You forgot to mention how he stopped at the puppy orphanage to hand out treats before not going to the liquor store.
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You forgot to mention how he stopped at the puppy orphanage to hand out treats before not going to the liquor store.
I will be asleep, following dancing around the house to āCelebrateā while chugging champagne.
Heās sundowning again
The older I get, the more I prefer animals to people.
God, I loathe that smug little hobgoblin.
If Shady Vance believes in god, Iām a giraffe.
As is my husband. Itās beyond disgusting.
Yeah, theyāre psyched to have to have him at their table š
They all appear to be suffering from a severe irony deficiency.
The correct response to āWhy the sticker?ā is āWhy do you care?ā
My mum lived through the blitz in London as a child. She taught me that bombs dropping on your neighborhood every night was nothing to look forward to.
Itās like a TJ Maxx exploded in there.
Being flanked by two good looking men with powerful auras isnāt doing Dementia Don any favors.
My six year old grandson is frequently more eloquent, not to mention logical, than Trump.
Fucking loonies
He looks like heās wearing a meat mask.
Trump is desperate to be able to give the order to fire on citizens. We can only hope the soldiers remember their oaths.
Brilliant optics. Nice going, Chump.
The competence level of this administration is zero.
I honestly had no idea how batshit crazy Pam Bondi was until I saw her being asked questions in congress, and not answering anything, just yelling bonkers nonsense. She is nuts.
Baloney
Frog cakes were my absolute favorite as a kid š
If any man in his 30ās comes sniffing around my granddaughters when they are teenagers, heās going to be violently emasculated by their granny.
Iāve been thinking about this and telling myself that it canāt possibly be true, but I bet it is.
Anyone who thinks you donāt do anything has not been paying attention.
They look like they would all fail the presidential fitness test.
May all trophy hunters meet a similar fate.
Itās a bird! Itās a plane! Itās Fupa Man!
I donāt think I would buy anything drinkable from that Limonadier guy š
āNever give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, neverāin nothing, great or small, large or pettyānever give in, except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.ā Winston Churchill
Like Hitler losing his shit when Jesse Owens won gold at the Berlin Olympics. Same energy.
May all trophy hunters meet the same fate.
Money very well spent. No irresponsibility involved.
Mad as a box of frogs
They are seriously afraid of you.
I must have missed the part in nursing school where we learned that brown people donāt get bad backs.
I keep thinking about the teenage boy who was in it, and how terrified he must have been when it started making those loud breaking noises and wouldnāt respond to controls. Poor kid.
Bravo sir
Itās as effective as throwing your scales out the window when youāre not happy with your weight.
COYG!
Itās like the Unabomber nominating Jeffrey Dahmer for a James Beard award.
Creeps of a feather
I was a jail nurse for a few months some years ago and I thought this was wonky.
Unprecedented display of a pedo talking gibberish to a world leader who is undoubtedly beyond disgusted at having to be in the same room as him.
Good. What an idiot.
I didnāt want to use my laptop or iPad anyway.
Grandma to girls, and former psych nurse who has looked after at least one victim of Uber driver SA.This is an excellent and overdue idea.
Janey Godley was a bloody treasure. Gone too soon.
Decades, apparently.
All dying is sudden, no matter how long it takes.
I wonder if sheāll take the deal, or else accidentally unalive herself next week.
Just to prep everyone. When they discover the pit of bodies behind Alagator Alcatraz, the MAGA fools will somehow try to insist, "I wasn't for THAT!" Yes, they were. They always were. Their future pleas for forgiveness will be only because they can no longer validate THEIR shame.
Those people stared too long into the abyss.
What a fun way for their spouses to find out š«¤
Twas ever thus
The only royal of any worth.
Who gives a shit about this nonsense. We have PEDOS in our government right now.
Make America Sociopaths Again
I need him at my work. Bunnies are allowed in hospitals, right?
Heās the only decent royal.
Talk about authoritarian rule.
Laura Loony hates you because youāre sane.
I agree with Tammy, for once. California would be so much better off.
What the hell is that stupid shit doing there?
Because American journalists are largely a bunch of spineless hacks who wouldnāt push back on MAGA lies and steamrolling if their lives depended on it.
I loathe everyone who voted for this pos. Iām trying not to but god itās hard.
Moron
She should sue his ass for defamation.
Imagine if Americans werenāt absolute and utter idiots.
Dementia worsening
Poor nugget, hope he feels better. I love that my orange cat is not the only one who tries to hide in the exam room sink š
What a fucking bellend š
But his weather control machine!
Take your mask off you cowardly stretch-jeaned bitches.
The Gestapo, flexing power.
I worked with a guy who did that all the time. I felt sorry for him.
When I migrated to America I took my GED and I got perfect scores. I havenāt mentioned that to anyone until now because honestly, who cares?
He makes me smile. I havenāt smiled over a politician in a long time.
Is that your adult child? Thatās exactly what my adult son says, in happy anticipation of me paying š
I am comforted by the fact that no matter how many times I fail in my aim of being kind, I will never be one thousandth as awful as Ann Coulter.
Let me guess: he threw himself out of a window.
Oh yes, agreed.
Woooohooooo!
Shame on anyone who says this.
At work, an elderly Serbian patient asks me if I celebrate July 4th. I say no, Iām not American, I donāt celebrate. She stares at me for a moment and says āNo, me neitherā