There are really no parenting choices that won't lead to criticism. Today I have people in my mentions nagging me because I (check notes) order my 10yo sons clothing for him 😭
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There are really no parenting choices that won't lead to criticism. Today I have people in my mentions nagging me because I (check notes) order my 10yo sons clothing for him 😭
Rule of thumb: No matter what you do. What you like to eat. What music you like. What movies, books, art you enjoy. How you like your steak cooked or even if you eat steak. What clothes you wear and how you clothe your 10 yo son. There will ALWAYS be someone telling you you're doing it wrong. 👍
Difference between him being detained and questioned over his post, compared to billionaire Joann making similar posts.
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.
I am 76 & I have had most of these vaccinations at one time or another. Also vaccinations against Covid, Tetanus, plus Cholera & Yellow Fever when travelling in foreign countries. These prevented me catching horrible diseases & dying a gruesome death. They did not harm me, they protected me!
Not to mention, the guy saying you don't need these got ALL of these vaccines when he was younger: RFK Jr.
It’s my Gran’s birthday today (84!) Here’s an oil painting I did of her a few years back during lockdown #oilpainting #artist
I have never, ever wished death upon someone. But WOW, I cannot WAIT for that total narcissistic bastard to die a horrible death. That's right, the character Boy Kavalier on Alien: Earth needs to go!
Retired. Graphic artist/Photoshop expert (when that used to be a big deal. Now it's "meh")
Bagging groceries.
Rest in peace, Graham Greene. I know many will reference his character from Dances with Wolves. But for me, it will be Edgar Montrose on the Red Green Show that I'll remember him as.
You're in labor, and your delivery team is from the last tv show you watched! Who's delivering your baby???
MAJOR fan of Mike Nesmith When I was a kid, would see my sisters Monkees albums, and I looked at the label and...hey, look. Mike wrote this song. And he wrote this other one too. Neat. Then when Elephant Parts came out, I was blown away.
Sure. Easy peasey. The Dems are too busy tearing into each other. They cry out "why can't any Dem stand up and grow a spine and fight". Then when one does, they're like "NO NOT YOU. SOMEONE ELSE". Then a week later: "why can't any Dem stand up to this administration and fight!"
The beginning of Goldfinger encapsulates the 60s pretty well. Bond is with a gorgeous woman at a pool when a friend of his shows up. Then he tells the woman "say goodbye". She's confused and goes "What?". Then Bond turns her around and goes "Man talk" and then swats her on her butt.
Hand it to her...then immediately take it away from her. 👍
When I first heard of Culver's, the sign on it said "Frozen Custard Butter Burgers". I though, how interesting. They coat these burgers in frozen custard and then fry them? I wouldn't mind trying that! Upon going there, major disappointment. 😡 But it was still good.
Underrated Katy Perry song.
Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is remaking Triumph of the Will.
Maybe the MAGA cult should be like the Egyptians when a Pharaoh passed on. They should all be entombed with Dear Leader so they can praise him in the afterlife. /s
If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal. Follow me for more recipes.
You just know there will be armed guards at his grave 24/7 for the next 50 years because of all the people who want to desecrate it.
Hahaah, yeah, exactly. ....wait, I'm on the internet right now. WTF does that make me? ....NOOOOOO
In this day and age, when I try to be funny or sarcastic, I always throw in the /s tag at the end...else people think I'm serious about it. And I'm serious about this. /s
Weekend at Donnie's
The President will continue to work tirelessly for the American People, whither he is alive, dead (or undead).
To paraphrase Clarence Darrow: "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"
I think it would be great that after all the buildup, they just elope in front of a judge and then honeymoon in Reno. 🤣
I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…
Listening to a podcast where a well known tech world wannabe fascist calls journalism "nonconsensual invasion of privacy for profit" and thinks that's clever and my goodness does that reveal a lot of how completely brain wormed a bunch of these guys are once they faced a tiny bit of criticism.
In MY day we didn't have podcasts with two people just talking and shooting the shit for an hour. We would eavesdrop on the people sitting in the booth behind us at the diner.
You have no idea how much I love these jokes you do. To lighten, for a brief moment, terrible days. "So shines a good deed in a weary world"
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Look, the media is NEVER going to write stories and headlines like drunken Reddit users on an ether binge. SO STFU ABOUT IT ON EVERY FRICKEN NEWS STORY.
Nice! I haven't been there in years...and I will continue to not going there for years.
Charlie Kirk can STFU and go back to...wait, what exactly does he do? I guess go back to creating and doing nothing.
Charlie Kirk knows how to submit to men, Taylor Swift. Every time he opens his gummy mouth, he gives Donald Trump a blow job.
Sorry, it's been out so long you should know by now. So I'm going to just say it: Haley Joel Osment kills Dumbledore.
I said it as a joke elsewhere, but I wouldn't put it past RFK Jr. to lift bans on smoking everywhere and remove the warnings on cigarette packaging. Trump will tout it as bring "big tobacco" back to the states and say something about how it wasn't that bad after all. Seriously, I can see this.
I lived in San Bernadino in the early 1980s and the sheriff chopper was always a permanent fixture in the night skies. No idea if it did anything or not, but it was always there. On smog free nights, when up the mountains a bit and looking down on the valley, it almost looked like Blade Runner.
In what world does ANYTHING he's ever done warrant that? Sure, you could make the case that President Obama didn't do anything and yet he got one. But Trump is the absolute antithesis of someone that deserves a Nobel. Boggles my mind.
Now watch it just be them eloping in front of a Judge and going off for a weekend in Reno. Hey, that's what my wife and I did. 35 years ago next year.
Congrats!
RFK Jr. will announce that smoking is allowed everywhere now, even in school. May as well.
Don't give RFK Jr. ideas.
I was born and raised in the Bible Belt. Surrounded by baptist and pentecostal churches. You'd be amazed how right you are. I don't think I even talked to ANYONE (other than clergy) that had actually read the Bible. Just select passages of it, which were pointed out to them to focus on.
During his run for president in 2016, the press and most democrats were more like "get a load of this guy" and I guess they figured if they showed what a buffoon he is, people would just see it and not vote. They forgot that a lot of people are just plain dumb.
"...crepey hackles of the persistently pissy and preternatural haggish..." hmm...(Scott grabs a book off the shelf).
I wonder if Snoop Dog was offended in this scene from one of the Avengers movies
By using "based on" means they can write whatever they want with just a hint of actual facts...with a CGI character or 2 and time travel thrown in.
Me , fossilized, mid-squid fact, talking about cephalopod evolution juuuuust as I got to the part about ammonites.
True. But on the flip side to this is that it seems everyone wants all the media to post headlines and stories written like they're deranged meth addicts on 4chan.
Fear was AWESOME though. In that documentary, they even had a whole segment on Fear and it was really something seeing Lee Ving getting emotional about how John Belushi stood up for them and got them a spot on the show.
Meant to write THEN Lorne. But I guess "The Lorne" works too.
I had always heard that he was banned also, but on the 50th anniversary SNL music documentary, they said he never was. And then showed a couple more times where he was on the show. The Lorne said they were too opportunistic to ban anyone.
I want to know when did his executive orders suddenly become law...in so much that law enforcement agencies treat it as absolute law.
Wow, that's wonderful! Almost borders on the 50s-ish Stray Cats territory, which I'm down for. Great job.
More testing the waters. His magical "executive order is suddenly law" powers at play. The ultimate goal is to go after anyone that criticizes or makes jokes about him. He's first going to see if he can get away with this.
With. Without. And who'll deny, It's what the fighting's all about.
Make a movie mildly inappropriate Freddy Got Fingered ....wait, am I doing this right?
area man discovers porn is not the only film category in which lesbians exist
We knew this was going to happen. I thought it would Trump to declare that he was going to ignore it. But we have DeSantis doing it instead. They are above the law. Who's going to stop him? What's the next step except for crossing that line. Voting? Don't make me laugh. (sorry for the cynicism)
"How perfectly goddamn delightful it all is, to be sure." -- Charles Crumb
This must terrify him then.
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TIL That Scott Baio is still alive and...allegedly...still acting.
Hmm...The Hill I'm sure would like for this to go away. "Kamala's newest Lie" Yep, aged like milk, didn't it fellas. www.yahoo.com/news/opinion...
Nuh uh… we know about Cho Chang in Harry Potter. /s
Reporter: So, why do you have to be so mean? Why not let people commemorate this horrific thing with a positive piece of art? DeSantis: (flies into more anti-woke bullshit) Reporter: No seriously, why do you have to be such an asshole?
I'd like to see this at a DeSantis news conference: Reporter: So why paint over the rainbow crosswalk near the Pulse nightclub? DeSantis: (gives some BS anti-woke screed with that condescending smirk) Reporter: So is it fair to say you relate more to Omar Mateen than the victims? DeSantis: rage
Oh god, I can't even imagine the amount of mansplainers and "jazz gatekeepers" that come out of the woodwork to criticize her. The jazz world is notorious for this. I've always said the worst part of jazz are jazz enthusiasts. 😂
It's gotten so much worse here in the U.S. over the past 10 years. It seems now the next election cycle starts THE DAY AFTER the latest election.
"It's IN the computer?"
Bless his heart...
The whole Newsom thing in a nutshell: Step 1: "I wish Democrats weren't so weak" Step 2: One starts standing up to the MAGA freaks and actually fights fire with fire, Step 3: "NO, not THAT Democrat, fuck him. Someone else do it." Then reset: Step 1: "I wish Democrats weren't so weak".
18 minutes? Seriously? For just a mile? I'm totally out of shape with a bad back and I could do a mile faster than that, without even jogging.
You can't make this shit up. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Asteroids (arcade) Joust (arcade) Tempest (arcade) Dungeon Master (on Amiga) Everquest (the original and the first two expansions) WoW Team Fortress Classic and II Fallout: New Vegas Elden Ring Warcraft III Original Doom and Quake Red Dead Redemption II Baldur's Gate 3
webp is a scourge sometimes. At least for some that like to share to other platforms. Not all understand what it is. GIF works everywhere.
Whether it’s freaking out about the new Cracker Barrel logo or some other bogeyman, remember this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
I know it's easy to say, but attempt to relax. If you need to take a moment or two in the bathroom sometimes to just breath deep. You'll be with friends. It's going to be fine. And we know that the thought of doing something is worse than actually doing it. 👍
He went to the local truck stop and got those novelty "truck nuts". Did he have mudflaps that said 'hauling ass" too? That's a clear indication.
The Dumb Ages.
Ah yes, in California in the mid 1980s with my "In-N-Out urge" bumper sticker next to my upside down KMET bumper sticker.
I'm not the one complaining there wasn't a primary. I know there wasn't and why. But I didn't sit out the election like 36% of voters did because of some weak excuse of a protest of whatever. Look where that got us.
I'm going to take a wild guess that he decided to be one of the 36% of registered voters that sat out this election because....(checks notes)....there wasn't a primary.
So, by "The United States" he means himself.
