He used to be a Cheeto. Now he's a cheese puff. Same cheesy bastard, same cheesy fingers.
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He used to be a Cheeto. Now he's a cheese puff. Same cheesy bastard, same cheesy fingers.
They'll struggle. The military operates by a different set of judicial processes. Just because the military is loaning out their lawyers, they still have to abide by the civilian judicial process, not the military one.
"A monkey is a monkey! How dare they call themselves kings in the mountains!"
See that pic and you expect the caption to read either: "This is going to be the best summer ever!" Or "Do you need plastic surgery? Call 1-900-FAT TITS."
SWAT: Some Weak-Ass Twat
Yay. They said it. ... And ... You know, waiting for there to be accountability for Trump's bad actions is like jerking off while suffering from erectile dysfunction. You're praying and you're hoping, but ultimately, you're wasting your time with a useless prick.
And that's why the Trump family was sued by the state of New York and lost.
That is the only reason I bought a Powerball ticket. It's 'cause of that stubborn belief all gamblers have after a long losing streak. It can't rain all the time.
I believe in the concept of luck. I think of it like karma. I half believe good luck and bad luck balance each other out ultimately. I have to, no more dreams or goals at my age. The only thing that keeps me going is hoping some massive, good luck event will balance out my 51 yrs of bad luck.
Let's write a political drama. Evil think tank gets crooked conman elected. Evil think tank cooperates w/dictator to destabilize country of crooked conman. Conman tantrums keep derailing think tank's plans Dictator steps in, poisons conman with polonium. Dictator dies; couch fucker takes over.
If Putin assassinated Trump by poisoning him with polonium, would the U.S. go to war with Russia or send them a fruit basket and a thank you card?
Is it to announce that the polonium Putin gave Trump in the Beast is now kicking in?
Salmon seem to have onboard GPS that exceeds the one in my SUV GPS: Turn left in 100 feet Me: I can't. There's no left GPS: Turn left in 50 feet Me: There's no left GPS: Turn left in 29 feet Me: THERE IS NO FUCKING LEFT GPS: Recalculating ... Me: *staring at cul-de-sac*
Not suss if it's a toaster. Prety suss if it's a vagina.
My first job was working at a dairy farm, wading through shit and pulling tits.
Greed, the magic pill that makes everyone ignore race. It made Snoop perform at a MAGA event. And it made it Christians support the devil himself. Never underestimate the power of greed. It is only surpassed by envy and pride.
Nary say nary.
Not sure. A lot of good porn stars have gone out like that. I guess, I'd feel confused.
You know, I remember once I went to a circus and I saw this strongman bend a car--Bend a car!--Pat Benatar! Okay, you proved your point. Yes! You're not the only master of segues. (I love Collin and Ryan)
I still remember when there was a subreddit where famous people would come on and regular redditors could ask them questions, and everyone got pissed off when it turned out to be Morgan Freeman's publicist instead of Morgan himself.
America has become a Tom and Jerry skit. Tom (the voters) is chasing Jerry (the Trump regime), to catch and throw him out of the house (our government), but Jerry keeps hitting us with ironing boards, throwing firecrackers, and dropping anvils on Tom to slow, distract, and frighten to impede him.
Protesting isn't just about annoying your target till the cave. The proper way to protest is to figure out what the entity you're protesting is afraid of and exploit it. The Trump Admin only ever cares about imaging. You have to fight image with image in order to win.
Mayor? Isn't it former mayor?
Is that Velma from Mystery Inc in the background?
The edema combined with the bruise on the back of the hand. They prob put him on an IV after a miner heart attack.
People make fun of Trump's swollen ankles without actually knowing why they swell up like that. It's edema. There are many causes, but one of the biggest is a weak heart. After a heart attack, the heart isn't strong enough to pump all the blood back to the heart, so fluid pools in the legs.
He looks like he's going duck hunting.
It really is cooler. lol.
Don't care what happens to him after he's dead. I just want to know he'll suffer while he's still alive.
Prob an insurance scam. It fits his wheelhouse.
In regards to the Rudy Giuliani car wreck, I'm gonna be honest. His career is ended. He was sued and lost, losing everything he had. There is probably a good 60% chance this was arranged to put money in his pocket. I'm not 100 on it, but he's pretty sheisty and an immoral lawyer.
ICE gently restrained a preacher blocking ICE transports. Quick, everyone go online and file to become ordained ministers. Then dress as priest and then protest. The PR image would be horrible for the Trump admin.
In fact, if I was trans, I'd file a class action lawsuit against the GOP for bullying.
It doesn't matter if you target trans people, gingers, black people, or only people with an over bite. You bring the same campaign of bullying against people with over bites, and suddenly, you'll start wondering why ever school shooter looks like they can eat lettuce through a picket fence.
It's not a mystery why in recent years, some school shooters or mass shooters happen to be transgender. When you bring an entire political party to bear along with Christian fundamentalists to target a minor demographic as aggressively as they have, people will snap and lash out.
You bully anyone enough, they'll snap. When they do, they'll either kill themselves or someone else or many someone elses. You wanna know why it is a upsurge in transgender shooters? Maybe its because the GOP has spent billions targeting them.
It doesn't matter if he's who the president picked. It's perfectly normal for a leader/governor/ceo to hire someone only to find out they're unqualified later on. Granted, everyone else in the world already knew RFK Jr. was unqualified, but main point, the prez isn't infaliable. Argument is shit.
It's worse now, because we have AI. All they had to do was spend enough time feeding all our laws and information into a database then let AI find the weaknesses and design methods to overcome the guardrails. Only reason they haven't succeeded yet, is because AI can't account for the human factor.
Think of these minor acts of corruption as rainwater flowing through a culvert beneath a highway. The culvert can handle a normal rainstorm. What it can't handle is a persistent flow of floodwater, especially if people spent generations swapping out the clay around the culvert with sand. Get it?
You can't really fault the founders for the failure of the "guardrails". What the Republican Party has done is insidious, and Democrats aren't blameless. Through the years, the GOP and Democrats have worked to weaken laws to benefit them.
You put a padlock on your storage unit, not to keep the thieves out. You put it on to keep honest people honest. The guard rails were meant to prevent a "street level flooding" not a hurricane level storm surge. The guardrails stop instances of corruption not generational corruption.
Rescuing Daphney from the cult was what put the crime syndicate on Mystery Inc's radar, and every case they solved since then were all associated with the criminal syndicate. What you think? Sound interesting?
In this version of a Scooby Doo, Scooby only speaks when Shaggy is around because him speaking is only in Shaggy's imagination, but you don't realize it until closer to the end of the movie/show. Their 1st case bringing them together was Fred, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby rescuing Daphney from a cult.
Old Man Jenkin's plan looks like it is about to succeed but then the Scooby Gang appear to recapture the escapee. I was envisioning Shaggy as a severe introvert that can only manage the condition through a combo of cannabis gummies and his emotional support animal, Scooby Doo.
The cartoons are a kid friendly PR tool for the True Detetive-esque Scooby Gang that the cartoons are based on. In the end, the whole story told by Old Man Jenkins was just a con to get the reporter there so that he could pretend to be the reporter and escape.
What follows is a gritty mystery, a frame up, and the unknown tale of a cult, a crime syndicates, and the first job that brought Mystery Inc together. The Scooby Doo cartoons exist in this reality, and Mystery Inc uses the royalties from the cartoons to finace their operations.
The old man makes a wild claim and ask for a ridiculous amount of money in his prison account for the full story. Reporter refuses till the Old man gives him map coordinates for the reporter to dig in. Paper sends a detective out to investigate, and finds a mass grave w/Scooby Snacks in the grave
Movie idea: Scooby Doo, but in the style of True Detective. I'll set the scene. Reporter enters an interview room in an Arkam asylum-esque prison to meet with Old Man Jenkins or some other Scooby Gang villian. The inmate had invited the reporter there, claiming to have dirt on the Mystery Inc.
Notice how ICE gently held back the preacher who tried to block the ICE vans, but they're brutal with regular citizens. Looks like we found their weakness. They know the public will turn on them wholly if they're caught on video brutalizing a religious leader. We need more preachers out there.
It's entirely possible. He has no balls. Maybe exposure to a game full of a balls is causing him to die of jealousy.
cafe: we don't serve your kind in this place. customer: are you discriminating against me? cafe: yep. customer: that's illegal and unjust. cafe: it's illegal & unjust because you're MAGA, but it's fine if it's a minority? customer: that's different. cafe: because, you say so? GTF outta here
Nope. Not if they implement this.
I've never seen a banner that begs to be graffitied more. Someone fly a drone up there and give that banner a Hitler mustache.
Let me Tucker Carlson this bitch. I'll ask the provocative, biased question and let you figure it out yourself. Because me like him, only have the questions and never the solution.
You got to question the leadership of a nation that likes to brag one moment about being rich, just, and influential one moment but insist on keeping their poorest ignorant, uninformed, unhealthy, and uneducated. They clearly have the money to change this, but why don't they?
Falling Down is sadly the best education most Americans can afford, but Professor Falling Down isn't accredited and learning from him/her/it is incredibly inefficient.
Sadly, the very best education the son of a poor farmer can enjoy, is MAGA level at best, just enough intelligence to sound smart in a pod of fools but incredibly stupid as compared to the rest of the world. Fortunately, you fall down enough times in life, you start to learn from your mistakes.
It went swimmingly the first year, but completely went belly up the next when I tried to brand my fish so I could tell them apart from the neighbor's fish. The aftermath was a devastation for my dream of surpassing my father, but also incredibly delicious.
As the third to the youngest son in a family of 13 who enjoyed the very best education a poor farmer in southern Missouri could afford, I used to dream big. I wanted more than a 3 cow farm with a dozen chickens and two unlucky pigs. That's why when I turned 18, I tried to start a fish farm.
It's ironic that right now farmers are facing a crisis as fertilizer prices skyrocket while the news and D.C. has an overwhelming amount of bullshit they're giving away for free.
played it because I thought it was ben stiller in the screen shot.
I really liked the taste of fried Perch. Haven't had it in over thirty years now.
Sex Education doesn't lead to promiscuity. Teaching kids how to start a fire doesn't lead to them becoming arsonists. And weak gun laws doesn't create school shooters. However, unlike the first two, when someone snaps and wants to lash out, unrestricted gun access is a bad idea.
When little, my sis was careless & stuck a fishhook in the webbing between her thumb and forefinger. To remove it, my dad forced the hook the rest of the way through the webbing then cut the hook and pulled it out. Imagine young me trying to figure out how to separate 2 humping dogs w/that method.
When I was little, my dad like to fish and catch Perch and Bluegill. They're boney fish, so any time I ate the fried fish he cooked and got a bone stuck in my throat, he'd make me drink lemon juice to dissolve the bone. He had me scared that if I drank too much my skeleton would melt away.
Grew up on a farm that was far from any doctor office or hospital. Whenever any of use cut ourselves really deep and non-life threatening. Instead of stitching it up or driving an hour and a half to the nearest medical professional, my mom would just pack the wound with sugar to stop the bleeding.
When I was younger, I got ring worm on my forearm and my mom treated it by mashing the juice from a green walnut onto the afflicted area. Sure glad I didn't get ring worm on my tictac.
Online rumors, idle day dreams, fan fic writings, blissful night dreams, wonderous acid trips. He's really let down a lot of people be daring to still be alive.
Damn those gingers. Wait... I think you're responding to the seagull post, aren't ya? My bad. But still, f**k those gingers.
If I ever win that big Powerball, I think I'd donate forty percent to the ACLU and forty percent to the Institute for Justice and give my daughter 30% of what remains. I already have one foot in the grave. 10% would be enough for me.
I once wrote a short story about an evil scarecrow in a field of mature sunflowers that manipulated the moping sunflowers and made them shoot the sunflower seeds at protagonist like they were sentry guns. I was really proud of my imagination in coming up with that.
Remember dropping trow behind a sand dune at the beach when I was little to take a pee and having to fight off a seagull that tried to steal my "French Fry".
I'm not saying I'd like for a sniper to crack that dome, but couldn't a pigeon at least crap on him?
Trump becoming president has created more atheist than anyone else in the history of mankind. How can people remain believers when the same prayer made by millions continues to go unanswered. Guess that Weekend at Bernie's scenario will have to wait a little longer.
I tried to seduce a female chef I knew by making her some curry, but she didn't like my old spice.
Fact: Reality currently exists. Fact: Nothingness currently exists. Fact: Reality and Nothingness exist simultaneously. Hypothesis: All energy in the universe is created by the friction of an impossibility and a possibility both competing to be true at the same time. ergo, the big bang.
Fact: Paradoxes exist. They are a thing. (ex: Military Intelligence) Fact: Reality exist. (proof: I think therefore I am.) Fact: Nothing exists. (proof: No matter how small a number gets, negative or positive, it'll never reach zero. Neg Numbers never reach the positive numbers & vice versa)
Trump signed an EO to do away with cash bail. It's unconstitutional.
Almost any time someone adopts a purist view in regard to their ideals, that person's ideal will invariably reap more harm than benefits. Marxism, Capitalism, Socialism, 1st Amendment protection, 2nd Amendment protection. Each as a purist ideal is to rigid and inflexible. Society breaks.
I need an anime dance scene between a gang of intense looking but cute goblins fiercely glaring at a rival troupe of intensely scowling pixies with both groups doing a West Side Story-ish dance-off with both sides stalking toward each other while snapping in time to the song Dragula, by Rob Zombie.
This administration has a lot in common with the Nazi Party of Germany's past. This admin puts people in concentration camps. They did too. This admi quotes Goebbels. They had Goebbels. They had Stalin. This admin is stallin'.
I wish I was a mad scientist. I'd crossbreed salmon with nilla wafers and start the first non-toxic outbreak of Salmonnilla.
Did they remaster MGS 3?
Using sidewalk chalk to write on public sidewalks or other public structures doesn't count as graffiti since it isn't permanent. It falls under the statute of posting fliers. If posting flies is allowed, then using sidewalk chalk is allowed.
Sounds like my wedding.
The irony. People who demonized Fauci, a super experienced virologist, now glorify RFK Jr., someone who is 95% quack. No wonder this nation of fools elected a clown to lead them.
Jesus, every time I see that chick, it makes me want to watch the Croods. I bet she spends all day craving dinosaur while thinking up new rock-based technology like the wheel.
I guess the black national guardsmen are just really lucky there are not cotton fields in D.C., huh?
Heard the foreman walks with a limp now after someone he bullied on the jobsite backed into him with a forklift.
I've always been a calm, gentle person, but you bully someone enough, they'll always end up breaking. Wasn't until I quit that job and became homeless that I was finally able to relax and mellow out.
Foreman kept calling me a pasty-faced codfish. I chuckled at it because it was ridiculous. But that fucker kept calling me it dozens of times a day and became more mocking and condescending to the point my brother took all of the guns out of the house and stored them at our other brother's house..
When I complained to my employer and threatened to sue if he didn't put a stop to it, the leadmen and foreman finally stopped being overt with their bullying and used silly insults that sounded harmless if you complained. It was right after the movie Hook with Robin Williams came out.
Couldn't afford to buy clothes that fit so I just tightened my belt and looked homeless. Was bullied by coworkers and everyone I encountered constantly to the point I actually considered stealing my brother's hunting rifle and going to the job site to kill the bastards.
I can sympathize with the situation trans people are in. When I moved back to MO from FL, I had gained a lot of weight in FL from working easy jobs at restaurants. In MO, all I could find was work in a decking mill. Lost fifty pounds in four months.
Republicans persecute trans to the point they're being denied they exist and bullied constantly, then when they shoot up a school, they don't attribute it to the root causes of their access to assault rifles or their mental stated due to bullying. Instead, it's all because they are trans. F idiots
I've never heard it reported anywhere before. When Epstein was arrested, were any underage girls found or released? Did they have the freedom to come and go as they wanted, or what was the exploitation arrangement like?
If find this version of Vance super creepy for obvious reasons.
A man was fired from the coroner's office for ogling the nude bodies of dead women. He is now known as the Grim Peeper.
