This instantly reminded me of Jack Handy's deep though... Free Dummy
This instantly reminded me of Jack Handy's deep though... Free Dummy
Why would you wear an arm sling for a bruised asshole?
And I thought necrophilia was dead. I'll see myself out.
This could be something that really gets under his skin if guess viral... Yesssss. Need one of his least complimentary images. Though that's like searching for a drop of water in a swimming pool.
The "AI" is for what had to be consulted to help make such a simple sign.
I did it. I was thrilled to stumble onto this bundle a few days ago. Can’t wait to read / reread these books! Central Kitchen got a boost in the donation config as well.
Where the fuck is Darwin and why isn't he doing his job??
Maybe there is a use for Trump's term 'garbage people' after all. She's definitely one.
It's a good thing that the picture was taken above the waist.
Suddenly the Jitterbug doesn't look so awful. Been unimpressed with the cost to performance of Android (and limited iPad) experiences. Both have become over bloated and guard-railed. I just want a phone that will connect, sound great and not age out in 2 years from software or being built-to-fail.
That's what it looks like when you back-hand Kristi Noem
This is a souvenir. It's the equivalent to the old Florida beach tank tops of the late 80's that you got a ridiculous beach scene airbrushed onto in Panama City Beach. Probably one of the same artists...
That dude looks like he's seen some things..
I'm waiting for this to actually happen with as much anticipation as Dean Cain waits for his Grub Hub order of foot long subs.
He's looking rather diminished lately. Like he just finished mowing the lawn in south Georgia in the summer.
14 of them were hoping to 'help her get home safely'
Yeah a laser mask will reduce the bloom of the burn. Is it finished or raw wood?
I still sing hmm hmmm himmm at random inappropriate times.
...Or Coconuts
Don’t you need to be able to read at a 3rd grade level to go register to vote?
He's doing the Hegseth Dance... possibly on purpose. We'll never know.
So THAT'S what envy feels like...
It's wayyyy overdue.
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Eek barba durkle!
Pedro Pascal is not on that list I hope...
*jaunty tuba tune plays*
I was actually getting ready to cancel Hulu after we finished Adventure Time for the 3rd time. Looks like I might be stuck with it in the long run...
Nothin like Hulu junk reality show tiles displaying in your kid's profile. Yes it's set up correctly...
Other hunters: "Dang there's a killer animal on the loose! We can't let this kind of threat wander around the woods! Hey boys, let's git em!"
I'm not sure Tennessee has it in them to make her obsolete. Ever taken a peek at the governor?
I didn’t watch he whole thing with him right on the edge, because I know there’s not the headline I want badly, waiting for met the end.
Richard Pryor-made kryptonite Superman bitches about wholesome, kind and younger Superman. Whowouldaguessed?
I think that means they fear you. They won't admit it. But if they didn't, I think they'd just ignore you and focus on how wonderful crazy orange is.
Also Volvo has a sweet sound-deadened EV with massage seats!
It's like these dudes never saw a Prius because they were watching themselves dragging their catalytic converter hanging by HVAC foil tape behind their Crown Victorias...
It's gotta be fake cause it wasn't written in crayon. And lacks a random "I'm awesome" reference.
I'll finally thank him over whatever gaudy memorial winds up marking his grave.
You'll trip if you're 8 feet tall without a second set of knees.
Put on some Steve Roach - Slow Heat or On this Planet 👍
Justice, Fairness, Compassion...
... And all "pew pew" noises are restricted to the break room or bathrooms
You ever just want to start a private company that's sole purpose is space exploration and not glory, cash or patents? The sign in the door can be "NO CELEBRITIES OR CEOS ALLOWED"
How about Stanley's mop from UHF? It has a higher level of comprehension.
All that's missing is him showing up at your door trying to set you a Trump Bible searching over your shoulder for your kids while he delivers the spiel.
This is gorgeous
I was the leprechaun in the 10 gallon hat at the jukebox.
I was there in a parallel universe and I totally saw you do it.
Any chance Musk will volunteer to go talk to him to find out the answer???
Maybe you DO and this is how was always meant to be.
It’s gymnastics for them the same way a slice of Bologna that’s been slapped onto a hot storefront window in Arizona and slowly slides to the ground is gymnastics
It's the least amount of effort they can possibly do to get their government paycheck. I saw it first hand working in local govt. Do JUST enough to keep your job and NO more.
Maybe I'm old fashioned but ever since I've opened a soda, I understood there's potential in the bottle. When I got my first sealed bottle I understood what not to put in it. I read about soda bottles exploding in high heat or when shaken too much. Plus, I had high school physics, so... Darwinism?
Coke sounds like Woke when you speak it through a footlong meatball sub with extra cheese.
Oooo that's good luck!
28 days later: your EOB arrives7 days AFTER your bill that reflects no discounts and asks full price for everything as soon as you read it or you go to collections.
Must support!
What’s the AI equivalent of ketamine? I’d have a look into that…
I'm occasionally amazed no one has simply decked her for what comes out of her mouth.
It would help if Fox News Employees: could read (and comprehend), had imagination, showed interest in expanding their comfort zones and maybe thought about the welfare other people once in a while.
Doesn't evil require some modicum of intelligence? Weapons grade stupid could be mistaken for evil I suppose. Why else would you want to go to Florida... on purpose?
Prayer makes people who don't want to do anything about a problem feel like they're doing something about it
Which one will have the other 'eliminated' first? Predators don't tolerate other predators.
Kathleen Turner could have ridden a slip n slide across America with the amount of oil they used in Body Heat
Why don't we pressure him to sell it off before he is allowed to form a new political party. Electric car with good mileage: plus! Owner degraded into a drugged out shitbag: minus! It's a good thing in the hands of a bad person, that used a great inventor's name and soiled it.
How many bad choices do we need??? Screw it, let's form the Ultra Alpha Freedom Eagle party. That name alone should lure enough votes away from the problem children to make a difference.
Or “Don’t tell me what to do!” *drinks out of spite for science *
I still find it hard to believe that you have to warn adults, in this age of information, that you DO NOT DRINK BLEACH. Pretty sure it's right there on the bottle... I AM amused at the sound of a "Clorox on the rocks" though
Which one's the ejector seat?
The best I could do for mine was be there with them so they knew they were not alone and never would be again. It's a small price to pay for what they give you. And no it doesn't go away, but you can do great things in their memory.
Don't you stoke my man crush on Andor...
IIRC we have a nuclear thing to get through first.. But that's just what I got from the beginning of Strange new worlds.
Agreed. They bank on people giving up and rolling over. They don't know what real work is - they've always paid someone else to do it for them. The hard work has to start now. Be the immovable object.
Where is Dexter when we need him most?
People can't use that kind of can opener these days without giving themselves a life threatening injury then suing everybody.
They'll literally do *ANYTHING* to not have to think.
Ice cream!
Has anybody checked on Greensburg, KS lately?
As a 3x rescuer, recurring donor, fosterer and secret Santa for local shelters, if I had to go into the back of the shelters on a daily basis with all these animals that were cast off, abused or forgotten, I don't think the human race would like the person that came out.
I SURE hope he doesn't drive his own cart on the golf course, right by all those channels filled with peckish gators. Boy oh boy. Sure do hope.
You can’t forget something you never bothered to learn in the first place. Ignorance is the foundation for our current situation.
Don't think we took pictures of our Pong console. No one cared about that stuff. Spent just as much time with the push button water jet rings game when TV time was up... That guy right in the middle.
How the frell did I miss this gem? I must be Fahrbot! *goes digging into the SD dvd box*
I can’t wait to see who got the good stuff from “lifegooo” and “TRNNTRD” not to mention the Watercolor Workbooks Coloring Book Easy Nature Scenes Beginner Friendly Watercolor Paint Set Art Crafts Painting Kit for Creative Exploration Gift for Adults Teens (Flowers, Without Palette)!
I think it's high time everyone reacquainted themselves with Frito Lay, President Camacho and Beef Supreme so they have some context for what they're witnessing. The empathy for Not Sure will be palpable and horribly familiar.
Once you know, you'll never not hear it in your head. Never.
If it were only acting
Some people *don't* mess around with their personal space. Rather see him in an asylum or jail... or BOTH! A guy can hope, right? We still know how to do that?
I could see that possibly solving the RFK problem in 'stand your ground' states. Not the preferred solution, mind you, but a solution none the less.
It's like playing yourself at chess where both of you want the other to win and feel good.
I freakin love this movie. Jean Reno nailed it. I’ve always wanted pig oven mitts ever since.
Engineering doesn’t seem to be their strong suit. 💥
Anybody else go right to Witchblade after reading the post and seeing the picture?
I’d be slapping that thing like Stimpy slapped the History Eraser button.
I keep thinking about that hiking picture he posted and my increasing desire to be able to bribe gravity for a little somethin-somethin next time he’s climbing on all those rocks.
Every time I see this guy it looks like a mannequin apprentice’s work where the assignment was ‘glamour politician in a suit’.
A Saturn SC1. After 3 years on the road.
JFC This is embarrassing to read realizing this is coming from a current U.S. president. He needs an "I'm with stupid" shirt with a crooked arrow pointing straight up.