It’s not. Raising kids as a vulnerable tiny survival unit relying on largely unrelated caretakers who all are underpaid and still incredibly expensive is fucking awful.
I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.
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It’s not. Raising kids as a vulnerable tiny survival unit relying on largely unrelated caretakers who all are underpaid and still incredibly expensive is fucking awful.
Dog Autism? I’m so sick of these fucking people. So. Fucking. Sick.
Oh yeah I’m sure if you work with the right they’ll be mollified eventually. They are known for being reasonable people who are definitely arguing in good faith. Why are you printing this bullshit?
Yeah that’s a hyperspecific fan club and I imagine you could hold the meetings in a phone booth, if you can find one
No meat touching, ma’am
If you really want to get technical, 99% of the global population who adopted daily internet usage after smartphones became affordable legitimately can't handle or process having unfettered internet access
And we’re probably going to elect JB Pritzker in a year when I’ll be screaming louder than ever that we should abolish ICE and prosecute its employees and I thought “defund the police” was a stupid slogan.
You watch your ass
I think Hollywood just didn’t want to pay animators and 2D animation requires a lot of (often union) animators to pull off. The medium is still valid it just… you know… costs money. They hate paying people.
lol first time I saw Blazing Saddles it was because my dad let me watch it at like 8 or 9. Absolutely irresponsible. A+ dad. Love the man.
Yeah, the lights are on but nobody is home. I wonder how long they’re going to juice him up and try to putter him around.
Marvelous!
Sir? Are you he? Are you he whose comics I used to read right under mister tomorrow’s in the Dallas Observer? Are you he?
… … Ma’am? Ma’am? I’m sorry. Do you know where you are? Do we need to call someone?
Just set the age of mandatory retirement at the nation’s average life span. You wanna stay in office longer? Do a better job raising overall quality of life.
EMPLOYEE UPDATE: Dennis got real fucked up on spray paint today and had another seizure back by the dumpster. In honor of Labor Day, we put up some cones back there with a sign that said THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. Everyone liked that. Go back to work and enjoy arbys.
We understood that Goonies Never Say Die. These kids today don’t understand shit. Get off my lawn.
It’s too tight
There’s nothing stopping us from going back to Fark
(You should never talk to me about Metal Gear Solid 3 if you have anywhere to be that day for the same reason)
Shockingly and incredibly good game with absurdly rabid-to-the-point-of-being-difficult-to-deal-with fans. I love it, but try real hard to never mention it in case one of them is around.
I was just gonna say. I’m supremely annoyed by that cartoon.
It’s not like they’re getting banned, they’re getting shouted at and blocked. Those are different! One is an institutional bias, and the other is cultural, and if you can’t hack it within a the culture, that’s a you problem (you being them)
Two RIVERS of SNOT
I used to think I had a weird body. Now I’m starting to think the way clothes are produced is a big part of the problem. I appreciate your posts.
Can anybody confirm the origin and authenticity of this? Cos this is weird shit.
That’s probably fine, massive social networks have done more harm than good.
Instead of shouting FOOS RO DA your guy shouts “DO SOMETHING BUT NOT THAT”
He doesn’t want the smoke. Can’t take it.
I don’t care for his policy positions, but I have no illusions that he’s a reasonable human being. I just disagree with him. That’s true of both the men Obama beat. He didn’t turn into a psycho monster after that defeat either.
I wish they would include the headline writer in the article’s metadata
One reason for Democrats to ditch their reflex to say "You have a point" to the other side is the right wing hasn't had a good point about anything in most of our lifetimes
Watch out for the townies of Midwestern town. They get mean when they drink too much Local Beer.
Proof of “life”. This thing keeps its soul in a jar.
How do they keep getting more Russians when they keep doing this Zerg nonsense over and over and over again? They gestate at the same rate as the rest of us, right?
Russians don’t make no goddamn sense to me and never have
Is it bad that I think having the army build houses would be good?
Yeah but the PhD’s on BlueSky don’t validate me endlessly so it’s a worthless product.
“Proof of life” being taken pretty loosely here. Whatever that is has a phylactery.
I also think they don’t think that politician is a legit career choice, as though consensus building and managing complexity and talking to people you don’t know or like nicely (among other talents required for the job) aren’t skills
The best Bond theme song is Snake Eater and the best Bond movie is one of the Bourne movies
This is an excellent take. I’m sick of these whiney fucking pissbabies. I guess I need to remember to come watch you play Chrono Trigger sometime.
He’s God’s Favorite Asshole. Waddya want?
Pragmatic, wise and a good use of peepee
My internal conflict is not over whether or not to wish him dead. He deserves to die and he deserves a painful death. My only consideration is if death while in office is too good for him, and if it is a weakness to want it quickly just to stop our pain now. It’s not cathartic enough. No justice.
What’s weird is that any one of us has a pretty good chance of being among the fist to know, if we happen to have an account on Signal
He’s more of a thrall. Becoming a Lich needs advanced magic and requires a higher INT score generally
Yeah customers don’t want knowledge, they want blowjobs. So a machine that sucks them off is preferable to one that is accurate. If OpenAI wants mass appeal they’ll need to provide blowjobs, not information. Less profit is not on the table. So we suckin’ dick.
God has a bad habit of not solving our problems for us, so I’m not gonna get my hopes up generally.
He could have just said “I was in the airport and I saw a bunch of kids that were clearly out of shape and staring, mouth agape, at screens” and then made the case for physical fitness and healthy diets or something. But no. He had to make it weird. They always have to make it weird.
Yeah. Laying in state is a temporary honor. The line to shit on where they bury him will stretch on forever
See, acknowledging the fact the Republican Party both had and very effectively wielded power to stymie any movement towards progressive goals just means you want poor children to die. I am very compassionate and smart.
Dude that thread is wild. Just full of people that seem to think that we shouldn’t say what’s going to happen and that we can’t really stop. Like. The solution is so simple. Just do Medicare for all. Why didn’t you think of that, dumb lib? It’s weird. Like, reality doesn’t exist.
Favorite horror/sci fi movie where people are trapped in an inscrutable death chamber for no apparent reason and the only way to avoid a grisly end is math?
It’s not even close to the most traumatic thing we’ve ever done. I can think of dozens of worse things in terms of body counts, sheer racism, and actual real goddamn genocide. But it is the stupidest. By far the stupidest. And we should tear it all down and bury it in a pile of shit.
And gardeners!
Nothing irrational about it. The rose garden thing is infuriating. Even if sanity returns and we get to bust up that filthy patio it’s going to be forever before it can be anything beautiful again. But every last memory of Trump must be swept into a dumpster.
I rode in a Waymo the other day. It was slow but worked fine. Not really sure why I’d invest in Tesla when there are people that can already do the thing pretty good
Ah, yeah?
.tiff? What are we, made of bandwidth?
Awww. I long for the days when “keep fucking that chicken” was peak political discourse. Simpler times. Happier times.
Sorry, was operating off of what I could find on Wikipedia. The numbers I pulled were for all US armed forces across all branches, not just the army
Applying math to this stuff always brings things into focus. No wonder we’re so ungovernable. You couldn’t rule this country through force if you were competent.
Hold on. There’s 1.3 million active US service members. Less than 1% of the US population. The US is about 3.5 million square miles. Germany in 1932 had a population of about… 64 million, the SA had 4 million members. About 6% of the population. Germany was about 162,000 square miles? Dude
All real hackers do this and you will never convince me otherwise.
Did we all watch Stancil get virtually murder-raped over and over again by Musk’s weird little robot like a month ago? This stuff is already really stupid and gross
Oh buddy do you want to talk about the social harm of golf courses because oh boy oh boy are there a lot of thoughts on that! (I don’t really want to do that I just kinda felt like commenting, I hope you have a nice day)
Not in the complaint I read.
OpenAI also told a kid to kill himself and told him how to do it and then he did it. Overregulation is probably the move right now.
And have a stranglehold on the world’s falcon reserves.
I tolerated my sister in law when she said her kids were on a delayed vaccine schedule when I should have replied with fury and derision. It should never have been humored for even a second.
It is wrong to deal with Trump. You do not deal, you only fight
That “frustrated ICE official” needs to quit ASAP. Not only for moral reasons of his own (if he really has them) but because that agency needs to be burnt to the ground and its employees aggressively prosecuted.
I want to find the person that invented the word “problematic”, or at least the one that started applying it to literary characters. These people don’t deserve good books.
Dude if you hurt them hard enough you get a song written about you, and then they take you away to paradise and you get 8 straight hours of really good sleep for once. It’s sick.
I think its biggest problems lie in how it’s being monetized and sold. If folks were honest about its limitations and value and weren’t so hellbent on replacing all labor in the world with one guy in a Patagonia vest alone on a giant pile of money we wouldn’t be having these convos
I love the layers of hater that you’re bringing to this. It’s tasty.
Nah. I want them to sign over their fortunes and then commit seppuku.
That’s fine. Let him come to my hometown I’ll look at him mean, too
That’s how you fuckin’ do it
The ur-reason I think a lot of you are sea-cucumbering every other day On Here is that you have wholly bought into the Republican framing that the Republican Party is America and America is the Republican Party, and thus the Trumpian takeover of the Republican Party is a takeover of America
Oh shit I’m a former smoker. It’s been ten years but still.
Physical inactivity is on that list. What a victory for the forces of MAHA lol.
I promise you none of these bitches have finished a single Souls title.
They don’t need to breathe free air until they’re 80
This is good. I would prefer y’all had done this earlier and for every nominee, but this is a very good direction. Please continue.
I blame (credit) dungeons and dragons
Do yall just never fuck somebody you don’t really like that much for fun? Cos I’d probably marry Pritzker but Newsom has really good hair.
The idea is to get the labor for cheaper. This is not a less expensive gardener.
Peter Thiel and Elon Musk must foot the bill to rebuild all of the systems DOGE compromised. I do not mean they should get to participate in their construction. Only that they must pay for the damage.
I want to take a nap. All of their singing and dancing makes me so tired.
Hold on. So I can talk to my doctor and get a COVID vaccination?
NOT LIKE THAT!
WHY ARENT YOU FIGHTING!?
YOU SUCK!
DO IT DIFFERENT!
NOT LIKE THAT!
FIGHT!
Also, I don’t think Germans are very funny, just, as a general rule. You know who tends to be funny? Jewish people. So. Yeah. Germans? Not a great relationship with humor.