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Mike Steaks

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created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

2 trillion jobs

5/9/2025, 5:42:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

we figured it out. he serves AIPAC.

5/9/2025, 5:26:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

mis amigos, por favor filmen en 4k

5/9/2025, 4:39:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Hear that cartels? Pete Hegseth is coming for you personally, and there's probably nothing you can do about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6dq...

5/9/2025, 2:17:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Because the media is actually completely responsible for him ever becoming president in the first place. People like watching disgusting buffoons, and the media found a golden goose with this pedophile rapist fraudster.

5/9/2025, 2:12:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

By the time Trump's 4-year term is over he will have already spent at least 2 years in Hell.

5/9/2025, 2:06:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

they should do experiments on him

4/9/2025, 11:36:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

she's getting fat

4/9/2025, 11:21:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

that one on the left has bitten off at least 5 dicks

4/9/2025, 10:41:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like a Debutante Ball! All these fresh-faced young ladies! 😂

4/9/2025, 10:39:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

the best he can muster is "there's *maybe* a good faith argument"

4/9/2025, 10:36:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

He says he doesn't know when asked about his core responsibilities as though it's a defense.

4/9/2025, 5:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

They're still being more respectful to him than they should be. They should call him a liar to his face and discusses his heroin addiction, his philandering, etc.

4/9/2025, 5:21:27 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should request that he take a drug test at the end of the session.

4/9/2025, 5:18:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not even just breathing. he's actually mixing in some moans. RFK Jr. is one of the most disgusting people on the planet.

4/9/2025, 5:16:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr. is one of the biggest threats to national security we've faced. He's like a human biological weapon.

4/9/2025, 5:11:19 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 4:59:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish some reporter would ask a question like "Mr. President, what do you say to the allegations that you personally raped young girls during your decades-long friendship with Jeffrey Epstein?" Just getting that question out with his face on camera would be worthy of history books.

4/9/2025, 12:50:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I want them to be like Lyle and Eric and then like Qusay and Uday.

4/9/2025, 12:42:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Can someone get pregnant from a broomstick?

4/9/2025, 3:40:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Kevin "Defo On The Epstein Pedophile List" O'Leary

4/9/2025, 3:39:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget Mike Johnson had an iphone app that allowed him to watch porn with his adopted son.

4/9/2025, 2:29:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Trump is exercising his Fifth Amendment privilege to not release the Epstein files.

4/9/2025, 2:22:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

They have to wipe down Donald Trump's seats like that too, but it's because his diaper leaks diarrhea.

4/9/2025, 1:02:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

fuck off chuck schumer you dipshit

4/9/2025, 12:55:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yikes. That'd be a disaster. Instead, they should take him to the Tower of London and give him the authentic Anne Boleyn experience.

4/9/2025, 12:49:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

We need to all swear to never follow another rule in his honor.

3/9/2025, 10:08:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

We know at least one of them whose sphincter didn't slam shut because it can't. It's kind of a problem. He has to wear a diaper because of it, and he walks around in a big stinky diaper.

3/9/2025, 10:07:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like Nigel Farage is like the UK's Ted Cruz.

3/9/2025, 9:32:15 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

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3/9/2025, 9:25:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like you might have a case. They might settle out of court just to avoid a lengthy lawsuit.

3/9/2025, 9:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

omg dude you're a clown. i'm glad you vote blue like me, but it's now clear to me that you're not terribly intelligent. keep voting though!

3/9/2025, 12:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know who you're talking to cowboy hat. The 'Abandon Harris' campaign was funded by agitators on behalf of Israel and/or Russia.

3/9/2025, 4:35:04 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

The root cause is AIPAC. One difference is that most Democrats hate our politicians for being thralls of Israel, even if we otherwise like them. ...but Republican voters are brainwashed to *like* that their Republican politicians put Israel first.

3/9/2025, 4:25:48 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

There's no way Donald Trump's penis works for anything other than slowly dripping pee into a catheter or diaper.

3/9/2025, 3:12:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you talking about the Kevin O'Leary who has vehemently advocated for hiding the Epstein files and who is definitely in the Epstein files himself?

3/9/2025, 3:10:41 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

🙃

3/9/2025, 2:57:47 AM | 2601 522 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks even more disheveled and deranged than normal. He's defo dying soon. 🥰

3/9/2025, 3:05:00 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone was saying he was late because he got a fresh diaper and then did a whole shit in the new one immediately and had to get it changed again.

3/9/2025, 1:03:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I do like that the second thing is a blatantly obvious lie. ...and also the first thing is.

2/9/2025, 3:36:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:25:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

We didn't know him as well as you so it's not *as* sad for us.

2/9/2025, 3:07:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm convinced that something is terribly wrong with him. There's no way he'd let this speculation that he's at death's door go on if he was capable of stopping it. So he knows he so sick that it'll make it worse if he appears in public. He's hiding like a sick old pedophile coward.

2/9/2025, 1:12:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:06:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

All the ones Trump gave out will be marks of shame for the people who got them. I do hope he gives one to himself soon though, because he sometimes gives them to people just before they depart for Hell.

1/9/2025, 11:38:22 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

100%. It's like a mask, and it's unsettling in the same way a clown is.

1/9/2025, 11:33:58 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I always think of Stuart Larkin

1/9/2025, 11:30:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

www.tiktok.com/@minusman/vi...

1/9/2025, 11:28:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

There isn't anything about Trump or his administration that's funny. They aren't smart enough to know how ashamed they should be of themselves. We're the ones who are embarrassed.

1/9/2025, 11:23:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a very sick old man, and he also looks unwell.

1/9/2025, 11:15:43 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr. needs to top up his worm.

1/9/2025, 5:51:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it shocking that Donald Trump - a child rapist - believes that Roger Clemens - a child rapist - belongs in the MLB Hall of Fame? www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2019/11/20/2...

1/9/2025, 3:01:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

When you said you wouldn't be sitting in this seat if it weren't for... I actually thought you were going to say AIPAC.

1/9/2025, 2:59:20 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, Dean Cain must have been so desperate for money. I think Ashley Schaeffer from Ashley Schaeffer BMW is looking for a new geisha.

1/9/2025, 6:36:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

he's probably just busy packing for Hell

1/9/2025, 6:26:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Depeche Mode "A Question of Time"

1/9/2025, 6:23:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah. I aged out of being able to listen to this song a few decades ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pt7...

1/9/2025, 6:19:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to update it though. Tesla, NYT, and CNN are on the wrong side.

1/9/2025, 5:53:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:59:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

It sort of stings, but I hate the image of what an American is right now too. I can't really blame our international friends for feeling the same way.

1/9/2025, 2:02:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

He's starting to feel the heat from where he's about to go for eternity.

1/9/2025, 2:00:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I sure hope Lauren Kemp is ok.

1/9/2025, 1:55:01 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. There is literally zero chance he was intervening in some random domestic violence incident. That obvious lie is a clue that there's something really sketchy about what he was doing.

1/9/2025, 1:51:14 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm most interested in this absurd fiction that he was helping a domestic violence victim. He can't bend over far enough to pull up his own underwear, but we're to believe he's out doing acts of heroism on the streets. So fucking ridiculous.

1/9/2025, 1:45:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

It really needs to be a urinal, and it costs $5 to piss on his bones. The money is used to fund cancer research or public schools. They could even split up his carcass so there are several locations around the country.

30/8/2025, 9:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

"well" is being applied generously. He looks like bronzed-over death.

30/8/2025, 7:51:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Schumer isn't even Wall St. He represents Tel Aviv.

30/8/2025, 3:03:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

nice to see great grandpa the Winter Warlock is having a good time

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30/8/2025, 3:01:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

he looks warmed over

30/8/2025, 2:59:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

my biggest beautiful dream is that he's very terribly and obviously ill for a while and has to get paraded around in public as he rots.

30/8/2025, 4:26:38 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:24:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Retire you useless nasty old Winter Warlock. You're ballot-box poison for Democrats.

30/8/2025, 4:23:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

She's definitely a Mossad agent right?

30/8/2025, 12:32:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Take Cornyn's seat Beto

29/8/2025, 9:47:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

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29/8/2025, 9:22:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

step down. you're hurting the party with your fecklessness.

29/8/2025, 9:20:35 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

and the understanding of math, science, history, literature, and art.

29/8/2025, 8:03:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe check if he's ok like Tony Soprano did with Christopher.

29/8/2025, 2:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Keith this wasn't worth a comment.

29/8/2025, 1:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

you're a mistake

29/8/2025, 1:32:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Born in Maryland, college in Georgia, played baseball in Texas for a few years, moved to Connecticut. ...I think I'll go be a fascist politician in Texas!

29/8/2025, 6:09:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Mark Teixeira. Total dipshit.

29/8/2025, 6:06:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

That was legitimately one of the most badass alpha things I've ever seen.

29/8/2025, 4:01:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aksul Krumpskragga Da Junk Boss🛠️🍄 (@dajunkboss.vtubers.social) reposted

Wez krumped dem wunce wez do et again #RiseUp

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29/8/2025, 1:45:48 AM | 8176 1070 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds like Jake Hamill taking.

29/8/2025, 12:36:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

She has broken her addiction to methamphetamine though. Credit where credit is due.

28/8/2025, 11:29:25 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

All awards and appointments given by Trump need to be stricken as soon as this dark chapter ends.

28/8/2025, 11:27:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Sirhan Sirhan Jr. have some kind of batsignal type thing?

28/8/2025, 2:21:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr. would be writing a manifesto on the wall of an asylum in his own feces if he hadn't been born into wealth.

28/8/2025, 1:44:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

She's talking really slow like she's speaking to children. Nasty old hag probably smells like piss.

27/8/2025, 11:32:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

This is great, but I think Trump would struggle to work a puppet. He'd probably get confused and try to fuck it.

27/8/2025, 5:50:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully he signed a deal with the Devil and the bill is almost due.

27/8/2025, 3:23:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Jenna Ellis spent way too much time inhaling Rudy Guliani's farts.

27/8/2025, 3:16:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Trump also likes to treat 14-year-old girls like much older prostitutes.

27/8/2025, 3:14:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

that guy's head looks like an actual egg

27/8/2025, 2:27:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't want to rock the boat too much because they love Trump's support for Israel's ethnic cleansing of the Palestinians.

27/8/2025, 2:24:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

and just like that, i blocked forbes

27/8/2025, 12:48:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully this is because they know he's terminal.

27/8/2025, 12:47:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Steaks (@mike-steaks.bsky.social) reply parent

who gives a fuck

26/8/2025, 10:17:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 10:10:43 PM | 13 6 | View on Bluesky | view