JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's a more accurate headline from The Guardian:
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Here's a more accurate headline from The Guardian:
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That's not a hand, it's a ham hock.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Proving yet again that this Administration's immigration roundup was never about combating crime, but about abject cruelty and committing crimes against humanity.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem is that the MAGA faithful will believe every word Krusti Gnome is saying and MAGA news sources will not provide any fact checks whatsoever.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
ESPN+ = AM radio while driving in the mountains
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
I purchased ESPN Select just to watch this game. Missing the entire 3rd quarter is unacceptable. Subscription cancelled and credit card charge disputed. #ForksUp #ESPNdown
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
But the ads work just fine 😡
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
His mortal body has deteriorated to the point of no return, so he is being prepped to transition into an AI body where he can live and rule forever. The Supreme Court will be ok with this. 😱
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the AI investors should go to Costco and get a free box and sit in it. That might make them happy just like it does my cat.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
At least he acknowledged that his stormtroopers are criminals.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Comedy Central is going to be coming for Gavin's media management staff
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Steven Miller shall now be the face of Cracker Barrel. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
But if he had a mask on and a fake POLICE vest with that umbrella, no problem... nothing to see here.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Alex, I'll take milquetoast responses from Hakeem Jeffries for $300 please.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, it must be hard for him to step into Cracker Barrel with the other foot constantly up his arse.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Answer: People that think Cracker Barrel redesigning a logo is woke.
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JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
I always take the front license plate off of my car when I go in to vote to prove that it's me. I mean that's totally normal right?
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Rubio is full of shit and a brazen liar. EU leaders are coming with Zelenskyy to prevent bullying of Ukraine by Putin's proxy.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE is full of contracted, lawless, MAGA loving bounty hunters who are state sponsored terrorists. ICE must be abolished.
L.A. TACO (@lataco.bsky.social) reposted
Video shows the family fleeing after masked and unidentified men attempted to detain them and firing three gun shots at the passenger side door behind where the son was sitting. lataco.com/agents-shoot... By @afroxander.bsky.social Video via @ic4ij.bsky.social
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Zia Records in Phoenix/Tempe in the 80s was my place to discover new music. Tower was great too.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Tiffany needs a job.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if 20 years from now there will be a TV show in Germany about this time in US history called Hoagie's Heroes 🤔
AltAirForce (@altairforce.altgov.info) reposted
Hell yeah! 🔥 This is exactly the type of energy that we need right now!
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Behind a paywall, but here's the link: www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
First they came to disappear immigrants. Then they came to disappear students protesting against the Palestinian genocide. Now they are coming to disappear the homeless. Don't keep saying "it'll never be me".
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Fighting fascism one footlong at a time!
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I see. Antoni was just a curious bystander who happened upon the J6 insurrection. Sure...
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Next up for the US: The MAGA Enabling Act. Hitler used intimidation and force to ensure passage of the Enabling Act of 1933, preventing political opponents from taking their seats and detaining them in camps. German judges consented. The Enabling Act was the cornerstone of Hitler's dictatorship.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Coming soon: "Crime in DC is down 1500%!"
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Pauper & The Revolution
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
2,000 Maniacs
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Kilodeth
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
The Beach Bros
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Fleetwood Jr. Cheeseburger
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the Guardians Of Pedophiles (GOP) in Congress were deployed to protect the Epstein files. The National Guard was deployed to distract from the Epstein files.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
9 out of 10 couches disagree.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
FIRE!!!
Alt USAID/ USAID Forever (@altusaid.altgov.info) reposted
#AltCitizen 👏👏👏
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Wife wanted me to get five estimates. Not on my time, thank you. If the first two suck, maybe another two. I chose the guy who had a tablet to visually display all the options over the guy with a scratch pad and no printed materials who said he'd email the estimate. Both took 20 minutes.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Now at Columbia you can take great classes such as Constitutional Lawbreaking, Creative Tariff Finance, and Grifting 101.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE has no authority to arrest, detain, or deport U.S. citizens. Their own internal guidance states, “As a matter of law, ICE cannot assert its civil immigration enforcement authority to arrest and/or detain a U.S. citizen.”
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
I propose SCROTUM - Supreme Court Renegades Of The Undemocratic MAGAts
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
@wired.com Have you done any independent review of potential election machine tampering? The assertions, research, and conclusions in this article are interesting.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Think about the millions of PCs that get updated automatically when a security update gets pushed. A few thousand voting machines in swing states getting updated with malicious code doesn't seem too far fetched. Would love to see some independent verification of this story.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
No different than computer OS and apps auto-updating when online. Voting machines are offline on election days, but not always. Trump has been yapping about rigged elections for so long that we are desensitized. But we know after many years of his gaslighting that every accusation is an admission.
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
I hate sounding like them. But I can't stop wondering. Interesting piece:
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you guys roll up in Manhattan in front of Fox News studios?
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
"One person conditioned to rule and control The media sells it and you live the role Mental wounds still screaming Driving me insane I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train" - RIP Ozzy
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Weak sauce! He's already imposing tariffs on everyone. Nonetheless, I hereby demand release of the Epstein files since coffee beans will be going up to $20 a pound.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
What product can I get for failed democracy induced irritability and depression?
Gaby (@gabyblanco.bsky.social) reposted
#GEORGERETES #DISABLEDVETERAN #ARMY www.latimes.com/california/s...
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
EXCLUSIVE: Not only does an Excel spreadsheet of Trump mentions in the Epstein files exist, but so do training videos explaining how to flag the files for Trump mentions. Plus, the number of people who had access is larger than previously known. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-epstei...
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare… Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?
Senator Mark Warner (@markwarner.bsky.social) reposted
The Senate Intel Committee unanimously concluded that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. If there had been some Obama conspiracy, we would have found it. This latest lie is another sad, dangerous example of Tulsi Gabbard trying to rewrite history and erode trust in the IC.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
This doodling kerfuffle has made me wonder if JD Vance secretly draws pictures of couches.
Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 (@judiciarydems.senate.gov) reposted
Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, and Dan Bongino have made a mess of the Epstein files. It’s time to clear it up once and for all for the American people.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
CBS is the new home of Late Night with Stephen Miller. With Emil Bove as his sidekick and Whisky Pete Hegseth leading the J6 Kazoo Band.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Also addition by subtraction. Blazers are 20% tougher just because they ditched Ayton. Sweet guy, but not enough hustle and grit.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
No, you don't understand. The president sent Coca Cola a letter. The letter is the deal.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
It won't make a fucking difference. They are all compromised. I have a pile of dumb ass responses from my red state senators to prove that they want to destroy democracy and harm people.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." - Declaration of Independence, 1776
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." - Declaration of Independence, 1776
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you buy some spots and run this on Fox News?
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
democracy! 🤷🏼♂️ 🇺🇸
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Hoping we get an executive order banning Elmo from terrorizing Minneapolis parks.
Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted
These are the seven Republicans who voted to protect sex traffickers proving, once again, that the GOP is the Grand Old Party of Pedophiles.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Better figure out what time the VHS tapes for cameras at Ghislane's prison are switched out every night.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Imprison Steven Miller in a waffle cone of silence.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfollowing. Getting tired of the breaking news that never has a source and never materializes.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
The guy who's afraid of New York subways is now the head of the space program? Yeah okay, I guess that makes sense in bizarro world.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Betamax
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Maxwell Frost
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
"I know I just voted to rip away healthcare from millions of citizens in order to fund tax breaks for billionaires and explode the federal debt, but I don't actually feel good about it."
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
People... Have you not heard that Jeffries has a special Sword of Truth and Justice card? We'll be fine.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
It is now the Killing Us Bigly bill
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, that's some hard-hitting journalism from Tapper! There were so many head nods and yeahs that I lost count.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social)
Sometimes you have to take a break away from the daily insanity. I went on a long rural drive and stumbled upon these jazz EP treasures from the 1950s. #jazzsky
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
New Presidential Order: All prayers to God on the White House grounds must end with the phrase, "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow the money... bounty hunters, private detention center operators, Palantir (providing data on immigrants), etc.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
WATCH: “This is f*cking kidnapping! That’s not your badge… I do have a little bit of education… get the f*ck out of here, racial profiling is illegal…” A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
This has Stephen Miller's signature on it.
ProTip (AKA alt_localgov) (@protip.altgov.info) reposted
Dear LocalGov LEOs, Please be advised there are roaming gangs of kidnappers in your jurisdiction. When called to assist their victims, show tf up and cuff the kidnappers, not their victims. Think you can manage that, ffs, you gd chickenshit cowards? ❤️, LocalGov
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
It should scare the hell out of Americans that Jose Dildo Vance is one glorious cheeseburger away from the presidency.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting to see which way the wind blows
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling Dr. Feynman... clean up on aisle 5.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point SpaceX should just shift gears and become a weapons manufacturer. They have mastered the art of exploding.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
If Jesus returned and showed up In the US, the end time zealots wouldn't recognize him. He'd be shamed for being "woke" or Marxist, or would end up kidnapped by ICE and put in a concentration camp awaiting deportation.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
A Trump 2028 flag and a Russian flag?
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
100% agree with this assessment
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Blank check baby! Hope that doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Appropriate response questions for such a flawed statement... What are your sources? What is the public approval opinion of kidnapping non-criminal, legal immigrants and dumping them in concentration camps without due process?
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably best to start calling them concentration camps instead of detention centers.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
You know who has the authority to punish ND officials? The people of North Dakota. Vote out everyone who is opposed to ethics enforcement.
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
"The Senate confirmed Long on a 53-44 vote despite Democrats’ concerns...". How are you coming up with 44 Dems voting yes?
JazzSusuwatari (@jazzsusuwatari.bsky.social) reply parent
So soft @kenmartin.bsky.social