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https://youtu.be/57WEArtc2ps The more they stay the same 🙁
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created February 25, 2025

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1/9/2025, 10:57:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Administration’s economic team www.nighttrain.co/content/imag...

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1/9/2025, 11:20:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He means his defenders of Exegol in a galaxy far far away. Once we get those reactors on the moon


1/9/2025, 10:49:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heard he shot a 36. Hole in one every hole and then did it again because he was so full of strength and vitality.

1/9/2025, 12:38:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was there oil in the street to clean up or was it hair color?

31/8/2025, 9:52:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, Rs think only Rs are Americans, so maybe he thinks he is speaking truth?

31/8/2025, 10:34:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It misspelled TWAT

31/8/2025, 12:27:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gavin’s people hacked his account?

31/8/2025, 12:24:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always about money. Never about well-being.

31/8/2025, 12:21:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait until the tariffs soon bring in a gazillion dollars!

30/8/2025, 10:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Media needs to ask wormbrain to define “mitochondrial health.” Better yet, describe one function of mitochondria.

30/8/2025, 1:37:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impeach 5 SCOTUS “judges”? Is that a thing that can happen? Not just defund ice, investigate them and the goons leading agencies/cabinet secretaries Do something extra special for miller.

30/8/2025, 1:21:56 PM | 114 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Committee members might not think and act the exact same way
 I’m telling daddy!

30/8/2025, 10:22:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🍑

29/8/2025, 11:58:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s like they take lsd and think they’re philosophers
 what is reality anyway, man!? If you believe it, it’s real, right!? You can free yourself from cognitive dissonance through ignorance 
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29/8/2025, 10:19:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Working backward to find the ultimate “cause”, I often land on a culture of selfishness and narcissism. Lasch nailed it years ago.

29/8/2025, 9:37:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Problem: lack of fresh food Democrat: build a grocery store! Republican: Uber, delivery, bus, walk, ask a friend, figure it out; it’s not like the grocery store doesn’t exist.

29/8/2025, 9:22:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s objectively true that the economy does better under democrat administrations. So fiscally responsible might as well be attributed to liberal folks. WSJ said we had the “Goldilocks” economy before T. Economist cover “envy of the world”

29/8/2025, 9:20:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doughnald can grab him. He’ll just let him do it. Because that’s what he is.

29/8/2025, 5:04:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just following orders
should have paid attention in history class 😕

29/8/2025, 5:02:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s all of it
 www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/311787...

29/8/2025, 12:06:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro podcasts

29/8/2025, 11:59:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My point wasn’t *zero* women do this. Just that mass shootings are *almost* always white males. Given roughly equal mental illness, gun access, Rxs, violent imagery, etc. then why? Is there something unique to white male dna (no), my point was this cultural as much as anything else.

29/8/2025, 11:01:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why don’t crazy women do this?

29/8/2025, 12:13:03 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blunts the pain occurring in his ass.

28/8/2025, 4:27:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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W!? T!? A!? F!? Is that!?

28/8/2025, 4:13:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Growing glorification, acceptance, and popularity of MMA isn’t helping.

28/8/2025, 4:04:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone dare to explain the social ecological model to him? Typical approach to health in the US; everything is due solely to biological factors. 🙄

28/8/2025, 3:42:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HHS is now a Bro podcast. We’re f-ed.

28/8/2025, 12:22:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SCOTUS agrees.

26/8/2025, 9:42:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That
 or he doesn’t give a shit and is just in DC to serve himself and be around people who pretend to like him.

26/8/2025, 6:33:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we save this one until 2028 (provided God doesn’t come to the rescue before then)?

26/8/2025, 4:57:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Gavin’s people write this?

26/8/2025, 4:39:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💰 💰 💰

26/8/2025, 4:13:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because I’m a shameless opportunist

25/8/2025, 11:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it goes the other way. T is the complicit lackey of several others.

25/8/2025, 11:55:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. Two weeks.

25/8/2025, 7:07:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deatheaters must have actually just stunned Hedwig. Finishing the job?

25/8/2025, 6:46:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine if along with the single payer, drs didn’t have exorbitant debt and astronomical liability insurance costs. A fair tax system could fund it all. There’s enough 💰 to make it work and other wellbeing policies!

25/8/2025, 6:37:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s weakened America in the world’s eyes so much. Embarrassing doughnald right to his face and in the White House. Wow. Can’t wait to see what faux news has to say about this.

25/8/2025, 6:31:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morons gonna moron.

25/8/2025, 6:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No bone spurs!!!

25/8/2025, 3:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t need to face facts about our culture of guns and violence
 nope, just hardened security at schools? Always trying to address effects and not causes.

25/8/2025, 12:58:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gavin’s office couldn’t have written it better!

25/8/2025, 12:54:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he doesn’t celebrate it then would he be a DAFT dodger?

24/8/2025, 7:51:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cockroach attractant.

24/8/2025, 7:05:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Integrity is maga’s defining virtue.

23/8/2025, 12:32:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s how he admits things. “I could” etc. mobspeak. www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontli...

22/8/2025, 3:48:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Researchers will discover that overalls were actually invented in Africa thousands of years ago.

22/8/2025, 11:55:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They eat after midnight.

21/8/2025, 10:50:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do we get to see the energy companies compensation and bonus structures?

20/8/2025, 5:35:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People disagreeing and needing compromise to find the best common solutions to problems
 what a concept!

17/8/2025, 11:31:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doughnold is going to be getting the Roy Cohn advice like he always has. Attack attack attack. Lie lie lie. Not going to work here. Hopefully this can be Welch vs. McCarthy type of moment.

17/8/2025, 11:14:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The literal freaking definition of terrorism is the use of violence for political goals. WTF else was January 6!?

17/8/2025, 3:43:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In jeopardy the question would be: What is feckless?

17/8/2025, 2:05:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this plagiarized, too? Also, WTF is that signature!?

17/8/2025, 11:03:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn’t help but go with detailing reminiscent of the A-Team. Surprised it’s a truck and not a van

15/8/2025, 11:15:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what happened with groceries. Prices rose quickly and so did corporate profits. They increased prices more than necessary = yes they were gouging!

14/8/2025, 3:06:45 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how it works. Do nothing. Tell everyone contaminated meat is fine as long as handled and cooked “properly.” Then if someone gets sick it’s the individual’s fault, not the system, and we head deeper into The Jungle.

14/8/2025, 1:38:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another non-serious person in it for anything self-serving and not improving peoples’ lives.

13/8/2025, 6:08:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No more I alone can fix it bravado?

13/8/2025, 5:43:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freakin’ Biden, right!?

12/8/2025, 4:49:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quick! Someone get Jake tapper!!!

12/8/2025, 2:19:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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explains a lot of R men 🙁

12/8/2025, 2:16:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Where’s my keys” and “Silly Putty Face”

12/8/2025, 1:52:44 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Women jogging alone lets you know it’s incredibly safe.

11/8/2025, 7:23:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*country’s

11/8/2025, 1:28:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The countries moral compass points toward “because I can” when it needs to shift to “because I should”

11/8/2025, 1:27:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a Washington Shit Post.

11/8/2025, 1:18:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They said meeting at my house. It was at the White House. They said at night. It was more like late afternoon. They said it was about Epstein. It was about us! How does anyone believe the media !? 🙄

10/8/2025, 9:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Riiiiiiiiiight
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10/8/2025, 4:17:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My name is inigo montoya
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9/8/2025, 4:28:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bones are hidden in T’s heels.

9/8/2025, 4:15:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill Cassidy, M(ajor). D(ouche).

9/8/2025, 4:03:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahhhh
 the charlatan philosopher pokes its head out of its hole.

8/8/2025, 6:22:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now called Leopard Burger.

8/8/2025, 3:34:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s out of a 1980s cereal box.

8/8/2025, 2:26:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s pretty easy to not even know the gay games exist and just go on with your life. At least it covers time not mentioning Epstein

8/8/2025, 1:53:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were they in that meeting with JD? đŸ€”

7/8/2025, 10:38:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumbasses. CBS and cnn just report what the scientists attribute to increased turbulence. But starting with cbs and cnn triggers the brain to emotional reactions like disgust and anger rather than rational thinking. It’s how bullshit works.

7/8/2025, 1:41:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Given their approach to data I’m guessing we see a huge uptick in “red state” populations and corresponding downtick in “blue state” populations. Combine that with the gerrymandering and he was right “you won’t need elections anymore”.

7/8/2025, 1:36:31 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe textbooks will start claiming the south won

7/8/2025, 12:13:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bone spurs


7/8/2025, 12:10:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disgusting, obsequious fools.

7/8/2025, 12:08:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we’re trying to make America great again then that means America was once great without a ballroom off the White House. So, why now? Maybe all his buddies will get the contracts đŸ€”đŸ€«

6/8/2025, 5:40:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FAFO

6/8/2025, 5:28:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People were already on tv explaining how they get to the numbers and that the numbers are correct and that the person fired cannot manipulate the numbers. Whatever this regime says; the opposite is always the truth.

6/8/2025, 3:41:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😳
 not really

6/8/2025, 2:43:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t even parody them anymore. Didn’t notice kid rock and Marge ( has to be her in the pool) when I first watched!

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We want to release it! You know this is true because we said it. Buuuuuuuut, we can’t because [insert some bullshit excuse].

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đŸ„š

2/8/2025, 7:41:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twice! đŸ€Ź

2/8/2025, 7:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call in Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and Scoob! Noem’s production crew could follow them around and make a show!

2/8/2025, 3:05:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any deaths were Biden’s fault because they couldn’t solve the wars. The fake news won’t tell you that. America is so hot right now. We have no wars. The only problem is too late Powell. We’ve brought in a quadrillion dollars from Tuvalu. No one talks about that. I should sue the media.

2/8/2025, 12:48:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love wars and wars against me. I don’t think wars are beautiful. I solved six wars in six months. No one has ever seen anything like it. They’re saying, sir, it’s miraculous, you deserve a Nobel peace prize. I won’t ask for it. A prize. They should give it to me. I solved six wars with no deaths.

2/8/2025, 12:48:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I never said war was beautiful. You know who did? Obama. He loved the war he started with Iraq. They don’t talk about that. Obama. Iraq would have never happened if I were president. Also, a lot of bad people. Hillary. And Comey. And the Russia r Russia Russia. That’s the war. They

2/8/2025, 12:48:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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60 dem senators. Is the too much to ask? Or
 100 with integrity and a sense of decency?

2/8/2025, 12:33:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a better Roy Cohn than Roy Cohn.

2/8/2025, 12:29:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better than being down on his knees doing what Ron Vara is to doonold đŸ’©

2/8/2025, 12:03:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Statistics is now a qualitative method.

1/8/2025, 11:59:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view