okay but what if he's in perfect health and he just shut up for 5 days. what if this is just another well-choreographed distraction nah.
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okay but what if he's in perfect health and he just shut up for 5 days. what if this is just another well-choreographed distraction nah.
i respect that. i really do.
Imitation Of Life. Full stop.
new nickname for rfk jr: phlegm shady
if they have to be impeached one at a time, so be it. they've all got to go
he better hurry up. based on appearances, time's running out for both of them
i don't think he's lived up to his full batshit potential yet. he could do so much more if he really applied himself
you are indisputably correct.
despite the prevailing rumors, my experience has been that back cats are lucky as hell, and are just delightful to hang out with, ESPECIALLY my man olaf (he's 12)
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
i think they just gave him an airtag and let him wander the country aimlessly so he'd stay out of the way
he may never have FELT better, but GOOD GOD you can't tell that by looking at him. he resembles a tangerine that was forgotten in the bottom of the fridge for a few weeks
When it happens I'm treating myself to a Dairy Queen™ Blizzard™. 'Dairy Queen™! At Least We're Not McDonald's™'
Sorry to the PetSmart clerk, I did not mean to give a hysterical laugh and say “why the fuck not, who knows how long we all have” when you asked if I wanted to use my $4 in PetPoints today
'Morning (barely) 🌻
when it happens, i'm going open a Yoplait™ yogurt. Yoplait™! It is SO GOOD
they did that Billy - Don't Be A Hero song, and then that horse song Wildfire
"nothing can stop what's coming" yeah?... we'll see about that
icymi
I met him when I was very young. I lived in Hardin County, which bordered Pusser's McNairy County jurisdiction. The locals all suspected Buford killed Pauline, but it couldn't be proven at the time. The movies were semi-factual at best. He was reportedly having multiple affairs while still married
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it's not even the best cabinet THIS YEAR
i'm from savannah, tn, which roughly borders with adamsville, tn, pusser's jurisdiction. i met pusser when i was young. murder was the prevailing theory among locals even then, but it couldn't be proven
Would I lie about my health to get a COVID shot? Yes, and as often as needed. I will make up diseases and syndromes and disorders, and I won't feel even a pang of guilt.
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this is brilliant, honestly. what's stopping us?
if guns aren't the problem and god will protect his faithful, why do churches need more security?
These are things I hadn't considered before, but maybe I should have. Thanks for your perspective
We will hold them accountable. I don't know when, but we will.
Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.
prayers can't shield kids from bullets, or bring dead children back to life. the last shooting happened INSIDE a church, and the victims were praying AT THAT MOMENT
Your presence is still missed and we wish you here. 😢 Continue to Rest in Power, sir. 🙏🏽🙅🏾♂️ #ChadwickBoseman Nov. 29, 1976 - Aug. 28, 2020
the tried-and-true tactic of "what the fuck, why not"
why they got all that stuff on the walls? there's just way too much going on in there. maybe they do that to distract from the food
tom clancy's are you there, god? it's me, margaret
if you have to use an app to control a physical appliance or object then it was made incorrectly
i miss him SO MUCH. since he left us the world has gone to shit
i'm starting to think jd wasn't born in the traditional sense and is in fact a horrible scientific experiment that escaped a lab
I can't think of a better person for you to interview. The man is a Trek legend!
it's high time that we rediscovered the glory that is lucille bluth gifs:
The Importance Of Being Borgnine
~~In This House~~ *We say "excuse me" when we shit our pants *We don't return library books until the police get involved *You got my money, bitch? *We don't believe in pickles *We hate the Portuguese (they know what they did)
i'm not a dictator
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS SQUINTING i'm sorry for that outburst
this entire administration speaks exclusively in mad libs
swift could buy and sell kelce several times over. i don't think she's going to submit to anyone
We are very far off the cliff here folks. 🇺🇸
i look forward to a point when his name is only mentioned in the past tense
how does trump manage to look so gaunt and so bloated at the same time
Oh, yes...For The Man Who Has Everything is an all-time classic
Post a comic you love - a top-5er for you. Action Comics #583 - Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow?
that right hand has committed more atrocities than we'll ever know, many just by putting his signature on a piece of paper
y'all, jb ptitzker's like 95% sassier than i initially thought
Has Dean Cain finished that obstacle course yet?
Near Pokrovsk, a local man—reportedly drunk—managed to disable a Russian fiber-optic FPV drone with his bare hands after it was left in an ambush position. Not the most common way to disable a drone 🙃
it's a damn shame that he was so traumatized by lesbian parents that he forgot to mention it for three years. t & p, snoop
"Winsome Earle-Sears" may be the most Republican name ever
He's not even the best president of 2025
do others the way you want to be done
at least buy me a drink first
what do you guys think about electricity? be honest
jesus, how bad exactly are the epstein files for trump? he is terrified
eww. gross. i can't believe she'd do something as nasty as kissing don jr
in a perfect world he'd shut his goddamn mouth and leave us alone
i wonder what barney fife smelled like. probably sweat and thwarted sexuality and cheap cologne. stupid sexy barney
Some people despise Gavin Newsom, and they have the right to feel that way. But FOR NOW, how about we just stay out of Newsom's way because he's making an impact in diminishing and infuriating trump
Brak has forgone his normal boots for a pair if Uggs.
i want somebody to strip the audio out and replace it with continuous labored panting and wheezing
NICE!
they could have enhanced this video with cgi before they posted it but they didn't, and that's on them
that is so frickin cool but your dogs seem alarmed
This is particularly relevant given our present circumstances This far. NO FURTHER.
that is impressive
you know your life was fucked up when this many people are positively gleeful that you're dead
okay, are "sources telling him" or is he "only speculating?" because those are two entirely different things
stephen miller is squarely in his nosferatu era
Amazing news! I am positively mesmerized by Uranus. Sometimes Uranus is all I can think about
annorny
i don't know who needs to hear this, but i've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
he needs to get in front of the press NOW
why does trump hate this one man SO MUCH? if they'd released garcia when ordered by a judge, this story would have ended, but they just HAD to keep it going