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Mr. Snoofers

@lardog.bsky.social

I have friends everywhere. Happily married, runner, cyclist, libtard, troublemaker, Jewish antizionist.

created April 29, 2023

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Wut?

1/9/2025, 2:17:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

The definition of “the base” is who the party is representing. We don’t take marching orders from the party leaders.

1/9/2025, 2:05:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you work for the DNC or something? NYC Dems picked Mamdani in the Dem primary and the leaders won’t endorse him. That’s the leaders expressly ignoring the voters.

1/9/2025, 1:33:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

When the leaders start endorsing the people we vote for (Mamdani) instead of hedging their bets, I’ll start supporting them. They are actively working AGAINST their base.

31/8/2025, 11:56:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re gonna get some weak sauce again for the 2026 appropriations bills instead of a hard shutdown stance.

31/8/2025, 5:20:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoy your block.

31/8/2025, 12:22:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they ever stop at the golf courses?

31/8/2025, 12:19:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

The strategy of sending me 10 texts a day from random Dems asking for “$3 to stop Trump” is getting them $0 from me.

31/8/2025, 12:15:50 PM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

29/8/2025, 6:24:12 PM | 16275 5120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Please go scold someone else. You don’t know shit about me.

30/8/2025, 3:15:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll take that under advisement.

30/8/2025, 2:28:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m being straight here - I’ll try my best to make sure we have a decent human on the ballot but if we don’t I’m gonna pick the least shitty and hope for the best.

30/8/2025, 2:13:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

So does the government owe refunds to everyone that has paid tariffs to date?

30/8/2025, 1:41:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll vote blue no matter who but I’m trying to make sure we don’t have to make that choice. I keep trying to get my friends to understand that trans and other marginalized people don’t HAVE to vote for people like Newsom but some don’t get it yet.

29/8/2025, 9:15:25 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 5:44:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t believe in science, medicine, or economics, either.

29/8/2025, 5:44:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quit now, please.

29/8/2025, 5:33:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

What would happen if the world gave Gaza weapons to defend itself like Ukraine?

29/8/2025, 5:31:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Liked it. Act 3 wasn’t totally a fistfight for a change.

29/8/2025, 1:19:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Focus group approved, I hope.

29/8/2025, 3:41:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted

GOP: We are the pro-life party! So—free pre-natal care? GOP: No Extend child tax credit? GOP: No Paid family leave? GOP: No Universal pre-K? GOP: No Gun reform to stop school shootings? GOP: No So...HOW Exactly are you pro-life?🤔 GOP: We force 11-yr-old rape victims to give birth

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29/8/2025, 2:25:03 AM | 1155 427 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Update: Trump cancelled them.

29/8/2025, 3:04:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pay for CNN content? Good luck with that.

28/8/2025, 12:03:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m begging companies like Trader Joe’s to add an old guy with a barrel to their logos to fuck with the people that were triggered by Crackergate.

28/8/2025, 12:09:35 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:05:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd pay $20 to see Trump sit down and eat a meal at a Cracker Barrel.

27/8/2025, 10:17:42 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

A little bleach will clear that right up.

27/8/2025, 3:08:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Democratic pols should talk to their constituents at some point instead of "centrist" focus groups and think tanks.

27/8/2025, 2:59:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you imagine being a presumably successful adult and having to debase yourself like this?

26/8/2025, 11:20:13 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Hamas camera. Srsly?

26/8/2025, 11:02:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cryptid president?

26/8/2025, 7:36:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does that even mean?

26/8/2025, 6:35:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for Newsom to get on a podcast and declare he agrees with sending Kilmar to Uganda.

26/8/2025, 7:03:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must be Biden's fault somehow.

26/8/2025, 7:00:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yay? Boo? Who actually cared about this?

25/8/2025, 11:31:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s cordyceps, I’m telling you!

25/8/2025, 7:46:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can haz tasty insect?

25/8/2025, 4:31:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 6:37:23 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD should get a refund from Yale and OSU.

25/8/2025, 6:35:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

But did they disavow Hamas?

25/8/2025, 4:34:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, but they negotiated what TIME to sign the surrender documents.

24/8/2025, 9:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov Mamdani is the Democrat we want. Get on board or get out of the way.

24/8/2025, 6:37:39 PM | 52 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 5:26:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump never tested positive for insurrection.

24/8/2025, 4:50:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

I.e, they can’t speak from the heart because they don’t have core beliefs.

24/8/2025, 3:07:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

You get another donation for this video. Thank you!

24/8/2025, 2:37:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:

22/8/2025, 11:13:56 PM | 21621 7532 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:32:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We started watching Twisters last night. Is evil corporate tornado chasing really this big a problem in the storm watching community that they made 2 movies to warn us about it?

23/8/2025, 2:49:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

(Disclosure: white cis guy) I posted my dissatisfaction with Newsom’s anti trans pandering and I’m already getting the “shut up or we’ll lose in 2028” messages. Do we have to make this choice 3 years from the election?

23/8/2025, 2:36:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cordyceps

23/8/2025, 1:21:59 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sponsored by Sherwin-Williams.

23/8/2025, 12:04:39 AM | 62 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, everyone in Gaza is involuntarily fasting and it's not working.

22/8/2025, 10:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

The main bit missing is at the beginning where Blanche says "here's your script".

22/8/2025, 7:58:18 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Justice Kavanaugh: hold my keg

22/8/2025, 3:44:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump: you guys go ahead, I'm right behind you.

22/8/2025, 2:59:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So?

21/8/2025, 7:52:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

To quote a famous duck, "consequences shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich".

21/8/2025, 7:46:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

The Lincoln Bedroom was renamed the Franklin Bedroom.

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21/8/2025, 7:45:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

I like how he's taking the fight to Trump but I hate that people are already asking us to stop criticizing his pandering to bigots for the sake of party unity.

21/8/2025, 6:38:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Now, THAT'S a happy meal!

21/8/2025, 1:32:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...

Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
19/8/2025, 7:00:41 PM | 4196 574 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for the blue states to invade.

19/8/2025, 10:19:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oops

19/8/2025, 3:05:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a joke people

18/8/2025, 7:00:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a good time for the blue states to free the oppressed people of SC, OH, and WV.

17/8/2025, 2:24:14 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Took you long enough.

17/8/2025, 2:14:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did FOX call this an insurrection yet?

17/8/2025, 2:12:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More than likely posted from the Kremlin.

16/8/2025, 7:18:15 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the FBI is walking a beat, it's much easier for politicians to take bribes at the Capitol.

16/8/2025, 7:15:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 7:12:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New White House presidential portrait just dropped.

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16/8/2025, 6:30:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"In Russia is easy to count votes. We know who everyone is voting for in advance."

16/8/2025, 2:22:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"originalism"

16/8/2025, 2:20:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, so is Trump.

16/8/2025, 2:01:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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US Military: now where'd that F-35 disappear to?

16/8/2025, 12:01:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump was nominated for the Tacobel Peace Prize today.

15/8/2025, 11:59:41 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin: “you don’t have the cards”

15/8/2025, 11:52:44 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 11:19:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin flew out here just to pee on Trump. Awesome.

15/8/2025, 11:17:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a euphemism for something? Glaze myself? Wax the weasel?

15/8/2025, 11:16:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“financially” oops

15/8/2025, 11:01:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, capitalism says that if you financial punish bad behavior it will encourage good behavior. Like becoming white, cis, hetero, healthy, and well-connected. Come on, poors, it's that simple.

15/8/2025, 9:12:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, our country only has money to build cages and send poor people on expensive plane rides.

15/8/2025, 9:10:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope Subway exploits this.

15/8/2025, 5:57:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pork

15/8/2025, 5:56:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 2:48:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Federal sentencing guidelines mandate a minimum of 5 years per inch of sub. A footlong is gonna send this guy away for 60 years.

15/8/2025, 7:09:54 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Anybody worthy of the the Nobel Peace Prize does not actively campaign for it. If he ever wins it, all other winners should send back theirs.

14/8/2025, 11:17:04 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, at least they can't deport a brown-skinned person if they are already dead from an OD, amirite?

14/8/2025, 10:01:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 6:05:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/VZ7ghPp-8Bk?...

13/8/2025, 11:23:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why the Dems should allow a government shutdown the next time they have the opportunity. Every spending agreement has been broken. If Trump doesn't want to spend money per Congress's direction, then he doesn't get any money to spend at all.

13/8/2025, 10:58:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

Great, another self-unenforcement mechanism.

13/8/2025, 10:43:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Without due process, they don't have to even verify your status before deporting someone. Even Nancy.

13/8/2025, 8:50:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember this old story from somewhere. It was about a Semitic people being forced to leave their homeland by a cruel ruler, leaving everything behind and having to live elsewhere in the desert. I didn't realize it was about the future.

13/8/2025, 5:30:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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U2ube

13/8/2025, 3:32:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta make people expose themselves to strangers to keep the pervs out of the restrooms.

13/8/2025, 2:32:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep posting all this stuff on my FB timeline and there's almost complete silence from my fellow Jews. They drill this hatred into you in Hebrew school and you need to put some space between yourself and your upbringing to snap out of it.

13/8/2025, 2:28:10 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bread and circuses.

13/8/2025, 2:01:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view