Fart Decider (@fartdecider.bsky.social)
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Happy to lurk, type the ocasional drunken comment, and be the decider
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Most satisfying crunch sound
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History repeats first as a tragedy, then a farce and nowadays as the stupidest tragic farce
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Not user friendly for the fat fingered, at all
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I think part of the problem was/is the instant gratification and democratization of ideas and information. People weren’t content with knowing and accepting the same info as everybody so in their pursuit of feeling unique started gobbling and adopting conspiratorial ideas
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War is good business for some. Also Venezuela has , or used to have, a lot of gold.
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Two different networks same talking point about the NG backing law enforcement being pivotal
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Did you notice this journalist was basically making and enunciating the same talking point as Martha Raddast? Do I need a tinfoil hat or it seems like they got the same talking points
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Lol. Wouldn’t expect another response from you. Blue maga brain rot
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Even if Michigan went to Harris she would have lost anyway. Stop blaming brown people for the votes of White people
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You seem to be the happy one, gloating even. I’m sure you think of yourself “a good person”
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Scratch a liberal and a racist genocidal ghoul bleeds.gloating about this? Really? WHITE MEN and WHITE WOMEN got Trump elected ffs
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Can delivery workers see the order history of the person making the order? Just accept orders from accounts with a record?
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Has anybody checked on Karlie Kloss? I’m not a celebrity gossip person yet even I couldn’t scape that era
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Racist Zoidberg had the chance to scuttle away when that gentleman laughed at his spin lmao
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You can tell that racist “trained and worked out” for this moment all his life and got what he deserved. He should be lucky the man who beat his ass had more morals than him
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Do liberals on this site who produce and post stupid ai slop political memes realize they are contributing to making this planet unlivable for their grand children?
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A distinction without a difference
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He’s going to replace the Statue of Liberty with one of himself, can’t have that woke green haired lady anymore
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“These incompetent clowns keep outmaneuvering us at every turn”, “such incompetency catching us with our pants down”
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Military strikes on México
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Jesus appeared on my pancake, his face imprinted like in the shroud, unfortunately I was too hungover and ate said pancake. ( the Jesus I believe in has a sense of humor and cares more about deeds)
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This isn’t going to solve anything and will further destabilize México, making life worse for its citizens. Just like in the Middle East ffs. As long as there’s a demand for drugs here another cartel will fill the vacuum
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There was a case where a hispanic man showed his very real Real ID and he was told it was fake and was detained and transported to a detention center
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Unless you target all the cartels and all their infrastructure at once (impossible), this is only going to benefit another cartel and make life worse for the rest of Mexican society
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Maybe,and I can’t believe I’m saying this, some shoulder pads too
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The protocol is to be pasty white, incredibly white or rusian white
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You all laugh but look at what happened to the once proud nation of the Netherlands. They cluttered their landscape with useful and picturesque windmills and they ceased to exist, look at that barren wasteland next to Germany and Belgium
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So let’s say they complete their stated goal of removing all undocumented aliens, what would happen to the aircraft and their supporting infrastructure? Are they going to pivot to charted flights? Something tells me it won’t be in the public’s interest
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testes exe. bofa this testes (Don’t block me please, I like your reporting)
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“Wet my beak” has been replaced with stuff and dry my beak. Maybe drying the beak increases the chance to get more out of (alleged) bribery
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My only fear is that they wouldn’t make it as fast and painless as an asteroid or being in close proximity of a nuclear strike
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Deranged conspiracy Horse Shoe theory
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Somebody tell him Jesus ain’t gonna be happy about suspending medical care visas for injured children or cutting USAID
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Time to establish an American equivalent of the Library of Alexandria abroad in a safe, trusted sovereign nation
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Is it really going to be “state capitalism”? Are the State’s stakes surely going to the actual State or just going to be funneled
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All that so they can create porn
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A Dyson sphere so those incel dorks can create un consensual porn of innocent women
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Who?
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Hey y’all , got any seals by any chance? Well then I’ll keep going
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We truly live in the blood money era. Get your green backs regardless of the actual dead or incapacitated people. Our Lord and Savior Jesus H Christ healed without selling “snake oil” remedies
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Even if they demanded the same menu over and n over, no reputable chef would send this plate out
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Looks like it’s been nearly a couple decades since this “menu” was created by a formally,highly skilled chef; each new iteration keeps getting sadder and sadder. It tells me it’s been a while since they shelled decent money for a decent chef
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Hey racist keep stop blaming brown people for the war crimes inflicted on them by your “good guy” Biden.
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Bottom of the barrel cuz their mass naturally causes them to sink to said bottom
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*man, ma’am, miss, or none. Whatever your preferred pronouns are
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Is there an equivalent term to “reply guy” for people like me who “like” bombs your posts? I’m not looking for your approval man, I just follow you for a reason
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Heck even México outlawed slavery before the US did. And to this day the western powers continue to punish Haiti for fighting for their freedom
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Dogs making life better in real life and also in the hellscape of the internet
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The best thing to happen to these losers was a real evil that allowed them to just coast and rack funds just by being the lesser (safe option) evil. Just dangling a carrot and throwing some crumbs to keep the illusion
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Is he barred to be within 200 feet from a sandwich shop?
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Being that Phoenix is basically all concrete and pavement living there is akin to living atop a baking stone; even when it cools down due to the sun setting all that concrete and pavement continue to release heat. Breaks my heart for those folks.
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I compare Chappelle to folks who remain silent on ongoing atrocities and war crimes, especially if they are wealthy enough to take an economic risk
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Do you have hard data and statistics to prove that her TikTok video had a meaningful role in a losing campaign?
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they had the gunsexual restaurant owned by Lauren B and they got food poisoning
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*proven
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Didn’t Biden oppose school busing at some point? Wasn’t he collegial and friendly with proved segregationists?
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Ribbed for his own pleasure lol
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Yes it happened repeatedly under your “good guy”
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He was(has been/will be?) president for over 400 years so he must be a decent guy
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Cancelled by Motley Crue
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Maybe a mini golf course
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An indictment on our values
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they do indeed flock together, those of the same feather
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He probably also smells like he looks so maybe she is the one with the parasite in her brain; like the one that makes mice unafraid of cats
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Terriers. Only one season but great tv
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Domestic abusers, you can just see it.
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Reverse Midas touch
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Shocking no one
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Should count your blessings if you’re not currently sitting on the toilet violently suffering bsky.app/profile/meli...
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Americans should give thanks to the fact that presently, America is indeed “too big to fail” and most of the world have no other option than to accommodate and entertain this for the time being, that the rest of the world believes sanity can be restored
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No Booker? But… but… his speeches. Lol
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Pope Francis was the beginning of the woke Pope slippery slope
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“Here’s how last night’s act of vandalism on our offices exposes Mamdani as a risk for the City”
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Great. Incommunicado and desaparecido in some racist dude’s closet
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I guess it’s called the Ivy League because just like Ivy they don’t have a robust trunk, an arboreal robust spine if you will
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“because some Europeans have this fantasy” holy tap dancing Jesus on a cracker holding a holy cannoli, unreal
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Damn I just covered my drink
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And soon enough only white, male and conservative
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The magical tuber. As long as it is cooked it can become many delicious dishes and pairs well with many iterations of protein. And one of the confort foods across cultures
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Like a kid in an insider trading candy store
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When Harry met Sally
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Since they were Greek adjacent or proto- Greeks, imma guess it smelled of burnt pubes due to all the friction
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Their role is to be normalizers and sanitizers of the right.)While cashing in with that ole insider knowledge). Always becoming the lesser evil so the greater evil continues to become more evil. Always moving the center towards the right while throwing some crumbs your way to keep believing them
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Wife beating must be haute in the castles of France, something approvingly discussed over a nice dinner and expensive wine. “Look at those unsophisticated Americans being horrified about a security video of a woman being violently kicked and dragged back into confinement”
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These freak social darwinists can play their eugenicist game because they’re not stressed out about leaving their immediate family destitute or burdened with medical debt; they are free to get their pineapple edemas and play god with the rest of the mortals
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He’s aged too a by lot in the last couple of months, he used to look youngish for his age but not anymore. Tots and pears though
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In the end it was not the holy grail or the ark of the covenant that hold the ultimate power to the beholder but a little “black book” containing a detailed list of names
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Not to be confused with that old bore Miles Davis from accounting and his unwanted photos of his ugly baby
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They manufacture Cadbury in the US and my chocolate bar keeps getting more expensive while at the same time declining in flavor and quality
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Man, woman, camera, tv. Groceries, skedaddle and buildings for people to think
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What’s in the water in the Philippines that they keep electing all the Marcoses? Enlighten me please
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Even their hero, the failed genocidal painter, pulled some pussy unlike these incels
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