Leaves WH and his dentures
Leaves WH and his dentures
Ensign has never & will never be accused of comprehending or applying the term ‘appropriate’ with any modicum of accuracy
Valenti 8/30/25
Looks like someone forgot his teeth and water pill
My money was on the *official citizen uniform* we’re expected to wear - color coded by familial citizenship lineage and party affiliation EO. Dems with less than 10 generations: dollar store trash bags - save the hefty flex for the National Guard
I just snorted
I want to buy her lunch. Can you have a liverwurst & limburger cheese sub delivered on a hot day in DC without a misdemeanor surcharge?
Anywhooo, thinking about trimming my toenails
Sorry, but the scariest places in America aren’t Black neighborhoods, it’s towns like Vidor, where historically, Blacks (and Asians, Jews & Italians) could be lynched w/o consequences. There’s literally no equivalent the other way. Thank God these young men weren’t harmed. youtu.be/Px_P0bRkbfU?...
Translation: The Pope just booped Trump’s snoot
So how much is the national debt now or did we spend *those* trillions on the 1980s gold filament collage, VP Vacas & trash recon at the capital?
I need just one court reporter to list him as Punxsuphoney Drew in the record.
"I do know that the dignity of the WH would be standing today if Donald Trump hadn’t turned it into a brothel."
Would they be comfortable wandering a museum having been assigned not just one theft prevention officer but a regime of them cause it kind of takes the ease out of browsing for me
Immediately congratulating my parents on how much money they saved given the invisible wall separating myself from my siblings I erected in the station wagon growing up. Come to think of it, this may be my next vehicle trade-in negotiation tactic *the wall feature* adds millions!
JD’s crotch goblins must’ve demanded more military realism in their next round of playing ‘Ogre’
Heck, I don’t require an announcement, I’d settle for a loud, gelatinous thud.
It’s in direct violation of the Royal Marriages Act of 2025. They’ve failed to obtain the fascist dictator’s permission nor notify the dippy council who fancied himself to have a shot. If they subsequently fail the reading of the banns in the church of Hegseth the military may be called to quell
In observance of this political death, let’s all take a moment to bow our heads in a moment of *cackle*
America: Where Middle schoolers have more bravery than the GOP
The 80s called, they want their facial hair & democracy back
Literally was rewriting this 2 weeks ago to Trump. The fact the Declaration is behind a curtain in the oval poses the question, does it serve as his to-do list or just a mawkish letter to himself.
🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time. When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
US Admin gathered round the giant brown eye for a televised rimming gang-bang. FCC may want to reconsider their decency standards.
Can someone give grandpa back his VHS player & tapes ffs
Wait until he finds out what how the ‘windmills’ generate power.
How many attempts do they get to pass? www.youtube.com/shorts/kxIDu...
VD Couch fails to grasp you don’t get humpy with someone else’s upholstery - it’s not your cushion to give away.
#FalsingFrump
Don't agonize — organize! Here are five steps you can take between now and the midterms to resist Trump's tyranny. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W-l...
😆. Sadly they were too busy announcing their need for McDonald’s & to ‘take a leak’ - “Copy that Pay Master - I could use a piss too”
Listening to the DCNG scanner is like listening to 3 & 5 y/o playing spy in the bushes ACTUAL CALL SIGNS: •Dragon mane •Victory Man •Nightmare •Foggy Bottom •Right Hand •Pay Master •Rough Lattice •Wings •Pain Master •Red Hand •Elephant Man We get to use walkie-talkies & code names!
All that rehearsal time in the bathroom mirror balking into her hairbrush mic only to jeer from a podium to an empty room.
Cake makeup - this is what Hegseth’s years of hands on experience is for.
Mississippi law makers *safety* measures for kids… They may have better invested their time providing basic healthcare before facing a spike in their infant mortality rates
You need a jingle and solid AD&D policy 😬
Noem & Homan’s stunt doubles
Okay, don’t give us an exact figure, just tell us how many children, vets, & elderly could have *not lost SNAP benefits for the amount it cost.
May shave a few seconds off your time if you bra those titties, Dean.
Step 1 flop over barrier Step 2 Pause mindfully to wipe your hands - apply hand sanitizer if available Step 3 Crawl sluggishly through the dark orifice so as not to flair your arthritic knees (DI & comp was cut by DOGE) Step 4 Duck to avoid sandwich Step 5 Drag ur ass between lines
In July, Judge Xinis tried to get info about the government’s plans to deport Abrego after his release from criminal custody. DOJ insisted that nothing would be decided until he’s in ICE custody and assigned a desk officer. He’s not in ICE custody but suddenly they know exactly what the plan is.
Mike might benefit from checking which states most utilize the H2A visa program. 🥴
The only thing I can say about this paragraph is read it. Sit with it. Read it again. @michaelharriot.bsky.social
Anti-inflammatory, you in trouble Gurrl
Texas Republicans are redistricting early at the behest of Donald Trump. The response by Democrats in California to counter-balance is being triggered by a blatant GOP plot to steal the 2026 midterms. This isn’t a race to the bottom. It’s a means of avoiding the bottom.
Their abject ego can’t help but give the next play away
Classic
“Quotations”: The GOP’s fleur-de-lis of punctuation.
Late nights monitoring air traffic cause one of the controllers required a bathroom break
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Following in Arkansas' footsteps, Texas AG Ken Paxton sent his own threatening letter to the website Plan C, demanding that it cease publishing *INFORMATION* about where to obtain abortion pills. Letter cites Comstock Act h/t @marytuma.bsky.social www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/news/release...
Please forward all emptied pizza boxes to: Jack c/o White House
NEW: The Bulwark has learned exclusively that a network of five thousand faith communities is now disseminating a blueprint for clergy and lay leaders who want to push back against Trump's immigration regime. The latest Huddled Masses from @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social:
Trump attacks mail-in/absentee voting. Reminding you the concept was started to support military serving far from home. Millions of Americans are unable to go to polls. Disenfranchising them is anti-American. I produced this ad in 2020 with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social at @lincolnproject.us.
Let’s see how RFK is going to deploy his muscle on the war against chronic disease resulting from people making ‘poor food’ choices in light of this. Admin truly helping to undermine your biggest *priority* Robbie.
If she can’t have the kids, she won’t have anyone. "I can't touch you if your'e 14, 15, 16, 17 years old and you have a gun." -Pirro (last week)
Hope is what we do when the odds are long and the options limited. It is the stubborn act of trying when despair feels easier. Rather than a passive optimism, hope is the commitment of those who believe they can make a difference, however small. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/what...
I’ll be on @siriusxmprog.bsky.social tonight at 7:15 ET to talk about this horror show, and other abortion news
His next EO will be the Job Act, regaling how 1 job added for a coal shoveler on Trump train
The *T-Shirts* NOT the chuds
Imagine the craft room they’re made in
Please let 1 visiting dignitary ask, *How much have the tariffs cost YOU with your foreign made merch that you haven’t passed on to the consumer?
Who knew MAGA actually take, “Thank you for your attention to this matter” so seriously
Toss that salad
this LLC owner is crying in the club because we have a 501(c)(3) fiscal sponsor to help make our publication sustainable. Help grow Autonomy News! 💙💚
Rubio’s fecklessness
Looks like someone is desperately trying to block out his role in the last meeting.
It’s rus cause he’s nasty
Hold your breath M youtu.be/FF96gOelh1I
📝 *Adds to shopping list* • 1 lbs Limburger Cheese • 2 lbs Liverwurst
A condensed video version of yesterday's interaction with the United States Secret Service, contrasted with my interaction with the same police organization at the same location conducting exactly the same activity last year. You decide how to explain the change: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMw...
Temu Tamagotchu
Texas Democrats know how to fight.
Woman with POTS *Deploy Delta Force - It’s an emergency ‼️*
Unfettered joy over his overlord’s arrival
Precisely why I intend to suggest blood letting upon his next bemoaned chill/sniffle/headache. A tried & not so true or efficacious method but if we’re matching ignorance, it stands a solid test
Epsteinezer Scrooge Classic.
*snort* apparently that was Cuomo’s “impressive” part
MRAPs: Sooo dangerous we had to drive the armored vehicle Girl: just my Fanny pack & a carryon filled with deli-sub assault loaves
ANCHORAGE…
Throwing a sandwich at a cop: felony. Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.
A 40 y/o accountant mansplained to me recently, surrogacy results in “imprinting” of the carrier so it won’t be the biological parents once born. 😶 Yeah, really weird you’re not married dude.
Federal officials in Washington, D.C. swept through a large homeless encampment Thursday and dismantled it. It's part of the Trump administration's purge to crack down on crime across D.C.
I've been driving across the district, from Albion to Walworth to Watertown. I'm meeting the working class people hurt by Corrupt Claudia's policies. She works for the billionaires, I work for the rest of us. Donate to keep our grassroots campaign going - secure.actblue.com/donate/aliss...
Give the boot to Claudia Tenney in NY-24: Three people have announced they are running in the Democratic primary to unseat MAGA Tenney from the U.S. House of Representatives.
JFC. He seems nice. How very “make America white again” of him?! Let’s make him famous - he seems proud of himself.
Absolute bologna!
She protests as she tosses one back🥃
Po-boy
Don’t miss out ⬇️
Don’t miss out ⬇️
Don’t miss this next protest
Part III of my how-to guide to projection protests. How to design a good operation. The key elements: www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/projection...
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@chasingoz.bsky.social Oh the time you could’ve had here!
Lettuce free the po-boy of the mayo tyranny!
Says the ‘Rep’ caught accepting illegal contributions
