Can't we just win the local talent competition that's offering the "Angel Investor" grand prize?
I see the snow I am not surprised that the snowflakes are white I will be astonished if they are not also overwhelmingly male He/him
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Can't we just win the local talent competition that's offering the "Angel Investor" grand prize?
"We can't possibly find a better candidate. Mostly because we're too lazy to look." FIFY
I would Google "is leprosy contagious?"
With them fighting through the tears and snot, it'd be hard to understand what they were saying at first, I bet
"Those two gentlemen on either side of him are his closest personal friends. Those ropes attaching his arms and legs to theirs are just 'the ties that bind.'"
Representation matters
I've got almost 20 years on him, and the only good thing about his wretched existence is that I don't look that old.
vibes say "yes"
And guaranteed if you mist the bathroom mirror the next morning it will say "...And you now have the clap"
What an interesting question that everyone already knows the answer to.
To be fair, you can't see the brain worm but you can see the effects. Even at a distance.
"Who do you want to be marginalized by, 'allies', or enemies?" Pick better allies. Can't find any? Be one. And this isn't how you do it.
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"What if this thing that I communicate with because I want to bone it has feelings?" is a thing that these fellas could apply more generally, and maybe with better results.
"The President, afraid of everything, brings a style of leadership that ensures that everyone else is also afraid. He wouldn't have to do this, if it weren't for 'woke.'"
If he did, they would already be working on replacing the rotting meat sack at the Resolute desk
If you're against "manufactured controversy," you should probably have a quiet word with this poster (I think everyone would appreciate the silence): bsky.app/profile/fuli...
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Two bucks says he's written the entire Epstein files on there
How much to the rest of that team hate Vance, is what I'm wondering.
Two bucks says he sticks a "D" into the ICE logo so he can point to it and say, "I'm Dean Cain, Everyone!" and looks at everyone with the hope of any glimmer of recognition
How about a "do better" test? You can go right ahead and start us off.
"Well, that settles it!" — guy for whom it was settled when he realized months ago he's on the cusp of being able to shout the n-word in public again
Slip him a "WAS TRUMP EVER RIGHT" hat, he probably wouldn't notice
I don't see any men in this video.
Equal representation for both Cracker and Barrel. Perfect.
Not this fucking guy.
"Drugs are bad, m'kay?"
Gotta check with dad. Sorry, Vlad. Either way.
"Dude that spends every Saturday buffing his truck that never carries anything but himself and his fading hopes of finding a woman who likes him" energy
I wouldn't be surprised if 30% thought that. I would only be a little more surprised if it were 50%.
"Throw yourself on it as if it were a grenade, and eat it." ... ... ... "No, Duane. Do not eat a grenade."
It's possible that a lot of otherwise functional sarcasm detectors are gonna misidentify this as a real opinion
COUNTERPOINT: They are still full of shit.
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The precise location of Mr. Trump's lips on Mr. Putin's butt was Top Secret/SCI, and will be available on a banner pulled by a plane over DC later today.
Years ago, heard one late at night in the backyard, went to the dark window to listen. It stopped, then a few moments later started up again, very loudly and right next to the window. Must have been an owl that brought it into a tree next to me. I jumped, and not just a little bit.
I'm sure he said it, while making a jerk-off motion with both hands.
The real threat will always be the more polished, smarter, more devout, less obviously criminal person that uses a similar playbook to get elected.
Sounds like he needs another drop from his caddy to have a better shot
My wife and I, after listening to an online dictionary pronunciation and sharing confused looks, have agreed that we do not, and will never, accept "dewer". THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
evergreen
there it is...very good
hey there could have been dangerously sharp cheddar on that sandwich [insert "not all heroes" sub joke I can't quite get to]
"These swastikas probably don't help, either, but who can say?"
maybe they have lice, that can be itchy but unrelated
It must be exhausting, going through life that terrified all the time
Misled Zeppelin
oh thank god I wasn't the only one getting these ads. I mean, I get it, but I was like "it can't just me me, right?"
huh, I was thinking short-shorts with "DERANGED" across the butt but your suggestion is probably better
Many might best be referred to as "oldies," which would at the very least be true.
Not a lawyer, but this all day long: We can do a history lesson later, how can I help you right now?
The little wave of joy that rushed over me when I read that was quickly erased by reality. But it sure was fun while it lasted.
Well, either nature or nurture have a good shot at creating generational assholery, so I understand the pitch
"Good thing they aren't critical to business and manufacturing, right? Right? Guys?"
PRO TIP: always ask the person with the most broken moral compass.
This hill you are dying on is pretty dumb.
On the other hand, he won't be around to read it
putting a brain-eating worm in there is cruel poor thing's gonna starve
"Be kind, wash your behind" can be translated as "Don't be mean, keep your caboose clean"
I guess if they allow common crossword clues, people could circumvent the standard answers and get to genius by, you know, knowing things. Nobody wants that.
Hey, hearing all of your Thomas Kinkade plates rattling on their stands for 3 seconds in the china cabinet can be quite unsettling, especially if it happens more than once a decade.
Just. Fucking. Stop.
Made me remember that Paul Ryan exists, and then I threw up a little in my mouth
We Odyssey if we can make that happen.
We just arrived in Chicago to move my kid here for graduate school and I regret to inform everyone that we were immediately waylaid and are currently deceased. because of woke
how the hell does he get pillowcases on pillows?
...and the butterflies will still be able to drink from their eyelids. Not sure what that means, economically, I just thought it was a neat factoid.
It was going to be Rutter's, because I think the Rutters are from York, as he is. But I realize nobody knows what Rutter's is.
My working theory: bsky.app/profile/inef...
If you don't think about it too hard, "alive" is a pre-existing condition, and eventually leads to death. If you don't think too hard about much else, you may have a future at The NYT
my fav bit is where the dude switched off comments on his skeet once he realized he was getting absolutely pummeled by unforeseeable things like logic and facts
This was far-and-away the "Best Sounding Worst Idea of the Election Cycle"
I wouldn't probably mind so much if the people responsible got high on their own supply of CO2. It is all-natural, after all.
"It's in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls's front porch"
Yeah, down was down, up was up. Those were some crazy times!
"AI will solve everything" is a great shortcut for "I'm not thinking very hard" and it's a real time saver. I thank you.
tbh it's pretty late for his demographic, he's lucky any of them wake up from their after-dinner nap
Each and every institution should send the bill to Columbia
He knew it felt good. So good.
Privacy in public. Privacy. Public. Privacy. Public. PRIVACY. PUBLIC. Read a goddamned dictionary.
Sounds like beryls of fun (but any further attempts to mine this theme may be in vein)
Mica-nda guy.
Gneiss one
Hey, but congrats to Gregory — finally getting to experience what it's like to be in the minority
"I care what Cillizza thinks" — Nobody. Absolutely nobody. The void of space doesn't even care. Don't wonder why nobody takes you guys seriously — it's because you blow. not for nothing: I loves me a good ratio
"My client would like to remain alive, and hopes the DoJ will find that position acceptable."
"Yinz can pry yinz from my cold, dead mahth." — all of SW PA, in acrimonious unison
As soon as I read the original post, I shouted "...because he did not know what Deuteronomy was!"
100% agree, but I will take the opportunity to sharpen my "washing up on shore" skills. You never know.
Lucy holds the football, Charlie Brown kicks her in the teeth
Probably thinking "exclusive" like a private jet or a secret sex island or something I'm just spitballin'
- shits all over the place, expects "the help" to take care of it - can dial 911 to alert ICE to the presence of "the help"
- it's a white dog - barks about other people getting any kind of assistance when it has food, shelter, and security provided freely - has no idea how the government is supposed to work, just keeps barking - humps photos of DJT
If you get a government contract to be a training subject for ICE dogs, you can get it chewed off AND get paid for it. Think it through.
That's not a dog whistle, those are buzz words
It might be the start of a little poem they could be working on: "The First Amendment shall apply, Though sadly, not at night. The Second Amendment lets you buy A gun, if you are white. Don't Mess with Texas!"
