How will it unfold when Trump orders Johnson arrested on fabricated federal charges?
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How will it unfold when Trump orders Johnson arrested on fabricated federal charges?
He’s crazy enough to go out like Goebbels
Has he EVER posted simply GOOD NIGHT?
No alcohol for more than 36 years and there are STILL family members offering me a drink at holidays
He hasn’t said a thing. He’s had posts but he hasn’t said anything.
Yeah but don’t you feel that blanket of warm safety being pulled over you when someone paints over a rainbow crosswalk that affects them in no way whatsoever?
How could anyone be unhappy about this all American girl all American boy Lifetime movie in real life? Love is beautiful man
It means the fix is in and we’re screwed
All I know is it will involve diarrhea and denial
You can catch the ball, score the TD, obviously have control, but when you hit the ground the ball hits the ground and really doesn’t move, but it’s a drop. What?!
I’d say this was more of a catch than the UT one for sure
Same here it’s like “who do I despise less?”
Didn’t know who I wanted but my irrational hate for Clemson finally exceeded my irrational hate for LSU so I’m good
Death?
Anyone actually see him on the course? I’d recognize that lousy swing anywhere
Union member for 48 years
There. Is. Always. A. Tweet.
With a side of brainworms
He’s doing that “mouth hanging open I can’t get enough air” type face going
They may be the greatest deadpan comics in history altogether in one group
Hopefully RFK Lite is in charge
Of course getting out around Flag Day wasn’t too swell…
Watching Game Day and Coach Corso just articulated my teaching philosophy as “leaving pieces of you behind.” I always said “my students are messages I send to the future,” but it’s a very similar take.
This is why I loved teaching geography. I always showed them the map I grew up with, and then a globe for real sizes, and then taught them why the maps were made the way they were, and who benefited from it.
Im not sure there’s anything more dangerous than stupid people—who don’t know they’re stupid—with such incredible power
My theory is he died a long time ago and no one can tell so he just keeps showing up
Well at this rate we can expect a plague of locusts or frogs any day now
Wresting control of the Fed, and ultimately eliminating it, is part of Project 2025, and we see its early stages
Dog understands front loading for a bigger payoff
Money is laundered through the NRA and dark money PACs.
Taught 37 years. Classrooms need two doors. 🤷🏻♂️
So when you zoom in and look at the racket strings, they are the exact same colors as the colors of her face. Is this lighting or editing?
Start making a list of GOP pols who have strange baggage and rumors, and a list of those who kowtow to trump the most. It’s the same list; Trump has exceptional access to kompromat.
Yeah no good deed goes unpunished. I was good with the so-called “bad” kids so I sometimes had more “bad kids” than some teachers had kids!
Next time, to save characters, she’ll substitute “black police officer” with just one word
“The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death” is a real title and after all these years I’m so happy to share this fact
Someday we’ll rehearse social interactions in our Sensobooth before big dates
He’s been self medicating for more than 60 years, but others do not deserve relief. Maybe if he was better medicated we wouldn’t be in danger.
And the ellipses stands for A LOT of tiers.
We’re all (know it or not) at the “what am I willing to give up?” stage and most of us are still milling around in the bottom tiers. Descending order: My life? My family? My home? My relationship? My freedom? My friendships? My standing? … My vacation? My weekend? My evening? My morning?
I was a teacher in a large urban district for 37 years so I can be trusted on this: you DO NOT want armed teachers. If I had a 20 page character limit and 8 hours I could BEGIN to tell you why not.
It’s not like he could make a buck or two selling all of our SSNs… Oh wait
And they’re mystified to see you do something like repair drywall. They think you’re mystical cuz you can work with your hands
Temu President
Yes full of 🤡s—we should all be deathly afraid
Why do you think so many people fear 🤡s?
They’re the kids from Glee 🤷🏻♂️
There. Is. Always. A. Tweet.
Ohio, West Virginia, South Carolina, etc. sending National Guard units. It’s not like we have natural disasters and shit for them to help with except constantly
Talk about the epitome of “I didn’t sign up for this”
“I don’t remember this in the brochures”
“Our ancestors were kicked out of all the decent countries”
People gotta realize that most of these guys haven’t gotten over that really bad wedgie they got in 8th grade and people are gonna PAY
Well he’ll say 1/15 as much since he reduced it 1500% 🤦🏻♂️
So we’re going to collect varied amounts from each person due to tariffs, and then give each person the exact same amount? I can’t put my finger on it but this reminds me of something. Next they’ll be pushing for state control of American corporations. 🤣 Nah it’ll never happen.
Best. Kompromat. Ever.
I came to the comments to find comments from Irish and Scottish BlueSky followers, as well as all the other brilliant raconteurs out there. Well? 😊 We need a laugh badly
“What am I willing to give up?” Descending order: My life? My family? My home? My relationship? My freedom? My friendships? My standing? … My vacation? My weekend? My evening? My morning? I keep moving up the list but I’ll admit I’m still pretty far down there
Always has an employee in line at the trophy store that churns out cheap trophies for every kid.
HE ISN’T STUPID. Don’t be fooled. He’s intelligent and that makes him even more dangerous than Trump. He hasn’t told the truth since 2016 and he was already skating on thin ice then
Think “The Firm”
Saw one here in Central Ohio
I used to come home in costume and tell my kids I forgot to change and then let them tell everyone I was a teacher/fire fighter/mail carrier/superhero.
Her name could be UPick UPull
We do not need Obama 2.0. That probably seemed like the only way to get elected in 2008, be safe, but we need AOC and Jasmine Crockett out there raising hell and others to follow or leave politics.
There is an extraordinary correlation between a reliance on mostly small donors and the willingness to speak up, and vice versa
Why are all of these guys such terrible writers?
San Francisco 4/100k Houston 19/100k
Ribsy finding out people were upset with him when he beat up the bigger dog. He thought they’d be proud
Yeah I’ll go further and say in 200 years it will be offensive and old people will tell them why
When my teens is your antiques I need to have a a seat and ruminate
September 5 I’m not even watching I’ll be busy living my life
Which we used to call tenements
They could put literally FOUR of them in the footprint of an apartment and end up making more money
“Newsom calls for coup in 2026!!” Fox News
What time is rest period?
Lotta people who’ll pull the ladder up after they grt out
I’m 65 and I swear to god I could beat the man of steel(ing doughnuts)
🎯 Coretta Scott King speculated that if Malcolm had lived, he and King would have eventually forged a powerful alliance.
And coincidentally Lisa Cook just HAPPENS to be the FR Governor he attacks
I believe her. I mean, what does she have to gain by lying? Oh
Big day planned
It’s always projection with these idiots. They can’t conceptualize that not everyone is a scumbag like them, so it’s always What Would Hitler Do?
“The Decline and Fall of the American Empire”
Mansplation:she didn’t clean FOR ME, she didn’t cook FOR ME, she made me share time with the babies EQUALLY.
😳
She’s a criminal not a lunatic, of course she ate the chips first n
At this rate he could end up Sec of State
I’m gonna slot this in at #1739 of things about which I have zero effs to give.
My son calls that “ancient rock” 🤷🏻♂️
Weren’t they all “states’ rights” like two years ago? Now they’re sticking their noses in EVERYWHERE.
Don’t want to be disrespectful but I think you misspelled “punchable.”
I was a history major and a social studies teacher. When we read from primary sources written in the years before the civil war, we heard the same things we’re hearing from the GOP today. And we know how that turned out
I’ve been an atheist for more than 50 years. He better hope I’m not wrong.
How many of you automatically knew who I was talking about? How many of you are under 30 and have heard this about a YouTuber/gamer?
He always betrays
This is a snapshot of one of their primary problems: they hate change because anything that takes them out of their habits and patterns is inherently bad
The original answer was “to flee a predator” but NBC and Hansen sued for infringement with some bogus case and got a cease and desist so here we are
Stupid White Hippies has been suggested for a rock supergroup name and I think we need this, although we may not DESERVE it.
Lotta people who’ll pull the ladder up after they got out