The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
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The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
Brassica never misses
“I have to go now. My planet needs me.”
It’s gonna be a golden age for the bear-market business, one that will never end
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Sex workers…? You mean our Thirst Responders? 🫡🫡🫡🫡
To gauge how it’s “working,” one would have to be clear on what the actual work is, which is not helping to educate children but rather to imbed these systems in a way that they cannot be removed, establish them as a source of truth, and destabilize labor.
Oh and it also includes the Golan Heights, a region of Syria that the IDF is illegally occupying. To say nothing of the gross oversimplification of "Jews are from..." This and many other issues are addressed in a collective letter from Northwestern grad students: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm definitely too old for this question because my first thought was "Keanu Reeves was NOT 25 when he drove that bus"
Yea, see this is way better than the ones his official account was putting out this weekend bsky.app/profile/magg...
Wait I just tried it and oh no bsky.app/profile/ross...
this feels like a math problem: if rudy was traveling southbound on the highway and flagged down by a domestic violence victim, why was he traveling northbound when he was rear-ended by a teenager? www.nhsp.dos.nh.gov/news-and-med...
Rumpt 2028
This is one of the most explicit examples you'll ever see of "the people who annoy me the most, personally, also happen to be the nation's biggest political problem." The quintessential reactionary centrist maneuver.
Once you realize how much female influencer content of a certain age is set in a car, you realize that maybe you did know the school bus thing was a problem.
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
Sweet thanks!
The hand bruising is from when he shook Fetterman’s hand and the woke mind virus jumped hosts
Drop that link? My kiddo would also love it
Dude wearing camo shirt and “ICE” snapback goes on racist rant in the checkout line, then stabs the legally-blind Christian man who confronts him. This is my town. I bought some motor oil in that very checkout line earlier that morning. There’s a great America in this story, & it’s not in camo.
Wasn’t this settled by the precedent of Rubber v. Glue?
Can’t have impaired mental faculties when you never had mental faculties to begin with
Replace “woke” with “demonic” and this is the same warmed-over 1990s Moral Majority media panic that kept Dungeons & Dragons out of so many middle American homes
there was a "woke detector guide to games" going around and it turns out almost no games are safe for the antiwoke to play except the freddi fish series of children's games from the late 90s
He’s paralyzed with rage — and island rhythms!
Ivermectin has become a "my side" drug: it proves your political allegiance to the Republican Party. I never thought I'd see the day when drugs would become so clearly politically polarized.
#MathSky please tell me we have plans for a Pythagoras Day on 9/16/25
Not only is today the first day of meteorological fall 🍁🍂🌻 it's also the first of five dates this month whose YY.MM.DD components are all perfect squares: 25.09.01 25.09.04 25.09.09 25.09.16 25.09.25
We have analog AI, it’s called row-reducing a matrix by hand
“It’s heritage not hate”
Agree. @aaup.org is on the front lines fighting for higher education, academic freedom, and solidarity among academic workers, students, and our surrounding communities. Join up!
Only the good professors are doing work today though. The rest are just gonna roll in tomorrow morning, cross out “2024” on last year’s syllabi, and jam the copy machine five minutes before class.
mom, dad, help me they’re fighting about gavin in my mentions (you love to see it)
Everything seems suspicious if you’re an idiot
Nextdoor is the PIMBY app (psychopaths in my backyard)
I dunno, what if you want more than two bedrooms?
This is post-breakup “surely the next person to show me any attention is The One!” energy
What a scoop! (mournfully)
Now a lot of you are going to be hearing about this incident so let me just get ahead of it and say
RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
STORROW’D! (Ow! My security deposit!)
Giuliani was rushed to Concord General Tile & Flooring where he went into acute Labor Day Savings
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Exactly
lucasarts ass house. maniac mcmansion
Giuliani was rushed to Concord General Tile & Flooring where he went into acute Labor Day Savings
Honestly glad folks are pogging over Newsom *now* so he can be rendered irrelevant long before the primary
It's Maria Montessori's birthday so do whatever you want, there are no gods, no kings, no rules, you are imprisoned only by your lack of imagination.
IMO this is a reminder that low-information voters - and small business owners - skew right-wing because US conservatives have rejected knowledge, expertise, and facts in favor of "beliefs."
The thing about this guy saying his restaurant is apolitical is that he probably believes it, but I haven't met a single person who claimed to be apolitical in the past decade and a half who wasn't actually right-wing. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
I mean … it’s a Lot
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
** *** bestie
Old Soviet jokes are back in style. Turns out, dark humor ages better than democracy.
Concerned that we are losing the necessary ratio. 15% of teachers/faculty should be irretrievably strange eccentrics. Every learning experience should have some element where in later life you can reflect with former classmates about how bizarre at least one (1) class per year was.
Third & final post in my series on Neurodivergence and Alternative Grading w/ @empittsdonahoe.bsky.social We share some of our thoughts on how to make alt-grading more neurodiversity-informed, based on our research and conversations, plus ideas for future research open.substack.com/pub/beyondth...
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
*scrambling to find the charger*
He has to go now, his planet needs him
The Trump Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it
“Meet me at Little St. James In the Sky”
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
We'll know it happened when OANN puts on Swan Lake
@fakedansavage.bsky.social ‘s finger hovering over the Post button
Someone already knows but is saving it for their book coming next year.
He’s going to come back on Tuesday with one of those dog lampshades
that last cabinet meeting where they all had to kiss Trump’s ass for like five hours was his Make-A-Wish
It's a cold case. The syllabus contains a full, detailed confession, but no one noticed for five years ... until it was sent to the provost for review under the new state-mandated gen ed assessment process. It passed the initial review phase because the learning outcomes are fine.
trump finally appearing on a balcony on sunday like first of all my doctor said i may have set the world record for health
One gallon raw milk Half rotting whale carcass Eye of newt (gingrich)
folks,,
New hit single and/or made-for-tv romcom just dropped
me: “The language of the universe is mathematics” MY YOUNGER CHILD: “lol no it’s my booty” me: “……factually incorrect. it’s actually math”
Mathematician here. It can be two things.
“If you have football fever, there’s only one cure: take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.” (Announcer:) “Warning. Tickets should not be taken internally.”
"Oh no, now that the lies we spread about doctors and COVID-19 and masks and lab leaks and natural immunity have led us to this point, we're aghast! The bridge we're still building is a bridge too far!" Stop coddling and supporting fascists anytime. Instead of this 👇 milquetoast slap-on-the-wrist.
We had ~16 members so we upended our entire course schedule to leave an hour open
*Women* getting married (to men) is MAGA apparently because they think its traditional hegemony makes libs seethe. Just like Sydney Sweeney’s boobs, Sydney Sweeney’s jeans, Sydney Sweeney’s affected 1-900-hotline voice,…
Nothing can possi-bligh go wrong. …”Possibly” go wrong. That’s, uh, the first thing that’s gone wrong.
Maybe if we frame it as curve-shifting the economists will finally understand authoritarian creep
JB has got the sauce (which I assume is mustard)
Shh! Someone will hear you!
A Kodos-Obama-Trump-Biden-Trump voter
Here's hoping that this "we're looking into it" has the same credibility and followthrough as every other time Trump has used that same response to a wildly deranged question. "Oh yes, believe me, we're looking very strongly at that"
YOU WILL EAT THE HORSE PASTE YOU WILL LIVE IN THE F-350 SUPER DUTY TOWNSHIP YOU WILL BOW TO JOEL OSTEEN
“Welp, when you’re catching strays from both sides you know you’re doing something right.” —Ignoramuses
It isn’t. But on meth it is.
100%. He’s gonna be all “why aren’t more Democrats taking the C@Ss Report seriously?”
Present campus excepted of course! I love all faculty members equally, just like my kids
Your favorite faculty member on campus and your least favorite often hail from the same department
Our culture is not his costume, dammit
I think the message is clear, folks: anywhere you go now, make sure you're armed with a sandwich.
