Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Wut?
I have friends everywhere. Happily married, runner, cyclist, libtard, troublemaker, Jewish antizionist.
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Wut?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
The definition of “the base” is who the party is representing. We don’t take marching orders from the party leaders.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you work for the DNC or something? NYC Dems picked Mamdani in the Dem primary and the leaders won’t endorse him. That’s the leaders expressly ignoring the voters.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
When the leaders start endorsing the people we vote for (Mamdani) instead of hedging their bets, I’ll start supporting them. They are actively working AGAINST their base.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re gonna get some weak sauce again for the 2026 appropriations bills instead of a hard shutdown stance.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoy your block.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they ever stop at the golf courses?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
The strategy of sending me 10 texts a day from random Dems asking for “$3 to stop Trump” is getting them $0 from me.
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Please go scold someone else. You don’t know shit about me.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll take that under advisement.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m being straight here - I’ll try my best to make sure we have a decent human on the ballot but if we don’t I’m gonna pick the least shitty and hope for the best.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
So does the government owe refunds to everyone that has paid tariffs to date?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll vote blue no matter who but I’m trying to make sure we don’t have to make that choice. I keep trying to get my friends to understand that trans and other marginalized people don’t HAVE to vote for people like Newsom but some don’t get it yet.
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Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
They don’t believe in science, medicine, or economics, either.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Quit now, please.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
What would happen if the world gave Gaza weapons to defend itself like Ukraine?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Liked it. Act 3 wasn’t totally a fistfight for a change.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Focus group approved, I hope.
Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted
GOP: We are the pro-life party! So—free pre-natal care? GOP: No Extend child tax credit? GOP: No Paid family leave? GOP: No Universal pre-K? GOP: No Gun reform to stop school shootings? GOP: No So...HOW Exactly are you pro-life?🤔 GOP: We force 11-yr-old rape victims to give birth
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Update: Trump cancelled them.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Pay for CNN content? Good luck with that.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m begging companies like Trader Joe’s to add an old guy with a barrel to their logos to fuck with the people that were triggered by Crackergate.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd pay $20 to see Trump sit down and eat a meal at a Cracker Barrel.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
A little bleach will clear that right up.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Democratic pols should talk to their constituents at some point instead of "centrist" focus groups and think tanks.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you imagine being a presumably successful adult and having to debase yourself like this?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
A Hamas camera. Srsly?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Cryptid president?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
What does that even mean?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for Newsom to get on a podcast and declare he agrees with sending Kilmar to Uganda.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be Biden's fault somehow.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay? Boo? Who actually cared about this?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s cordyceps, I’m telling you!
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Can haz tasty insect?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
JD should get a refund from Yale and OSU.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
But did they disavow Hamas?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but they negotiated what TIME to sign the surrender documents.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov Mamdani is the Democrat we want. Get on board or get out of the way.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump never tested positive for insurrection.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I.e, they can’t speak from the heart because they don’t have core beliefs.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
You get another donation for this video. Thank you!
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
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We started watching Twisters last night. Is evil corporate tornado chasing really this big a problem in the storm watching community that they made 2 movies to warn us about it?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
(Disclosure: white cis guy) I posted my dissatisfaction with Newsom’s anti trans pandering and I’m already getting the “shut up or we’ll lose in 2028” messages. Do we have to make this choice 3 years from the election?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Cordyceps
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Sponsored by Sherwin-Williams.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, everyone in Gaza is involuntarily fasting and it's not working.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
The main bit missing is at the beginning where Blanche says "here's your script".
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Justice Kavanaugh: hold my keg
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump: you guys go ahead, I'm right behind you.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
So?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
To quote a famous duck, "consequences shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich".
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
The Lincoln Bedroom was renamed the Franklin Bedroom.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I like how he's taking the fight to Trump but I hate that people are already asking us to stop criticizing his pandering to bigots for the sake of party unity.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, THAT'S a happy meal!
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for the blue states to invade.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
oops
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a joke people
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a good time for the blue states to free the oppressed people of SC, OH, and WV.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Took you long enough.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Did FOX call this an insurrection yet?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
More than likely posted from the Kremlin.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
If the FBI is walking a beat, it's much easier for politicians to take bribes at the Capitol.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
"In Russia is easy to count votes. We know who everyone is voting for in advance."
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
"originalism"
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, so is Trump.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
US Military: now where'd that F-35 disappear to?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump was nominated for the Tacobel Peace Prize today.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin: “you don’t have the cards”
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin flew out here just to pee on Trump. Awesome.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a euphemism for something? Glaze myself? Wax the weasel?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
“financially” oops
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, capitalism says that if you financial punish bad behavior it will encourage good behavior. Like becoming white, cis, hetero, healthy, and well-connected. Come on, poors, it's that simple.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, our country only has money to build cages and send poor people on expensive plane rides.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope Subway exploits this.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Pork
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Federal sentencing guidelines mandate a minimum of 5 years per inch of sub. A footlong is gonna send this guy away for 60 years.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Anybody worthy of the the Nobel Peace Prize does not actively campaign for it. If he ever wins it, all other winners should send back theirs.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, at least they can't deport a brown-skinned person if they are already dead from an OD, amirite?
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/VZ7ghPp-8Bk?...
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why the Dems should allow a government shutdown the next time they have the opportunity. Every spending agreement has been broken. If Trump doesn't want to spend money per Congress's direction, then he doesn't get any money to spend at all.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, another self-unenforcement mechanism.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Without due process, they don't have to even verify your status before deporting someone. Even Nancy.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember this old story from somewhere. It was about a Semitic people being forced to leave their homeland by a cruel ruler, leaving everything behind and having to live elsewhere in the desert. I didn't realize it was about the future.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
U2ube
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta make people expose themselves to strangers to keep the pervs out of the restrooms.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep posting all this stuff on my FB timeline and there's almost complete silence from my fellow Jews. They drill this hatred into you in Hebrew school and you need to put some space between yourself and your upbringing to snap out of it.
Mr. Snoofers (@lardog.bsky.social) reply parent
Bread and circuses.