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Erik Stratton

@estratton.bsky.social

Queer & ADHD enhanced. Pointless trivia and half-learned hobbies abound!

created July 7, 2023

273 followers 405 following 242 posts

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Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

In all honesty though, this review might encourage me to watch this movie. I have craved a faithful big budget adaptation of the story.

2/9/2025, 10:24:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

"Even further, Del Toro opted to cut the memorable sequence where Dr. Frankenstein and his creature perform 'Puttin' on the Ritz.'"

2/9/2025, 10:22:46 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Transphobes Can't Read (@lordaslan.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 9:37:51 AM | 585 269 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

May it never heal. Amen.

30/8/2025, 5:38:23 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

It's weird seeing a video of him pre-transition.

30/8/2025, 5:31:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, she should leave. She is not obligated to forgive his behavior and his entitlement to it is a sure sign that he's just going to do it again.

28/8/2025, 9:43:12 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

We're living in the darkest timeline.

28/8/2025, 9:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we going to start labeling all white, cishet, male crime as such as well, or would it be too much work relabeling 69% of all crimes as terrorism?

28/8/2025, 8:02:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Susan Collins is emotionally useless. Until her near-constant state of alarm makes her do something other than uphold Trump's agenda, she should just keep her feelings to herself.

28/8/2025, 7:56:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no! More housing for sale in an area famous for housing shortages and fewer landlords? How would we ever go on?

28/8/2025, 7:30:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

But also, will we even have ballots in 2028?

28/8/2025, 7:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course they'll let him. He owns the majority.

28/8/2025, 7:28:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? Do you think I'm Haydn something?

28/8/2025, 3:45:59 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking gross. This country is a disgrace.

28/8/2025, 3:41:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Deeply disappointing. Fuck Gloria Gaynor!

28/8/2025, 3:40:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

1000%. I am hoping he does not end up being the nominee. He's not a good pick.

27/8/2025, 9:57:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Get ready for a lot of Trump supporters to find out what they voted for! This is why he already has the National Guard in DC.

27/8/2025, 9:55:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Get ready to be SHOCKED. She's a TERF.

Screenshot of Susan Stanley reciting transphobic talking points
27/8/2025, 9:41:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

If he's cremated are they going to self-immolate? 🤞

27/8/2025, 8:23:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Men will always be a disappointment.

27/8/2025, 7:37:52 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

He's definitely making DC a buffer for himself. Like he is expecting mass protests or something more.

27/8/2025, 3:35:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

So now he wants to be responsible for a literal train wreck, too? Neat.

27/8/2025, 3:32:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably the 1940 Olympics. They're moving fast.

27/8/2025, 4:08:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I'm all out of sympathy for them. Sucks to suck! 🤷‍♂️

27/8/2025, 1:44:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so bullshit she refuses to get more specific than "Scandinavia" lest she be found out.

27/8/2025, 1:25:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Whether it's Harvard, the Smithsonian, or Cracker Barrel, Trump is unqualified to work there.

27/8/2025, 12:54:20 AM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

God, I fucking hate them all so god damn much.

26/8/2025, 11:17:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Not quickly enough.

26/8/2025, 10:44:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

"Suffer the little children, and forbid them not, to keep on truckin'."

26/8/2025, 10:41:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

"You have 14-year old kids that are so tough." - A man who has clearly tried to overpower countless 14-year olds

26/8/2025, 10:27:28 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

FIFA 2026 is going to be our 1936 Olympics.

26/8/2025, 10:24:42 PM | 55 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, he won't. I recommend sneezing around him more instead.

26/8/2025, 10:21:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

He's actively attempting to rewrite history and journalists don't even have the guts to correct him. This country is doomed.

26/8/2025, 10:18:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

So when they lose, we can all agree there will be no pardons, right?

26/8/2025, 10:17:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie Kirk is a walking reminder that abortion should be encouraged more.

26/8/2025, 10:15:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

It's gotta hurt everywhere if something is going to change.

26/8/2025, 9:46:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Burn it all down.

26/8/2025, 9:45:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, people don't even lose jobs for 34 felony convictions and being ruled liable for rape so, I guess there are no rules anymore. 🤷‍♂️

26/8/2025, 9:44:58 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

And again, no one will do anything. We'll keep marching more and more toward authoritarianism until the people who actually have the power to stop it no longer do.

26/8/2025, 9:43:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, it's not like his wife was going to help him. 🤷‍♂️

26/8/2025, 9:31:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

"Let's have some coffee, Mary."

26/8/2025, 9:01:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

He's so fucking stupid! How is him being obviously fucking stupid not immediately disqualifying?

26/8/2025, 8:44:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus, they're just so intent on making all the wrong choices. 🤦‍♂️

26/8/2025, 8:25:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

The dick-breath in that room must be overwhelming.

26/8/2025, 7:56:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope every day she looks at her son she remembers the harm she willingly caused to him and knows she can never earn forgiveness. #fucktheGOP

26/8/2025, 6:51:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a dictator who commits crime, you pedophilic rapist.

26/8/2025, 6:42:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

If you see any of these guys at Pride, be sure to give them the ol' Marsha P. Johnson. 🧱

26/8/2025, 6:29:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ. Is any of this even worth saving?

26/8/2025, 6:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait 'til he hears about the blowback surrounding his reluctance to release the Epstein files. He might end up encouraging his own resignation.

26/8/2025, 3:38:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

This is his "about me" section? So he literally has *nothing* to offer, huh? Where do men get this unearned confidence?

26/8/2025, 3:34:09 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

National redistricting is a great idea... once someone else is in charge. Donald can't be trusted.

26/8/2025, 12:26:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Snoop Dogg was once tried for the murder of a gang member that his bodyguard killed in self defense, but now is too afraid to go to movies because of possible lesbians. Sure, dude. Whatever.

26/8/2025, 1:42:27 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think I'd get in trouble if I encouraged him to face his fears?

25/8/2025, 5:46:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda like how Donald Trump used to talk about Barack's birth certificate and then fly off to Epstein Island to rape a few teenagers?

25/8/2025, 5:37:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

If shaking hands caused that much bruising then where are the bruises around his lips from when Putin visited?

25/8/2025, 5:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

A $180 MAGA Pickleball paddle? White people have too much money.

25/8/2025, 5:27:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Out of curiosity, what are some examples where it *did* end well? The only examples I'm aware of all ended badly.

22/8/2025, 9:28:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

I just spotted the typo in his hat. It's supposed to read "Trump was *reich* about everything."

22/8/2025, 8:55:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn't ask. He led her to the answer he wanted for his pedophile boss.

22/8/2025, 8:11:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is such a prolific businessman he's now looking to bankrupt OTHER companies.

22/8/2025, 7:38:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 We are so fucked! Great job Republicans! We told you Trump would destroy this country, but you were too fucking stupid to believe anyone but him.

22/8/2025, 7:36:50 PM | 16 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Fortunately his victims did, so we can assume the sex trafficker is lying.

22/8/2025, 7:31:03 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so funny to me that he's scared of going to hell. Hopefully he faces his fears soon.

22/8/2025, 5:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like to introduce Trump's hat to his multitudinous failed businesses, multiple felony charges, and the current rate of inflation due to tariffs.

22/8/2025, 4:52:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social)

"Additionally, to appeal more to non-Democratic voters, consider using slurs."

22/8/2025, 4:49:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha! I didn't even consider that! Hilarious!

22/8/2025, 3:49:06 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

They're painting the American side. They can't even do stupidity right.

22/8/2025, 3:37:25 PM | 63 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parlor Room (@parlorroom.bsky.social) reposted

🎲 TONIGHT! A new episode of Parlor Room launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT! Join host Becca Scott to play Blood on the Clocktower - led by Chris Grace, and with guests Demi Adejuyigbe, Ally Beardsley, Kate Elliott, David Cyr Kerns... #ParlorRoom

22/8/2025, 3:00:19 PM | 112 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

YEEEEEESSSS!!! I LOVE THIS GAME! I can't wait to watch!

22/8/2025, 3:19:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

22/8/2025, 3:18:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh look, a white lady objecting to inclusive language. 🙄 Go support Republicans. I'm sure you'll LOVE what they think about women.

22/8/2025, 3:15:11 PM | 107 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Terrible advice. Show strength and don't back down from right-wing attacks. Voters want a leader who will stand up to the fascists, not ones who speak the same language.

22/8/2025, 2:52:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

This is atrocious, and the evidence has been everywhere from the very start. Bibi needs to immediately be held accountable for war crimes. The US needs to lead the charge for the sake of our global standing, because we more than any other ally have blood on our hands.

22/8/2025, 2:23:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, if it's not overtly racist, how are conservatives supposed to get that it's a joke? #fucktheGOP

22/8/2025, 11:43:55 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a start, but there's still more to lose.

22/8/2025, 11:39:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Prediction: several bodies are discovered during the dismantling of the facility.

22/8/2025, 11:36:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Little late for that. Trump just made it so their votes count for 1/3 of a white person's vote, and mass deportations have ravaged their communities. To only "start" turning on Trump at this point is inexcusable for anyone, especially a community that has been directly targeted.

22/8/2025, 11:34:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

I think a much MORE Trump-like quality is to say racist things and pretend they aren't racist, but what do I know. 🤷‍♂️

21/8/2025, 9:51:09 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

The most welcome obituary of 2025, but don't worry! There's still time for *someone* to top it.

21/8/2025, 3:52:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social)

Rot in Piss, Jimmy!

21/8/2025, 3:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh... Could Yellowstone PLEASE erupt and put an end to this madness already?

21/8/2025, 1:24:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Add them to the boycott list! They'll fold within 2 years.

21/8/2025, 12:19:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Worst of all, he still can't figure out where he left his potato chips.

21/8/2025, 2:59:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

If I still had an x account I would respond, "Oh you didn't hear? They raped a bunch of kids and are now trying to cover it up. OH WAIT! That was your dad."

21/8/2025, 1:09:34 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

I should clarify: I want Target to fail because of several bad policy changes regarding the LGBTQ community and DEI initiatives, not because I'm loyal to the current CEO.

20/8/2025, 7:30:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat shit, Target! May your new CEO be your last!

20/8/2025, 7:00:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

If they didn't want to be the subject of a boycott, they shouldn't have called themselves Target.

20/8/2025, 6:58:34 PM | 66 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social)

Imagine being a brain-eating worm searching tirelessly for a host, and when you finally find one, it's RFK, jr. It must have been disappointing.

20/8/2025, 6:56:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Assets gonna asset.

20/8/2025, 3:27:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like watching a bird repeatedly fly into a window.

20/8/2025, 3:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus. For the sake of herself AND her child, she needs to leave that man immediately.

20/8/2025, 3:11:01 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This season is such a blast to watch. Every cast member has grown so much since the original season of Fantasy High, and seeing not just their bond as friends and skill at the game, but their joy in discovering everything the crew has put their heart and soul into is a beacon in a very dark time. ❤️

20/8/2025, 3:06:23 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

This season is such a blast to watch. Every cast member has grown so much since the original season of Fantasy High, and seeing not just their bond as friends and skill at the game, but their joy in discovering everything the crew has put their heart and soul into is a beacon in a very dark time. ❤️

20/8/2025, 3:06:23 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 4:46:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 11:00:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait... Is Paddington actually good? I assumed everyone was being ironic.

19/8/2025, 10:12:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so fucking sick of this entire fucking country.

19/8/2025, 10:08:35 PM | 48 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Does it shock anyone to know that this man is a rapist?

19/8/2025, 10:05:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Unrelated, who else has a playlist made for when it happens?

19/8/2025, 7:15:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Stratton (@estratton.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my gosh! Crowd control is genuinely one of my favorite Game Changer episodes! I was hoping it would be spun off! Can't wait to watch!

19/8/2025, 5:49:57 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view