maybe Kristen Walker should release her diary to disprove whatever I claim it says
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maybe Kristen Walker should release her diary to disprove whatever I claim it says
those mitochondrial challenges are insurmountable
wut?
47 yr old, married, attorney, home-owner. Afraid to say nonplussed or dues ex machina aloud
i’m calling crosseyed
"unused" or "used by someone not as rich as me"?
new employee orientation ends when you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with new stitches
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
rebrand for bsky?
I sat on the front edge of the stage at an empty moe show at the uri student center in 95 or 96 and the energy was so low that when Al’s guitar strap broke out of nowhere they just walked off stage lol
very
failed the mitochondrial challenge, again. shit.
💪 huge flex
repeatedly confusing 2020 and 2024 is not a good look
no, POTUS is not! Unless a central banker is elected President. Trump ran a family real estate company. Biden was a career politician. Obama taught con law. Clinton was a career politician. Bush II was an oilman. Bush I was a career politician. Reagan an actor. None of them were bankers.
always miss a Thursday show?
is he from earth?
that one kid’s aura is obviously trending green, that’s work camp for him. the girl with the blue over there, she’s headed straight for one of the new homesteader farms.
and therefore the mayor should support a unlawful fascist takeover of the city? I’m old enough to remember when standing up for your values and your voters was something people respected. But total capitulation could result in a positive outcome, I guess …
does DC’s mayor have the ability to speak? if so, why lie?
excuse me mayor, but your fascism is showing. thought you’d want to know.
THREE times!
Mr. Green: So it was you. I was going to expose you. Wadsworth: I know. So I choose to expose myself. Colonel Mustard: Please, there are ladies present!
a plant? i thought men like you were usually called a fruit
I can recite most of this movie from memory. my sister and I had it on VHS back when having 5 VHS tapes seemed luxurious
highlight of my day!
33?
I just … I can’t. he can’t be THIS ignorant. he simply cannot.
don’t they, though?
because the highly-paid consultant class has informed leadership to punch hippies instead
shhhh. wealthy people don’t want this being discusssed. read the room, man
he’s not even wrong. to be wrong he’d have to be making some kind of logical sense
counterpoint: open.spotify.com/track/2BuIAK...
they were fucking invaded
in all of human history, no one has "stopped crime" so let's not even engage with this nonsense
shit, why didn't anyone consider that before?
late game FTs in bball nfl extra points and kickoffs
why does that lobster have a spare set of claws facing backwards?
$5 says her racial heritage and/or gender play into the analysis
who’s all bourbon & beyonding?
criminally underrated sci fi movie
preferably 2 of you
empty juul pods found by the millions in middens throughout Pax Romana, deeply confusing historians
and WE didn’t give it to Wes Moore. the money is infrastructure funding for a very specific bridge
“pay up BIG” to whom?
afraid not. her wikipedia lays out the details and her death at age 37
serious fucking cheddah
keep in mind also that McCready was engaged to dean Cain at one point
as opposed to … what? total annihilation of every human in the other nation?
we used to raise the benefits and results of hard work above almost any other value
ten freaking years ago?
why not? bring something new into the world
or maybe it will be cancelled, WHO KNOWS?
going to see them in 3 hours!
why is the NY legislature not able to pass laws?
💯
“no fair! you said you wouldn’t!”
IW@TS. our car broke down on the drive home but so what
good memories
what’s “it” here?
“I invaded Ukraine because of Biden” makes no sense dude. You guys thought the war would end in less than a week. It’s been 3 years.
this time he’s gone too far
could this guy be any less impressive as a leader?
we solved the Twitter main character problem by making one guy the main character every day
the audience rolls its eyes. dude, we know
this is some joker shit
only one thing in this video screams “national emergency” can you identity it?
I … can still feel the way the crumbs from the crust stuck to my Kevlar vest. I can’t sleep anymore
undefeated
what me or anyone else wants to believe is kinda irrelevant. I’m trying ton determine the truth. do you have actual information that the report was wrong, or just spreading gossip?
we need to entirely replace our monetary system with … whatever the fuck this guy is complaining about … immediately!!
it’s called feel’d a vizion and it’s about groping a tv
according to … her lawyer?
well are you?
Slightly diminish a band: The Grateful Seasonal Flu
open.spotify.com/album/0ru8Li...
Listened to the fruit bats cover of the Siamese dream album yesterday. good stuff
I mean, he already lost this race once
Aspar-a-guuuuusss
well I’m convinced. what reason would she have to lie? and it’s not like she’s a convicted perj—anyway that’s enough for me.
well it did synthesize a whole new word with 3 b’s out of nothing, so …
then decide original programming is too costly and instead run AI generated soap operas 24/7
don’t get caught in a wildcat weirdo swarm that shit gets outta hand quick
As a rhoderlander I have to say that’s my favorite
we can’t get one Dem to say “Donald Trump just forced the biggest tax increase in history on us”?
the power of sarcasm
doubtful
so sick of those rich bus riders taking up extra seats with all their fur coats and monocles
laughing out loud at the image of a DSA leadership meeting where they’re like “well shit I guess we gotta vote cuomo then”
low bar
“economist” just means bullshitter now
then brag about how because of him America won all the gold medals
I’m sure those international travelers will love being trapped between armed soldiers and masked goons tossing people into black sites
great, so we have a consensus then that partisan gerrymandering is bad and wrong and Congress should put a stop to it. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Jesus Christ these idiots really have no idea how any of this works
not often are all the elements of false imprisonment set out so clearly
“…and also of course our deepest sympathies to the family of the dead terrorist”