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Dallas Smith

@handofsteel.bsky.social

Past Surfing Instructor on Waikiki Beach. Retired From Mainstream Film Business. Film Producer. Hug your pets.

created December 1, 2024

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I am going to invest in the company, making the slenderizing mirrors, Cruz and Trump undoubtedly have purchased.

3/9/2025, 11:54:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any strongly worded letters?

3/9/2025, 11:51:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.' RATM

3/9/2025, 3:20:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Trump still 'standing'? That is the question, now isn't it?

1/9/2025, 4:14:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Candy-gram for Mongo!'... 'Me Mongo'

1/9/2025, 3:25:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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of course not 😁

1/9/2025, 3:17:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are a large swath of Americans, that are dumb AF and who would actually think that the declaration of independence, was connected to the civil war.

31/8/2025, 6:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is a sociopath and psychopath. WTF would you call that?

31/8/2025, 3:43:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump said that he believed Biden was replaced by a robot, because he is insane.

31/8/2025, 2:49:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

and how do we know that isn't a robot? Gavin...thoughts?

31/8/2025, 2:00:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Well' is doing some seriously heavy-lifting.

31/8/2025, 1:59:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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600,000 Chinese students? What is that then?

30/8/2025, 7:43:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is just the start, you'll see!

30/8/2025, 7:41:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Right!...Right!...To the left...mulch!

30/8/2025, 3:09:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine her, with Trump's hair. It will make you smile.

30/8/2025, 2:31:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Collins is always 'concerned', but NEVER pulls the trigger. She has to go!

28/8/2025, 8:51:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'That believe angels are real' (The Newsroom) as part of 'the best three-minutes, in television history'.

28/8/2025, 6:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is RFJ Jr, a secret Scientologist?

28/8/2025, 1:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kim Jong Un, is actually blushing with secondary cringe right now.

27/8/2025, 11:15:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, Mel Slobson...sure.

27/8/2025, 11:08:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

Could you imagine a duet, with she and RFK Jr?

27/8/2025, 11:07:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many out there, see RFK Jr. picking his nose?

27/8/2025, 11:03:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how anyone with five deferments, would feel about our soldiers.

27/8/2025, 10:58:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and the cracker she rode in on.

27/8/2025, 10:56:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't it interesting that making up fantastical stories and repeating the lies that those stories represent, is a symptom of dementia?

27/8/2025, 10:54:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

'What?...You wanna live forever?'

27/8/2025, 10:51:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh look, a wind tunnel! Sorry, that is just the space between this morons ears...my bad

27/8/2025, 10:50:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember when I was ten, I used to do this cosplay. Then I outgrew it.

27/8/2025, 9:54:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tim Walz has been speaking out about the cruelty and how this administration, is sending in the National Guard into Blue States, just last week. If you don't think they will politicize this tragedy to send yet another wave of National Guard soldiers in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area? You're nuts!

27/8/2025, 5:37:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess it wasn't a 'ham sandwich' then? If someone else posted this theme...all I can say, is great minds think alike.

27/8/2025, 2:48:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wrote the book 'Vice President For Dummies'.

25/8/2025, 10:15:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but...but...He is making cankles great again!

24/8/2025, 10:32:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope you knew where Don Jr. was, at this time.

24/8/2025, 10:31:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well...You got my block. No scolding needed here.

24/8/2025, 10:27:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also thought is said 'Anal Baptist Pastor'... my bad

24/8/2025, 5:42:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'The chief law enforcement officer'. Did he get any push back from the attorney general?( the actual officer) So if you understood that, you will also understand that P-2025, is the reason these vigs, are allowed to happen unchecked.

24/8/2025, 5:40:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A mafia style vig isn't in P-2025, because it is actually criminal. You have to realize the way of which P-2025 is allowing this criminality to take place. In P-2025 they do talk about replacing high positions in government with sycophants that pledge fealty to the President. He just called himself

24/8/2025, 5:32:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A toothbrush prank, at a frat house.

24/8/2025, 4:46:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Define ‘extreme leftist’ confusion of socialism and social democratic values are completely different. So , explain your belief in the that vague terminology.

24/8/2025, 4:43:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are probably still using the term 'video tape', as well.

24/8/2025, 3:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you not read one page of Project 2025, after being told about it? That's what I thought.

24/8/2025, 3:12:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Is a duck, a bird?' 'Yes, it is a bird, but not a duck'

24/8/2025, 2:42:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eagley!

23/8/2025, 5:25:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ones the T-bone, has already been erased from?

23/8/2025, 12:00:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happened to our country? Oh yeah! A freaking escalator!

21/8/2025, 3:18:14 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

In the 1960’s, patriotism wasn’t something they misconstrued with Chinese ball caps.

20/8/2025, 4:06:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many are fucking embarrassed? That is the question of the day.

20/8/2025, 2:54:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will be just a bunch of entirely, black pages.

19/8/2025, 2:36:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when Kid Rock, stormed of stage, throwing a tantrum, because he didn't like the level of applause? 'American Bad Ass' my ass!

19/8/2025, 2:33:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'The Putin Effect' and The Epstein Bears.

16/8/2025, 2:28:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

He also thought he was in Russia. So yeah, there is that.

16/8/2025, 2:26:10 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump and Kiss, both have a thing for over-the-top make-up. Oh, and he and Gene, are both super-douches.

14/8/2025, 1:24:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this so much!

13/8/2025, 10:16:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They look as hapless, as 'Patriot Front' Anyone see any U-Haul trucks around the corner?

13/8/2025, 10:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know who didn't get a Kennedy Center honor? Judy Collins. She was however known for singing, 'Send in the Clowns'.

13/8/2025, 9:16:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

'Kennedy Center Horror in 2025'. Fixed it.

13/8/2025, 9:12:13 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The three stooges, yahtzee salute.

12/8/2025, 7:06:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not Epstein! Epstine!

12/8/2025, 7:04:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dude couldn't spell parade. Let's all remember that.

12/8/2025, 6:58:39 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For being beaten up by a 15-year-old girl? Would that be an 'Alpha medal'? What you say MAGA?

12/8/2025, 6:57:13 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see people posting a question. 'Would my dog protect me, if an intruder entered my home?' I guess it really has to do with whether you dog, 'lives for that shit' or not? Meet Koa...He lives for that shit.

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12/8/2025, 6:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA, are the Afghan Hounds of... squirrel!

11/8/2025, 11:23:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Answer: A fraudulent false-flag.

11/8/2025, 7:53:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I checked... the universe made that comment, about this hack.

10/8/2025, 8:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The comments are 666.

10/8/2025, 8:18:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These morons, seem to not understand that they can't sent the FBI, to intervene in non-crimes. Showboating imbeciles.

9/8/2025, 6:26:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rest in Pieces. you POS.

9/8/2025, 2:52:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Kristi! Your actual job performance, has been one comedic meme after another. Something you fail to realize, it appears?

8/8/2025, 3:29:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well in fairness, one of his names was Ben Gay, until the cease and desist letters started showing up.

6/8/2025, 1:37:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the files... There you go Vance!

6/8/2025, 1:34:43 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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'stable genius'

5/8/2025, 9:46:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The FACT is that these Republicans, didn't expect to have their ludicrous tactics being responded to, in kind. This was all spawned, by ILLEGAL tactics from Trump and the Texas GOP.

5/8/2025, 8:09:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you recall, these same idiots, tried saying that exact thing about millions at the 'No Kings' demonstrations.

5/8/2025, 2:56:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet, high-speed rails are just too damn hard.

5/8/2025, 1:59:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am surprised he didn't go with 'Biden did it', like that other nincompoop. Such an under appreciated word nowadays.

31/7/2025, 11:18:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this was a movie, people would say the plot is too dumb to be believable .

31/7/2025, 11:13:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We know where Politico, gets there status-quo, marching orders from, huh? FU Politico.

31/7/2025, 4:49:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only one number comes to my mind...25

30/7/2025, 7:54:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'maybe', is doing some seriously, heavy-lifting.

29/7/2025, 8:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is called a 'MAGA vasectomy'.

29/7/2025, 2:52:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like Markwayne Mullet...am I right?

27/7/2025, 1:56:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was leaning towards gay p@rn, mostly with these bible-thumping Republicans.

26/7/2025, 6:41:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Prince nailed it, 'Because tonight we're gonna party, like its 1999'.

25/7/2025, 7:07:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly.... unless? bum...bum...bum... "When you wish upon a starrrr'...

25/7/2025, 7:04:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But then a mask comes off and it is actually Terrence (or Philip) Later... Terence (or Phillip) pops in and it was actually Stephen Colbert, pulling off the mask, as it was him all along saying ' I like Canada, am not for sale!'

25/7/2025, 5:38:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know how much more of this we can take! Its only been six-months. 😱

25/7/2025, 5:33:07 PM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretend you are Nike... and JUST DO IT!

25/7/2025, 2:59:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone, should pass that along to The New York Times hacks.

25/7/2025, 2:52:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's GGRRRREEEAATTTT!

25/7/2025, 2:50:13 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is calling it 'The Alex Jones Act'.

25/7/2025, 1:58:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russian asset says what?

25/7/2025, 1:37:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good! Too soon?

25/7/2025, 1:33:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weak.

25/7/2025, 1:31:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere, he is in a 6' x 8' cell with Andre the Giant, who was just supplied, an endless supply of baked beans.

25/7/2025, 1:29:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was eighteen, living off the land in this beautiful valley for a year and a half. I built a house out of bamboo from this patch. Hard time finding twenty-footers at that time. Look what a few decades later, I visited them, as they had kept me dry and comfortable, at base of wettest spot on Earth

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25/7/2025, 1:23:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent

Once again, Fox selective editing.

25/7/2025, 1:10:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where did they take her for lunch, 'Bribe-in-a Box'?

25/7/2025, 1:05:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA, if you are listening.

25/7/2025, 1:03:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What could be better? A cameo of Stephen Colbert, popping into frame, saying 'Fuck you Trump'.

25/7/2025, 1:00:51 AM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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You do know we are talking about South Park...Trey and Matt right? Speaking, as someone who worked on 'Team America World Police'

25/7/2025, 12:58:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view