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Because the AR-15 doesn't cut into the Mexican meth market.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Send in the National Guard!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

White moron death cult.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

At least they will be "All Natural" deaths.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's implied by the name.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr dissected a Labrador he found on the side of the road once. So he has seen the inside of a lab.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

It makes knowing who to hate a lot easier.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure your "Pierre Poilievre's Assistant" T-shirt helped.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Job security.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

You think they still want it?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a good thing minimum wage is so low or CEOs would make even more.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Original? I like K-pop but isn't it a Romeo and Juliet western?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

They make the caps for ivermectin tubes.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Proud boys in black face could be baited into it.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring out your dead!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Who made you the modeling expert?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Old man yells at rainbow.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they know what causes RFK Jr?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Tip: Say "TP" instead of thoughts and prayers. You can read an extra novel each year with the time you save.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Well soon there will be a lot less food, so you don't have to monitor as much.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard there's guys with guns running around DC, picking up trash.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Homophobic? You can say a lot about the Aztek sure, but homophobic?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Bills fan I'm sure this is the year they win the Superbowl. But the electricity will cut at half time because of some sort of drone attack by ICE gone wrong.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Mass shootings are suicide by cop.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

To save time I just say TP instead of thoughts and prayers.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Vitamin B?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he making it now?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I like "Avocado Toast Barrel" better.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been saying TP instead of thoughts and prayers to save time.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait until he tells him he is only getting one doll for Christmas.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Crossing Guard

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Crossing Guard

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't they just shoot the litter bugs?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Productivity and wages split in the late 70s. That's because we've had a labor glut caused by automation, computers and off-shorting. 40 hours/week no longer works. A new work week needs to be calculated. A legal system for enforcement and adjustment is needed.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a lot grosser than you can imagine as well.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to use my own picture, but decided to use a picture of this random good looking guy, so people would trust me.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

That's okay because drug prices are going down 1,500%.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

The robot doesn't know they are killing the baby, they're just doing the laundry.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Snoop made more money from crackers than Nabisco.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember that time they locked up Martha Stewart for the 2008 banking crisis?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

This is step five of undermining the economy.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair they mostly used Confederate flags.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

The good news is popcorn is cheaper than ever!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

You know it's Rupert Murdock's fault we're in this mess. Where's he from?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine being a Bills fan watching this.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope they find out that autism is caused by a virus and they develop a vaccine.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

You stop becoming immigrants when your kids hate immigrants.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I just started a fund to stop scammers. I'll post something as soon as I learn AI

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm afraid of his supporters.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, a dense object.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Same could be said to billionaires.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to change it to "Avocado Toast Barrel"

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I registered Republican a couple of years ago just so I could vote for the least maga in primaries.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump just signed an executive order to make the Tesla cyber truck the official flag of the USA

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Not yet.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no AI is taking all our jobs!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Gen X has the highest level of lead poisoning, so that could be a factor.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

They're talking about screen doors.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr is taking care of the latter.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot world summer!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

And the USA once the troll farms and bribes stop.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me why billionaires want this. There are less and less billionaires in Russia and only one in North Korea.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd take the year in jail if the flag I burned was being hugged by someone.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no we're not having enough babies!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

At least the email gets your interest.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the cult Trump took over.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Well she has no motivation to lie.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he's getting the best ivermectin money can buy.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Stupidity is top, then ignorance is second.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

According to Ghislaine Maxwell, Trump is innocent.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

He was the quarterback but it takes a whole team to win a game.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think I can become an orthopedic surgeon.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know but I heard that recently there are a lot people with guns there.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, most of the flags were Confederate.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Why 10%? Why not 100%?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I would tell the White House chef not to buy any green bananas.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

It would be great if the flag was being hugged by someone when it was set on fire.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama was lucky because his dark skin didn't show the bruises.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I know which one thinks he's a grass expert.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no AI is taking all our jobs!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not what it says in the Smithsonian.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

They should just stack cases of vodka at the border.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I was wondering why Melania was wearing the Hope diamond. She doesn't have to worry about the curse because how could it be worse than being married to Trump.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to break out the Woody Guthrie.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Must of us aren't very happy either.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Now they're taking away the African American museum from us.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

They're doing this so that when they start arresting the pedophiles and Trump administration, they'll say it's just political retribution.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Based on Alice in Wonderland, I thought hedgehogs would hate flamingos.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

This one weird trick will keep you from getting measles, that they don't want you to know!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Avocado Toast Barrel

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not the disinformation, it's the idiots that believe it.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

She only saw sexy women throwing themselves at him with tears in their eyes. He did nothing however because of how much he cherished his wife.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Get a job you white hippy!

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

When did COVID-19 ever hurt anybody?

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a Bills fan, I don't think it can be worse than super bowl 25. Wide right.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

We can't wait for perfect, besides my wife won't let me run.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

My penis begs to differ.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Who would have guessed stopping immigration was as easy as turning the USA into a shit hole.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe that's what the whole cracker barrel rebrand is about.

mortdelapeur.bsky.social (@mortdelapeur.bsky.social) reply parent

pileated woodpecker - largest in North America third largest in the world