Satire is the effective fourth estate in America now.
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Satire is the effective fourth estate in America now.
Satire is pulling more than its weight these days.
Agreed. It's past time to pass the torch to the not-bought. Fuck the donor [ruling] class into the sun.
She's not entirely wrong about National Divorce either.
Turnip followers are too dense for Doublespeak.
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At least the nazis were relatively down with accurate science and engineering. With the notable exception of 'race science'.
Added bonus: planes fall out of the sky.
This game is underrated
Or even, in the end, themselves
The North Remembers.
Whatever, give her the honours. Expose the military as an obsequious vassal for fascism. She's still fucking dead, and thats the important lesson here.
The Finns are bounding ahead. Be like the Finns.
MNAA
Thats because MAGA are simply pissypants scared little snowflakes about literally everything. Except school shootings, for some reason.
'Studied scientifically'... so that we can reject the results, defund the study, and call it a hoax by Big Happiness.
The answer: "This is who we always were!"
So they really do want to be like the US
Because fascism is synonymous with the marriage of corporate and state power. Turnip made sure CEOs knew they would be looked after, and the market knows too.
The only ones dense enough to fall for it.
AMD FTW
His people are too fucking dumb to understand doublespeak.
Agree in general. But establishment dems feeding at the cash trough of the donor [ruling] class can suck eggs. Looking at you, Schumer/Jeffries.
Welcome to the golden age ...of criminality. If you are a college educated crimer, be assured that the folks 'investigating' you will, at the least, be inept, and at most, want a cut of your action.
Putting the meritless in meritocracy.
His base is too dense for doublespeak.
His followers are too dense for doublespeak.
Tears in his eyes, no doubt.
The right is just pussypants scared of everything.. what a pack of snowflakes
At this point, I hope they get grifted for every fucking penny they have.
It seems the only sure-fire cure for fascism is for people to experience the actual effects of fascist policies.
Don't let the door hit your ass in the way out, Andy.
As loathe as I am to agree with MTG on anything, a negotiated national divorce is probably the only way out of this shitshow without bloodshed.
Time for States to institute and clawback monies for state social security and medicaid.
Patio of golden dongs
"First, they came for the warmongering neocons, and I said nothing because they were responsible for the death of millions, and I hated their guts." Not gonna lie, as far as slippery slopes, this one is very well lubricated.
The hypocrisy is the point.
Welcome Player 2.
It's not a distraction. Its a package deal. The regime is both fascist and protecting the pedoführur. We have to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Canada should stick it to the Turnip and grant him asylum.
This is a lot of words for Stagflation.
Honestly, fuck the regime, but also, fuck John Bolton.
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Dark, but accurate.
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Satire is massively under-rated political expression.
Not federal bonds. Interesting.
ICE is the very definition of waste, fraud and abuse.
It's cutting into our massive profits margins - International Seafood Conglomerate Inc.
Spoiler: "Conservatives" don't give two shits about conservatism. Theyre just fascists with PR.
Dang, beat me to the punch.
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It was the business model. Co-opt victims into recruiters, which then makes them complicit, and makes it very difficult for them to testify against him without incriminating themselves.
If you put your life in the hands of FSD, you deserve what you get. If you put your kids' lives in its hands, you should be charged with reckless endangerment.
Blue State establishment dems will whinge and moan, but they won't do shit, under the guise of highroading. In actuality, They're bought by the same masters: the donor [ruling] class.
Eisenhower is OG Antifa.
By old white hippies.
He said, trying as hard as he could to convince himself.
Weak or Bought. A distinction without a difference.
Must be frustrating when the excrement only comes from the oral orifice.
Smells like cope.
As an added bonus, MAGAs brains will implode with the perceived 'wokiness'. 2 birds, 1 stone.
Levar Burton is a legit national treasure.
Authentic is sticking with "Trump is America's Hitler"
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Good night, and good luck.
Yeah, i was really satisfied with my beat-up jeans and hoodie until i started following the menswear guy.
This was made by the toe sucking guy. Respect.
ICE are fucking savages. They will get theirs, sooner or later.
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They can afford their own healthcare from all the insider trading.
Knowing establishment dems, they will cave to the minority out-of-power treason weasels.
Epstein?
Northern Brethren. Happy to be closer to our Scandinavian frens.
Good. America needs to pay the price for its malignancy and apathy at the voting booth. Consequences are a bitch, but provide tangible lessons.
Paul’s right, it’s unreal how little traction this story has gotten. www.mediaite.com/crime/israel...
Doxx all fascists, and their enablers.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
The war is apparently Zelensky’s fault. Tomorrow is going to be another shit show.
The hypocrisy is the point.
I imagine there is a lot of spitty takeout for ICE wankers.
Hell is not hot enough.
The fruits of thy labours, MAGA.
The truth is that the fascism machine *needs* professional sports. Otherwise, the meatheads and rubes would start paying attention to things that actually matter.
It's time to embargo the US. Oh wait, theyre doing it to themselves.