… oh god
A divorced dad from California raising two kids in Oklahoma in defiance of the rise of Republican fascism with his bisexual cowgirl girlfriend. Teacher, bartender, shiftless gadabout. He/Him.
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… oh god
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Glen Gary
Been prepping for years
What the actual fuck
Part of the reason im convinced so many US news publications are primarily ideological, rather than "motivated by ratings/clicks" is so few have pushed back in any way whatsoever against X and Meta throttling outgoing links.
What the heck that car is so tiny you could almost pivot it straight in from the side
Oh I’m saving this one
Jesus Christ cishet white women get your fucking shit together it’s goddamned embarrassing
Tabitha King: [busting into room] NO Tabitha King: [smashing record player] NO Tabitha King: IF I HEAR THAT DAMN MAMBO ONE MORE TIME Stephen King: i know, i know, you'll divorce me Tabitha King: NO STEPHEN Tabitha King: THE TIME FOR HALF MEASURES HAS PASSED Tabitha King: I WILL END YOU
This morning (9/1) at 8 AM feds pulled over a couple at 18th & Park NW. They smashed the window, dragged the husband out & arrested him. When a community member stopped to record they were grabbed & threatened w/ pepper spray by this piece of shit. @mayorbowser.bsky.social do you welcome this too?
I’m firmly of the belief that a wholesale adoption of electric vehicles would utterly revolutionize the small towns that got strangled out by the interstate system by re-introducing Americans to the concept of fucking stopping for an hour somewhere and spending time instead of 36 hour marathons
Like at best so far there’s the suggestion it *might* be happening in the data but it’s far too early to make broad conclusions
No no I’m pointing out that even if you were going to make the argument there’s a solid chance it would lag at least a year because international trips aren’t the kind of thing you tend to plan on a whim or cancel suddenly
I dunno, I’ve seen other numbers that have given signs of folk choosing to go elsewhere That said anybody who’s flying to america for a vacation this year probably started planning it last year so I imagine it’s gonna be a slower burn of an effect
I haven’t seen evidence that he capable of not being slack jawed with his mouth hanging open
The flaw in everyone who makes a Bluesky bad post is that they come to the conclusion that making the site better involves importing people with centrist politics to talk politics when the actual truthful answer is that we need less politics and more goofs but that’s difficult when the world sucks
Oh my god heck yes
Seriously. Three paragraphs that start with “yes he has” but the answer is “no he hasn’t”
Oh my god I’m not alone I honestly didn’t even question it, I was like “fuck yeah get that slut life… (the dead fish is a weird choice but I’m not gonna kink shame, you do you)”
Oh yeah, I was flipping through some old crappily printed pulp porn one time and I remember thinking “I could write a dozen cultural essays from the ads and little side blurbs alone”
“Activate shields and engage rear thrusters”
One thing about archivistry (archivism?) that I never thought about was something from an antiques roadshow- someone had like… circus tickets? And the expert said something like “there’s a class of things that are incredibly rare because they were once so common nobody bothered keeping them”
What’s baffling to me is that they somehow beat the right wing politicians yet their response was “let’s be more right wing”
If we’re doing another round of “this website will die without me” remember that scientists, i.e. people that actually know things are all coming here. If the choice is between them and column guys, people who know nothing but are good at being annoying, it’s a pretty easy pick
he uses “like a dog” constantly as an insult, even for things that dogs don’t do. No loyalty, no bravery, no kindness, no sweetness. When he calls someone a dog it’s because they cower and roll over. It’s very telling.
He hates animals almost as much as he hates people
You literally said “here’s a system with lower incarceration rates” and it’s literally systemized murder
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Lmao fuck you
Jesus Christ I thought you were exaggerating
I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field. There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.
Meanwhile the actual *news* pages of this piece of shit rag described mass deportations as an affordable housing plan
It’s at the Arbuckle mountains, where the highway bends as it goes over that pass. not really a town there, but it’s between Ardmore and Paul’s Valley, about halfway between OKC and the Texas border, right about where the Chickasaw Nation starts.
I spent an evening just enthralled by the art one time
Oh shit is this that crazy demon trench warfare game
*brought back
Oh god my daughter back lice from her summer day camp last year, what a shitshow that was
And a customer who has to wait fifteen minutes while their car charges is a customer who probably wanders inside and buys shit
Right? Like I bet you could stick 50 million in a fund somewhere and make enough additional income to fund like, every MA request on Bluesky
There’s a whole secret corner you can wander in where you find out what she’s *really* up to that I don’t think I found till like the third play through
There’s so many branching conversations in that game and random things to miss
Lmao great minds
Seriously that’s Jordan logo level potential
Oh man there’s a fried pie stand on I-35 in Oklahoma and mother of god they’re so good They do one with like sausage and potato and cheese and it makes me demand to know why Americans make so few meat pies
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All these shitheads are like ablative armor around him, we just have to keep going and burn through them all
Eh, I’ve been to weirder parties.
Oh yeah I’m talking about Burning Man I never went but I was friends with dozens of em in college and I learned real quick that none of those assholes get to borrow your camping equipment if you expect it to still be usable after
Feels like it would be… dusty
Here in OK there’s a single train, runs through the center of the state, and you can take it to Fort Worth. And that’s it.
AAAUUUUGH I’ll take a million sexy Wattos (Wattoi?) over this
Stole this but it’s mine now
AAAAAHHHHH
Lmao I fucking choked
He was speeding down the highway with a bottle of bourbon in one hand and dangling a baby out the driver’s side window with the other when he lost control and sideswiped a truck full of chickens
“right before the accident I had just stopped to help a dozen drowning puppies out of a pond.”
aye, tis the way, yarrrr
Omg this fuckin movie
The Taco Bell dog was a lady?!
Wow it sure would be impossible for someone to just give the answers they obviously want in order to foil this test Brilliant move
I’m keeping my “Matthew yglesias follower” labeler on though
It’s very silly but quite good
He does it so cheerfully and then shoves it in his wife’s bag He deserves a kick in the pants
Probably a society of simmering but repressed sexual urges that also had bodices and fancy dances and men in well-cut suits lends itself to it well
HAHAHAHA WE IDENTIFIED THE SHITHEAD
Holy shit okay off I go
Is… is this a shitpost or a real movie?
Counterpoint- if a loan word doesn’t accept a new phonetic spelling in the new language it forfeits the right to be pronounced properly
Yeah those guys are real diptychs all right
Not my bell, not my steeple
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Everybody else goes “where’s cheese” but my first thought was “no whore?”
Lmao someone who’s heterozygous fedora would be incapable of actually leaving though
“Well madame if sexting is not in your interests then I suppose I shall bid you a good day and good luck in your future endeavors.”
Yeah I was gonna say at least this seems like he handled it with a modicum of grace
Truly a tragedy of cosmic proportions
Yeeeeah I’m thinking that too We need to make sure we do this every time he goes quiet so he never gets a moment of rest
So I’m trying to get more involved in my local community, which, sadly, means I need a Facebook account I made one and followed some local friends and within twenty four hours it was suspended without an appeal for no reason given? What the fuck is going on over there?
Fucking amazing
Lmao you know they kicked his ass out of bed and rolled him in front of the cameras to head this off though
This feels like a twofer
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
I haven’t felt like this since that weekend he had Covid
She’ll find out when we do lmao
This is a hard question cause I feel like anybody who finds him will try and hide it as long as possible to seize power for themselves
Hahaha I lived through the big 89 quake the interrupted the World Series so like, when I was living in the south where the ground was soft and the bar would shake when a truck drove past everybody made fun of me for startling every time
Lmao oh man when it hit one time when I was working at the grocery store and the *whole building* went off was alarming as fuck I’m from California, I’m used to disasters with no warning where you’re either prepared or not.
Oh no
… even as someone in Oklahoma who absolutely has to get up when that tornado sound goes off I would 100% install this
“I guess we can get rid of the dolls if we move in” “Actually the dolls technically own the home. You’d be their tenants.”
Gonzo as psychopomp, I love it
Presumably a vivid premonition of his own eggy demise
Driver couldn’t see em cause of all the shit piled up. She had no idea what happened to her car. They couldn’t get help for her until she literally hit rock bottom. Then she kept like walking up to the nurses’ station and acting like she worked there.
She got her in a hotel room from being homeless and living in her car and she forgot where she was and ended up across town panicking and calling the police about her missing car, her pets got left in the hotel room for like two days. Eventually her car got towed with the animals inside.
My girlfriend worked for the community mental health center here. One of her clients had *severe* vascular dementia. Like, didn’t remember her after seeing her yesterday. But she used to be a nurse so she knew *exactly* how to answer questions to not get committed. It was fucking awful.
“End run” You mean “unconstitutional power grab”?
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
But those things only work if the election is *close*. It’s why they want to convince you voting is hopeless, because if you believe it then it becomes true