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Chardonnay fuelled!
And he's a legendary golf cheater
Ssshh. Let them dig their holes!
MAGAranimals?
He's at a hospital getting his port installed.
He canceled golf. That's all you need to know
He's also a 15-year heroin addict. I don't understand why that isn't mentioned more. Yes people can recover from addiction, but they shouldn't be directing public health policy
I was just climbing Mount Everest and Donald j Trump ran by me wearing this exact outfit. He beat me to the summit. And then he snowboarded down the mountain.
Cheeto is answering questions that nobody is asking but everybody is wondering
I was wearing my four seasons t-shirt in Illinois last week and a table of old ladies waved me over to tell me that they loved my shirt.
Whenever I am presented with this question, I always go with the 15-year heroin addict as the source of scientific authority
I admire your work
I'm already seeing Weekend at Bernie's memes about Cheeto
They should send the national guard to Nancy Mace's house to make sure she doesn't vandalize it again
I am impressed with how quickly we've gone to Weekend at Bernie's
Also shot heroin for 15 years
Let's see his cankles. I think he has 3 months left.
I'm sure when he was shooting heroin he thought he was a scientist
Everyone should send him fake mail announcing that he's been nominated for the Peace prize.
Cheeto Hitler is never going to leave office voluntarily
"Show me your papers!"
He's the premier expert on heroin injection and bear carcass transportation. Prove me wrong.
Is she the dry one? Or is that some other Maga flat tire dude?
Make sure there's an oil pump in the logo
smug.
Check his browser history
Heroin addict. End of story.
I would love to see him explain what "mitochondria" are. 100% clueless heroin addict idiot.
Cheeto can throw $ at the terrorists. She's still dead.
Nice upkeep
Which god was it who was absent? Oh Jesus? Ok.
Check his browser history
Please don't stop! We lose when we give up
He really is the worst of the worst... aside from Cheeto
With all of the recent hand photos, I doubt Cheeto could even hold a handgun
Watch the Pee Wee documentary. It's terrific.
Well isn’t this lovely. Opera star sings Habanera (from Carmen) in the airport (?) What a terrific voice. #opera I don’t care if they’re staged, we need more profl free public #music and #art.
I'd like to misalign his chakra
It's always performative bullshit cosplay with these clowns
Over 3 hours of sycophants sticking their tongue up Cheeto's asshole.
Cheeto is so small-time that $900K actually registers with him
Cheeto Hitler
I hear the litter situation has been solved
Like a Star Trek episode, Cheeto Hitler must feed on praise and chaos
I think it's storage for his xxsml penis pump and Mexican Viagra. I look forward to the day when these goons are crying in front of a judge... begging for mercy because they were just following orders.
A new low from the President Cheetopuke Administration
He loves that picture because he still has hair in it
I'm available for celebration any time
Maga prefer to see a roided out heroin addict bench press shirtless but while wearing jeans
As in "The couch surrendered unconditionally"
Can the fat slob even open his eyes completely? The President of the United States is wearing a suit with no tie and a trucker cap. If you voted for this idiot you have debased this country significantly
Don't take this the wrong way but don't come here, Canadians... Or anyone else. Check back in 3 and 1/2 years good people!
I saw the Billy Bush bus tape. That's inappropriate enough.
I think the Chairman Trump picture might be doctored. This is what he looked like using his best words on the telly yesterday
His one elaborate hair
Pretty sure that's why the Maga hat was invented
Register to vote. Check that you are registered to vote. Get out and vote in November.
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Saw it in a theater in the middle of the day without any awareness of what it was about other than probably vampires. Kind of blew my mind.
Check his browser history.
Sadly taxpayers will foot the bill for these morons getting skin cancer
the showgirls pool scene
Look at his eyes. End of story. 25th amendment.
Fuck Chris Pratt.
They did whisk away the Israeli pedo in the dead of night
She's been found. She's in Ruzzia. End of story.
Is he drunk? He's wasted!
"Why you put small penis in horse face lady?"
Hamburger from Heaven. Please. This week? Please!
The music plays in my head
Laura Looner. Why is she ever mentioned!?
Well. This guy is now President in my book. Show Cheeto Hitler the door
Need to force-feed about 10 to Bobby the Bear Eater
It's all spray-painted polyurethane. Zero metal. Cheap and tacky AF
Perfect resting moron face
Must be "Be Nice to Pedos" year or something
Cheeto is a lumbering low-energy slob
It's spelled "Looner"
Mary Miller has a brain made of corn
We are number four. And I support secession.
Check his browser history
And the always required Viagra hits
Sold! Thank you for the suggestion. I recommend The Limey
I'm sure RFK Jr has an opinion
He's Pinocchio but with ears instead of the nose
The Limey
Probably a good time for Fox News to talk about Biden's mental status
But maybe he'll talk about Bella lugosi's junk?
Always all caps TACO when referring to TACO Cheeto. That way you can continue to enjoy delicious tacos
If erectile dysfunction had a face
Considering his constant TACO behavior, this meme will be reusable
I sure hope somebody can find them and leak them!
I used to go to Circuit City on the weekend in San Francisco with my roommates when we were hungover. They had a huge leather couch and a giant projection TV and they were always showing one of the Star Wars movies. The staff never cared that we would hang out there for hours.
"condor". Stop!
