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Incredible scenes in Genoa, Italy as 50,000 people join a procession to bid farewell to the boats joining the Global Sumud Flotilla to Gaza. Over 50 boats from 44 countries, loaded with 100s of tons of food aid, have set sail to Gaza to attempt to break the Israeli siege. (đ¸ Hidden Palestine)
I used to make a point of cutting through the lobby on especially hot or cold days. Wondrous space.
ngl, Rosanne Barr did nothing wrong (that time)
Listened to a whole ass NPR story where they interviewed the public spokesman for the Gaza Humanitarian Fund. They're working real hard to feed the people the thing that happened happened to folks.
Computers don't just take over shit all the time in movies
Now that I think about it, he's really on the peace prize thing. Absurdly so, even for him.
Correction, 57 floors. Still long time.
One lonely Sunday at work I had to go to the bathroom and the one near the free food break room was on the 97th floor. So I walked into the stairwell and realized I forgot my key card. God I had to go. 97 floors is a long long time to hold it
At first I assumed he bounced around like a pinball in the back of a limo. Like that lady with the bummer bone condition in The Beach.
I do this as a New years resolution from time to time and when I inevitably fall off the wagon at work Diet Coke hits me like Popeye's spinach. For days. Then it's back to the "need this to be awake" grind until next year. Helluva drug.
In retrospect, Obama should have pulled a Meigs Field on Gitmo. Just abolish it. They were going to call him a Muslim terrorist anyway.
The way Gitmo immediately became partisan and a source of GOP "quiet part out loud" sadistic fantasies hasn't been fun to watch
Like pick up a normal ass book wrong.
Baffled by 4k likes there. It's just dumbass wrong.
I love a Scooter Libby reference cuz I'm old. So old.
Pretty standard thing for an American President to tell Israel to simmer the f down and stop making us look bad (until Biden came along).
Seems inevitable to me that the gang of weirdos he's surrounded himself w will do something weird to his body. Dunno what, but it will be very dumb.
Beautiful 1860s Victorian butterfly, which was used to store small packets of sewing needles on the underside of the wings. This was a collaboration between a London-based drapers company and a sewing needle manufacturer. On exhibit at Tatter Blue, a Brooklyn textile museum. IG tatterbluelibrary
I've always been dissatisfied with the Democratic party cuz imma basic commie, but I (and most of the people I know) voted for them anyways. It's insane to me how they're now on track to not just dissatisfy everyone but take positions that make literally everyone hate them.
There was that time in 2016 when he savaged Jeb! on the debate stage by calling out the WMD lies and told him his family's wars were a stupid failure. That was pretty awesome.
I was around a lot of French business students when I was in college and they were utterly appalled at the "child-like" math skills they saw in the classrooms. Made them doubt whether or not they were at a real university. So this is much worse.
This âexplicitâ is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. Itâs not ambiguous.
Feels like this should be one of those Jezebel lists. Pretty sure Jezebel would have a more level headed take tho.
Can we please reset to here or thereabouts. It wasn't great at all, but please. youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8?...
There's comedy potential in what the crowd of dopes he's surrounded himself with will do with his body. Probably manage to desecrate his corpse in some incredibly stupid way.
The power of his infinite resentment will fuel hell to a degree nobody's ever seen before. Possibly the greatest upgrade ever, people will be saying.
A CA friend of mine made fun of me for having one of those rental bike memberships. "Those look so stupid." I guess? It's something I literally never thought about until that moment. It's just another convenient way to get around Chicago, not a badass bike to brag about.
Remember when he got COVID? Your phone will explode when it finally happens
I'd bet real money that less than one in a hundred American mass shooters could have built the doohickey used to assassinate Shinzo Abe without blowing their own hands off. Guns are dangerous. Have some fing standards
I've been in a Bernie cycle most of my adult life. In 2003 it was Matt Gonzales vs. the rich kid.
He's very rich, presentable and in the right place.
The RETURN vibes are so much stronger when you throw in George Plimptom. Maybe Sony needs to hire Stephen Frye
Ah. States' rights again. Obligatory observation that every accusation (ever) is a confession.
Your cat can see ghosts
I think they need different motivational posters in the office.
Operation Phoenix (death squads)
Was just losing my mind over an NPR story about "processed foods." They clear up what they mean by suggesting "potato chips and soda" but THAT'S NOT WHAT RFK's TALKING ABOUT! It's the same sane washing Trump gets when an insane racist rant is about policy.
You know he's been telling this joke for 30 years
Lol. You know Microsoft is worried it invested a ton of money in the Titanic when its CEO starts desperately content farming to drive hype toward its shit product.
Update: it got funny again
I had one of these as my PC sound system and THE FEEL
For the first half it seemed too obvious what he was doing, but then I thought "welp, never seen a movie try this before" which goes a long, long way towards keeping my attention. Also, totally onboard w Javier Bardem the God who just does what He does. Things are just like this.
Wonder who moved all that poppy. The Taliban banned it again after we left.
Trump must have wanted to slap him so bad.
From the outside it sure did seem like there was a malignant joy in covering Farage. Big story for the sake of big story.
All that anticipation of the inevitable blowup between Musk and Trump came down to Trump having the sense of purpose and attention span necessary to wait until Musk unraveled on his own.
If only he had got into this a year ago we'd literally have half our government capabilities intact.
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Isaac Chotiner interviewed Biden's close friend and last ambassador to Israel, Jack Lew, and in the interview Jack Lew explicitly defends Israel killing children. Lew's defense of this is so offensive that Isaac Chotiner interrupts him twice and then says outright that he's wrong.
"You can't stop me!" the car and the country.
If cats would up their game beyond "no" we'd talk about nothing else.
I hope he seeks solace from one of the suicide bots
I think every place should aim for something as cool as Chicago or just go for maximum goofiness
The guy that designed this ⌠also designed this
They died doing what they loved
This distracts from Mamdani's lack of realistic, bipartisan policy proposals
Big Freedia, Azz Everywhere
Never got over how Riker met Famke Jansen and then immediately took a long holodeck break.
Hard to exaggerate how common the "America should be run like a business" sentiment was for about a generation. It was the ultimate dumb guy's critique of absolutely everything. Ross Perot upset the 1992 election hammering on it.
Anyone else's first memory of Trump his Trump Steaks TV commercials? Even as a kid I was baffled by his appeal. Steaks, only at the Sharper Image store... Why would anyone want that? So odd.
As it stands they already were happy to leave the market over liability lawsuits a generation ago. To the extent they're still in it's because there's a federal mechanism to deal with those claims. Guess what RFK jr is going after right now.
The baby goat video you all needed! đđ #bluesky #animals #goats
[lighting a prayer candle so Pritzker doesn't start posting AI memes]
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
Especially damning given we all know by now that every accusation is a confession.
Amazing Mandani ploy. Counter "this place is grinding insecurity and violence" with "let's go outside and have fun cuz it's something awesome we've got to work with here."
The last bastion was student protests but we saw how that went over the last few years
It's really hard to tell when the Brits talk about their downward spiral politics without some proper nouns in there.
So glad these people are running the country www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
One of the coolest things about Twitter was the Caltrain hashtag that allowed the riders to let each other know when a train was delayed. Before that we'd just sit on the tracks or at a station cuz Caltrain (understandably) couldn't tell us what was up.
I genuinely think he wants to shake down trade partners one by one but is too stupid to comprehend the galaxy scale of global supply chains.
My office looked over a blind curve on the 101/84 and I watched accidents happen all week long. Hell, despite knowing about it, I almost crashed in the same exact spot on a few occasions because it's just so hopelessly dangerous.
The only problem I ever had w Caltrain was when someone committed suicide or crashed on the tracks (because we're a 3rd world country that hasn't separated rail from other traffic). But that's just a long ass sit as opposed to the snarled MAYHEM of the Bay area 101.
Did see at least one real life lady who thought we were having a moment when I wished her a Merry Christmas instead of the hateful insult that is Happy Holidays. It was a looney moment for me so I was kinda jazzed to hear her rant.
just in our national Jesus Take the Wheel era
Have they messed up Google Maps yet? That thing's way too useful to survive this bs.
Twitter doesn't make money
Cool. It's that baseball bat kid! He's awesome.
There weren't a ton of busy body dummies rambling about demons infiltrating pop culture. Nope. That sort of tediousness wasn't a thing.
They just wanna use the n word and everything involved w that.
Apparently there are people who really enjoyed playing "count the signs" when they were kids.
The Smiths used a photo of Terence Stamp on set of 'The Collector' for the cover of their single "What Difference Does It Make?" released Jan 16, 1984.
It was funny as hell when Batman beat him with a sink tho. Didn't that happen?
I think this is right. Reactionary centrists want an endless stream of Sista Souljah moments, a Democratic party that denounces and scolds its own base until the annoying language goes away. Not only is this impossible, it is electoral suicide!
Did God not want him to see his 90s or something?
Nobody actually uses those words except right wingers bitching about people using those words. Quite frankly I think y'all use them so much that you're sincerely annoying yourselves at this point.
Always fun to see the face of a GOP guy who knows he's in the bad timeline. McCain wins in 08, Romney ...
Genuinely building them FEMA camps, just as they fantasized them.
The way they rage about stuff I don't think about is crazy, but it's just a breather between their malignant moral panics. Gotta put that energy somewhere until they hit on trans or DEI or processed foods.
I could have done with a little less "I Melt With You" in my life.
I would've brushed my teeth.
Where rain go?
Carton of cigarettes and Starbucks gift card
I'm so glad Diego Luna got a whole badass series to show (not tell) why his character was so cranky and conflicted. Here's hoping