Let’s just rip off the bandaid and have the Illinois National Guard and State Police defend its borders against an illegal invasion by red state Vandals commanded by an orange-faced barbarian
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Let’s just rip off the bandaid and have the Illinois National Guard and State Police defend its borders against an illegal invasion by red state Vandals commanded by an orange-faced barbarian
The most powerful man in the world can’t be bothered to read any relevant information, get briefed by any of the sane experts at his disposal, or have someone who isn’t visually impaired apply his makeup
This is where rightwingers’ history of working the refs comes to fruition - this antivax asshole got his lunatic rants scrubbed from the internet by Google and Youtube to cover his tracks
I don’t know how to process this
“The WordleBot is woke!” - Triggered MAGA dipshit after seeing that the word “trans” would have been the most logical second guess
Judy keeps doing these pieces on US “polarization” as if it is a mystery requiring investigation. We have half the country supporting rightwing extremists attempting to overturn and rig elections to stay in power and somehow the problem is polarization? The problem is rightwing extremism!
I’m really going to miss Joni Ernst. It’s rare for a woman to become a US Senator, let alone such an incredibly accomplished toxic piece of shit who is capable of exuding hypocrisy like undigested kernels of Iowa corn that protrude from the fecal matter that comprise her very essence.
I hope you’re training them to disarm unconstitutionally mobilized federal troops and masked ICE agents
Constantly moving the bottom lower is the point
Ashli Babbitt, the Jan. 6 rioter killed while storming the Capitol, will now receive a funeral with military honors
How about launching a study on the potential contribution of some testosterone supplements in cabinet secretaries that might be contributing to stupidity
What are the chances the orange goblin complained about having to listen to a smart, talented woman explain things? SMDA
How about launching a study on the potential contribution of some testosterone supplements in cabinet secretaries that might be contributing to stupidity
I think this banner was on the Dept. of Labor building - not the USDA complex
If I lived anywhere near DC I would quit my job and spend my time developing a drone that could spray a stripe of black paint on the upper lip of every Trump banner
-40% of respondents masturbate to History Channel documentaries about Nazi Germany
Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
Well, if he says so… This guy needs to be impeached yesterday
My only note is that he should have added: “Pardons aren’t going to save you. We will prosecute you in state courts. We will prosecute you in The Hague, if necessary. We won’t forget, and we will not stop until justice is served.”
It’s a dictatorship. Authoritarianism is too cerebral for the numbskulls that voted for this
Who wore it better - Department of Labor Building in Washington DC or UFA Building in Berlin?
Folks, he’s always been full of shit. Only now is it percolating to his extremities
They are both on steroids (Testosterone supplements). Test them both before this chummy physical fitness fascistic publicity stunt you are giving oxygen by covering
Tariff revenge
Will you please commit to deploying CHP forces to prevent military vehicles from entering San Francisco and LosAngeles?
Historians debate which president Trump is most like. Some say Andrew Johnson, others James Buchanan. The correct answer is Chester A. Arthur (1881-85), aka “Chester the molester“ due to myriad inappropriate relations with tweens procured by his Commerce Secretary, Jedediah Epstein. #EpsteinFiles
I’ll withhold any pity until they demobilize by 9/12/2025 - the day the orders they are following become unconstitutional
This cartoon is a distraction. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Pritzker needs to have the state police close the highways into Chicago so military vehicles can’t enter. Time to rip off the bandaid
My man - totalitarianism is not a distraction - it is our new form of government. Calling it a distraction is like saying “sunlight is a distraction from clouds”
If it walks like Trump is a child molester, talks like Trump is a child molester, and quacks like Trump is a child molester, then Trump is a child molester
This article is the worst rubbish I can recall being published in the Times. This guy isn’t a conspiracy debunker, he’s a fact ignorer. That this got published is a disgrace but an important data point in the Times march toward Trump supplication
BRING IT ON!!! I’ve got my clown suit, Hitler mustache, and out-of-tune trombone ready to mock these fascist
If an unrepentant convicted liar says you’re not a child molester, it means you’re a child molester
Are we really going to give up on democracy for some asshole wearing a fucking dunce cap proclaiming he was right? Is this how it all ends, not with a bang, but with a nitwit?
John Bolton is an asshole who is wrong about most things, but correct about Trump
FREE WORLD, IF YOU’RE LISTENING - OUR GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TOPPLED BY A TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP. WE NEED YOUR HELP TO PURGE MAGA-ISM FROM OUR ONCE- GREAT NATION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Time for the Blue States to begin raising militias and asking citizens to pay their federal taxes to state controlled escrow accounts. This isn’t going to end peacefully
Am I the only one who finds it strange that Maxwell kept saying “Donald J Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.”
… and I thought the FBI couldn’t be more dumbed down. 🤷🏽♂️ If I’ve learned anything since 2015, it’s that dipshits are America’s greatest resource
Great! Now start raising a well regulated militia to ensure the security of our free state, so we can repel an invasion by ICE thugs
Michael Franti only has one option remain a working musician: say he loves Trump and play MAGA rallies
At least our government is providing valuable data to support of the Dunning-Kruger Effect
His dream of seeing a patriarchal theocracy ruling the United States was so close to coming to fruition… now he’ll have to watch from the depths of hell to see how it plays out
… and we’re not going to take lessons on preserving democracy from a man born in the same country as Adolf Hitler who is so morally bankrupt that he had no compunction about fathering a secret baby with his housekeeper while married to another woman
“Fighting antisemitism by hiring Nazi sympathizers.” If Orwell wrote this shit nobody would buy it
Imagine if Obama had been introduced to Michelle by one of the world’s most famous pedophiles,who she had previously “dated” according to Michael Wolf
Off duty ICE agents gotta have fun somewhere
They wear masks to hide Hitler mustaches. Ask ICE to prove me wrong
“Thank god we’re too stupid to understand irony”
Folks, Putin never had a “Pee tape” - he has a “P tape” and the P is for Pedophile
Immediately following Jacqui’s segment:
It’s rare you get to see a convicted war criminal welcomed into the United States by a convicted felon
We traced the call. The threats are coming from inside the House
The fascists have the guns and the badges.We have sandwiches SMDA
I think he just admitted that Texans are assholes
Has there ever been a bigger group of frightened manchildren in positions of power? What a bunch of wusses
“If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you and you will be arrested,” Bondi declared.* * Unless you are a Trump supporter attempting to overthrow an election. In which case, you will be pardoned and *given* a job at DOJ. SMDA
What was a White House employee called Big Balls doing with fifteen year olds at 3:00 AM? What is it with this administration and teens? In closing, release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Agreed. And let’s be thankful that this absurd debate has helped keep the #EpsteinFiles as a “trending topic” in our tech overlords’ algorithm
This is not unprecedented: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleichs...
What job? Procuring underaged sex slaves for Trump???
The gauntlet has been thrown, folks. If you live in a city with a Black female mayor, expect a federal troop deployment to distract you from the fact that the President was besties with a known pedophile
All references to those Presidents who were besties with a known child molester will be summarily destroyed
FYI, $3.4B in untraceable crypto can be used to bribe A LOT of DOJ employees to make evidence Trump’s molestation of minors disappear from the Epstein files
Who will Trump invade to make this nasty evidence of being a sexual deviant disappear?
How many blatantly fascist acts does it take to make the Epstein Files disappear?
He’s right. Democratic leaders should mobilize state controlled troops to prevent federal overreach and kick illegally deployed forces out of our sovereign jurisdictions
MAGA is well into the “Gleichaltung” phase of their nascent totalitarian regime, where they “coordinate” control over all aspects of US society - the economy, trade, media, culture, and education. This happened in Germany 90 years ago… didn’t end well
Nobody needs an “I told you so” now. Whatever CA (where I live) has done, it is inadequate. The time to unite the resistance and take more forceful action is long past due. Read your German history!
Bro - everyone with half a brain saw it coming. End the victory lap and start organizing with other blue states to form a united alliance to nullify Trump illegal actions and raise a constitutional army to combat illegal occupation of blue territories by federal troops
Spoiler Alert: the theme is the Epstein Files!
Bro - time to set up a CA-based escrow account where we can send our federal taxes. Funds released to US Treasury based on our demands. Extortion is the only thing these MAGA goons understand
ICE agents wear masks to hide their Hitler mustaches and hats to cover their Hitler hair-dos. Prove me wrong, ICE!
They had education requirements?
What are the odds President shit-for-brains gives Alaska back to Putin during negotiations?
If he changes his name to Rich Whiteman and “donates” to MAGA-PAC he’ll get a presidential pardon. Abdiaziz Shafii? Not so much
no but this is crazy
If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
Warning: sarcasm ahead.
🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 CRIMINALLY ADJUDICATED SEX ABUSER SAYS CIVILLY ADJUDICATED SEX ABUSER NEVER DID ANYTHING CONCERNING AROUND HER: SOURCES abcnews.go.com/US/trump-adm...
Found a typo. Her name is *Karen* Merrill
Out: PPP = Paycheck Protection Program In: PPP = Pedophile Protection Party
If anything, this should be a wakeup call to @newyorkstateag.bsky.social to purse state charges against Maxwell the second she is pardoned
If the south had won the civil war, they’d act exactly like MAGA. Time for blue states to abandon ship
Her exact words: “Donald J. Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. Throw in a pardon and I’ll say he doesn’t rape kids.”
Veinous insufficiency dude thinks all water flows down to Canklefornia
Our Stasi moment has arrived!
Hey Grok, say the most racist thing possible in Donald Trump’s voice
Awesome as usual
In Texas, if voters don’t pick Republicans, Republicans pick the voters. In the United States, if the president needs to overturn elections to stay in power, the elections are fixed so he doesn’t have to SMDA
If only people understood that Executive Orders only dictate how the executive branch will interpret existing law - it’s not an edict that private citizens or companies have to follow
Someone in the DOJ with morals needs to leak the #EpsteinFiles to a responsible journalist. Vietnam had the Pentagon Papers. We need the Pedophile Papers
If Republicans had one iota of her courage and their voters knew what iota meant we wouldn’t be in this mess
Innocent migrant workers go to Alligator Alcatraz for torture and extradition Unrepentant pedophiles and sex traffickers go to Club Med for white collar criminals and eventual clemency MAGA! Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Minimum-Security Women’s Prison in Texas www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/u...
Will they let us eat cake?
Great! There is an actual risk of wild fires in California (unlike the manufactured rightwing “boys in crisis” BS in yesterday’s executive order). Stick to dealing with real problems
Now do Trump
