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Lee Ning

@crankebastard.bsky.social

Gen X database nerd and metal head.

created June 27, 2023

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@jcsalterego.bsky.social catching strays

1/9/2025, 10:17:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:16:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do this. I feel seen.

1/9/2025, 10:05:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The looting was a plank in the Trump platform.

1/9/2025, 6:29:56 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don’t have to squint for him to resemble the biblical anti-Christ.

1/9/2025, 4:39:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never go full Cracker Barrel..

1/9/2025, 4:25:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m guessing the Rudy fairytale

1/9/2025, 2:30:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cage free?

1/9/2025, 1:10:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Communist dream! Elite enclaves free from the unpleasant experience of mingling with the proletariat.

1/9/2025, 1:07:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Huh. I would have thought that at least %40 of people would be complete, credulous morons.

1/9/2025, 10:16:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, barefoot aisle blocker in seat 35C should be piloting this jet. Not the woke totalitarians with training who “the airline” put in the cockpit.

31/8/2025, 2:49:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your first sentence kinda negates the second imo.

30/8/2025, 8:19:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A guy can dream. It was fun while it lasted.

30/8/2025, 2:54:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:15:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can see him on stage smiling while the audience goes nuts. Then, after a minute, “heard any good news lately?”. Crowd goes wild.

30/8/2025, 1:25:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep hope alive.

30/8/2025, 1:14:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yeah..

30/8/2025, 1:12:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ima hang out at Oahu. You guys go on ahead without me.

30/8/2025, 12:57:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“When it impacts ME it’s a problem!” - every conservative ever

30/8/2025, 11:57:06 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chris Christie?

30/8/2025, 7:08:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have Cybertrucks already.

30/8/2025, 3:17:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s go!!!

29/8/2025, 11:14:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think enough people are paying attention for it to matter. Just like last time.

29/8/2025, 9:43:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can’t kneel fast enough for Trump.

29/8/2025, 9:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ketchup storm will be glorious!

29/8/2025, 9:40:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Lead with truth” 😂🤡

29/8/2025, 8:21:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha

29/8/2025, 8:05:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shitheel sues Starheal.

29/8/2025, 7:52:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this the Onion? @bencollins.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 7:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one believes this fruitcake:

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29/8/2025, 7:19:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump looks like a giddy tween when Putin arrives.

29/8/2025, 6:33:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything sounds like @nytpitchbot.bsky.social now.

29/8/2025, 12:00:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She could have just said lazy. Except for the D&D dude. Righteous!

29/8/2025, 11:57:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simema syndrome

29/8/2025, 2:17:40 AM | 82 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hard part is that the bar for him would be low enough that he could clear it lying down and STILL be awful.

28/8/2025, 11:13:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With all respect he’s due, fuck that demented criminal asshat.

28/8/2025, 8:55:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sub par joke, bro.

28/8/2025, 6:35:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Billionaire owner” free platform is the way.

28/8/2025, 6:34:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess that’s an easier call when you aren’t concerned about the political blowback.

28/8/2025, 6:33:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be super if some Washington Democrats went on “gloves off” offense.

28/8/2025, 6:27:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gave the game away

28/8/2025, 5:55:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Irony died in 2016.

28/8/2025, 5:36:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 5:32:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Money well spent Ron. 😂🤡

28/8/2025, 2:27:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish politicians and others kept repeating that Trump may immune, but those carrying out his orders won’t be in 3.5 years.

28/8/2025, 2:17:20 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂🤡

28/8/2025, 2:13:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have Hari Seldon on line one.. oh wait we don’t because he is made up.

28/8/2025, 1:47:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to the day when this demented, rotting cantaloupe is back to being the societal pariah he was destined to be.

28/8/2025, 1:05:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But my egg prices! Single issue and ignorant voters killed us.

28/8/2025, 12:57:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bingo

28/8/2025, 12:49:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are only following orders

28/8/2025, 12:47:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This dude’s broken brain is going to cause a lot of death and suffering.

28/8/2025, 12:44:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a giddy little fanboi for Putin. It’s so weird and disturbing.

28/8/2025, 2:54:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republican in charge of elections.. I think they scraped all the way through the bottom of the barrel to the dirt.

27/8/2025, 11:45:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s cash.

27/8/2025, 11:43:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad Benny..

27/8/2025, 8:59:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Until a Democrat president comes in and removes all Trump’s appointees.

27/8/2025, 8:09:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DEI has to be in there somewhere in that statement

27/8/2025, 8:03:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“He’s very thurrah.”

27/8/2025, 6:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Ning (@crankebastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe, I don’t know, you shouldn’t start with a business model that is built on theft? Just spitballing.

27/8/2025, 5:45:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Physical inactivity? Seems kind of broad.. we are cooked, as you said.

27/8/2025, 5:40:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like a @nytpitchbot.bsky.social bit about Yang wanting something on the block chain.

27/8/2025, 5:09:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are all Sandwich Man. Talk about a worthy Go Fund Me.

27/8/2025, 3:39:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nixonian level of clumsy stupidity by the Trump Admin.

27/8/2025, 3:37:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like I’m watching Nixon’s clowns at work. Only dumber.

27/8/2025, 2:01:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cost effective I’m sure. They left their jobs in Alabama, or whatever red state, to pick up trash in DC parks.

27/8/2025, 2:00:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am Sandwich Man!

27/8/2025, 1:54:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That mad libs style pardon with the name left blank.

27/8/2025, 1:07:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:05:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dean Cain (a.k.a the man of 90’s steel) will pick up the slack.

27/8/2025, 12:58:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Ning (@crankebastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you seen these guys?

27/8/2025, 11:59:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are so close to saying it. They can’t bring themselves to describe objective reality accurately.

27/8/2025, 11:46:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our government staffed by mediocre criminals.

27/8/2025, 11:42:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump will order one of his pet law firms to defend her for free.

27/8/2025, 11:38:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paging Jake Tapper

27/8/2025, 11:36:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That shit heel is literally spewing complete nonsense.

27/8/2025, 3:44:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds tasty if I’m honest.

26/8/2025, 10:05:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

26/8/2025, 8:34:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprised it wasn’t a stalemate with evaporation.

26/8/2025, 8:32:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Washington Democrats are positive the “fever will break” very soon. They’ll hide under their desks churning out strongly worded emails in the mean time.

26/8/2025, 8:20:14 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How’s that capitulation working out for you @harvard.edu?

26/8/2025, 7:02:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Ning (@crankebastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Most dictators start out promising security at the expense of freedom and end up locking up or disappearing people that disagree with them.

26/8/2025, 7:01:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds scarily close to a @nytpitchbot.bsky.social special.

26/8/2025, 6:57:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is “we”? Humans?

26/8/2025, 6:57:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who? These CNN people put the DPRK to shame.

26/8/2025, 5:43:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for me to officially join the party I guess.

26/8/2025, 5:42:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grandpa missed his morning Adderal

26/8/2025, 4:21:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kelly looks like hell.. the drugs have kicked in.

26/8/2025, 3:44:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s all so weird. You want to laugh until you remember that these freaks could get us all killed.

26/8/2025, 3:42:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude is going to make me join the Democratic Party, isn’t he? Always vote that way, now I may have to officially join because fuck this Nazi trash.

26/8/2025, 3:25:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Creed fans… amirite?!

26/8/2025, 3:15:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Felony charges inbound!

26/8/2025, 3:15:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.

25/8/2025, 8:55:07 PM | 56270 17780 | View on Bluesky | view

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These clowns are going to get us all robbed and/or killed.

26/8/2025, 2:39:45 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a chat bot, Jim.

26/8/2025, 11:54:16 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Jade Helm was all projection?! No! I’m stunned.

26/8/2025, 11:49:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans have been conspiracy theorizing that Democrats were going to do this for years. Jade Helm, anyone? It was all projection. Always.

26/8/2025, 11:45:52 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely an Interstellar vibe..

26/8/2025, 11:01:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? The only things suffering are truth and reality, from these upscaled chat bots.

26/8/2025, 10:57:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Visible representation of the rot inside the dictator.

26/8/2025, 1:00:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view