A small group of industry 'leaders' exposing their company and investors money to absurd levels of risk? Luckily, the dot com bubble and 2008 financial crisis have already proven this could never happen.
"Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence."
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A small group of industry 'leaders' exposing their company and investors money to absurd levels of risk? Luckily, the dot com bubble and 2008 financial crisis have already proven this could never happen.
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
I want to see owning a Cybertruck become a fireable offense across the world.
I like how he uses the word subtract in the last sentence to make it sound like theres some math or stats behind his conclusion. If you prefer the vibes of being surrounded by crypto bots, porn bots and white nationalists on X, then just say that.
Stage 1: Bluesky is a joke and doesn't exist in any functional way Stage 2: Bluesky is real, but it's irrelevant Stage 3 : Bluesky is bad and you shouldn't read or follow anyone there Stage 4: Bluesky did 9/11
"My pants had been torn off and dragged away by a dog that passed by prior to the police arriving. A young woman in the vicinity was assisting me in finding them at the time when a powerful wind also removed some of her clothing"
It's difficult to find the time to read the constitution between photoshoots when you're a busy NYT editor.
Pritzker: "We don't want troops on the streets of American cities. That's un-American and frankly the president ought to know better. This one doesn't seem to. He hasn't read any books. He doesn't seem to understand the Constitution or the laws."
"What if we took the concept of pop-up ads, but we gave them physical form and had them harass our customers IN PERSON??"
Jake Tapper hardest hit
Why dont we all just shit in RFKs drinking water? Problem solved.
I just read statements like "we're just focused on doing the work to deliver personal superintelligence" as *fart noises* now.
I'm a CEO and 95% of my work is now done by AI: Here's why I still deserve to be paid 500x the salary of an average worker in the same company.
"I can't admit I'm wrong. Only liberals and gays do that"
Seems indicatve of a sick society to me
"Thank you for that testimony Mr. Kennedy, now if we could move on to the next part of your HHS confirmation hearing"
Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who chose to break into an unauthorized area during an insurrection against the repeated warnings of law enforcement. She ignored those warnings and got killed through no one's fault but her own. She was a traitor. She doesn't deserve full military honors.
I'm sure I've seen the 'cut yourself off from the world' model somewhere else before...
A state where even a police chief can be a murderer (who is then allowed to escape by prison guards). I guess the national guard is too busy litter picking in DC to help them out.
I thought the X "for you" page was just "here are some posts from Elon-approved Nazis that we want to show you"
Lets see how the healthcare system works out with Obi-wan Kennedy in charge. I'm guessing not great.
Cracker barrel changing their branding got more media coverage that this will. Kids are being killed in school and half the country and media doesn't care. Just like they dont care that terrorism is majority caused by right wing crazies inspired by MAGA talking points.
Want to keep losing elections? Keep doing this shit.
From rutube to rubetube
Nothing that can't be fixed by *checks notes* wasting millions of dollars to deploy the national guard on litter picking duties in DC.
Only those who hold over $10k worth of Trump memecoins in their solana wallet will be able to access the GDP figures on the blockchain
The only way to increase leathality is with more leaf blowers
Man with golden hair and vacant stare presented with golden chair and golden share
Nationalize it and let Lara Trump run it. I want to see Thiel crying live on TV.
Every world leader should set their ringtone for when Trump calls to the crazy frog
Crackhead barrel
Is he a British version of Ross Douthat or something?
Might submit an application for 'Hugh Jazz' to work at ICE in the next few days. If I get any money, I can always donate some to lawyers fighting ICE.
What's your bet for next grift after AI grifting ends? Quantum or something else?
If you are a democrat sending funding emails and you aren't bringing this kind of energy to the fight, dont expect people to open their wallets.
The gas coming out of fart coin? Sounds like everything is as it should be. If you are looking for a fart coin with greater liquidity, you should be putting your money into shartcoin.
Who/what is going to sort it out and through what mechanism are my questions, and I don't see an answer. It's going to take a sustained mass movement to undo the fuckery going on now and the window of time to act is closing.
Feels like hes channelling dril through some weird energy portal sometimes
This is why I can’t quit the internet🤣🤣🤣
We call these articles of impeachment. They were originally invented by George Washington during his 18th presidency.
The 10th Amendment says that states have broad latitude to set their own laws. Donald Trump says states are just agents of the federal government. For busy textualist, originalist judges, it can be hard to know who to trust.
They can grow the GPUs next to the bananas using a special crop rotation system.
Someone send this to Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer and tell them to start paying attention.
Trump's splotchy hand and swollen ankles raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.
He's going to end up getting the shit kicked out of him by a 15 year old girl just like big balls.
I like what Newsom is doing. I like what Pritzker is doing. I like what Mamdani is doing. We need all hands on deck NOW. We can worry about the presidential race LATER. Once we secure its relevance.
Maybe he thinks the first 40 in the '40 under 40' in Fortune magazine refers to the number of memoirs published.
Let's see... - Hegseth as defense secretary, - RFK as HHS secretary - Linda McMahon as education secretary - Kash Patel running the FBI Enjoy the next 3.5 years of leadership free from 'communities of experts and their ideological biases'. Seems to be working out great for the country so far.
Stupid woke liberals and their food intolerances, smh.
When the cause of death matches the name.
When you forget to wash the batter off your hands before you go to work.
First challenge coin to be released on the blockchain as a memecoin
The dank ages
This is why Ukraine can win. Russians attack apartment blocks and churches, a terrible crime but also stupid and a waste of resources. Ukrainians are so much smarter at choosing where and when to attack.
"I personally saw a number of big strong men with tears in their eyes come up to him and say 'sir, you are a perfect gentleman in all aspects of life and always treat women with respect'"
Looking forward to "We have to destroy the constitution to save the constitution"
Curious to see what senate Republicans have to say about this. Maybe a 3 out of 5 on the Susan Collins concern-o-meter
People say oligarchy, but seems like some form of tech-feudalism with the 'Space-x city' where Musk gets to set his own rules. Then there's the pollution he's dumping into the air where his data centres are. Zuckerberg bought 11 houses and is building some kind of compound as well.
One step closer to AI bubble popping season...?
Cop: You're breaking the law. Me: No sir, merely a gambit, haven't you read Politico? Cop: Well ok, but be careful next time.
They call it the take tax. Many people are saying it's the strongest and most beautiful of taxes.
Any minute now... you just need to know how to read the charts
It might be in the "please Mr. Trump, i'll say anything you want. Just dont force me to pay for and make another film about someone from your family" bucket
I'm bad for your elfs, I come real stealth.
A truly pisstoric day.
Glanced at his shirt and saw 'true defective' for a minute there and thought "well I'm glad he's finally being open about it"
"Before we get to our pitch deck, I would like to show you this video as an introduction to our company." *plays the Cardi B WAP video*
Oh no. Zuckerberg wasting billions of dollars on an ill-conceived and poorly thought-out project. Surely it couldn't happen again?
Now he's just Teletubby Trump.
The Cybertruck of Russia
Well, if this doesn't perfectly encapsulate support for the modern GOP.
Add 90 year olds to the list of things that the right is afraid of, along with anyone who isnt white, women, gays, trans people, renewable energy, abortions, children in gaza, taxes, NATO, mail in voting, atheism, Obama, non-Christian religions and reading.
Another short-lived fever dream from the khole that expired when Musk found out it would require work and giving partial control to other people to achieve anything.
Looks like someone will be having a busy day.
So Lutnick will onshore all the iPhone tiny screw jobs by putting tariffs on the raw materials for the screws and the tools that are used to do the screw tightening. This is like a multi-level marketing scam of shit decisions where each action destroys the previous idea (which was stupid anyway)
Would be funny if Maduro got hold of the Epstein files and released them as revenge.
"Stable genius"
Many people are saying it's the best imaginary deal, a beautiful deal that exists only in the mind of a stable genius who thinks windmills cause cancer and bleach cures covid.
rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat
"Well, if the wallet inspector said it, it must be true"
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
