Paul Eric Scannell (@pauleric70.bsky.social) reposted
millionaire CEO Piotr Szczerek who snatched a hat that was meant for a child . Seriously..what a psychotic arsehole š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
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view profile on Bluesky Paul Eric Scannell (@pauleric70.bsky.social) reposted
millionaire CEO Piotr Szczerek who snatched a hat that was meant for a child . Seriously..what a psychotic arsehole š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
So⦠where is Donald Trump? Has nobody seen any video of him this past week?
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bt72QR/
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bndhxb/
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās like something from the Magnus Protocolā¦
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
You know what, if Trump is dead, I bet you itās because Putin poisoned him with some weird slow acting poison in Alaska.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you not listened to his son?
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
What does that say about the people who voted for him and continue to support him? Whoās the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
George Conway ššŗšøš„ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
šÆ%. I've come to accept how morally depraved Donald Trump is. But I'll never get over how blindingly imbecilic he is. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
The only people that abused cops on DC were republicans.
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, Ohio is like tailor made for a French style high speed rail network. (Indiana, Michigan and Illinois too)
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
God, could you imagine a loop from Cleveland down to Cincy, then back up through Dayton and Toledo, and then along the lakeshore back to Cleveland?
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my, look how few people feel safe being outside! Clearly they need tanks.
Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted
Another dispatch from the āhellholeā of Chicago.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
You are one amazing Slovene-American, good sir. Glad youāre one of us.
Al Yankovic (@alyankovic.bsky.social) reposted
Wow, what an amazing evening! Thanks so much to everyone who came out to our SOLD OUT show at L.A.ās Fabulous Forum! You made my hometown show really special, and Iāll never forget it.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
Donāt you worry! RFK Jr. says you donāt need rabies shots, because they contain alien fetus cells⦠or something⦠www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās gotta make money somehow. God knows heās not acting.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās where antichrists goā¦
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
If you wonder whether youāre on the right side of history, just remember: Superman would fight Trumpism. Captain America would punch Trump.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Wishing the worst for him and his family.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
No. PAINT them. It costs more to remove paint.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
So, time to start painting crosswalks all across Florida as rainbows. Make them enforce EVERYWHERE.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
Oh no! Hereās wishing the worst for him. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
Itās apple cider donut season. Iām so happyā¦
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
From the WH pool this morning: Trump left for an āunannounced locationā at 9:27 a.m. His motorcade then drove to his golf club in Virginia, arriving at 10:02 a.m. āThere was one person in a car who gave the motorcade the middle finger as it drove by,ā the pool report states.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump, what is it good for?
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are Beans. Because the auditors are... bean counters...
š„š²š»š°š²š·š²šŖ ššŖšµšµ š (@virginiahall32.bsky.social) reposted
Good night š andā¦.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
You know, I don't trust my pilot when I fly. I think one of the passengers that has done their own research is probably much more qualified to fly my plane than the so-called "experts."
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they're using a body double...
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
He wonāt let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
USA TODAY (@usatoday.com) reposted
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson signed an order to stop police from aiding President Trumpās possible troop deployment or immigration enforcement after saying he received credible reports troops could come to the nation's third-largest city within days.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
No. They want to do it to the red states as well. Remember, there are blue cities in red states.
The New Republic (@newrepublic.com) reposted
āI would appreciate you taking your fatherās U.S. Constitution book, read it, study it, make your own lines underneath it, and get Trump out of office. The man is a dictator.ā ā a longtime Missouri resident who said he's at risk of losing his family farm. trib.al/hPOlu0F
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Iād totally go back to college, thoughā¦. If I could skip my 20s and the fucking financial struggles of those yearsā¦
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
It is past time to overthrow the illegal republican regime
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
They wonāt rest until the entire country is under military rule.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyāre going to occupy every blue state. Itās time for blue states to secede.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, letās ask the dumbass felon how to fix crime.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
People donāt understand: Republicans WANT martial law. They want to force their Christian fascism on the rest of us. They are worse than the Taliban. They just havenāt gotten around to showing it yet.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheās so full of shit.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess they donāt watch Olympic sports thenā¦
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
Lando Norris gets robbed by mechanical failure. Just unbelievable. #dutchgp #f1
Mike Boylan-Kolchin (@mbkplus.bsky.social) reposted
Itās really hard to do insightful satire of right-wing weirdos because almost any ridiculous stance you can come up with, theyāll just express freely without a shred of irony.
Alexander Clarkson (@aphclarkson.bsky.social) reposted
Kind of amazing how many analysts and scholars wasted 100 000s of wordcount worth of credibility in taking the incoherent flailing of an incompetent administration that is rapidly paralysing the US seriously
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
I said what I said.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
The AI captions for the #F1 race trying to interpret the Dutch National anthem are fucking hilarious. Apparently something blew up and drove around a curve - according to the captions⦠#DutchGP #formula1
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet, we gave him the keys TWICE now.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
The dollar is no longer the currency of choice for the world. Investors are slowly moving their money overseas. Itās why we see bond yields increasing every time stocks dip. Iām betting the Euro or Yuan will be the next global currency.
Ali Velshi (@velshi.com) reposted
Trumpās targeting of Fed. Gov. Lisa Cook is a āchilling message,ā writes fmr. Fed. Chair & Biden Treasury Sec. Janet Yellen. āExpress disagreement with the presidentās views and you are next.ā Yellen joins me @ 12pET on the economic consequences of Trumpās bids to bend the Fed. to his political will
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
Tell me you know no cops or military or democrats who own guns, without telling me. Thatās like 1/2 my family - which includes cops, military and people with arsenals.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
You seriously think theyāre the only ones with guns? Bwahahahahaha
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point all republicans ARE extremists and criminals. So just declare the party a terrorist organization and be done with it.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
What part of āI donāt give a shit - ban republicansā is unclear?
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
Dear Food Companies engaged in āshrinkflation.ā Stop it. We count on our groceries and sundries to last a certain amount of time. Making them smaller to trick us into believing theyāre the same price just pisses us off and weāre not going to buy multiples. Just stop. Be adults about this shit.
Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted
Inspector convening White House staff: āMy job is to determine which one of you murdered the President.ā Pan to room: *JD Vance awkwardly holding a couch pillow.* *Kristi Noem nervously rubbing gun barrel.* *RFK Jr. swigging raw milk.* *Stephen Miller crouched in corner gnawing on a deerās femur.*
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, you know, we can just ban all republicans: both the candidates and the voters.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Washington, D.C. is once again caught in the middle of America's debate over race, policing, and power. What started as a presidential order to "restore order" has quickly turned into a daily reminder of how Black communities are often the first to feel the brunt of government overreach.
Ursula von der Leyen (@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu) reposted
Putin has not changed. In the last 25 years he started four wars. He can only be kept in check through strong deterrence. We must be precise and fast with the surge in our defence posture ā europa.eu/!wgH6QK
šJosh Rubin, MD 𩺠(@drsandman11.medsky.social) reposted
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Why donāt you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesnāt want you here)
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
No matter what @MarshaBlackburn keeps saying, itās not criminals theyāre targeting. www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
But it wonāt. Because heās not white.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
š apnews.com/article/paxt...
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
People need to start carrying caltrops to throw under ICE car tires.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Those ācopsā need to be thrown in jail when all this nonsense is over. Or set swinging like we did to Nazis in Nuremberg.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
We should give all Trumpists the same Ashli Babbit honors. Sic Semper Proditores.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh heās totally raping her.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS. Go put rainbows on random crosswalks in random neighborhoods. CONTINUOUSLY.
truemetis.bsky.social (@truemetis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Two thoughts, unconnected. The Police have mentioned how they have more trouble dealing with multiple smaller events rather than one big one. There are other crosswalks.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Fine. Start painting random crosswalks in random neighborhoods as rainbows.
Hyperlexic (@hyperlexic.bsky.social) reposted
Theyāre doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING
Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted
Trump & Kennedy, instead of attacking diseases are attacking the scientists who keep us safe, exactly what anyone who watched Trumpās performance during Covid, is familiar with Kennedyās anti-science views, or read Project 2025 could have anticipated. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/h...
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Gloves. Apparently they donāt think border crossers can use gloves.
Jen Grünwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. š Marlon on Snoop:
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
āIāll just take a quick peek at TikTokā¦ā 4 hours laterā¦
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
I need to stay the fuck off TikTok. Itās a fucking time warp of doom and robot dance videos.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social) reply parent
Go ahead. There are more of us than there are of you.
Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America (@egoode.bsky.social)
Depressingly accurate. youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
batkaren (@batkaren.bsky.social) reposted
1) survey holdings 2) lean contentedly 3) āBEHOLD MY TWO SEATSā
Henry Farrell (@himself.bsky.social) reposted
For folks who are Hungary-dooming, (a) Orban was genuinely popular, and (b) very far from a done deal, but "was" has been the operative adjective for some while - www.reuters.com/world/hungar...