Russia tried to assassinate the President of European Commission Ursula von der Leyen by jamming her plane while landing. So far Europe has ignored the issue as to not give Russia the attention it wants and to quietly prevent themselves from reacting to this significant escalation by the Kremlin.
Today's a good day to learn Colbert found a new job. Hope it's a good one for everybody! #HappyLaborDay
Oh, it would be loud.
It was a kind of prayer.
A 1941 WPA road gang of migrant workers in New Mexico, many of whom were simultaneously working as farm laborers. Trump would have deported all of them.
(dirt)Bedminster! Let’s go!
Statement from Trump about his good friend Rudy Giuliani who was injured in a serious car crash on Saturday:
Everything is perfectly normal and fine. Nothing to see here.
Good one. Hear the one about the “patriots” screaming about democratic cabals of child blood drinking/trafficking satanists for years, fervor growing, until it became obvious that the central figure in their stupid movement is a child fucking pedophile. Crickets. Fuck off.
The first Black mayor of a tiny Alabama town has overwhelmingly won an election, four years after White residents locked him out of the town hall and refused to let him serve. https://cnn.it/4p0fkwn
M-orons A-re G-overning A-merica shorturl.at/Y5yPL
These fireworks aren’t going to light themselves, let’s go!
Fuck you, coach.
Donald Trump is once again threatening to issue an executive order targeting voting. This is an effort to subvert the Constitution and the 2026 election, which grants states and Congress but not the president power to regulate federal elections. If he does this, we will sue and we will win (again).
"'One of the things about people like Trump [...] is they like to accuse people of what they themselves are trying to do,' he continued. 'You’ve heard it said about Trump many times, every accusation is a confession.' "'Deep down, he’s a destructive force. Deep down, he wants to destroy,' he said.
This is the type of person Trump pardoned. He proudly asserts that they should have injured a US Capitol Police Officer worse than they did on January 6th (@sergeantaqgo.bsky.social) had to medically retire). But MAGA supports law enforcement? Seriously? Then show me by condemning this guy.
Call to Action: Mass protest at Washington D.C. on November 5th. Plan accordingly. #3E #RefuseFascism
That Trump and Trumpism are fascist doesn’t explain the sheer vandalism of unleashing mass murdering mayhem via RFK to replace medical/scientific institutions of immense value and prestige with medieval peasant superstitions. That is a criminal madness facilitated by but above and beyond fascism.
Trump did this
JD Vance on Donald Trump: “I’m a Never Trump guy. I never liked him. I don’t think he’s the person. I don’t think he cares about folks. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.” { ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social }
Where’s the dude with the robe and scythe? Hopefully the next one!
Mine neither. Not for lack of trying. Took them all to a game the past few years, so at least they get it.
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Welch: As someone who lives in a red state, let me just tell you what MAGA supermajorities get you. We're 50th in education. The worst in the whole country for women to live. We're poorer, worst health care. And if you look at the bottom ten states, they are all MAGA supermajorities.
You may already be aware of this. If so...it's good reinforcement: The President of Portugal branded Trump a RUSSIAN ASSET. Whether it’s true or not doesn’t even matter; what matters is this: world leaders see Trump as weak...compromised...and beneath respect.
I miss the old brand #CDC
My worst nightmare: Robert F Kennedy reads a bedtime story while Kash Patel stares at me.
We were warned by Washington, Lincoln and others. Now we must oppose this authoritarian regime, firmly voice our commitment to the Constitution and rule of law—and assert what it means to be American. www.americaamerica.news/p/its-villai...
BREAKING: A U.S. appeals court has ruled that most of Trump’s “reciprocal” tariffs...imposed under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act...are illegal...arguing that the president overstepped authority reserved for Congress. Tariffs stay in place during appeal.
Just in time for Taco Tuesday
The fun would be watching Chump's reaction to it. 🤯 #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
How is it decided which churches get this money? Can anyone apply or has that already been decided? Is there a process to ensure these huge checks getting handed out to pastors actually is spent for this purpose? Where is Congress?
You’ve made it!
It's ALL about TRUMP AND THE EPSTEIN FILES. #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
Naw, really?
She the dead terrorist with the hole in her neck? Yeah, fuck her rotten treasonous corpse. Figuratively.
I guess the grand jury thought it was funny
Word is Trump already has covert forces tucked away in Greenland. Think about that. While Americans are arguing over gas prices...he’s planting the seeds of a shadow empire on ice...proving Project 2025 isn’t just domestic. It’s global...and it’s moving fast.
Wonder if she knows that Donald rammed his slinky cock into children? Probably. Shame. Shame. Shame.
They were a sanctimonious bunch. I’ll take that over this every day, infinitely.
I never thought Anonymous would crank out the funniest pic of the moment. That’s hilarious.
The Battle of DC (2025, Colourised)
The onion’s in a pickle.
Quite the story arc. Too much to go into here but, yes, the other half of that generation has now had their moment and pushed them all into the dustbin.
I’m so fucking sick of reading, over and over, phrases like “beyond shameful”. No fucking shit, DO something or fucking inspire, or rock the goddamn boat. “Shameful, unbelievable, fascistic, beyond the pale”. If you have a platform, and platform, GO FUCKING HARDER AND AGGRESSIVELY.
Hilarious. But after all those 14 year olds, she’s not going to cut it for hubby. Make sure the jackrabbit has fresh batteries.
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
They had secured a fantastic, if uneven, legacy. Now it’s fucked and we need them to die off.
Shuler: Next Monday is not just Labor Day—it’s the start of Labor Week. Marches, rallies, and trainings: hundreds of thousands of working people coming together from this coming weekend to next, kicking off the single biggest year of action from now until next Labor Day
Shuler: Thirteen billionaires in one picture—four of whom now run agencies of our federal government. If you’ve ever met someone who says the word “oligarchy” is too confusing or too complicated, well, you can explain it with that one photo.
in other words—a man who is being politically persecuted by a country has to point out to the country currently persecuting him that he will be politically persecuted by the country that the country now persecuting him wants to send him to in order to be further persecuted
Whole lotta 14 year old DNA been washed off that old man’s cock.
you ever see a post like this and get this fuckin vertigo zoom in your brain to the streets of 1940 france where you'd hear this over a radio
DOGE employees at the Social Security Administration put the records of more than 300 million Americans at risk by creating a copy of the data in a vulnerable cloud computing server, the agency’s chief data officer said in a whistleblower complaint filed Tuesday.
Krasner: So, if what you have is a group of ICE agents, or even the military, coming into Philadelphia and committing crimes—assaults that are illegal, kidnapping, unlawful restraint, obstruction of the administration of justice—they can be prosecuted.
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Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day. Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day. It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.
What kind of cancer did you order? Oozing hand brain metastasis? Good!
Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding https://theonion.com/hummingbird-feels-like-fucking-idiot-after-seeing-other-bird-gliding/
Let’s all take a moment to reflect on how this just absolute alpha male sprayed on his hair for TV
Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
What a soft, juicy, sloppy cunt.
Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-hints-new-album-could-be-about-her/
He will always try to distract from his fucking of children. Fuck fuck fuck Donnie, hope it was worth it.
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
May 16
Hail spaghetti
This is the way …
My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.
They’re making fun of the media referring to Kilmar Abrego Garcia as a Maryland man as they threaten to send him to Uganda, a country where he’s never lived. They’re simply fucking vile.
A man who identified himself as a 20-year combat veteran was arrested after setting fire to an American flag in front of the White House – just hours after President Donald Trump signed an executive order pushing for strict penalties for desecrating the flag. https://cnn.it/3JrC3RP
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
“This is about the President of the United States and his complicit lackey, Stephen Miller, searching for ways to lay the groundwork to circumvent our democracy, militarize our cities, and end elections.” – Gov. J.B. Pritzker
Yup. He said it then Nutlick doubled down on it. America First!
Whatever works. I just can’t wait to vandalize his grave with millions of my closest friends.
Charlie’s a twat, of course he will.
Ukrainian's gathered in massive numbers to celebrate their independence and show the world they aren't backing down. These were the scenes from Kharkiv which gets bombed daily by Russia. The brave crowds sang and celebrated even as Russian troops attack just a few miles away. #3E #StandWithUkraine
US Trump regime, under the direction of JD Vance attempted to coup d'Ă©tat President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, after the "you didn't say thank you" White House ambush in March. The US tried to recruit Ukraine's UK ambassador Valerii Zaluzhnyi who told them to get fucked & rejected their calls.
Donald Trump turned a booming economy into a stagnant one in record time. His war on affordability and small businesses are having real impacts — from his chaotic tariffs to his job and economy-killing immigration raids. California will continue to fight back.
At day 270 of daily mass protests in Georgia, crowds unveiled a massive Ukrainian flag to show their solidarity and wish Ukraine a happy independence day. (📸 @rusudanjakeli) #3E #StandWithUkraine #GeorgiaProtests
Voldemort and you don’t really have to even squint. Trump’s not really creepy, just a prick. Stephen is goebbels level creepy.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer god please
Indeed. But in the end, few recall precisely the days January 30 (when Hitler became Chancellor), February 27 (Reichstag fire), March 22 (Dachau opened), March 23 (Enabling Act passed)—they just remember 1933. Likewise, everyone will remember 2025.
"If you are not nice to President Trump, he will bring the full force of the state down upon your life. If you are nice to President Trump, he will use the full force of the state to help you." There are words for this.
I don’t want to hear a single word about Democrats and socialism ever again. EVER.
Please be cancer please be cancer please be cancer please be cancer
The Bright Side: Welsh corgis from all over Europe go head to head in Vilnius races
No, most wars in human history were not resolved by the aggressor nation with an autocratic ruler still firmly in power voluntarily agreeing to stop after negotiations. But I suppose when you’re Vance and you’re all-in on being a Putin apologist, you will say anything.
He's such a good guy.
The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.
