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I am going to invest in the company, making the slenderizing mirrors, Cruz and Trump undoubtedly have purchased.
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I am going to invest in the company, making the slenderizing mirrors, Cruz and Trump undoubtedly have purchased.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Any strongly worded letters?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.' RATM
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Trump still 'standing'? That is the question, now isn't it?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'Candy-gram for Mongo!'... 'Me Mongo'
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of course not 😁
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
There are a large swath of Americans, that are dumb AF and who would actually think that the declaration of independence, was connected to the civil war.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
He is a sociopath and psychopath. WTF would you call that?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump said that he believed Biden was replaced by a robot, because he is insane.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
and how do we know that isn't a robot? Gavin...thoughts?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'Well' is doing some seriously heavy-lifting.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
600,000 Chinese students? What is that then?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
That is just the start, you'll see!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'Right!...Right!...To the left...mulch!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine her, with Trump's hair. It will make you smile.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Collins is always 'concerned', but NEVER pulls the trigger. She has to go!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'That believe angels are real' (The Newsroom) as part of 'the best three-minutes, in television history'.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Is RFJ Jr, a secret Scientologist?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Kim Jong Un, is actually blushing with secondary cringe right now.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, Mel Slobson...sure.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Could you imagine a duet, with she and RFK Jr?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
How many out there, see RFK Jr. picking his nose?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how anyone with five deferments, would feel about our soldiers.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
and the cracker she rode in on.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't it interesting that making up fantastical stories and repeating the lies that those stories represent, is a symptom of dementia?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'What?...You wanna live forever?'
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look, a wind tunnel! Sorry, that is just the space between this morons ears...my bad
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember when I was ten, I used to do this cosplay. Then I outgrew it.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Tim Walz has been speaking out about the cruelty and how this administration, is sending in the National Guard into Blue States, just last week. If you don't think they will politicize this tragedy to send yet another wave of National Guard soldiers in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area? You're nuts!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it wasn't a 'ham sandwich' then? If someone else posted this theme...all I can say, is great minds think alike.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
He wrote the book 'Vice President For Dummies'.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
but...but...He is making cankles great again!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you knew where Don Jr. was, at this time.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well...You got my block. No scolding needed here.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
I also thought is said 'Anal Baptist Pastor'... my bad
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'The chief law enforcement officer'. Did he get any push back from the attorney general?( the actual officer) So if you understood that, you will also understand that P-2025, is the reason these vigs, are allowed to happen unchecked.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
A mafia style vig isn't in P-2025, because it is actually criminal. You have to realize the way of which P-2025 is allowing this criminality to take place. In P-2025 they do talk about replacing high positions in government with sycophants that pledge fealty to the President. He just called himself
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
A toothbrush prank, at a frat house.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Define ‘extreme leftist’ confusion of socialism and social democratic values are completely different. So , explain your belief in the that vague terminology.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
They are probably still using the term 'video tape', as well.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you not read one page of Project 2025, after being told about it? That's what I thought.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'Is a duck, a bird?' 'Yes, it is a bird, but not a duck'
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Eagley!
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The ones the T-bone, has already been erased from?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened to our country? Oh yeah! A freaking escalator!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
In the 1960’s, patriotism wasn’t something they misconstrued with Chinese ball caps.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
How many are fucking embarrassed? That is the question of the day.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
It will be just a bunch of entirely, black pages.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when Kid Rock, stormed of stage, throwing a tantrum, because he didn't like the level of applause? 'American Bad Ass' my ass!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'The Putin Effect' and The Epstein Bears.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
He also thought he was in Russia. So yeah, there is that.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump and Kiss, both have a thing for over-the-top make-up. Oh, and he and Gene, are both super-douches.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this so much!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
They look as hapless, as 'Patriot Front' Anyone see any U-Haul trucks around the corner?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
You know who didn't get a Kennedy Center honor? Judy Collins. She was however known for singing, 'Send in the Clowns'.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'Kennedy Center Horror in 2025'. Fixed it.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
The three stooges, yahtzee salute.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Not Epstein! Epstine!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
The dude couldn't spell parade. Let's all remember that.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
For being beaten up by a 15-year-old girl? Would that be an 'Alpha medal'? What you say MAGA?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social)
I see people posting a question. 'Would my dog protect me, if an intruder entered my home?' I guess it really has to do with whether you dog, 'lives for that shit' or not? Meet Koa...He lives for that shit.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA, are the Afghan Hounds of... squirrel!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Answer: A fraudulent false-flag.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
When I checked... the universe made that comment, about this hack.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
The comments are 666.
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These morons, seem to not understand that they can't sent the FBI, to intervene in non-crimes. Showboating imbeciles.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Rest in Pieces. you POS.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Kristi! Your actual job performance, has been one comedic meme after another. Something you fail to realize, it appears?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well in fairness, one of his names was Ben Gay, until the cease and desist letters started showing up.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the files... There you go Vance!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'stable genius'
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
The FACT is that these Republicans, didn't expect to have their ludicrous tactics being responded to, in kind. This was all spawned, by ILLEGAL tactics from Trump and the Texas GOP.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
If you recall, these same idiots, tried saying that exact thing about millions at the 'No Kings' demonstrations.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet, high-speed rails are just too damn hard.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
I am surprised he didn't go with 'Biden did it', like that other nincompoop. Such an under appreciated word nowadays.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
If this was a movie, people would say the plot is too dumb to be believable .
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
We know where Politico, gets there status-quo, marching orders from, huh? FU Politico.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Only one number comes to my mind...25
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
'maybe', is doing some seriously, heavy-lifting.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
It is called a 'MAGA vasectomy'.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
More like Markwayne Mullet...am I right?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Was leaning towards gay p@rn, mostly with these bible-thumping Republicans.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Prince nailed it, 'Because tonight we're gonna party, like its 1999'.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly.... unless? bum...bum...bum... "When you wish upon a starrrr'...
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
But then a mask comes off and it is actually Terrence (or Philip) Later... Terence (or Phillip) pops in and it was actually Stephen Colbert, pulling off the mask, as it was him all along saying ' I like Canada, am not for sale!'
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know how much more of this we can take! Its only been six-months. 😱
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretend you are Nike... and JUST DO IT!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone, should pass that along to The New York Times hacks.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
That's GGRRRREEEAATTTT!
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
He is calling it 'The Alex Jones Act'.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Russian asset says what?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Good! Too soon?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Weak.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Somewhere, he is in a 6' x 8' cell with Andre the Giant, who was just supplied, an endless supply of baked beans.
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I was eighteen, living off the land in this beautiful valley for a year and a half. I built a house out of bamboo from this patch. Hard time finding twenty-footers at that time. Look what a few decades later, I visited them, as they had kept me dry and comfortable, at base of wettest spot on Earth
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Once again, Fox selective editing.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
Where did they take her for lunch, 'Bribe-in-a Box'?
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA, if you are listening.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
What could be better? A cameo of Stephen Colbert, popping into frame, saying 'Fuck you Trump'.
Dallas Smith (@handofsteel.bsky.social) reply parent
You do know we are talking about South Park...Trey and Matt right? Speaking, as someone who worked on 'Team America World Police'