Tuberville’s quid pro quo finally came through I guess.
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Tuberville’s quid pro quo finally came through I guess.
Is he going to tell us about the RudyG award? Pass…
I can’t wait to party like it’s 1999.
It is said that “certain things” happen in threes. Can I get an AMEN?🤣
Yes! And is anybody talking about US warships near Venezuela this morning?🤷🏻♀️
Next question: can you tell us which ones you have in mind?
Yeah, his voice is Incredible. Especially the sound of his voice.
So very, really, super concerned then? Stfu, Susan.
Schools Theaters Concerts Malls Churches Synagogues Mosques Parks Nightclubs Offices Festivals Stores Military Bases Bars Post Offices Yoga Studios Super Bowl parades Nowhere is safe from the scourge of gun violence in America. You can't tell me we must simply accept it.
Propaganda disguised as “research.” Yep, got it.
It’s his eye-blinking in that cringy orange baseball mitt face that sets me off.
Nothing but a Table of Toadies.
Crazy Grampa is going to binge on chzburgers then take a nap.
AND THERE IT IS!!
*I know you are, but what am I?* he’s such a Child.
I heart national socialism.🤪
Did he watch War of the Roses last night? Like, WTAF?
I admire Witkoff for practicing his eulogy in advance.
I’m so glad we have Ultimate Karen showing us The Way and The Light.
Is it weird to celebrate the fall of a civilization?😵💫
Quite the Rapturous circle jerk.
Under His Eye.
Praise Be.
*If it ain’t broke, let’s F it up.*
Somebody ought to develop a series of cards for ‘Presser Grievance Bingo.’ Other game titles also welcome.
C’mon Linda! No Whammies!
Oh man, the suspense is killing me.🙄
Oh look! RFK Jr is also a cetologist.
The accordion returns!
No way he goes the whole thing without the accordion.
So far, Taco Tuesday is like last week’s leftovers.
Is this news conference just so he can brag about firing a smart black woman?
See also: Jeremy Hutchinson from Arkansas. Total fraud. Full pardon.
Yelling out all those “feel good” numbers again. Getting as close to one trillion as he can because THAT would surely be a lie.
Rolling in my Weezer-mobile.
He clearly thinks this applies to his Trump flags.
Can we please have this kind of thing after each demented presser?
It’s annoying when global conflicts interrupt my zoom calls.
It’s hard to rank the Lies, but this is in my Top 20 for NO Fn WAY.
G.I. Joke has a “badge” now so, GAME ON!
He’s the President of Europe and he Saved Africa. Tomorrow he’ll declare himself an Emperor Penguin.
Prepping us for that media blackout…
Sunday night’s episode is titled, “Hair, Lies, and Responsibility.”
Yeah, that mobster charisma is something to behold.
And at least FOUR planets!
I noticed the lumps too.
My bet is still on bad kidneys…
No. No, they most certainly are not screaming for you, except for your expiration.
I smell a line of new red hats.
So…less ‘freedom’ to vote…in a manner of our choosing…for an already pre-determined gop winner…quite the crooked game alright.
He’s such a poser.
The ‘outside agitators’ are now the moms of the basement dwellers who have crammed into their Subarus to drive to DC and throw sandwiches.
Yeah, those recurring Smithsonian nightmares are terrible.🙄
“Brightness?”
Big Marj, always looking forward. 🤪
Fox wants us all to know that ONLY TRUMP IS ALLOWED TO CONDUCT HIMSELF LIKE AN INCOMPETENT LUNATIC.🤪
Can somebody just give him 6 gilded trophies so he shuts the hell up?
This is why I buy an extra set to wear around my neck, in case any Sirs approach me.
Dear Clay, Do any college teams in your state have male cheerleaders? Me thinks it’s true!
Big Steve is working hard to keep his golf priveleges.
Another week of fake pageantry so the media stops talking about the Epstein files.
His voice is so whiny and his eyes say he’s dead inside.
This meeting was a farce from the jump just to get the media to stop talking about the Epstein files.
Normalizing Putin is a whole other level of Cult.
Cool. We should be out of debt in TWO WEEKS!
Oh lawd, now we are going to hear him say, “hot as a pistol” every time he gets in front of a camera.🙄
Every day is a race to the bottom.
Old man yelling at cracks
1500 percent in 2 weeks
The explanation from Felon47 about this is still “Biden’s fault” is going to be some warped shit.
The Dog and Benny Show
I honestly am not concerned about why I drink so much wine. My concern is if I run out of wine.
Facts, schmacts, pass the wine.
That’s some serious 3billion dollar ballroom jealousy.
So he looks without thinking. Got it.🙄
He clearly dreams of Theresienstadt, doesn’t he?
Duffy will take care of it, ya know, but he’s suuuper busy with that nuclear reactor moon thing.
Barely knows where he is. Doesn’t know where he’s going.
Coming soon…colored stars for our clothing.🤡💩
Awwww. Always the “white people getting left out” narrative. So tired.
Well, if this is the “Revenge Tour,” show us your muscle, sissy pants.
Oh yeah? In Palin’s backyard?
And he claims he doesn’t write pictures.
How long before they start handing out colored stars for clothing?
The one handed accordion while the other hand grips the podium, so he doesn’t fall down.
Cringe.
The Gold must be for his make-up.
“Youths.” He rrreally wanted to type the N word.
Racism has always been his most reliable currency.
This is the Stupidest reality show ever.🙄
We could pay with just a few pennies!! oh wait…
Yes, this is what keeps me up at night.🙄
Because I’m a fecking turnip.
*I get away with shouting random numbers, so that’s just the way it should be.*
5 more reasons he sux.
Ok, let’s not manipulate for political purposes, says the man-child who does this all day long.
#EpsteinFiles