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Happy to lurk, type the ocasional drunken comment, and be the decider

created July 7, 2025

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Most satisfying crunch sound

1/9/2025, 10:12:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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History repeats first as a tragedy, then a farce and nowadays as the stupidest tragic farce

1/9/2025, 6:52:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not user friendly for the fat fingered, at all

1/9/2025, 6:45:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think part of the problem was/is the instant gratification and democratization of ideas and information. People weren’t content with knowing and accepting the same info as everybody so in their pursuit of feeling unique started gobbling and adopting conspiratorial ideas

1/9/2025, 4:44:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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War is good business for some. Also Venezuela has , or used to have, a lot of gold.

1/9/2025, 1:52:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two different networks same talking point about the NG backing law enforcement being pivotal

31/8/2025, 6:43:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you notice this journalist was basically making and enunciating the same talking point as Martha Raddast? Do I need a tinfoil hat or it seems like they got the same talking points

31/8/2025, 6:40:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol. Wouldn’t expect another response from you. Blue maga brain rot

31/8/2025, 6:20:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if Michigan went to Harris she would have lost anyway. Stop blaming brown people for the votes of White people

31/8/2025, 6:02:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You seem to be the happy one, gloating even. I’m sure you think of yourself “a good person”

31/8/2025, 5:58:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scratch a liberal and a racist genocidal ghoul bleeds.gloating about this? Really? WHITE MEN and WHITE WOMEN got Trump elected ffs

31/8/2025, 5:48:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:08:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can delivery workers see the order history of the person making the order? Just accept orders from accounts with a record?

27/8/2025, 3:43:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has anybody checked on Karlie Kloss? I’m not a celebrity gossip person yet even I couldn’t scape that era

27/8/2025, 2:51:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Racist Zoidberg had the chance to scuttle away when that gentleman laughed at his spin lmao

27/8/2025, 2:25:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can tell that racist “trained and worked out” for this moment all his life and got what he deserved. He should be lucky the man who beat his ass had more morals than him

27/8/2025, 2:16:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do liberals on this site who produce and post stupid ai slop political memes realize they are contributing to making this planet unlivable for their grand children?

27/8/2025, 1:23:33 AM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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A distinction without a difference

26/8/2025, 11:54:56 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s going to replace the Statue of Liberty with one of himself, can’t have that woke green haired lady anymore

22/8/2025, 8:51:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“These incompetent clowns keep outmaneuvering us at every turn”, “such incompetency catching us with our pants down”

22/8/2025, 2:16:06 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Military strikes on México

22/8/2025, 1:54:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus appeared on my pancake, his face imprinted like in the shroud, unfortunately I was too hungover and ate said pancake. ( the Jesus I believe in has a sense of humor and cares more about deeds)

22/8/2025, 1:12:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This isn’t going to solve anything and will further destabilize México, making life worse for its citizens. Just like in the Middle East ffs. As long as there’s a demand for drugs here another cartel will fill the vacuum

21/8/2025, 7:08:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a case where a hispanic man showed his very real Real ID and he was told it was fake and was detained and transported to a detention center

21/8/2025, 3:35:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless you target all the cartels and all their infrastructure at once (impossible), this is only going to benefit another cartel and make life worse for the rest of Mexican society

21/8/2025, 3:07:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe,and I can’t believe I’m saying this, some shoulder pads too

21/8/2025, 2:47:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The protocol is to be pasty white, incredibly white or rusian white

21/8/2025, 2:38:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You all laugh but look at what happened to the once proud nation of the Netherlands. They cluttered their landscape with useful and picturesque windmills and they ceased to exist, look at that barren wasteland next to Germany and Belgium

21/8/2025, 2:27:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So let’s say they complete their stated goal of removing all undocumented aliens, what would happen to the aircraft and their supporting infrastructure? Are they going to pivot to charted flights? Something tells me it won’t be in the public’s interest

21/8/2025, 2:22:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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testes exe. bofa this testes (Don’t block me please, I like your reporting)

21/8/2025, 2:14:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Wet my beak” has been replaced with stuff and dry my beak. Maybe drying the beak increases the chance to get more out of (alleged) bribery

21/8/2025, 1:56:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My only fear is that they wouldn’t make it as fast and painless as an asteroid or being in close proximity of a nuclear strike

21/8/2025, 1:53:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deranged conspiracy Horse Shoe theory

21/8/2025, 1:49:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody tell him Jesus ain’t gonna be happy about suspending medical care visas for injured children or cutting USAID

20/8/2025, 3:22:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to establish an American equivalent of the Library of Alexandria abroad in a safe, trusted sovereign nation

19/8/2025, 11:47:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it really going to be “state capitalism”? Are the State’s stakes surely going to the actual State or just going to be funneled

19/8/2025, 11:39:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All that so they can create porn

19/8/2025, 1:39:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Dyson sphere so those incel dorks can create un consensual porn of innocent women

19/8/2025, 1:38:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who?

18/8/2025, 5:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📌

18/8/2025, 4:59:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey y’all , got any seals by any chance? Well then I’ll keep going

18/8/2025, 3:25:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We truly live in the blood money era. Get your green backs regardless of the actual dead or incapacitated people. Our Lord and Savior Jesus H Christ healed without selling “snake oil” remedies

17/8/2025, 12:44:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if they demanded the same menu over and n over, no reputable chef would send this plate out

17/8/2025, 12:39:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like it’s been nearly a couple decades since this “menu” was created by a formally,highly skilled chef; each new iteration keeps getting sadder and sadder. It tells me it’s been a while since they shelled decent money for a decent chef

17/8/2025, 12:38:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey racist keep stop blaming brown people for the war crimes inflicted on them by your “good guy” Biden.

17/8/2025, 12:24:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bottom of the barrel cuz their mass naturally causes them to sink to said bottom

16/8/2025, 3:12:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*man, ma’am, miss, or none. Whatever your preferred pronouns are

16/8/2025, 2:52:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there an equivalent term to “reply guy” for people like me who “like” bombs your posts? I’m not looking for your approval man, I just follow you for a reason

16/8/2025, 2:49:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heck even México outlawed slavery before the US did. And to this day the western powers continue to punish Haiti for fighting for their freedom

16/8/2025, 2:40:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dogs making life better in real life and also in the hellscape of the internet

16/8/2025, 2:14:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best thing to happen to these losers was a real evil that allowed them to just coast and rack funds just by being the lesser (safe option) evil. Just dangling a carrot and throwing some crumbs to keep the illusion

16/8/2025, 1:24:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he barred to be within 200 feet from a sandwich shop?

15/8/2025, 3:10:24 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being that Phoenix is basically all concrete and pavement living there is akin to living atop a baking stone; even when it cools down due to the sun setting all that concrete and pavement continue to release heat. Breaks my heart for those folks.

15/8/2025, 2:26:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 12:40:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I compare Chappelle to folks who remain silent on ongoing atrocities and war crimes, especially if they are wealthy enough to take an economic risk

13/8/2025, 12:27:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you have hard data and statistics to prove that her TikTok video had a meaningful role in a losing campaign?

13/8/2025, 12:08:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they had the gunsexual restaurant owned by Lauren B and they got food poisoning

11/8/2025, 12:26:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*proven

11/8/2025, 12:23:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t Biden oppose school busing at some point? Wasn’t he collegial and friendly with proved segregationists?

11/8/2025, 12:09:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ribbed for his own pleasure lol

11/8/2025, 12:04:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes it happened repeatedly under your “good guy”

10/8/2025, 11:44:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was(has been/will be?) president for over 400 years so he must be a decent guy

9/8/2025, 2:31:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📌

7/8/2025, 5:52:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 11:29:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cancelled by Motley Crue

6/8/2025, 4:04:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe a mini golf course

5/8/2025, 10:51:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An indictment on our values

5/8/2025, 4:39:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they do indeed flock together, those of the same feather

5/8/2025, 12:31:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably also smells like he looks so maybe she is the one with the parasite in her brain; like the one that makes mice unafraid of cats

5/8/2025, 12:28:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terriers. Only one season but great tv

1/8/2025, 5:23:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Domestic abusers, you can just see it.

1/8/2025, 3:05:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reverse Midas touch

1/8/2025, 2:57:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shocking no one

1/8/2025, 2:49:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should count your blessings if you’re not currently sitting on the toilet violently suffering bsky.app/profile/meli...

1/8/2025, 2:26:04 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans should give thanks to the fact that presently, America is indeed “too big to fail” and most of the world have no other option than to accommodate and entertain this for the time being, that the rest of the world believes sanity can be restored

1/8/2025, 2:16:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Booker? But… but… his speeches. Lol

31/7/2025, 2:29:46 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pope Francis was the beginning of the woke Pope slippery slope

31/7/2025, 2:16:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Here’s how last night’s act of vandalism on our offices exposes Mamdani as a risk for the City”

31/7/2025, 2:14:52 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great. Incommunicado and desaparecido in some racist dude’s closet

31/7/2025, 2:04:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess it’s called the Ivy League because just like Ivy they don’t have a robust trunk, an arboreal robust spine if you will

31/7/2025, 1:48:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“because some Europeans have this fantasy” holy tap dancing Jesus on a cracker holding a holy cannoli, unreal

31/7/2025, 1:31:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn I just covered my drink

30/7/2025, 1:56:44 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And soon enough only white, male and conservative

29/7/2025, 10:59:02 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The magical tuber. As long as it is cooked it can become many delicious dishes and pairs well with many iterations of protein. And one of the confort foods across cultures

29/7/2025, 3:26:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like a kid in an insider trading candy store

29/7/2025, 3:11:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Harry met Sally

28/7/2025, 3:10:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 10:34:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 9:25:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since they were Greek adjacent or proto- Greeks, imma guess it smelled of burnt pubes due to all the friction

27/7/2025, 4:44:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their role is to be normalizers and sanitizers of the right.)While cashing in with that ole insider knowledge). Always becoming the lesser evil so the greater evil continues to become more evil. Always moving the center towards the right while throwing some crumbs your way to keep believing them

27/7/2025, 4:24:48 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wife beating must be haute in the castles of France, something approvingly discussed over a nice dinner and expensive wine. “Look at those unsophisticated Americans being horrified about a security video of a woman being violently kicked and dragged back into confinement”

27/7/2025, 4:16:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These freak social darwinists can play their eugenicist game because they’re not stressed out about leaving their immediate family destitute or burdened with medical debt; they are free to get their pineapple edemas and play god with the rest of the mortals

27/7/2025, 4:07:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s aged too a by lot in the last couple of months, he used to look youngish for his age but not anymore. Tots and pears though

26/7/2025, 3:01:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the end it was not the holy grail or the ark of the covenant that hold the ultimate power to the beholder but a little “black book” containing a detailed list of names

26/7/2025, 2:36:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to be confused with that old bore Miles Davis from accounting and his unwanted photos of his ugly baby

26/7/2025, 2:31:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They manufacture Cadbury in the US and my chocolate bar keeps getting more expensive while at the same time declining in flavor and quality

24/7/2025, 2:37:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, woman, camera, tv. Groceries, skedaddle and buildings for people to think

24/7/2025, 1:06:16 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s in the water in the Philippines that they keep electing all the Marcoses? Enlighten me please

24/7/2025, 12:34:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even their hero, the failed genocidal painter, pulled some pussy unlike these incels

24/7/2025, 12:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📌

23/7/2025, 3:19:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view