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Mark Jacobsen

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created November 15, 2024

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1/9/2025, 3:34:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I swear, I haven't waited with such eagerness and excitement for the day to finally arrive since I was a kid waiting for Christmas.

1/9/2025, 12:50:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, Marc! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

31/8/2025, 3:15:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:17:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 3:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 12:46:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

20/8/2025, 9:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 10:20:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remarkably accurate. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

19/8/2025, 10:18:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A never-ending national embarrassment.

19/8/2025, 4:18:58 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll take 'BS that never happened, Alex' for $500.

19/8/2025, 4:08:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 12:18:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 8:21:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 4:19:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoever is running Newsom's press office is not being paid enough.

18/8/2025, 12:37:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What!? Trump got played again? How can this be???

16/8/2025, 12:14:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀞🀞🀞

14/8/2025, 4:01:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure the governor is approving, but whoever is actually posting these recent messages is not being paid enough.

14/8/2025, 12:41:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sooo ... Mandarin Mussolini is actually protecting Democrats by not releasing the Epstein files. Got it.

11/8/2025, 4:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Racism ... arguably, the most powerful drug.

11/8/2025, 12:34:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 3:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 1:09:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That truly made me laugh out loud. πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

9/8/2025, 1:07:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 11:58:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 11:55:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a truly despicable, lying POS Hassett is. The ability to lie so effortlessly with a smile, what a sociopath ... the main quality needed to be in the maga inner circle ... that and having your lips permanently crazy glued to cheeto jesus' ass.

3/8/2025, 9:31:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a NH resident, thank you, Marc! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

2/8/2025, 3:48:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well said.πŸ‘

24/7/2025, 12:33:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/7/2025, 6:04:30 PM | 15577 5810 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, "Ah, that's a shame."

19/7/2025, 4:00:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And now I'm a fan of the 'Black Rebel Motorcycle Club'.

14/7/2025, 3:36:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good lord, what a POS Fetterman turned out to be.

11/7/2025, 10:05:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like the perfect combination of buffoon and batshit.

9/7/2025, 3:57:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All true ... I would add empathy, embarrassment, and shame to the list.

7/7/2025, 8:55:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it just me, or does this '4th of July' feel like a really bad joke?

4/7/2025, 12:41:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 10:42:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Bernie Sanders (@sanders.senate.gov) reposted

The American people were lied to about Vietnam, with tragic consequences. The American people were lied to about Iraq, with tragic consequences. The American people are being lied to again today. We cannot allow history to repeat itself.

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22/6/2025, 5:37:47 PM | 31513 9932 | View on Bluesky | view

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This πŸ‘‡ youtube.com/shorts/OaPXK...

7/6/2025, 6:18:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/6/2025, 1:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/6/2025, 1:56:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/6/2025, 1:55:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throwing people off their health insurance is going to make people healthier. Silly me ... I was looking at this all wrong.

3/6/2025, 1:40:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/6/2025, 1:22:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I wish everyone, especially the MSM, would start referring to it that way. πŸ‘πŸ‘

1/6/2025, 4:03:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/5/2025, 8:20:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If/when you have 15 minutes ... I just found this so interesting and heart-breaking at the same time. youtu.be/VjNQkZ-q13Y?...

25/5/2025, 6:51:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course, Kristie Noem is an imbecile and cosmically poor excuse for a human, but let’s not forget the HEAD imbecile and his minions that chose and confirmed this repugnant clown-car cabinet, where the ONLY skill set required is debasing oneself in front of a camera, glorifying the dear leader.

21/5/2025, 8:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/5/2025, 9:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NH (rural) - $2.89

20/5/2025, 4:06:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/5/2025, 4:34:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The a-hole doesn't fall far from the taint.

19/5/2025, 4:19:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, did cheeto jesus lie to us when he said the country exporting the products would be paying the tariff!?!?

18/5/2025, 3:52:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/5/2025, 12:31:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what happens when you surround yourself with sycophants and weasels who are afraid to tell you the truth ... that you quite literally look like a buffoon.

17/5/2025, 3:55:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't generally give maga's much credit for brain power ... but being too stupid to even understand the plot of Star Wars is a whole other level of idiocy.

15/5/2025, 3:29:38 PM | 32 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly zero sympathy.

9/5/2025, 9:28:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Jacobsen (@markyjay.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, I was indifferent about this whole new pope thing ... but now that I know Temu Eva Braun hates him, he has my whole hearted support.

9/5/2025, 12:58:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In his defense, he does look exactly how you would expect a buffoon to look.

7/5/2025, 12:49:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/5/2025, 12:39:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Took me a second. πŸ€£πŸ‘

5/5/2025, 12:49:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A never-ending embarrassment.

3/5/2025, 12:42:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it wrong that this keeps getting funnier every time I watch it?

27/4/2025, 4:35:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has he met cheeto jesus?

23/4/2025, 3:43:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/4/2025, 3:42:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/4/2025, 3:41:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Malignant, narcissistic slug" - Brilliant! πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ‘

20/4/2025, 3:42:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's difficult to put into words what a moron this woman is. Apologies.

19/4/2025, 1:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sooo much easier to control poor, sick & desperate people.

17/4/2025, 9:52:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/4/2025, 12:51:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam πŸ‰πŸˆπŸΎπŸŒ±πŸŒΏπŸŒ»πŸ΅οΈπŸŒ½ (@adamether.bsky.social) reposted

Listen up to the hard truth. Join @generalstrikeus.bsky.social #generalstrike πŸͺ„ Follow us: Blue Sky @empiremustfall.bsky.social @adamether.bsky.social sister accounts: @ny_indivisible @empiremustfall πŸͺ„

13/4/2025, 4:27:25 PM | 2537 890 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant movie! Happy b'day. πŸ‘πŸŽ‚

13/4/2025, 12:45:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FUCK Cheeto Jesus! NH

12/4/2025, 1:21:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know this seems like pure idiocy on the surface, but I'm becoming more and more convinced it's actually the biggest insider trading scam in history.

10/4/2025, 12:37:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is perhaps the greatest insider trading grift in history.

10/4/2025, 12:33:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the words of Ken Jennings, "It's so unfair to the people who just voted for the racism."

9/4/2025, 3:36:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm fairly certain that's the real point of all of this.

5/4/2025, 9:43:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can barely tell now what a fat F slug he is. Amazing!

5/4/2025, 3:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, the guy who went bankrupt 6 times is not a financial/economic/business genius, but actually just a F ignorant moron in clown makeup??

5/4/2025, 1:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe cheeto jesus will nominate Laura Loomer for the position.

4/4/2025, 3:47:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/4/2025, 2:45:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/4/2025, 12:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about a gesture instead πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–• If you could pass that on, I would appreciate it. Thnx!

2/4/2025, 12:57:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/4/2025, 3:35:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/3/2025, 9:46:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The last thing they want is a well-educated, well-informed public capable of critical thinking." - George Carlin

30/3/2025, 3:35:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So very true ... and now our current 'leadership' is a pornographic combination of the two.

29/3/2025, 12:37:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Jacobsen (@markyjay.bsky.social) reply parent

Covid had a 2-3% mortality rate and killed over 1M Americans and counting, and that was with a 'fast-tracked' vaccine. Bird flu has a 50% mortality rate, and the mentally impared Neanderthal in charge of our health system now doesn't believe in vaccines.

27/3/2025, 3:53:47 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/3/2025, 3:41:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Trump Code of 'Ethics': 1. Admit nothing 2. Deny everything 3. Launch an immediate counterattack 4. Acuse your enemies of that which you are guilty of yourself

27/3/2025, 3:34:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/3/2025, 12:56:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, Marc! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

25/3/2025, 10:43:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn right!

24/3/2025, 1:00:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/3/2025, 3:27:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/3/2025, 1:06:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/3/2025, 4:27:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need a whole new category of stupid for LGBT folks that voted for maga.

22/3/2025, 4:18:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%. With him, whatever he says, the opposite is always true.

22/3/2025, 4:14:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/3/2025, 1:01:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The last thing they want is a well-educated, well-informed population, capable of critical thinking". - George Carlin

21/3/2025, 3:42:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view