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Dos Perros Jr.

@dosperrosjr.bsky.social

I’m not as stupid as I look...but only marginally Elderly White Hippy I DO NOT align with the presidents agenda 🔵 in a 🔴 county in a 🔵 state Childless dog dude 🌶Long-haired gringo 🚫trump🚫MAGA 🚫Thanksgiving-themed leprechaun porn God fearing Atheist

created January 10, 2025

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Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that the one betwixt the Crematorium & the Dildo Shop?

1/9/2025, 11:29:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THIS is a learned behavior. These children LEARNED this from their adult parents/neighbors/friends. It is sickening. Trump and MAGA are to blame for the rise of this type of HATE CRIME. Fuck them. Fuck their NAZI kind.

1/9/2025, 11:17:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the Stable Genius playing 4d chess. The troops are getting ready for their next mission...cleaninig up the forest.

1/9/2025, 12:17:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not Black WOMAN?

1/9/2025, 11:37:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Question: Did the accident happen between a Crematorium & the Dildo Shop?

1/9/2025, 1:41:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Did it happen between the Crematorium & the Dildo Shop?

1/9/2025, 1:29:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have begun intentionally lying to my MAGA neighbors We're talking blatant outright lies about stupid shit. "The sky is really green today" "I got 3 inches of snow last night" (when it's August in Texas) I offer no explanation...I just lie. I say it like it's the truth and don't back down.

31/8/2025, 11:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome! THESE are true patriots!

31/8/2025, 11:28:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Rep. Crockett is awesome! Please help her win!

31/8/2025, 9:18:52 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Car crash, uh, I dunno what to say. If it was a mass shooting I would offer "Thoughts and Prayers".

31/8/2025, 8:59:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wahoo! Go General Harris!

31/8/2025, 8:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Great graph. Very convincing. Now. How do we get MAGA to read and understand it? That is the issue.

31/8/2025, 8:54:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I swapped the photo on this article, because he was the first thing that came to mind when I heard 'screwworm'. Suddenly, this story seems sinister.

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31/8/2025, 8:48:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This need to happen at every court house square in the country!

31/8/2025, 11:42:26 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chiga la migra!

31/8/2025, 11:22:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

That one got me too! Amazing things you learn on the internet.

31/8/2025, 1:48:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful.

30/8/2025, 6:02:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh, it looks like he shat himself mid-stride.

30/8/2025, 6:01:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

I rusty on the use of Robert's Rules of Order's, but I would like to nominate Joni Ernst to die first. You know, since we're all going to die anyway. Can I get a second?

30/8/2025, 5:59:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social)

This is how MAGA gets their info. From indoctrination sessions like this. Their leaders talk over their heads... they are too stupid to question the bullshit...they swallow it hook, line, and dingle-berry. Question everything! Especially if it doesn't make sense. Push back.

30/8/2025, 3:08:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is Dead! Trump is Dead! Trump is Dead! (I don't know if it's true, but WaHoo, it sure feels good to say it!)

30/8/2025, 11:48:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they tidying up for a FUNERAL?

30/8/2025, 11:44:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

The term is 'Giddy'. as in: "...was giddy with excitement at the news." Giddy up now! Wahoo!

30/8/2025, 11:37:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK should be at Trumps (death?) bedside right now...giving him medical advice.

30/8/2025, 11:29:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

That looks like a good start!

30/8/2025, 11:20:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is Dead! Trump is Dead! Trump is Dead! (I don't know if it's true, but WaHoo, it sure feels good to say it!)

30/8/2025, 11:19:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is Dead! Trump is Dead! Trump is Dead! (I don't know if it's true, but WaHoo, it sure feels good to say it!)

30/8/2025, 11:17:28 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is Dead! Trump is Dead! Trump is Dead! (I don't know if it's true, but WaHoo, it sure feels good to say it!)

30/8/2025, 11:14:50 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

O.M.F'n.G. Were they also concealing lethal sandwiches in their knapsacks?

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30/8/2025, 10:53:10 AM | 52 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

He (and the worm) have got to GO!

30/8/2025, 10:45:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Joni Ernst will go into history as forewarning of death. Not that she is wrong, but can't we - while living - embrace living and loving life. Joni Ernst = Memento mori: (Remember that you will die.)

30/8/2025, 2:51:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully it'll start with POTUS donnie2dolls... then RFK heroin junkie. That would be a good start if we go down that path.

30/8/2025, 2:39:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:28:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of all the occupations, these fucking men chose this...THIS. RIPPING a mother from a crying CHILD. HOW FUCKING HEARTLESS DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO DO THIS? These are not men. These are NAZI's. NAZI Lives Don't Matter.

29/8/2025, 11:47:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the 8 million Democrats in Texas that are the problem. It's not the 6 million gerrymandering Republicans who control the Tesas government. And now they want to gerrymandering SOME MORE! independentvoterproject.org/voter-stats/tx

28/8/2025, 11:33:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know it's a massive waste of resources, but at least they're not busting skulls like the ICE Gestapo.

28/8/2025, 11:22:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:10:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you President Obama!

28/8/2025, 5:33:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

AOC didn't stutter. Just saying.

28/8/2025, 11:14:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you mind if I do a digital version?

28/8/2025, 10:41:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:16:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

This seems like one of those Make-A-Wish events to make a poor dying kids dreams come true. So maybe its true! He's dying. They know it. And this is his final wish. Please be true.

28/8/2025, 2:09:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A big Amen (from an atheist)

27/8/2025, 10:20:13 PM | 5 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone? Even the executioner? And the one who ordered the executioner be killed? and so on... Self annihilation? Hmmm.

27/8/2025, 8:05:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautiful.

27/8/2025, 7:57:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

...and maybe the coroners report...to prove that they were hiding his condition this entire time. You know, like they tried to do to Biden.

27/8/2025, 12:47:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ABSOLUTELY!

27/8/2025, 12:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

@governor.ca.gov should create military cleanup ad mocking this National Guard DC cleanup crew.

27/8/2025, 12:29:18 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Found on Reddit. Old Hippies Unite!

27/8/2025, 12:23:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My...I'd say that look like identical twins.

27/8/2025, 12:19:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Found on Reddit Old hippies unite!

27/8/2025, 12:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice artwork. Yours?

27/8/2025, 12:08:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Brother!

27/8/2025, 1:21:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful.

27/8/2025, 1:17:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:16:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love it.

27/8/2025, 1:14:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like a old school mafia shake down. Lutnik: "You's guys doing some stuff. Us guys wanna piece of the pie or yous guys won't be doing business in our turf. Capisce? Do we have an understanding?" We want, lets say...10%. Intel: "Okay".

27/8/2025, 1:05:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. It's sad. The press is scared of getting sued. No one is willing to stand toe-to-toe and call him out in real time. Why? You got it...because he has become a DICTATOR.

26/8/2025, 4:21:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:31:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a dictator? as he's flanked by his two henchmen, bypassing congress to rename Department of Defense to Department of War...Yeah, right. "Not a dictator" Also Los Angeles, Chicago, New York...the beatings will continue until morale improves. You shall embrace my authoritarian rule...or else.

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26/8/2025, 1:29:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:58:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If his hand looks like THAT without makeup... What DOES his FACE looks like?

26/8/2025, 1:55:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bravo! ....BRAVO!

26/8/2025, 1:47:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Casserole with the winning answer!

26/8/2025, 1:36:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:43:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DonOld is a fucking liar. He owes Kilmar Ábrego García an apology.

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26/8/2025, 12:42:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Where does he get his talking points...the GOP?

24/8/2025, 8:30:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok...I gotta print this one and put in the window. Beautiful.

24/8/2025, 8:18:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:58:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new Presidential Seal.

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24/8/2025, 11:53:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will Ghislaine be available to notarize some documents? Asking for a, um, a friend.

22/8/2025, 11:04:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Primae Nocta.

22/8/2025, 12:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you fight the Good Ol' Boys down in texas? With a Good Ol' Girl...here's an example of one.

22/8/2025, 11:32:08 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

All new grass? Hallelujah! New Sprinklers! Oh, my fucking Gawd! I don't know how many times I've prayed for these things. Fuck the starving kids and homeless people...veterans can go kick rocks...we need better grass and sprinklers! Make Landscaping Green Again! (sarcasm)

22/8/2025, 3:09:22 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New Presidential Logo IMPERIUM AB STULTO = The Empire of a Fool apnews.com/article/inte...

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22/8/2025, 2:58:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New Presidential Logo IMPERIUM AB STULTO = The Empire of a Fool

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22/8/2025, 2:54:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want to shove his head in the toilet every time I see him.

21/8/2025, 8:44:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay. He is following his playbook, AND he's a fucking moron. and his followers are fucking morons.🙂

21/8/2025, 3:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love this!

21/8/2025, 11:52:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go Kat! Out with the old! In with the young minds!

21/8/2025, 11:51:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Go there. It'll drive trump crazy that Gavin is boinking his cherished daughter.

21/8/2025, 11:49:24 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

But of course. Next, he'll beg forgiveness, then be resolved of all his sins...maybe run for f'n president. Oh, wait. He needs a child sex scandal first.

21/8/2025, 11:43:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you @algreen.house.gov

21/8/2025, 11:37:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're eating the TRUTH, they're telling us LIES.

21/8/2025, 11:35:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slavery is good! Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

21/8/2025, 11:28:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moron. F'n Moron.

21/8/2025, 11:22:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While the crowd chants "Couch Fucker" in the background.

21/8/2025, 11:15:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bald headed testicle. Perfect.

21/8/2025, 10:57:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree. I don't think that was Putin. I think that is why the sudden shift in demeanor by administration staff. Even Donny-Two-Dolls sensed something was wrong...that's why there was no negotiation...no ceasefire deal You're right. The impersonator was much more animated. I FORGOT TO USE CAPS

21/8/2025, 10:52:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Who can trust their numbers when they fire the people in charge of numbers (BLS for example). Their statistics don't mean shit. It's all propaganda to justify their agenda.

21/8/2025, 12:39:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let the lawsuits fly!

21/8/2025, 12:19:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn Straight!☮️

21/8/2025, 12:13:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elderly White Hippy. Finally, I have a ethno-type! Elderly White Hippy. Elderly White Hippy. Elderly White Hippy.

20/8/2025, 7:27:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking racket!

20/8/2025, 7:19:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dos Perros Jr. (@dosperrosjr.bsky.social) reply parent

Just on face value - hell no. BUDAPEST! As in the Budapest Memorandum of 1994. Got 2 be fucking kidding me! What kind of sick fucking joke is this? The world fucked Ukraine by not abiding by the 1994 Budapest Memorandum when Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014. This is a sick fucking joke.

20/8/2025, 7:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you Congresswoman Crockett!

20/8/2025, 11:46:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Bannon!

20/8/2025, 1:31:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 9:02:24 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 6:35:22 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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