Retired improv performer. Former cast member in Stan Lee approved Avengers parody web series (as pictured). Current IT worker, aspiring violinist & spoon player. She/her
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I think my favorite part is "....these drugs can affect more than the body. Mood changes, weight fluctuations, and emotional ups and downs are common stories women share." Hey you know what else affects all that? Our periods, geniuses. Just our periods. No drugs needed to see those side effects.
When you own an older home, 90% of home ownership is trying to figure out what that new noise was. And about 37% of the time that new noise involves water going where it shouldn't or not going where it should.
If we will never be a Socialist [sic] or Communist [sic] Country [sic], then why are you giving billions of dollars to farmers to make up for losses from your stupid tariffs (SOCIALISM) and having the US government own part of Intel (COMMUNISM)?
It's okay. We totally understand. Unfortunately.
I think that worm snacked on a very large portion of his brain before they got it out. They did get it out, right? Or is this the worm talking? Because that would explain a lot.
Did you know they're the same pepper (green, yellow, orange & red)? The different colors are just different stages of ripeness. The riper they are, the sweeter they taste.
Yes + if not fatal, docs can usually repair stab wounds & the patient can fully recover. If hit w/ an assault rifle, but survive, bones/organs are obliterated & not fixable. Most countries have laws that help prevent our type violence in the 1st place. We let anyone w/ a face have gun.
So...Schrödinger's President?
Well, it is kind of hard to pull off a mass stabbing though. The stabber has to get pretty close to the victim & can typically only focus on fatally stabbing 1 person at a time--which gives others a chance to either flee or overpower the attacker.
Totally not weird & disturbing at all.
Hey, even if they're on rainbow watch 24/7, time spent guarding crosswalks is time they're not abusing citizens. Let 'em stare at pavement lines every shift. Shit, supply music for their...er...entertainment. Maybe a little RATM, Imperial March, Hokey Pokey, Baby Shark...get creative.
Aw...that sounds wonderful. Unfortunately I can't have that because I already ate a light dinner of cellulose, corn starch, docusate sodium, lactose, magnesium stearate, silicon dioxide and sodium benzoate & alprazolam. Mostly alprazolam. It was Xanax. I had Xanax for dinner.
How do we get him to crawl back under the rock?
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HAHAHA! Good luck. Gonna be a lot of inbreeding going on if that's the plan.
Yes, but...every single thing we do puts a little more silt in the gears. Every lawsuit they have to defend takes time, people & money. Sure it wont do anything on its own. But it sucks resources from other areas. Beaches are made up of tiny grains of sand. We need every grain of sand we can create.
Indeed. What are we doing?
Another opportunist who says whatever he thinks whatever audience he's in front of wants to hear--who is currently saying what the left wants to hear.
Today, little kids at Annunciation Catholic School were forced into a club that no child should ever join. It’s a fucked up club, and it’s growing because our so-called leaders refuse to act.
Littering is apparently that rampant crime they're battling. Hope they're not forced to unload on an aggressive Sprite can or half-eaten cheeseburger. Because *that* would be totally unnecessary & might frighten the locals.
Me either but I like the idea of a future Mr. Taylor Swift (totally hope he takes *her* name). I think 'Travis Swift' has a nice ring to it + Chuckles & the rest of those right-wing weirdos would absolutely lose their f'n minds.
I just got that edition today. Hilarious! Been a fan of The Onion since the 90s (still recall the 9-11 headline) & am really enjoying the revival under your leadership. The only thing that could make it more fun would be the addition of a puzzle, like a crossword or word jumble (hint-hint 😉)
Oh good. Now when out-of-towners visit & want to go there (because they don't know any better--having not lived in the vicinity of one) they'll still get to see the cracker & the barrel on the signage next to the copy. yay...
He is an alpha, if we're doing software metaphors. He is the human version of that...The really unstable version with all the issues & glitches that just pisses you off & makes the beta version seem amazing by comparison.
Do not approve. Because 1st amendment. Plus neither of those things infringe on anyone else's rights. And also that is the appropriate way to retire a flag anyway.
Maybe he should smile more?
Okay wait...the guy who made getting high a personality trait is scared to take his kids to see a kids' film because there might be cartoon lesbians in it? Is that right? That can't be right. I mean, is he planning to keep the kids locked indoors lest they encounter real life lesbians in the wild?
Thanks! Not sure how intelligent I am, but I'm definitely curious. My degrees are in engineering & statistics, not medicine. But college did teach me how to properly research topics & sources. And the stats background helped with sifting through the data (sample size adequacy, margin of error, etc).
I saved this screenshot from the volumes of info I found, just to remind myself....for when the online fear mongering about mRNA pops up again (which it always does). We've been studying it since 1961 & some amazing things have already been done, like what your daughter worked on.
I'd take it for just about anything. But that's bc when they 1st rolled out the C19 vax all the noise online had me confused. So I read up on everything mRNA. After reading about how long it's been studied & other uses pre-C19. I'm not scared of it one bit. It's not 'new' or 'untested' at all.
Understandable (from the US) I also think that would best for all involved. Unfortunately, now is really not a good time.
I think it's time for more spiteful optimism. I stubbornly refuse to let the propaganda of the regime work on me. Their messaging will not trick my brain into shutting down and submitting.
We'll just have to wait for nightfall to make our break for it. Or wear gloves. Or just rappel up the side so that only our shoe soles make contact. Or use a ladder. Or just cut a section out. Then there's always the catapult if you're feeling risky. Hey, do they still shoot people out of canons?
They are truly the flakiest of snowflakes. Surprised nobody is selling maga branded fainting couches for these delicate flowers.
That is so awesome! Kathy is good people.
LOL. If voters could tell the difference we wouldn't be where we are.
Yep
For real. Totally won't be missed. Nobody who lives near them actually eats there anyway. Hell right now I live close enough to drive to like 3 different locations & I forgot they were even still in business.
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They're probably just trying to get the locals to eat there. Because literally the only people I have ever known that wanted to, were visiting from somewhere Cracker Barrel doesn't exist. And tourism in the South is kind of tanking right now due to .
As 3rd gen Georgian, who has lived within 10mi of a Cracker Barrel my whole life, idgaf. We don't eat there. They're just an awful tourist trap. The only good thing about having to occasionally go there was getting balsa wood planes from the store that we could build & strap bottle rockets to later.
Here, fixed it.
Is it better or worse for the defendant if the entire courtroom is laughing at how dumb & bad at doing crimes they are?
Oh FFS. This is their new thing? Really? What a bunch of fragile snowflakes. Just go pee when the cheerleaders do their thing, or avert your eyes if it offends your delicate sensibilities that much.
Lol. Those old white hippies aren't going anywhere. They know the drill, have the time & the bail money & are completely out of fucks. They also make the best signs.
Same. I left when they did that & am not going back. Totally enjoying my new Costco membership. They just brought me $35 worth of organic sweet potato sticks & a pony keg of Tide. Suck it, Target.
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
Thinking about this image reposted by @cerberusxt.bsky.social from that other place where this dude rails against women "invading" genre media & either being willfully ignorant about the history of women in genre media or just being a stupid sexist git. Just need to clear the air with this thread:
If you want to put back statues and memorials and names of Confederate traitors while tearing down museum exhibitions on slavery because they don't show the greatness of the nation... the nation whose history you're celebrating is whiteness. The kind of nationalist you are is a white nationalist.
Then he should be a medium instead of a congressman.
Somewhere there is a Michael's that is very low on stock right now. And an Elk Lodge wondering why their trophy case is empty.
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
His wife is probably laughing her ass off with the rest of us.
It's the dementia talking.
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That was amazing! 10/10!
I went through this life phase already. All I can say is that if you do not like Greek yogurt by itself (which I do not), do NOT try to sneak it into your smoothie for the health benefits. Not even a teaspoon. It cannot be hidden with any amount of any other ingredient.
I need a new full zip hoodie bc I wear 1 every day (even in summer) and my current fav is literally falling apart. But I want to buy from an independent artist/seller or charity--not a big corp. If anyone seeing this sells them or knows an artist/aid group that does, drop a link to the shop please.
HAHA...I went though this same journey. Am also a low-key swiftie now. How did this happen?
We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
Or worse: if you didn't know / couldn't understand the lyrics yet (liner notes were for that) bc you only heard it that 1x on the car radio (or if you just couldn't sing)--then you had to "na-na-na" the melody out. And I swear they would know exactly which song you meant every single time.
Aw, you missed out. This blog post perfectly describes Oz Records. It was magical in there. I still have my 96 Rock card in a box somewhere--you could get discounts on tickets or music at certain record stores with it back in the day. jimandsallywayofatlantaga.blogspot.com/2013/04/oz-r...
Oh man, I felt this. But wait...Atlanta folks, do you remember Oz Records? It had flying monkeys on wires that would carry stuff across the store above you. Wild place but the most fun record shop.
Yeah, my dad used to let us play with mercury also. My grandpa was a neon sign maker & had a bunch of it. As long as you don't eat it or play with it for extended periods of time, it's fine.
I mean...I thought I did. Is this a trick question? We're talking about fishing, yes?
LOL. I totally agree. Although I find traveling in general--to anywhere too far to go home at the end of the day--unpleasant. I do not enjoy hauling around a subset of my stuff, sitting in some metal tube packed w/ other ppl or sleeping on a mattress 100s of strangers have sweated (or worse) on.🤮
I think someone from the EPA (not anyone who regularly appears on Fox--a scientist in full hazmat) needs to go to their studios & test the water, check for gas leaks, carbon monoxide, mold...surely they can't all be that dense. Surely...
Are they seriously so stupid over there at Fox that they are incapable of recognizing the clear parody going on? Those Newsome tweets don't remind them of anything? Nothing feels familiar at all about the composition, syntax, grammar...?
I thought I had insomnia, but have recently come to the conclusion that I'm actually just nocturnal.
Sandwich aerodynamics should also factor in. Distance is key.
When I lived in a super sketchy section of Atlanta as a young adult & drove a complete beater of a car--I *tried* to get it stolen bc I thought the only way I could afford something else was with the insurance money. It was so crappy nobody would take it. But occasionally someone would sleep in it.
Mine was in an upper-middle class Atlanta suburb. I didn't really expect them to send the CSI team or anything--or to get any of my stuff back. But, at the time I thought they'd at least be interested in the fact that overnight car break-ins were happening in the neighborhood. Nope. 🤷♀️
I literally had every single thing stolen out of my car when I was a teen (including my graduation tassel from my rear view mirror) while it was sitting in my dad's driveway overnight. My CD collection, glove box contents, ashtray change...gone. The cops wouldn't come out or even make a report.
Taking photos and video of law enforcement officers performing their duties in public is our constitutional right. This includes police, FBI, National Guard troops, ICE agents, and other government officials.
I don't understand any of this but I'm happy or sorry for everyone involved in whatever happened here.
This is what happens when you give your kids serial killer-ish sounding names. It was either a tri-state murder spree, or this.
Whew, good thing the National Guard is there. Yo troops, we found some criming...the perp is even admitting he's a serial offender on TV! Man, criminals are dumb.
Same. Turns out they're just a bunch of insecure, bigoted Rambo cosplayers who are incapable of actually protecting anybody from anything.
Definitely egg salad. Preferably one that's been baking in the sun for a few hours. Let them smell like farts (or the day they let us play with sulfur in middle school science class), for the rest of that shift.
OMG! I love this idea so much. I hope there are trophies--or at least engraved plaques.
I would actually pay to see this happen...
Darla
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This is good advice...
Good stuff. Sharing. I am not chronically ill, but never stopped masking (did a LOT of reading on masks). It's not that much trouble & haven't had even a cold in over 5yrs. I use an N95 for doctor/hospital visits, KF94 (with ear strap clip to tighten) for brief public visits. I like them, tbh.
Because they're all gross eugenicists. They think people with 'good genes' don't get sick or die from disease. And they also think people with 'good genes' aren't poor...they're geniuses & deserve wealth. They'd happily let everyone w/ 'bad genes' perish & totally think they deserved it.
No see, if we all die then they won't need the money for social security, medicaid, medicare, SNAP, etc. And then, Bam! those billionaire tax cuts pay for themselves (with our bodies).
Minus the giant flag pole, that looks exactly like the patio of the sports bar in Atlanta that I worked at back in college.
Tbh I used to think so. But now I think if true, they'd be gone by now. So, have settled on either a) got degree(s), but not educated (legacy admission who cheated their way through maybe)? or b) book smart but life stupid. Not convinced they really know better or it's an act at this point.
Pretty sure 'must be an obsequious moron' was one of the job requirements to work in this administration. They're all so stupid it hurts.
Note to self:
I'm 'can't wait for my new silicone molds to get arrive so I can make frozen soup bricks' years old. Today is the day, y'all!