Normal? No. Blissful? Yes!
Real name Darla Fitzpatrick āļø Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills. Dem š©µ but not too far left. š„©š Carnivore š„ š Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies Remember democracy? That was nice. #FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
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Normal? No. Blissful? Yes!
So this disgraced loser swoops into save a damsel in distress (gosh,what a hero). Yeah, that's it! And then some stuff happens and oh by the way he's hospitalized but it's totally someone else's fault and we put the made-up hero part first because we're hoping you won't ask any more questions, okay
That part of the story instantly struck me as made up. The fact that they led with that, rather than his injuries, is the tell
"digital tokens worth $5,000" -- that seems highly doubtful and misleading, and I'm sure this exactly what they intend
People like this are evidence that God cannot be real
Yes, but to the MAGA faithful, he is just this side of God. They are incapable of recognizing there is a criminal network on the right. Luckily, it seems unlikely they'd shower a replacement figurehead with equal devotion, except maybe Don Jr. <> Everyone hates JD Vance, so there's that
This is subversively funny
and the worst part is that, here in Helena, the Dept of Revenue has declared that our middle-class home, which **might** sell for the $530,000 it was valued at in 2023, now is worth $670,000, hinting that if we proceeded with an appeal, they'd probably find ways to inflate that further
taking control of cultural life doesn't sound 100% fascist at all
Looks like shit, tho
A sentence that begins with "According to Mark Zuckerberg" is a sentence that is ignored following an immediate and strenuous eye-roll
Well, Iām already stocked up on the good stuff. š¾
I just found myself giddy with the realization that nobody has ever spotted a defibrillator near Trump
I'll put this in my "No Shit, Sherlock" file drawer
Damn, they're good at this
That graphic š¤£š¤£š¤£
OMG yes š
One of our little capital city's minor claims to, um, fame (?) is that L. Ron Hubbard spent most of his childhood here š
and MAGA is already claiming it was stolen, right? just a guess
I'll file this under Duh
we need a cartoon of the old logo, except with trump sitting in the chair and the grim reaper hovering behind both trump and the company
Kara, haven't you said that dictators always end up dead in a hole? Any insights on timing and whatnot? I have a shovel
I saw it, officer! I saw that empty McDonald's cup attack that white man! It had a gun!! But then this manly, uniformed hero stabbed it with his little picky-up thing and our neighborhood was saved! Quelling violence in D.C.
next will he write about how the sky is, in fact, blue?
Yeah, that's how it works -- you see a celebrity getting married and, voila, you're straight
If I lived in D.C. I'd say, "Sorry about your penis" every time I walked past one
yeah but how do misspelled words get from your thumbs and phone screen onto that blue thing?
Another war ended! He deserves all the peace prizes! JFC
Yeah, I knew he'd never get past the deep, deep pockets of the pharma and food manufacturing industries. He forgets he lives in a capitalist society run by the most crooked capitalist of them all. Remember when Michelle Obama tried to reduce sugar in kids' diets? Big Food shut her down real quick
Show us on the dolly where the bad logo hurt you
No, they're all waiting in line to nab one of those sweet, sweet farm laborer jobs š¤£
When are we going to acknowledge that he thinks he's still on a reality TV show where his whole shtick is firing people? We coulda set up a fake White House studio set with actors and AI-generated fake (er, more fake) Fox News channel and told him he's president for life, and it would have cost less
HEAR, HEAR
I love not drinking any milk, being a weaned, grown-a$$ adult mammal
He doesn't believe in germ theory! For that reason alone, exploring what he really believes about vaccines is a waste of your time
Sorry, can't listen. Delusional vegans like her make me stabby
if you're gullible, I guess
So he has no idea everyone hates him? Or he knows, but thinks it won't matter, thanks to John Roberts?
Do you think he knows that everybody hates him?
It's amusing that he's talking about immunity at all, given that he's talked over the years about not believing in germ theory
and we on the left need to admit that, yes, mistakes were made with covid policy, but now we have data to learn from those mistakes. That IS science; learning where previous knowledge went wrong. Don't blindly accept assertions (eg, animal fat is bad) just because they've been repeated ad infinitum
We need voices on the left to see through the crap, on both sides. Dogmatically rejecting everything promoted by someone we disagree with is stooping to their level. Remember, covid vaccines were once championed by Trump, but, because Biden then oversaw their administration, the right rejected them.
Neither. Medical doctors get no education on nutrition in medical school, and nutrition science is notoriously fraudulent, funded by special interests. The Seventh Day Adventist church has been behind the anti-meat movement for literally 150 years. Sounds crazy, but it's true. (RFKJ is a nut, tho!)
...you cite were educated on outdated, heavily biased info. It's sad that author Nina Teicholz hitched her wagon to RFK Jr's clown parade, but she, too, was well intentioned. "The Big Fat Surprise" is a life-changing book that exposed the forces behind fear of animal fat. Don't fall into the trap.
In the same way that a broken clock is right twice a day, RFJ Jr, despite being a lying, glory-seeking nutjob, is NOT wrong about beef tallow. While I'm sure you at The Atlantic are well-intentioned, don't fall into the trap of thinking if he promotes it, it must be denounced. The nutritionists ...
and let's display the flag, too, while we're at it
and yet a MAGA woman replied to my anti-MAGA/MAHA comment about how RFKJ is looney and can't change the food we eat because eating fake crap and having chronic illness is very profitable (food & Rx industries will oppose all efforts) and she told me *I* was against "modernizing" and progress. LOL
"Centrists are dangerous"? Extremists are the ones we should look to for peace and safety... Oh OK
What evidence did they plant? Because surely they have manufactured some to distract from the Epstein files...? Can't wait to see South Park's take on it.
"Gee, it would be a gosh darned shame if Cracker Barrel went away," she said, squinting hard while trying to think of the last time she voluntarily came within 400 yards of a Cracker Barrel
It's funny because they're trying to run business like (an authoritarian) government
Take a look at that crazy account. It's completely fake and I reported and blocked it
Hmmm... Something tells me @alwaystellthetruth.bsky.social is not always telling the truth
you didn't see the clip of the woman who identified that plastic filigree shit for sale on the Home Depot website? It's hilarious
Not even "Vegas whorehouse" adequately describes the abomination
oh my god I hate it so much
Everyone knows to bring a screwdriver to their polling place to remove their license plate and bring it in from the parking lot. Election volunteers are mostly there to collect all the forgotten license plates and turn over the expired ones to law enforcement. Everyone knows this. š
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Jim Acosta: "Putin is, once again, dog-walking Donald Trump. He has everything but a leash" "He loves dictators, folks. He has a dictator fetish."
what the actual fuck
I don't understand how this deeply stupid man even gets up in the morning and remembers what day it is
I know!! It's slimy to just decide to start using your members' email addresses, which they entered for accessing their personal accounts, for marketing purposes. I get asked to do that in my own job, and I refuse every time, because I have integrity. (Well, mostly...)
You know you're living in a shithole country when you have to unsubscribe from spammy, propagandist email from the SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION.
Humans are facultative carnivores. We are not herbivores. Of course we can't quit meat
I see he's brought another plastic spoon to a gunfight
I'm sorry but the words "Trump" and "job" in the same sentence are hilarious
Sterling Silver Earring
So if the Post is printing this, it must be considered a good thing by its billionaire owner, yes?
Tim Cook supports Trump
one thousand percent agree
because apple sucks
We'll never see an app that does the reverse, because nobody needs to give their PC the full kindergarten OOPS I MEAN the full Apple experience
nah - she could see this coming from her house, and she skedaddled
Infinity offputting
My fellow Democrats: "Republican voters are so gullible! They refuse to see what's right in front of their face!" Also my fellow Democrats: "My party's candidate supports this covid policy decision / health claim / protest du jour, therefore it must be virtuous and I must agree with it!"
I was just thinking that Cuomo sounds like "Trump Lite" and then I read this
I take issue with the state's insistence that market values continue to climb. Peruse sites like realtor dot com; mark some favorites; notice how many sit on market for weeks/months with multiple price drops. Suspect Revenue is overvaluing mid-range homes to push us into a higher tax tier for 2026
I've lived my whole life in Montana and I refuse to watch a single episode of Yellowstone
Oh, I bet Sarah Palin saw this coming
The grammar of your post is questionable. Did the daughter say women shouldn't hold office? Your post implies the GOP congressman said that, in a "throw the horse over the fence some hay" kind of way
Charlie following the "Stop talking about Epstein!!" playbook, drawing more eyes to the thing that he wants fewer eyes on
I've had 3. In 2017: I worked in the WH and constantly yelled profanity at him. During Biden admin: A nightmare that Trump was coming back. Last week: I was married to him ((shudder)) but detested him. Screamed he'd better not f*cking touch me or I'd kill him. 1st & 3rd dreams were very satisfying
I kind of love this www.npr.org/2025/08/06/n...
Does anyone have a list of nations that have indicated they will boycott these games? Surely some will boycott
Democracy Dies in Darkness is now their vision statement
Received email today w/survey for former digital subscribers. I was not kind about why I canceled. Best part: They present about 2 dozen possible pricing structures, 3 at a time. You must choose the one you like best, then answer, "Would you actually buy this subscription?" I answered NO every time
second and fourth things aren't compatible
I don't drink raw milk -- in fact I don't drink milk AT ALL, because I'm a f*cking grown mammal who was weaned after infancy, like mammals evolved to be. The idea that humans aren't healthy unless they drink milk their whole lives is itself a superstitious belief devoid of scientific artifice
I just can't with that toupee
Just completed @thewashingtonpost.bsky.social email survey asking why I canceled my subscription. Because they've driven away journos w/integrity, & their "Democracy Dies in Darkness" subhed now looks more like a wish than a warning. (Also might have wished for their owner to fall off his yacht)
but do those jeans protect her ass when that gun kicks her halfway across the room?
My spouse and I together have never even approached $250k/ye and we're quite happy, with zero debt
Nearly 40% of schools here in Montana. State had a huge budget surplus and finally put some money into starting teacher salaries this year, as we were 51st (yes, 51st) in that category in FY 2023-24, according to the NEA. 45th in average teacher salary, 44th in higher ed faculty salary
That video has more toupees than my eyes can handle
Be a real shame if all the QAnon guys' heads exploded
Spent the weekend away. WHY is it that no hotel maintenance crew or short-term rental owner knows how to install a curved shower curtain rod? They ALWAYS seem to install them with the curve sloping downward. I feel like we shouldn't have to explain to adults how gravity works
His lifelong fear has been to be a nobody. Unimportant. He is both of those things, even after being elected twice by people who also are unimportant nobodies
Gosh, Charlie Brown, did Lucy pull the football away AGAIN?
