The most telling thing is that he stuck to the subject. No mention of MAGA, how great / smart he is or how he deserves a Nobel.
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The most telling thing is that he stuck to the subject. No mention of MAGA, how great / smart he is or how he deserves a Nobel.
The UK needs to follow Denmark's lead in giving individuals copywriter over their image so scammers can face prosecution for using your likeness.
Looks great but I'll never understand how there's sound in the vacuum of space.
So true. It's also mad that people accept 'it's just business' like it's a natural effect that happens and you just have to accept it.
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There is an 'i' in Tim but he's nowhere to be found.
UK Energy companies will squeeze what they can by charging what they want and when they want whenever it suits them. And don't get me started on their standing charges. Fuming.
Beef bacon, lamb bacon, turkey bacon, duck bacon, fakin bacon. 😍😍😍
Fresh baked bread should be a scent you can wear.
The problem isn’t refugees on boats. The problem is oligarchs hoarding obscene amounts of wealth while most people fight to stay afloat. Wages aren't tied to inflation, so the working class keeps falling behind no matter how hard they work.
🤮🤮🤮 He's such a wet human. A complete drip.
It goes so much further than just our economic and geopolitical station. Starmer has failed on everything; nationalising our utilities, dealing with immigration, reigning in corporate profiteering, Israel's genocide, wealth tax, tackling the cost of living crisis, etc. He can't cope.
It's undeniably dangerous but also fun to use. What a fucknuckle.
(guy that discovers oysters are edible) Nah you put it in your mouth.
Yeah it's the Thai version of it. It really is one of those dishes you can add to your regular eats. You're lucky to have a place local that you can get it. I have to travel so it becomes a treat.
Most people know it as hainanese chicken 👍🏻
Lol. People discussing and debating the look of fictional characters cuts me up. In reality both god and jesus could be any colour you fancy. They have the same base of evidence as dragons and leprechauns.
Have them work lifting stones to rebuild what they have destroyed under the gaze of their victims until their fingers can no longer bleed and their hearts give out.
I hear ya. An old space junker would have salvaged ship parts, or even whole parts of ships, welded/bolted/cut into their own hull for any number of reasons. Overtime they'd increase mass and resemble metal asteroids.
I looove space salvage vessels. That looks wicked 👍🏻 I always envisioned real space ships would look more like giant balls or squares being that there's no up or down in space and no need for aerodynamics. The exception being if they often enter planetary atmospheres.
Thank you for providing context. Fuck you for the insult.
Knowing Eric he'll get him to sign a get well soon card by accident.
You're contradicting yourself by claiming only 3 million readers are the voting public and you're wrong if you think facts mean nothing. It means little to the daily mail and sun lot, but real stats still have meaning for millions of others. Not everyone is blinded by paid media. You're an example.
😂😂😂 Then I suggest a flame thrower.
Is this for when the time travel machine is finished?
Scary if you're on the receiving end.
It's mainly just a deep, personal desire/dream/wish/prayer many of us have, to hear that the bully is no more.
You're missing Irwin's expected danger factor. "As beautiful as the dove is, it could peck my eyes out in a flash with it's razor sharp beak. Lucky for me I'm watching through the feeder cam and they don't eat those very often."
I'm backing the all blacks but that's an impressive scoreline. Promises to be a great world Cup.
Search: Is Trump dead? Google: No. Search: Why not?
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You can rest assured the last of all of those will belong to the wealthiest. Once even they're gone, the wealthy will employ you to pollinate the plants, to stand atop one another to provide them shade and to spit in their mouths for hydration. They just don't care.
The body couldn't hold up the St George flag.
Sharp edge. There's a brush hair in your clouds tho. 👍🏻
Every home should have this furniture.
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Not possible. No law can be enforced without militant strength.
Is it high protein because there's no vegetables? Also you can increase the protein by losing the rice otherwise it's just Korean popcorn chicken.
RFK Jr's raspy voice is all he has to define him. Without it he's just an old hotdog vendor who 'knows stuff'.
Have them buried with you in case you regain consciousness.
Solution. Send money from your will into a global bounty for hunting billionaires. Desperate for money, kill a billionaire, money goes to your family or other. Funded by dead people so no legal recourse. Billionaires will be forced into their underground mega bunkers or be hunted.
Hey guys. There's some soda left in this can. Oorah!
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
Imagine the screen protectors on those.
He has the smile of a Disney villain.
I was in NZ last year. Don't recall which supermarket but everything was pick your own produce and place in provided paper bags. At checkout they weigh at the tills. Really simple stuff.
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For years now I've done all the cooking/baking in the home to the point my wife struggles if she has to cook a meal. This is ideal. Partly because I love good food and always seek to up my game. Also I want to spoil her so she doesn't stray into the arms of a chef.
Kids: Can we have taco bell? Parent: No. Let me take you to a food truck that serves Mexican food with flavor.
Naked dash across a sports field during a match.
He's not catching anyone unless they're pregnant.
Puppets.
Someone needs to run a list of how many properties are owned by other MPs. I'm sure the Tories would show you what a real housing empire looks like.
New Superman thread where he spends most of his time reading social media and occasionally flies off to destroy people who post stuff that makes him mad.
You're a billionaire. You feel superior to all and ignore the dangers of sex with underage girls. You indulge until your sex traffickers are busted. Your work friends in media, politics and justice bury all evidence while you play golf. It works. You're a billionaire. You feel superior to all.
What are you wearing? Salmon 1: Grey Salmon 2: Grey Salmon 3: Grey Salmon 4: Grey Salmon 5: I'm going totally ultramarine with a touch of sapphire and celeste for extra shimmer and shine! Salmon 6: Grey Salmon 7: Grey Salmon 8: Grey
When you have complete control of the DOJ system and as much time as you need, there will never be any lists of anything you don't like. Every day another piece of evidence is being burnt, shredded, redacted, threatened and bribed. Once again the Pedo President triumphs.
Sending poor people food is a prelude to a soylent green society.
And yet it has nothing to do with safety. It's all just smoke and mirrors.
America is at the point where an overweight octagenarian painted day glo orange in a nappy patrolling the capital is what it takes to make them feel safe.
People and property must suffer apocalyptic type scenarios around the world before we can all agree that human made climate change is real. Sadly there is so much more suffering to come.
The fact that fishing or hunting is not on the list tells me it is BS.
Protection against sky sharks.
Au contraire.... Elephants are destructive creatures. They dramatically change landscapes by trampling and consuming vast areas of plant life. This in turn creates clearings, disperse seeds, and alter vegetation density resulting in renewed biodiversity.
Piss in my pint and offer it to him as a drink on the house.
Someone needs to invent frozen pizza where all the toppings are spread evenly and stay there. I mean really, all the sundried tomatoes are frozen tight in a pile.
I feel the stories teach us to judge a character not by their appearance but by their actions. All three display levels of humanity beyond many of those in their world. They're anti heroes in a sea of villains.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
Salt bad sugar good?
The bit when Mel Gibson says ice cubes melt in a glass and the glass doesn't overspill. The polar ice caps aren't in the water. Fucktard.
In the creative sphere, AI is generating content like text, images, and even music, affecting roles like writers, designers, and musicians. Additionally, AI is assisting in manufacturing, transportation, and medical fields.
I googled it for you. AI has replaced or significantly impacted roles involving repetitive, data-driven tasks, and some creative fields. Jobs like data entry clerks, some customer service representatives, and basic accounting roles are seeing automation.
Arrest? No. Keel haul? Yes.
I once read a novel where the british gangster moaned that everyone was away on vacation. Brits holiday ffs
Can't they just have the same rules as bicycles?
If he's wrong can we feed him to the pigs?
Need to add 'being side' for something means no go.
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
What must Putin think when he sits opposite the orange taco and listens to the nonsense that spills from Trump's mouth? I bet Putin giggles inside while resisting the urge to slap him.
This has 'those other people eat babies' kind of vibe.
More people would have watched Snow White if they'd advertised it as hate mail.
"Allergic to anaesthetics? No problem. We have paracetamol and an extensive list of jokes to occupy your attention while we saw."
Backed it for the hardcover edition 👍🏻. So excited.
If elected President of Horror Movies I will ensure victims are not just groups of young attractive friends or mothers recovering from past traumas. And pets will always escape as they are more astute than humans and aren't bothered with what's in a dark basement.
First goes the bowels then the brain. I have a feeling Trump's presidency will end with him crying and flinging shit at the doctors as they try to herd him into the van for the care home.
Faragists will insist the UK is really, really, really dangerous. You could say they are dangerouser.
It's data harvesting. It's profile building. It's cataloguing. It's big brother is watching you. It's digital fascism. It's the future you feared being forced down your throat. It's driven me to believe I would embrace a zombie apocalypse.
When all are dead, I can forsee the government lamenting on how horrible the eradication of Palestinians was but we can now invest in the Gaza Riviera and boost our GDP. Labour are filthy animals.
Can't believe I'll never be able to see this in a theatre.
Have a great day my guy 👍🏻
The only incentive to make a billionaire generous is by giving them more money!? Ffs
The only incentive to make a billionaire generous is by giving them more money!? Ffs
Show me your quick getaway vehicle.
The year is 2029. Trump remains in power after changing the constitution. Trump demands all parents present their daughters at the WH for a personal parade for the President. Failure to comply will result in incarceration. Parents across America fatten their daughters in the hope they are rejected.
Nuclear bomb denialists and flat earthers. A stupid coin with two sides.
I wonder if he has girls and a wife he can offer to his emperor.
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed. Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
