It’s easier for Republican and Christian men to have secret gay sex lives if their wives are tied up being pregnant and dealing with shitty kids.
It’s easier for Republican and Christian men to have secret gay sex lives if their wives are tied up being pregnant and dealing with shitty kids.
Facts.
Writing the regex will be more fun
But he still hasn’t paid Rudy for his legal services 😂
OMG this looks like it could be a real movie poster!! I mean, for a MAGA movie of course. One where Jim Caviziel and Kevin Sorbo were unavailable and Dean Cain still injured from boot camp.
More like: Department of Education = Department Under His Eye Center for Disease Control = Center for Human Recycling Department of Agriculture = Department of Electrolytes
Taskmaster? Isn’t that the one who died like 7 seconds in?
They think that because it’s called pseudo-science, it’s still science.
Remember when the press when ape shit because Biden’s SecDef disappeared for one day to have prostate surgery?
I can’t wait for the FBI to raid Garlands home.
#bannedbooksweek #censorship bannedbooksweek.org
For a hardware system usually defined by the size and power of its graphics card, those sure are some awful looking graphics. Why do they all look like they’re stored on VHS tape lol.
I just hope it doesn’t bring Musk out of hiding
Bernie calls for a resignation, while MAGA literally tackles to the ground and arrests a California senator. Someone is still bringing strongly worded letters to knife fights.
It’s all just performative legal posturing.
Sadly, you can cross the women off the list. This is America, after all.
13 million for 7 episodes!?!? No wonder Netflix is $17.99 a month. Oh well, it’s nice to see the kid finally catch a break.
How did you escape?
And we have our little d voters who will ensure republicans win again by prioritizing a practically non issue over the truly existential issues. Did you think Kamala was gonna be bad news for Gaza too?
What else would we expect from the party of puppy killers.
Or that the experts are the experts.
Wrong. There’s also bombs, arson, bladed weapons, vehicles and a hundred other ways to go on a rampage. Guns are simply the easiest and most viscerally removed from the act. Just pull a trigger. Guns are a fetish in American culture. Guns ARE a problem. Every country has mental illness.
Why were you there when he climaxed?
Imagine if Dems went after the 2nd amendment the way the GOP have gone after EVERY single other amendment and right outlined in the constitution?
And also Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: “Don’t just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying!”
You know who wouldn’t simply offer thoughts and prayers? Gavin Newsom.
Cracker Barrel…I’m becoming morbidly obese just thinking about the place.
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The great American company, run by CEO Lip-Bu-Tan.
Sorry but the admin is just laughing off this fed judges ruling.
Interviewing a leader of the resistance from your closet sounds about right for what it means to be living in America in 2025.
It’s still just fighting Authoritarianism with Democracy, it’s still just a knife brought to a gun fight. Considering that the other blue states have less motivated leaders than California, I expect the others will just debate the idea.
Or make them look like Picasso during his Blue period!
Pratt is a Christian moron. If he wasn’t being offered every Jurassic film and animated film, he’d be doing whatever Kirk Cameron’s doing.
Definitely not Hakeem or Cory.
Before vaccines, there was no internet. So obviously, vaccines cause internet!
So you’ll need to own a car in order to vote?
It’s because they’re pushing the ideology that a woman’s purpose is to be a wife and to mind her place — behind her man, staying in his shadow, and giving him kindly advice to help him be a better man. That, and supper at 5:30 p.m. sharp, or it’s the belt for one of the children!
Most late night TV shows are seen when their highlight clips are posted to YouTube and TikTok. Nobody is staying up to midnight watching broadcast networks. I have no evidence to back up my claims. But I’m right.
How many times have we heard, he can’t actually do this, it’s unconstitutional. Yet he does it, it goes to court while being implemented, and then SCOTUS and Congress allow it to happen. This will happen! We will all find ourselves having to vote in person under federal gun point.
It’s time to retire this “leader of the free world” bullshit. How does that make sense when the US leads the world in incarceration, is building concentration camps, and its cities are under military occupation?
But Hillary’s email server!!
Were they all promised a comped weekend stay at the future Bibi-Marriott Resort on the Gaza Strip? That would explain all their smiles, along with all the genocide.
To the mountains of Caucasus!
Never thank a soldier for their service. This tradition is rooted in the indoctrination and propaganda that makes Americans believe they are awesome and free. Soldiers never fight for the rights or freedoms of Americans. Instead, they fight for the ego of politicians and the greed of corporations.
Oh FFS. But Kamala would have won had she just gone on Joe Rogan, Adin Ross and Theo Von, right? The hypocrisy. Credit to Newsom for reaching out to the alpha-male-loneliness-epidemic-manosphere. He’s the only Dem trying and fighting fire with fire.
Why doesn’t he just make his own Nobel prize, like he’s made all his other “awards” and flattering magazine covers?
Where is our Alexei Navalny?
For sure happy meals were provided to everyone.
Then we make movies like Iron Man, where the hero is a global military arms dealer who creates his own personal war machine, and we call that a super hero. We’ve been self-propagandizing ourselves for decades! Iron Man’s protege was named War Machine! WTF???
Fox is having a rough time seeing their alpha act like a beta.
They’re calling it bipartisan because there’s 1 Republican on board.
Oh is Geraldo back on the Trump train? Can never tell with this guy.
Certainly not Pete Buttigieg.
The world could be on fire outside my window, and I turn on my local NPR station and they’re discussing how to bake delicious profiteroles on a budget.
Real footage from the Oval showing him his polling, until he’s happy with the charts numbers.
They’re busy hunting purely for sport
Orangina is constantly dozing off. Biden was still bicycling at an even older age. And Biden was doing the 24/7 presidenting while the orange guy just golfs, tweets and signs EOs.
This whole fight is premised on the notion that there will be credible elections in the future.
Yet we will never see this
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It’s rigged
Gavin Newsom could turn Chuck Norris’s beard white.
Unfortunately there are also 2.75 million independents in Texas. And we all know that being an independent means you’re just an ashamed and closeted Republican voter.
I bet each marriage and each divorce was for her to grab money. Marry for his money. Divorce for his alimony and child support. Repeat. These are the real “takers” that lives rent free off the backs of others. Not immigrants or poor people.
Don’t we already have police, sheriffs, state police, state troopers, bounty hunters, US marshals, SWAT, FBI, and probably a dozen other types of law enforcement?
His brother is still checking the mailbox every day for that $5,000 check too.
I’m sure Lisa Murkowski will have a long think about doing the right thing (while Putin is in her state) before deciding to do the wrong thing and then act shocked that it didn’t result in the right thing magically happening anyways.
There a reason the character of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho idolized him.
He’s not leaving
He’s not leaving, folks
There’s only one way out of this.
They spend a lot of time on their knees.
Kentucky has been electing Mitch McConnell for decades. Kentucky destroyed this country.
Democrats are the Republicans now. We have a right wing party and a far right fascist party. Nothing left of center is allowed in US politics - just look at how they’re treating Zohran. Bernie would be considered a centrist by most European standards.
I can’t agree with that post claiming USA is better than Cheeto. The founders literally wrote it’s self evident all men are created equal, while owning slaves and allowing slavery to thrive for almost a 100 years after writing that, and then another 100 years before giving them some civil rights.
My 5G service is still awful, no matter how many mRNA vaccines I’ve had.
WDYM? We got Israel and El Salvador.
That’s how I felt about Superman. Like really? A movie about the hero that embodies what America claims to be? We have literal concentration camps now. Yet here comes Superman, fighting for truth and justice and the American way? We’d make Lex Luthor president tomorrow if we could.
Even the Star Trek future is one of endless wars and existential crises.
The 4D chess move here is to end prescription medication in the US.
Aren’t Hot Wheels’s knees always bent?
Every accusation is a confession with them. There was never a deep state, until now.
Choose the bear
Already was.
If we could figure out Pete’s name… 🙂
Just do it!!
We are already in a dictatorship
The democrats I’m sure will write a strongly worded letter.
Religions are based around satisfying male patriarchal desires—owning women like property, freedom to do with women whatever they want and at any age. Whoever thought putting the sex biologically programmed to stick its dick in any hole in charge was a good idea? Well, here we are.
AI and Robots suck balls. Watching these tech bros think they’ve got the keys to the future with AI slop and robots that barely work is proof that we’ve reached the end of western civilization.
Currently waiting to see Superman. The theater has already reminded me why people hate going to movie theaters. Should have started 15 minutes ago, they have not even started showing trailers yet. I should have stayed home and waited for streaming. 😂
We had a good run.