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Brooklyn based artist and carpenter.

created November 27, 2024

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I’ve seen that fucking truck lumbering around Brooklyn.

2/9/2025, 12:46:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impressive!!!!!

1/9/2025, 11:34:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once DonPedo touches something his stank debases it to worthlessness.

1/9/2025, 9:12:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

1/9/2025, 8:03:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More unbelievably credulous “reporting” from Bloomberg.

1/9/2025, 5:35:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know if I dare read this.

1/9/2025, 5:22:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giddy.

1/9/2025, 4:58:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looting the public’s purse, with bonus cruelty. Peak MAGA.

1/9/2025, 2:03:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂 They were fabulist lies on the campaign trail, so of course they failed. Only credulous idiots would have believed them.

1/9/2025, 12:49:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muh hertage!

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1/9/2025, 9:27:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, that’s not what he said.

31/8/2025, 10:32:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Karoline Leavitt is from NH, no?

31/8/2025, 10:20:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Kids! ( Fuck I love this account)

31/8/2025, 8:10:25 AM | 41 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

31/8/2025, 5:24:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Edgar suit….

31/8/2025, 3:44:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was too busy shoving crayons up his nose.

31/8/2025, 3:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahahhahhahhahhahahahhahahhhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahhaahahhahahahhaaahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhaahahhahahhaahhahahhahaahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahah

31/8/2025, 2:39:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those proof of life images yesterday had some serious “Edgar suit” energy.

31/8/2025, 2:34:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans prefer to look like drooling idiots and laughably debase themselves than offer the slightest critique of Dear Leader. It’s hard to watch.

31/8/2025, 2:32:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I couldn’t spell my way out of a wet paper bag, so no worries.

30/8/2025, 11:41:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh come on, you celebrate Labor Day, on May 1st. 😉

30/8/2025, 10:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But was he fucking the couch?

30/8/2025, 10:39:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leaning heavily into the “or Die” part of their motto.

30/8/2025, 11:32:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HA!

30/8/2025, 11:09:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who cares? Good riddance no matter why.

30/8/2025, 12:26:39 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had a flashback to about 20 years ago to an argument I had with a hardcore Libertarian about community water/sewage systems and public health. These people are insane and stupid as fuck.

29/8/2025, 9:09:12 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making cholera great again!

29/8/2025, 8:45:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂 He can’t expect to be taken seriously by anyone who isn’t a complete moron.

29/8/2025, 7:46:24 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

29/8/2025, 7:44:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The August recess was such a nice break from hearing this lying liar lie on the tv so much.

29/8/2025, 7:28:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The looting never stops.

29/8/2025, 7:25:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats! It was a gripping read. And learning you live in Burlington was a pleasant bonus.

29/8/2025, 7:12:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little Cletus WonderBread MiracleWhip is gonna crush it at Columbia School of Bootlicking.

29/8/2025, 3:43:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What brand of knee pads does Greg prefer?

29/8/2025, 2:10:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seven Mountain Mike is back from vacation all rested and ready to lie lie lie.

29/8/2025, 1:38:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If history has taught us anything, it’s that troop mobilization and forced international displacement rely on having the trains run on time.

29/8/2025, 1:36:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Between this and the Union Station “takeover” (along with the chatter about Boston’s South Station), one wonders what the administration might be planning for rail. And considering that the president’s “thinking” is fixated on the period between 1860 and 1950, nothing good could be coming.

29/8/2025, 1:02:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do O’Neill, and Thiel for that matter, look like they’re in dire need of some fresh adrenochrome?

29/8/2025, 12:34:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure that Cletus Couchfucker, and his daddy Peter, really want some inbred high school drop out or a senile simpleton making monetary policy. The lies are as brazen as they are contemptible.

29/8/2025, 12:03:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like with the sexual predation of minors, narcissistic elites will protect each other.

29/8/2025, 11:57:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice to see this song making the rounds again!

29/8/2025, 11:47:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watch out for C.H.U.Ds!

29/8/2025, 11:41:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did you capitulate to the pedophile in the Oval Office?

29/8/2025, 11:36:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin plant.

28/8/2025, 10:52:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lazy eyed white boys can do no wrong so long as they love Jesus!

28/8/2025, 10:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no such thing as “trans ideology”. But if you need more reasons other than the easy availability of firearms and our society’s propensity to violence, maybe the Catholic Church’s culture of misogyny, homophobia, hypocrisy and tendency of patriarchal authoritarianism would be a good start.

28/8/2025, 9:11:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take it out back and use it for target practice like a normal American.

28/8/2025, 8:47:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Groups like the Klan, you mean.

28/8/2025, 6:40:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For fuck’s sake.

28/8/2025, 6:39:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lying while being the mouthpiece for a corrupt pedophile while being sanctimonious about “faith” is incredibly insensitive and disrespectful to people of genuine faith.

28/8/2025, 6:29:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya, I know. They wear hypocrisy as armor.

28/8/2025, 6:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone wanted to invent the perfect machine to create tortured psyches, they’d be hard pressed to surpass the Catholic Church.

28/8/2025, 3:55:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like the Nuremberg rallies, only dumber.

28/8/2025, 3:05:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought Republicans were all about “personal responsibility“? But throwing Cassidy under the bus does seem like a good thing.

28/8/2025, 2:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh for fuck’s sake. Enough of this garbage.

28/8/2025, 1:31:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor widdle snowflake.

28/8/2025, 12:36:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give me a fucking break. I’m so tired of their contemptuous lying. Because of DonPedo’s tariffs I could easily be out of a job. My partner too. And I’m bracing myself for how much my health insurance is going to go up by. I loathe every MAGA voter for destroying this county.

27/8/2025, 9:13:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SkullShine DeLux!

27/8/2025, 8:51:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another choad crawls forth from the land of mediocrity.

27/8/2025, 7:46:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤦‍♂️

27/8/2025, 7:12:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They could start by cutting down on the corrupt, self serving fraud that is all things Trumpian.

27/8/2025, 5:41:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nutlick’s hair grease is seeping into his skull.

27/8/2025, 4:00:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So much winning. I gots me a new barrel to wear! Take that libtards!!!!

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27/8/2025, 3:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope.

27/8/2025, 3:48:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t the bond market finally starting to be a check on this insanity?

27/8/2025, 3:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More looting from the most corrupt administration in U.S. history.

27/8/2025, 3:46:10 PM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Um….. fuck you.

27/8/2025, 3:17:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Has its uses”. Not really.

27/8/2025, 1:31:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hooray! A cracker in a barrel. America is whole again.

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26/8/2025, 11:56:35 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no just reason for me to know who this loser mutant fuck is, let alone what he thinks about anything.

26/8/2025, 11:43:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DonPedo’s dementia sure is apparent today. That and his slobbering obsequiousness to his daddy Vlad. Such a disgrace.

26/8/2025, 7:15:05 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 7:13:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thus diseased excuse for a human being just wants to fuck 14 year olds, one way or another.

26/8/2025, 7:09:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sluuuuurrrrp.

26/8/2025, 6:54:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dementia is strong with DonPedo today. He’s saying the quiet parts out loud.

26/8/2025, 4:36:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s taught me that he is an idiot and a crook. And a sexual predator. And a pedophile.

26/8/2025, 4:34:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The looting never stops.

26/8/2025, 4:29:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck right off with that lazy Soviet Realism bullshit.

26/8/2025, 4:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck. I buy small batch Japanese handmade paper a few times a year. Guess that’s over for now.

26/8/2025, 12:03:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adorbs.

25/8/2025, 11:41:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤦‍♂️

25/8/2025, 11:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Hero

25/8/2025, 11:37:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

25/8/2025, 11:35:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s almost like these people have never met white people who really, really care about whiteness.

25/8/2025, 10:36:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably safer for them if they don’t come here too. Fuck knows what our shit regime would pull.

25/8/2025, 9:46:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤦‍♂️

25/8/2025, 4:26:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making flag burning meaningful again!

25/8/2025, 4:25:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait to be getting paid for my blood pressure medications!

25/8/2025, 4:21:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making flag burning meaningful again!

25/8/2025, 4:07:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, in Eric Adams’ NYC, having a Sunday free for some fun activities is a luxury? Maybe Eric needs to be doing a better job. Just a thought.

25/8/2025, 12:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone keeps spelling FREEDUMB wrong.

24/8/2025, 9:07:07 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is a talented and accomplished grifter.

24/8/2025, 9:06:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couchfucker oozes credibility and legitimacy. He’ll do great when the head of the MAGA human centipede dies.

24/8/2025, 7:12:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My money is on Mike Lawler’s beard. 😉

24/8/2025, 5:28:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waaaaa? I thought you were just a painter!?!?!?!???

24/8/2025, 5:22:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greenwald pulling a Taibbi pulling a Greenwald….

24/8/2025, 2:56:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what giving yourself to parking lot Cracker Barrel Jesus will do to ya.

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24/8/2025, 2:54:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can NASA make the NYC subway system nice and safe enough for this coward to ride?

24/8/2025, 2:52:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gym doesn’t think that there’s anything wrong with sexual predation. I’m sure he sees eye to eye with Maxwell.

24/8/2025, 2:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couchfucker lies like Seven Mountain Mike. Such good Christians.

24/8/2025, 2:07:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view