If you suddenly hear everyone honking their horn . . . .
If you suddenly hear everyone honking their horn . . . .
If you suddenly hear everyone start honking their horn . . . .
Trump clearly trying to turn America into an authoritarian state. Fortunately for America, Trump consistently fucks up everything he tries to do.
If I had said this to my 4th grade classmates they would make fun of me every day for the rest of the school year.
Excellent point. Thank You.
Dear DJT, please send troops to my house. I already have the mulch, and I have two shovels. If you send more than two, they will need to bring their own shovels. And please have them arrive on Tuesday if possible, since trash pickup day is Wednesday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
What the hell is wrong with this man??
Police don't wear masks. Security guards don't wear masks. FBI agents don't wear masks. State troopers don't wear masks. Border security agents don't wear masks. No legitimate law enforcement officers wear masks. So why do ICE agents need masks? Hint: Goons often wear masks.
"Gaslighting and How to Stop it". Short answer: Impeachment www.webmd.com/mental-healt...
So CVS has suspended Covid shot for EVERYONE, even those over 65 and with critical medical conditions, in 16 states due to unclear and ambiguous guidance from their state and the CDC (or whatever scraps of CDC are left). OK so now Trump's incompetent clowns will be causing some unnecessary deaths.
The legacy of Justice Roberts will say that he ignored rampant corruption on his Supreme Court and made rulings that helped bring about the end of America as a nation of free people.
If RFK makes sense to you, donate your brain to science for closer examination. (And no, I don't mean right now)
I don't think they removed all of the brain worms.
This is the dumbest thing I've heard from a Trump cabinet official since the Secretary of Education talked about A1.
Trump salutes Putin and rolls out the red carpet for him and Putin repays Trump by launching the 2nd largest ever on Ukraine. Putin humiliates Trump again and again.
Expect an economic bubble. Get invested in stock. Ride the market higher. Get out before the bubble pops, because it's gonna be ugly
How it REALLY played out. 1-Can't find employees to work in this remote area 2-Costs a fortune to constantly ship in supplies 3-Not enough incoming detainees to require a 'holding' facility DeSantis/Trump finally realized it was a financial disaster. Another stupid, waste of money just for show.
Trump and DeSantis got their sound byte. Time to move on to the next sound byte. It's ALWAYS about causing chaos and getting the sound byte. It's NEVER about real results and meaningful accomplishments for the American people.
"I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me" - RFK Jr www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZJp...
- Trump-45 pushed hard to develop the Covid vaccine. - Trump was one of the first to receive the Covid vaccine. - Trump knows RFK is a loon. - Trump will continue to get the Covid vaccine. - Trump doesn't give a flip about anyone else.
Poll - Do you have a favorable view of: - Dogs: 91% Yes - Kristi Noem: 32% Yes Noem trails Dogs by 59%.
Does this idiot Justice Roberts even remember his 'Presidents can't be held accountable' vote??
Simple solution going forward: 1- Listen closely to RFK's CDC advisories 2-Do the opposite of what they say and you'll be fine.
Just so happens RFK is looking for someone to head the CDC.
How to say 'yes' without saying 'yes'.
Is Charlie Kirk referring to 👇this👇messed up marriage?
Technically, DC is 'safer' if the threat of tripping on some street trash is reduced. Soooooo . . . . *technically*.
Dictator 101: Gain control over all elections. (e.g. Putin in Russia, who repeatedly gets 're-elected' with 98% of the vote)
It's at tragic times like this that Americans desperately need a leader who could genuinely express compassion and sympathy. Or at least HAVE compassion and sympathy.
Vance: "Putin is both soft and firm. Almost like a couch."
So this woman was charged with assaulting an ICE agent's fist with her face?
We could have stopped Covid before it spread throughout the United States, but Trump kept denying it was a problem and repeatedly said Covid would just 'go away'. 1.2 Americans died, because Trump didn't want a nationwide pandemic to harm his reelection chances. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNpr...
Just to update you, Mr. President. The former President of South Korea was impeached and jailed for sending government troops into major cities to seize control, contrary to his nation's constitution. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Trump is begging for attention and approval from Putin like an ignored child begging for attention from his parents. Sad. Weak. Weird. Embarrassing. Dangerous for America.
So easily triggered 😂
Vance described Putin as "soft and welcoming, but firm where it matters. Able to please people and get results." I think Vance is having another sofa fantasy.
Let's make stupid stupid again!
It's not in the 'comedy' category, Perino, it's in the 'trolling and mocking' category. The measure of success for a troll and a mock is how well it highlights the subject's absurdity and foolishness. And by triggering you so badly, it is a total success. Let's make stupid stupid again.
Perino doesn't think it's funny. That proves it's funny.
An insult to anyone who has served.
These Trump troll tweets are GREAT! They are holding up a mirror to MAGA and MAGATS are squirming at what they see.
Reading Zelensky's mind: ". . the shit I have to endure to get these Russian murderers out of my country. . . "
Don't expect to cash a check written by Donald Trump. Everyone knows this.
A failure of evolution to evolve.
China is developing high-tech batteries and humanoid robotics while the USA imposes tariffs on clothing imports so that Americans can have more jobs sewing tennis shoes.
A 'Security Guarantee'? From Trump??? Hate to see someone try to cash that check.
aka 'surrender'.
Yeah, MAGA is still watching football. And drinking Bud Light. And buying from Amazon, Nordstrom, Kellogg, Target, Keurig, Wal-Mart, Netflix, Oreos, Pepsi, Gillette, Univision, Macy's, Disney, Yeti, HBO, Shopify, Starbucks, and Nike. And some even still watch South Park.
Under Trump's command, U.S. troops get on their knees to roll out a literal red carpet for a fascist dictator. This isn't ceremony. It's surrender.
Seems like the new MAGA brain implant chip is to say the whole red carpet soldiers in their knees thing is because it was a military base. This is completely false. It’s a choice. Also Zelensky will be landing at Andrews. A military base. Let’s see if they do this for him.
Putin once again makes Trump look weak and incompetent. Trump saluted Putin and then sat and listened as Putin made his surrender demand. Next, Putin got a few photos ops to humiliate America and make Trump look weak. And then Putin left. Once again, Trump gets played by his puppetmaster.
Give Obama a third term and grant statehood to D.C., which has a larger population than Wyoming and Vermont. Obama already has a Nobel Peace Prize.
Trump will think he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for surrendering to his daddy Putin.
White House reacts to Newsom posts. "We think it is childish and unpresidential for Gavin Newsom to lower himself to Trump's level".
Body language and facial expression. One is the master and the other is his bitch.
Anyone can see why Russia would influence an election to get this Russia-loving, Putin-worshiping, groveling servant to Russia elected as the American President.
If a cop approaches you, better drop your sandwich immediately or you're gonna get shot.
I would have never guessed that the little one was the daddy.
Trump was afraid someone might ask, "So what did you accomplish?'
Trump: "Extremely productive meeting. Do I get my Peace Prize now?"
Translation: Trump is getting played like a fiddle.
Marriage counselors take note: A counseling session with only one spouse and a third party only there seeking attention isn't going to be productive.
He is a very weak, needy, insecure, person. Someone with low self-esteem and the need for constant ego reinforcement. Despite all his despicable actions, one should almost feel sorry for this very troubled individual. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs and eventually finds some peace.
. . . but just who shot who?
Pretty sure the guy who calculates core inflation will be fired soon.
TACO! Trump Always Chickens Out. What a joke an embarrassment for America.
Another attempt at Epstein distraction. He should just milk Greenland for a little more, then at least no lives are turned upside down.
Hey Donald, isn't she a little older than you like 'em? Hate to kill your thrill, but she's LEGAL.
We stand with the TX Democrats! Every voter in TX deserves to have their vote count. We in FL are familiar with MAGA shenanigans for voter suppression. Stop the steal NOW. #MessWithTexas
REALITY CHECK: Texas Democrats earn 45% of the vote—but under the GOP’s new gerrymandered map, they’d get just 21% of the seats. That’s not representation. That’s rigging the system. #MessWithTexas
If the MAGA people smile and happily consume the bull$hit Trump feeds them, only makes sense that he would keep feeding them bull$hit. A country on a bull$hit diet is not exactly the sign of a great country. Other countries ridicule us when we eat it. Wake up America. We are better than that.
Hmmm.
More and more Trump supporters are starting to realize the damage his tariffs are doing to the country. Everything is getting more expensive, even products made in the U.S. Trump’s trade war is a total disaster.
Winner!
And Trump promoted Ghislaine Maxwell to a country club prison. For now. Until he pardons her.
Trump's way of dealing with high unemployment numbers. Much easier than fixing the problem, just fix the numbers.
Plain and simple: --> Tariffs are tax increases on the American people. <-- The end.
Ghislaine Maxwell to Trump: "If you don't pardon me I'm telling everyone about your pedophile past." And a Trump pardon is already in process. Corrupt. Disgusting. Impeachable.
The stock market drops a few trillion dollars every time Trump utters the word 'tariff'. Investors, the guys who really understand economics, HATE tariffs. But tariff terror in the stock market is subsiding as investors realize TACO Trump just likes the attention and is mostly full of shit.
"Angry, stupid, and political?' That makes him the PERFECT Trump nominee.
GOP is full of corrupt inside traders dishing out favors and cashing in on their office. (See how they voted?) And MAGA is too dumb to see it. This is why MAGATS struggle in life. Politicians pick their pockets while MAGATS cheer for them. But you can't fix 'stupid'.
I wonder what amount of pain and suffering damages a jury would award for a 'no pierogi' settlement. The constitution clearly protects your right to a pierogi.
Why did taxpayers have to foot the bill to send Trump to Scotland to open his golf course?
So. . . . ."The Pedofile President Center for the Performing Arts" ?
Trump says he 'never had the privilege' of going to Epstein's Island of underage sex slaves. What an honor it would have been to have that added to the #TrumpPedoFiles ! btw, RELEASE THE FILES.
. . . and no idea how he got unzipped and exposed.
"EU is biggest deal ever" - Donald Trump "He lies about 'big' " - Stormy Daniels
Sign posted as you leave RFK'S office at HHS.
The single most important take away from brain worm damaged RFK and his HHS came directly from RFK shortly after bathing with his family in a river closed to the public due to feces contamination: "I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me."
Ghislaine Maxwell to Trump: "Pardon me now or I will testify about all of your pedo activities with the Epstein kids". This is what she demanded in the recent meeting that she requested with Trump's lawyers. I think Ghislaine read 'Art of the Deal' in her jail cell. #TrumpPedoFiles
Lest I forget lowering drug prices '1,000 percent . . . 1,500 percent'.
Right up there with : "I would not have appointed him (Fed Chief Jerome Powell). Trump appointed him in 2017. ". . . Obama was sedatious". *Sedatious* is not a word. In the last two weeks! The world is laughing their asses off at America.
"There is an Epstein client list" "We must see the list" "List is on my desk" "Why are we still talking about list" "There is no such list" "Trump told he's on the list" "Being on list doesn't mean you're guilty" "AI video of FBI arresting Obama" The world thinks Americans are a bunch of fools
#POTUS - Pedo of the United States.
If you have the highest rated Late Night talk show and you still can't make money, you need to cancel the MANAGEMENT, not the performers.
Trump is trying way too hard to change the subject away from Epstein must br sme.