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Christian is as Christian does

7/9/2025, 4:21:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liars gonna lie

7/9/2025, 4:16:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their opposition to government intervention in the economy was never about principles, it was always about how dare my tax dollars help black & brown people.

7/9/2025, 3:24:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/9/2025, 3:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The professional victims are lying again.

6/9/2025, 7:30:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're not worried, they're giddy at the chance to kill someone without being punished for it.

6/9/2025, 5:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some men dream of killing, spending their days fantasizing about how they could get away with it, and preparing themselves for such scenarios. They are psychopaths, and should be kept far away from power.

6/9/2025, 5:52:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weak men are the cowards who submit to bullies. Strong men are the brave men who stand up to bullies.

6/9/2025, 4:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To create Man in their own image, everyone not of their line must be cleansed from the Earth.

6/9/2025, 3:52:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are you posting on BlueSky? Opinions are only be valid if the billionaire overlords can vet them. /s

5/9/2025, 7:22:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gullible idiots voted Republican.

5/9/2025, 7:15:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It means if we deport our entire agricultural workforce, everyone else will get a bigger slice of the pie.

5/9/2025, 5:17:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bullshitters act offended by facts.

5/9/2025, 2:56:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They ain't there to enforce laws.

4/9/2025, 11:15:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 8:39:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like they've decided who'll be the first ones into the gas chambers.

4/9/2025, 6:47:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is their rock, their fortress, their refuge.

4/9/2025, 4:49:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It also applies to basic services when handicapped by bureaucratic red tape to ensure no benefit goes to people who don't "deserve" it. www.readfrontier.org/stories/mill...

3/9/2025, 9:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enshitification: When policy is focused on denying things to the "undeserving", instead of creating beneficial outcomes.

3/9/2025, 5:36:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How are you liking Reverend guitars?

3/9/2025, 3:39:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hardest working millionaires in the world are athletes & entertainers. How about being mad at the ones who don't work for a living.

2/9/2025, 9:46:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Centrists don't have core values. They just talk shit about people who do, and present themselves as the "reasonable" alternative. newrepublic.com/article/1979...

2/9/2025, 9:41:58 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:19:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your opinions are only valid if a billionaire allowed them.

2/9/2025, 8:17:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woke means not in the cult.

2/9/2025, 5:50:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're terrified of people discussing things like adults. They hate that trolls can't derail the conversation here.

2/9/2025, 3:57:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:18:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Letting bad-faith actors define the issue is how we lose.

1/9/2025, 4:09:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking back will just make you salty.

31/8/2025, 4:49:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservatives: Your gender is the genitals you were born with Also conservatives: You're not a real man if you let your wife adjust the thermostat

28/8/2025, 8:47:47 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody wants to hang out with assholes, so clearly assholes are the real victim here. /s

28/8/2025, 8:31:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll just choose to not realize it. If evidence shaped their beliefs, they wouldn't be MAGA to begin with.

28/8/2025, 3:26:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 3:01:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only outcomes could influence votes.

28/8/2025, 12:38:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only group responsible for mass shootings is gun nuts.

28/8/2025, 12:32:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good people dislike bribery.

27/8/2025, 11:56:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can't be a Centrist unless you have no core beliefs, and people with no core beliefs will take whatever position benefits them personally no matter the consequences for others.

27/8/2025, 4:14:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So lemme get this straight... The reason we can't have nice things is that POOR people are taking all the money. But don't worry. A plucky band of BILLIONAIRES, out of the goodness of their hearts, are coming to save us from those grasping poors. Conservatives really are dumb as shit, huh?

27/8/2025, 3:45:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've redefined Free Speech from "free to criticize the government" to "free to slander minorities".

25/8/2025, 2:51:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can and they will. For liars, words are simply tools to get what they want.

25/8/2025, 1:34:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad faith actors have gotten a lot of mileage out of deliberately confusing "the lesser evil" with "Democrat".

25/8/2025, 1:28:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nicki Haley was the lesser evil. Kamala wasn't evil.

25/8/2025, 1:22:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tent so big it stands for nothing. We've tried the "Only the Right is allowed to define issues, because we don't don't want to offend anybody" strategy. It hasn't gone well.

24/8/2025, 4:37:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's how you know they're psyching themselves up for a genocide

24/8/2025, 3:28:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 6:45:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 9:51:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Euphamism Treadmill: 1. Assholes turn words into slurs. 2. Decent people use new words because they don't want to use slurs. 3. Assholes claim the people using new non-slur words are the problem.

22/8/2025, 7:47:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The real looters

21/8/2025, 6:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 10:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Virginia should have Grant statues with the state motto. In every town. Yes, I'm from Virginia.

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20/8/2025, 4:00:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad faith actors deliberately confuse immigration with border patrol. Should we search trucks at the border for drugs, guns, etc? Of course. Should anybody be able to come live in America? Absolutely.

18/8/2025, 5:34:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give it to me baby

15/8/2025, 6:54:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're not afraid books will make their kids gay. They're afraid books will make their kids not hate gay people.

14/8/2025, 11:46:46 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only assholes require dominance in return for help.

14/8/2025, 8:38:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What she's "really saying" are the words she typed out. Try not getting it confused with ignorant assumptions you pulled out of your ass.

14/8/2025, 4:50:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The lack of arrests proves it's a solution looking for a problem. How better to wake up frogs?

13/8/2025, 2:16:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They act like homeless people are criminals, and their crime is that we have to see them.

12/8/2025, 2:15:16 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pushing the narrative that homelessness is a crime perpetuated by the homeless against the housed, by forcing us see that they exist.

12/8/2025, 12:32:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When NIMBYs talk about the "character" of a neighborhood, they mean the proportion of white people living there.

12/8/2025, 12:26:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woulda shoulda coulda is all Republicans ever accomplish.

11/8/2025, 8:20:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans believe in "small government" in much the same way they believe in "free speech" or "fiscal responsibility": A useful cudgel for attacking opponents while implementing a totalitarian dictatorship.

11/8/2025, 7:01:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Asshole Life Cycle: Step 1 Assholes claim to be "nice guys" to get into women's pants Step 2 Women learn to distrust "nice guys" Step 3 Assholes claim that women don't want "nice guys" because women are evil Step 4 Idiots believe them and become assholes themselves

9/8/2025, 4:02:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The republican "solution" to everything is to blame the victims while making things worse.

8/8/2025, 9:33:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death cult

8/8/2025, 2:11:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is MAGA, this what they want, this what they voted for. No rules for the powerful, No justice for the powerless.

7/8/2025, 9:48:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deliberate misunderstanding is a key tactic for bad faith actors.

6/8/2025, 6:08:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Revoke licenses of slow drivers in the passing lane" would get 70% of the vote

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6/8/2025, 6:03:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fighting tooth and nail should be a prerequisite for getting re-elected in 2026.

4/8/2025, 1:28:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon's plan to use A.I. and robotics to eliminate hunger and disease

1/8/2025, 7:58:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Asshole Life Cycle Step 1: Assholes pretend to be "nice guys" to get into women's pants Step 2: Women learn to avoid nice guys Step 3: Assholes tell nice guys that women are evil for avoiding them, and the ones stupid enough to believe them are converted into assholes

31/7/2025, 8:03:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have ended all aid over the settlements, the endgame could only be ethnic cleansing.

29/7/2025, 7:09:53 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We won't be back until these bad boys are the fashion.

28/7/2025, 7:54:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Low info voters are the easiest to manipulate.

28/7/2025, 5:02:31 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death cult

27/7/2025, 7:59:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When everyone has enough, social hierarchies are largely ceremonial. In times of scarcity, social hierarchies are a life-or-death matter. Assholes who think they're better than everyone else push us to scarcity to make their bullshit heirarchies matter.

21/7/2025, 6:14:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, but this is a Democrat vs Republican issue. Basic human decency is a partisan issue now.

19/7/2025, 4:48:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Norms aren't the goal, they're a tool we use to achieve the goal. The goal is a society that works well. Norms are an essential tool for this, but like all tools isn't the right tool for the job in 100% of cases. When norms make society worse, they're no longer the right tool for the job.

18/7/2025, 2:40:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as the list is secret, he controls some of the wealthiest & most powerful men in the world. As soon as the list is published, he loses that leveridge. The list is one of his greatest political assets, he'd fight to keep it secret even if he weren't an Epstein Air frequent flier.

17/7/2025, 9:47:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The whole rib thing just comes across as a transparent attempt to reverse just who came from whom.

16/7/2025, 1:56:48 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are the target audience, yes, but it only actually benefits a priviledged few. Most are far worse off than than they'd be in an egalitarian world. But weak men will choose subservience to bullies like Trump, if it means they get to push their women around.

16/7/2025, 1:53:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So free speech only applies to slurs against minorities, not criticizing the government?

15/7/2025, 10:22:55 PM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as the list is unreleased, those on it can be blackmailed into using their wealth & power for whatever the listholder demands. Even if Trump hadn't been a frequent flier on Epstein Air, he'd still never give up that kind of leverage over others.

15/7/2025, 9:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The voted for him because they loved his lies about Dems. But liars never lie about just one thing.

15/7/2025, 3:14:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CULTure warrior

14/7/2025, 7:47:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is rock bottom, right?

14/7/2025, 1:09:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They won't stop until the investor class owns everything, and we the people own nothing.

14/7/2025, 12:22:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're desperate to portray "ruthless" as "special".

13/7/2025, 11:31:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Secret police rounding up innocent people into concentration camps isn't something I'm willing to "get over".

13/7/2025, 9:58:50 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 1:14:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They pretend saying racist shit makes them warriors fighting a battle against censorship. But it's not laws that prevent us from from saying racist shit, it's human decency. And that's what they're actually fighting against.

13/7/2025, 1:13:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrorists

11/7/2025, 3:29:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meeting liars halfway is asking to be manipulated.

10/7/2025, 3:31:48 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This entire administration is governance by blackmail.

7/7/2025, 5:09:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"That's just how the world works" is how cowards justify rolling over for bullies.

6/7/2025, 6:28:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving liars a platform doesn't make you "fair", it makes you a sucker.

5/7/2025, 5:57:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good faith actors say things we believe are true. Bad faith actors say things to manipulate their audience. They assume we're self-serving opportunists just like them.

5/7/2025, 2:39:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death cult

2/7/2025, 8:01:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The war against the American people has already begun.

27/6/2025, 7:50:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view