I think "onanistic" would be more accurate.
I think "onanistic" would be more accurate.
Chuck, Nancy, Eleanor Horton, Ed Markey, Dick blumenthal, Peter Welch, Jack Reed, You listening?
Yeah, just went to look at his profile page and his posts and replies are literally nothing but complaints about how he is treated on bluesky. Gets dull real fast.
Nice, kind of like adding "on Epstein's Island," as in "Nate Silver on Epstein's Island."
So, one floor down would give access to paint that mustache...
Don't forget this guy is a doctor.
not clear "get one end in position" was an option.
purty. The second rainbow has the colors in reverse order 'cause it's a selfie.
fizz, fuzz, both leaving at the same rate. short fuse too.
queue life of brian www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPO...
i’m on the clock and on a roll got to block another troll. bluemashave.
are you doubting the sky is blue?
While I practice blueskivism.
Commedian Josh Blue has a riff pointing out that the disabled are the largest minority group and that it is the only minority group you can join at any time. - you're one bad bike ride away.
better to say “you could be helping fire or flood victims but they sent you here instead.”
that bridge was destroying trucks fifty years ago.
if there is a bad wound they may also give immunoglobulin shots which are worse
i think there are less painful shots now.
as in the bugs bunny and porky pig vaudeville exit
sound pitch is not lowered by distance although high pitches are attenuated faster but it highly humidity dependent.
Every time I drive any distance you can pick out the texters as they drift in and out of their lane. On a two lane road it's even more nuts.
In my central NYS Appalachian, urn and earn are the same word, iron and Arron have different front vowels, but all are one syllable words.
"doesn't give explicit authority," come on, the law doesn't give me explicit authority to drive on the sidewalk either.
"...to fund independent progressive voices online at scale." I don't think they understand what that word 'independent" means. Actually funding independent voices with funding disclosure and no content restrictions would be smart, but the bosses just can't let go of control.
Don't forget to cut healthcare for veterans and everybody else first.
Actually, you call it Russian-style fascism.
Also literacy tests for book banning. Maybe they can use some of the tests from Jim Crow days; teach some history at the same time.
free-trade is why they're putting the statues of Gen. Lee back up.
trans panic at the disco?
I hear your conventional daughter has sugar and spice along with the pesticides while the organic daughter is sugar-free.
As long as they're free range. Oh yeah, that's a different fight. Call protective services...
Missouri currently has 6/8 districts Republican so the gerrymandering gets them one seat.
I suppose you could attach a rainbow of chalk to a board or rake or something and drag it along under your car, leaving a miles-long pattern.
Has anyone seen him without the hat in a long time?
always nice to share.
The autostart-button features give you a chance to leave your car running in the garage because you bump your pocket, from inside your house.
Many cars lock the doors as a safety mechanism when the car goes over 5mph. (Either Crime! or that it makes the doors less likely to open in an accident.)
Put your keys on a string around your neck? I guess they're pretty bulky. Oddly, my fob has a hidden mechanical key for the door if the battery dies, which enables the ignition.
It's possible to make a car with a physical key that screws you over: the older Rav4's lock the doors after 5 minutes even if the keys are in the car, including going through a car wash. Then again keyless cars have their own car wash problems, like can't put a car with engine off in neutral.
The fact is Boston roads were 17th century cow paths; they make perfect sense if you have the mind of a 17th century cow.
Great minds think alike, was going to suggest exactly that, an emergent image so to speak.
Can you name more movies that use models with eyes that can inflate out of a person's head, other than cartoons?
I am disliked by that use of the word.
patience is not one of her faults.
Also, it's unlikely Germany wants to reveal what countermeasures they have now.
Right, if you watch the drone war in Ukraine, you can see how hard it is to stop other drones and success there relies on a dense array of drones combined with electronic warfare. Electronic warfare will disrupt other communications while a lot of drones is labor expensive.
yeah, I watched the trailer on my mobile.
I think Tesla stock is no longer moored to the company at all - it's a high flying stock that stays high because investors still worry they'll miss gains if they leave. It is also held up my its presence in index funds which will be true until it starts falling and then its weighting drops.
There are carvings of Cleopatra on the walls of Dendera Temple in Egypt
That would make such a great toilet paper ad.
I wonder if grocery stores still have the "Weekly World News" racks somewhere in the back for when "The Onion" goes nationwide. The Onion is a worthy successor to progenitors of the Batboy.
real murderbot. ChatGPT should have criminal as well as civil liability.
Wealthy or powerful person's definition of Free Speech: "everyone still has to like me after I say something bigoted or cruel."
they supposedly bought two.
The only actual purchases by the US military that I know of was to use them as target practice to verify if missiles could pick them up with video targeting.
Shock of my life was seeing a tree that a beaver had cut down and realizing there was a beaver under it. Felling trees is dangerous.
My prayer is that someone is toast.
30 second rule, with a 30 minute extension. Besides, it'll be cooked.
So, Schumer is reinventing the Friedman unit?
"[Beyonce] never quite inspired the same fan ardor" = the author at the FT is getting old and jaded and doesn't wear his bejeweled Beyonce hat anymore.
The only disease outbreak that will solve the RFK jr problem is the one that he gets himself, preferably fatal. Unfortunately, he's too old to not be immune to measles and he got the vaccinations he wants to deny us.
I think the pika has some seeds in its cheek pouches so this is also a picture of pikachue.
Eugenics isn't just evil, it's stupid.
RFK jr thinks he has superior genes because he's a Kennedy and because he survived all the stupid things he's done.
Except humans have had fifty thousand years of "culling the herd" and still half of all children died as children from disease. Modern medicine reduced that to 1 in 15 by 1960 and vaccines dropped it to 1%-2%. Disease evolves faster then we do - no one has a superior immune system, just luck.
All five Republican doctors in the Senate are responsible for RFK jr, it's just that Cassidy was rumored to have a conscience. Similarly, every Republican is responsible for creating the environment where RFK jr happened. It's not a bad guy's fault, it's the evil of every Republican and Trump.
that’s a falcon on the “night setting.”
Just list your kids as "former smokers."
During the BLM protests had a huge argument with Facebook acquaintances who were absolutely certain that New York City was a smoldering ruin. Pictures of streetside dining and walks in the park did nothing to convince them.
August 25, 2025, 1105AM: Sobanet becomes self aware. August 25, 2025, 1204PM: lunch.
Some spiders have eight eyes or more. Clearly, they're doomed.
So now, the only difference between being in the National Guard and sentenced to community service is the color of the uniform you wear while picking up garbage?
So META is going to do for its candidates the same thing Elon Musks appearances did for his endorsees?
Do LLMs ask the questions in an unbiased way? Or is an AI poll a push poll?
are we omitting the no female actors aspect of Shakespeare’s time? I always wondered how audiences distinguished actors playing men playing women and actors playing women. Really bad drag in the first case?
The grooves in the front grill of the Ford 350 go inward so they're feminine.
I find typing into a computer pushes me to go in the direction I started because it's all up there typed already.
"Hung for their crimes:" public blackness.
Pricing based on how much people want to read something? So, how much do I get paid to read Bret Stephens or a Trump tongue-bath from Habermann or Peter Baker?
And if the police are sitting there, go rainbow paint a different crosswalk, today.
Right, so instead of making a vaccine with just a few components that are tuned to the least variable parts of a virus, we're going to just dump everything into your arm so you have the highest possible chance of triggering extreme reactions or finding a protein that has autoimmune issues.
literally the plot of Kafka’s “The Trial.”
Always liked "tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon" for Trump from his first term.
Companies that products that kill people should be liable. ChatGPT should be sued. Saying, well, we'll kill a bunch of people before we work the bugs out is not acceptable. Somewhat related, Tesla just lost two huge lawsuits.
The only reason integrated circuits exist is that NASA funded the industry when chips were too expensive for commercial use.
So we’re at a point where it doesn’t matter what the law says or how long it has said it because with the collapse of law under this Supreme Court no law exists unless it “has been tested” against Calvinball rules.
And let Bezos continue to break the law to exploit and endanger Amazon workers.
Picture caption: seconds after Trump's worst fart ever.
Some of us live beyond the Meat Loaf horizon.
How to torch your reputation year by year: NY Times as they keep those tongue baths for scammers and bigots coming.
Well then, racism is over just like Justice Roberts says.
Watch your airline decide "fuck this plane" is a threat and prevent you from boarding.
Going into business making US flags with wicks.
i think what’s distinctive here is that it’s the same hand repeatedly rather than random.
I concluded the famous negotiator was a empathy-free psychopath for whom negotiation was an exercise in gaslighting and emotional manipulation. “empathy “ = conning the rubes.
He's afraid some 8th grader on the subway is gonna whack him with her book bag because he doesn't give up his seat for a pregnant woman.
Every single person in the AI video is white.
Wow, back to the time when everyone was white and brunette or blonde. Let's all get together for a meeting of the Klan.
But blaming liberals for Republicans' acts is Klein's main schtick, can't take it away from him. Also, somebody said "unhoused" instead of "homeless."