CarlPorterRoberts

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Welcome. Have a nice life.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/oica5jG7FpU

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My boys...

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Kettering rocks.

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Mighty dragon pup.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooo, might be a nice gift on the way.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Ground control to Kristi Noem. Come in. Do you copy?

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A beautiful machine worth coveting.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa, good catch.

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Gonna introduce his body double.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Love it, as always.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Completely dominated. Long season comin' for Mr. Bill.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't need him Owen. Get your own solo gig.

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I am melting down here.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right on both accounts. Being a white guy helps some, for sure. I wasn't boasting. But it also had a little something to do with me busting my ass year after year. Thanks for your response.🙂

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Collect the whole set!

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes a very good boy and very handsome.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait. Isn't that flower design in a conspicuous place?

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

He should not have challenged Joey Chestnut.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Trapped in 1955. Song remains the same.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

The kitty is kneading biscuits on the puppy chest.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

It's only because they have a different vision for the decor. Can't have enough black cats.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody kick the shit out of that sadistic motherfucker.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't mess with the EC President. She's excellent at paybacks.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

No sorry, but I'm waiting for FedEx to deliver this bread and my drool bib is ready.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/qK-ZUFX5fnk

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

What the...? Must have been a hidden middle school girl's uniform.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Just for perspective, I'm 76, now retired, and have never been unemployed my entire life. 'Course I'm a sociopathic recluse now.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Pitching coach needs to show him how to put more movement on his pitches. He often burns pitches right in the wheelhouse. Maybe the Giants can trade for him.😁

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right. Can we just have the whole pure kitty please?

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. You're scaring me again.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I really hope so. Explode it, courageous women.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddammit will the inhumanity ever cease?

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY?...

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a lamp also fainted. But look at that face.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Crissakes, Red.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you gifted her any tattoos?

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

He's feelin' it now.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Wishin' and hopin' nothing occurs and our people will be all right. That location, from a naval combat point of view, is a trap. I hope the crazy assholes responsible for this incredibly stupid move don't underestimate the Venezuelans and the other governments down there, including the Cubans.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

What'd I do?

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the fun chance to participate.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Another Brick in the Wall

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It's inbreeding.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Sacrilege. This is how wars start.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody will fuck up and these killers will hate each other even more.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Waaaayyyy too many questions for this small space. I believe we all have pretty much the same ones.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my, what an opportunity. There is one missing though.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Well there it is then. A good definitive explanation. I want to live now.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is that guy smiling?

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/jLwZvg46jms

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

We need Caitlin back in there now.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Lookin' forward to it.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Something shady will come out of it.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

MK, you nailed it again. Funny stuff.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Aussies rock!

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Christ on a bike. Bunch of whack jobs.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

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CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

So arrogantly typical. I can't believe anybody buys that lie anymore. Reminds of a scene from The Producers with Dick Shawn as Hitler.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Good news, Kat. That's a long time for that kid to be gone. We've had some of those situations also and you have to do something, so good job jumpin' in there, and also communicating.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh good one, good one. Haven't used one of those in maybe 40 years. My declining cognitive skills wouldn't let it click in but yeah, my distant memory is sparking now. Thanks for that.😎

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Deport the motherfucker.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Listen to the teacher.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

You're killin' me here, Eileen,😛

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent point.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe the will soon be leading the world with every technological innovation imaginable. Hope they become a valuable ally.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Good one, Pops.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if she thinks so. She looks perfect the way she is.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for this Mr. Spector... youtu.be/rxbc4MFGFAU

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

What a good puppy to remember his leash.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa that's a great idea, said Lee Van Cleef (RIP).

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Cluster fuck.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm 76. What are they, Uncle?

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/U9BA6fFGMjI

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

You're rockin' Sheryl. Good work.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's face it. These psycho-sociopaths never change. Leave 'em in a cell.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

A good start would be to have himself euthanized.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Pickles looks happy. Well done.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish I knew. They need to be fired, but...

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay there you are. Jeez you look good, no matter what. Thanks for your patience and forgive my cognitive decline. Big fan of your photos.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think I disappeared. I've been invisible many times but not recently. Where do I need to look for these pictures? Still can't find them. Sorry.🙃

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, I'm stupid. Don't see it. Where is it supposed to be. Other than on your head I mean.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand that. I ate some soup called pepper pot until I discovered it had tripe in it and I never ate it again. Allow me to add that I also hate okra.😁

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Hang 'im.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi Layla, you're beautiful.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Good one. Could not have stated it better.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

No I don't think so...

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Hilarious.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Only maybe to lust over 14-year-old gymnastics girls.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Had to eat that a lot as a kid and I never got over it. Kinda like tripe.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that actually a photo of that horrid head cheese stuff?😬

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I know nobody that would do that but it's sacrilege. Just stay home.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly the perfect caption.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Mayor Johnson. Keep rockin, sir.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

They need a new definition for defacing.

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Who the fuck is that asshole and why does he keep oozing out of his sewage facility?

CarlPorterRoberts (@carlporterroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. The song remains the same.