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Napoleon the Chemist

@napochem.bsky.social

Sleep is my dumpstat. He/Him

created July 29, 2023

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Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Diverticulitis has entered the chat?

1/9/2025, 11:38:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) reposted

Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”

1/9/2025, 9:08:35 PM | 4672 841 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social)

Just posting a song for no particular reason.

1/9/2025, 5:58:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Phones are a distraction that can divert attention of even kids who *want* to learn and will distract kids around the little asshole who wants to watch TikTok all through class instead of quietly reading a book, staring into space in La-La-Land, or doodling. Actions affect those around you.

31/8/2025, 1:47:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we found an *excellent* example of Oppositional Defiant Disorder. The very *notion* of rules is anathema and an evil far worse than kids ruining their futures by having no education.

31/8/2025, 1:41:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

So kids should just be jabbering off in class, then. Can't restrict their right to babble constantly, that's controlling behavior. Kids. Need. Rules. I know you hate to hear you need to follow rules, but YOU NEED TO FOLLOW RULES. RULES MAKE SOCIETY ACTUALLY FUCKING WORK.

31/8/2025, 1:40:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

So, uh, since there's an explicit second amendment right to have guns, do you think kids should be allowed to be packing at school, too? There's no constitutional right to a fucking phone being on your person 24/7. Fuck, kids aren't allowed to *chew gum* during class. Phones are worse than that.

31/8/2025, 1:32:03 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Children need rules. This isn't taking away personal liberties.

31/8/2025, 1:27:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Anti-intellectualism is actually pretty central to authoritarianism of all flavors. People who want to destroy academia, the sciences, and medicine aren't necessarily fascists, but fascists almost universally are people who want to destroy academia, the sciences, and medicine.

31/8/2025, 1:17:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

That motherfucker is the only thing keeping the sack of wet, feral, rabid cats from killing each other. I would honestly prefer that they no longer unite for achieving agenda.

31/8/2025, 12:24:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Alas, I am not old enough to have been around for the Carter presidency. Reagan was when I entered the world. Really wish he never got out of Hollywood...

31/8/2025, 12:21:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss having a POTUS who didn't babble incomprehensibly. Obama's maybe not the most fair point of comparison, seeing as he's possibly the most skilled orator to hold office in my entire life, but we still could point to Clinton, Biden (even while tired and fighting his stutter), and Bush the Elder.

31/8/2025, 12:01:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:06:35 PM | 368 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

The argument that Trump is no longer capable is not a difficult one to make. Surviving Trump's cultists after "stealing" the presidency? More difficult. Not that he should let that stop him.

30/8/2025, 9:21:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't watch the video, but I wouldn't be surprised.

30/8/2025, 9:13:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance 100% would.

30/8/2025, 9:07:49 PM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump

29/8/2025, 8:00:19 PM | 3823 913 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 14050 3380 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evandril (@evandril.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Found on the FBs

On a background similar to what trump uses, the words
30/8/2025, 7:08:24 AM | 197 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jess m. 🌷 (@jametc.bsky.social) reposted

here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone

30/8/2025, 4:57:54 AM | 6873 1524 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social)

I should really start to seriously practice trumpet again so I can bust out some suitable tunes when the day comes. Star Spangled Banner. America the Beautiful. Ode to Joy. Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead.

30/8/2025, 5:27:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Covid would have done him in if he hadn't had access to the most cutting-edge treatments available.

30/8/2025, 5:23:51 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra
29/8/2025, 8:04:36 PM | 6548 1312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

My dentist wears an N95 mask. I can make a pretty safe guess.

30/8/2025, 3:12:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

It sounds like you've raised a pair of smartasses. I can come to no other conclusion that you and your wife are doing an excellent job as parents.

30/8/2025, 3:01:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

EasyToHandle.exe failed to launch, insufficient brain cells.

30/8/2025, 2:59:04 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I would accept, "We regret that President Trump did not live to see trial at the Hague. It is our deepest hope that JD Vance will be able to live to see trial."

30/8/2025, 2:41:05 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I would imagine that medication interactions in medically complex elderly individuals is also a major risk factor, especially if they have a team of doctors that probably aren't really communicating with each other very well.

30/8/2025, 2:38:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

30/8/2025, 1:37:33 AM | 16054 2796 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

In the process of breeding them to be placid and easy to handle, humanity also halved the number of brain cells in livestock.

30/8/2025, 2:36:21 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Per the ToS, I can't say that I hope it happens. But I will certainly read the obituary with a great deal of glee. Is there a betting pool on whether it'll the Scotts or the Australians to be the ones to publish "The Orange Cunt Finally Kicks It"?

30/8/2025, 2:29:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social)

Vaccines save lives, pass it on.

30/8/2025, 2:20:57 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ONeillJones (@oneilljones.com) reposted

this survey took less than two minutes yes, it's inane. do it anyway

29/8/2025, 6:46:03 PM | 1899 1870 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted reply parent

The entire point of telling people this far out that no, I will never vote for Newsom, is so they can choose someone who doesn't suck. If they go ahead and nominate him anyway, that's not on me (and he's still not getting my vote).

25/8/2025, 11:07:14 PM | 2550 343 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jhonen Vasquez (@jhnenvee.bsky.social) reposted

Do not fear the thing on the wing. BE the thing on the wing.

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28/8/2025, 6:40:00 PM | 224 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Position yourself for best audibility, take a deep breath, press lips to the inside of your elbow, and BLOW. Then cry out, "I'm coming home, Jesus!"

29/8/2025, 3:18:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I know of a chemical that could manage the latter. Did you know dirt is flammable if you try hard enough? It's a lovely little thing, it will set *asbestos* on fire on contact.

29/8/2025, 3:17:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Extra fun is watching the poor flautists cringe and panic at the negligent flute handling. There's a certain level of horror in a musician's eyes when they're expecting a concert instrument to collide with a mic stand and send pieces flying.

29/8/2025, 2:57:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Not only is he unprepared to be POTUS in general, he's also gets to look forward to nobody in the administration having anything approaching loyalty toward him and a cult that will have a not insignificant number of people believing he engaged in a conspiracy against Dear Leader.

29/8/2025, 2:29:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

He strikes me as the brain-eating amoeba kinda guy. Or high blood pressure.

28/8/2025, 9:34:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

The better way to talk about molecules is chiral vs achiral. This is an achiral molecule. The 3 groups coming off the nitrogen are identical, meaning no chiral center. The way it's drawn may simply be out of convenience.

28/8/2025, 9:32:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

The molecule is comprised entirely of sigma-bonds, which can rotate freely* about the axis. This is a 2-D representation of a 3-D molecule, so the way everything "points" is kinda arbitrary. *certain relative positions of non-bonding e- and functional groups is energetically better or worse

28/8/2025, 9:26:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Fluorine and carbon absolutely love each other. They fluorinate methyl groups in medicinal chemistry a lot of the time because it makes the molecule *more* stable. Just looking at it, bond lengths are gonna be very short. As a general rule, that means stable.

28/8/2025, 4:21:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kim (@kimmymonte.bsky.social) reposted

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

27/8/2025, 12:49:12 AM | 3713 1072 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social)

If you followed me because I amused you in The Replies, I am sorry. That's where all the so-called "bangers" happen. I'm only funny if someone sets it up for me.

28/8/2025, 4:52:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably not, but the nation will enthusiastically mourn when he is.

28/8/2025, 4:48:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 (@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social) reposted

Fantasy football is D&D for jocks. The quarterback is the wizard. The plays are his spells. The more yards gained, the higher level he can upcast. Tackles are counterspells. Championship games are boss fights.

27/8/2025, 9:07:04 PM | 76 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's hoping for a future, non-sarcastic "Double pulmonary embolism for the win!"

28/8/2025, 2:57:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:55:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted

This thing where people BREAK NEWS in all caps but don't include a single source has got to stop.

27/8/2025, 10:05:22 PM | 962 118 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom Clancy's General Chemistry 1st Edition

28/8/2025, 2:44:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reposted

Listen kids: Sometimes you just want to play a video game with all the cheats turned on and that's absolutely okay. That's the flannel jammie pants and t-shirt of gaming and it's perfectly valid.

28/8/2025, 1:01:32 AM | 614 149 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

And QR codes are *remarkably* durable...

27/8/2025, 9:03:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

AI advocates threaten authors with a good time.

27/8/2025, 8:47:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ars Technica (@arstechnica.com) reposted

AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.

27/8/2025, 3:53:30 PM | 4683 1760 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John (@johngoodman.bsky.social) reposted

realistic Star Trek

A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! 🚀🦅✨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?
26/8/2025, 5:23:27 PM | 6417 2493 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen a statistic about missing persons reports quite often turning out to be a case the "missing person" being of sound mind and wanting to leave. I don't remember details off-hand, but it's good to remember abusers file them to try and get back their victims before sharing third-hand reports.

27/8/2025, 4:02:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social) reposted

a big problem with the death of media outside of urban areas is that we could use a lot more sensational reporting on the Murderous White Trash Terror That Stalks the Red State Heartland

26/8/2025, 7:25:30 PM | 203 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta wonder how many unsolved murders in rural towns are unsolved because the killer's buddies with the sheriff. Or, y'know, the sheriff.

27/8/2025, 3:56:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably! My dad's sleep schedule is a lot like mine. Shit's genetic. I got really damn lucky and a doctor diagnosed me with delayed sleep phase syndrome after a sleep study and listening to me about my sleep patterns. She called the results "interesting" after looking at them.

27/8/2025, 3:41:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

It is quite distressing just how much of the population is No Thought, Just Action.

27/8/2025, 3:37:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I have *never* had a good time with sleeping. I struggle least when I go to bed after 2 am, and even then I need medication. I sympathize with you and your kid. It's legit possible your kid has a circadian rhythm disorder and just doesn't naturally feel sleepy when most people feel sleepy.

27/8/2025, 3:30:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Wiser (@drmikewiser.bsky.social) reposted

Observation: Extant 6-limbed creatures are overwhelmingly within the clade Hexapoda, a grouping of arthropods that contains insects and their close relatives. Conjecture: Centaurs are particularly large beetles. Western dragons are cryptic parasitoid wasps. Angels are exceptionally large fireflies.

27/8/2025, 3:07:34 AM | 38 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, the literal children probably *could* successfully mug them. MAGAmen are more fragile than wet toilet paper.

27/8/2025, 2:45:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, sometimes kids pick sleep as their dump stat during character creation.

27/8/2025, 2:43:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, I kinda feel like "I was following orders" sounds a hell of a lot like "I would like to plead guilty."

26/8/2025, 7:00:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he just sorta coalesced from the evil that leaks out from the worst humanity has to offer. There's no vampire that created him, he's just evil that has taken on the form of a man.

26/8/2025, 3:24:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

With a name like "Strokkur", "squirter" might be a suitable substitute for "calderabukkake"

26/8/2025, 3:21:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

This image is distressingly apt.

26/8/2025, 2:52:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm honestly surprised he doesn't have any other infamous tits he's following. At 40k following and opinions that bad, I'd expect more than just Tim Nickels. (disparaging nickname because I figure he's the sort to name search himself)

25/8/2025, 6:49:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

"Merkins" is right there.

25/8/2025, 6:31:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I was gonna make a joke about how all swallows are welcome, but then I looked this one up. It is extra adorable and extra welcome.

25/8/2025, 1:12:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

The most time-consuming part was finding the facial expression on Know Your Meme. I had not idea what it's called, so I just had to search "face" and scroll until I found the goddamn thing.

24/8/2025, 5:01:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

The Rose Garden of all places is just bizarre.

24/8/2025, 4:58:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Yellowstone-san will have a enormous climax, some day.

24/8/2025, 4:43:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm guessing Virginia used to be the most common state for IP-based gelocation. You probably have the career experience to know why I think it would be Virginia.

24/8/2025, 3:03:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

This week in court a white cis woman landlord started *literally crying* when I was doing my opening argument for my client and started saying to her lawyer "how is this allowed? How are these people just allowed to have a lawyer?" through tears, because evidently oppression is when due process

23/8/2025, 5:50:55 PM | 2799 602 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social)

This is a sign @sarahtaber.bsky.social has been known to tap.

24/8/2025, 12:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Andersen (@sarahseeandersen.bsky.social) reposted

image
23/8/2025, 6:19:38 PM | 23630 6239 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cezary Jan Strusiewicz (@ostrichson.bsky.social) reposted

Being a Harry Potter adult.

23/8/2025, 7:12:10 AM | 1064 336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

it'll be funny when the news is like "a nation is mourning" and then can't find a single live shot that doesn't include people very clearly partying their asses off

23/8/2025, 9:43:31 AM | 981 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm glad this is well-received. Always gotta be wary of potentially being unappreciated.

23/8/2025, 6:23:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

*don't know enough

23/8/2025, 6:00:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't enough to opine on the extent or the farm's legal liability, but I sure as shit have an opine on the ethics involved. (The farm are Baddies.)

23/8/2025, 6:00:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted

if you’re on the left, the question of “should you be on a platform consciously designed to turn people to the right” shouldn’t be some head-scratching dilemma

23/8/2025, 2:28:20 PM | 4824 542 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

My MiL worked for USDA and was probably one of the biggest hardasses they had for regs. She once shut down a place for having lead paint on the pipes over food production, IIRC. Owners were *shocked* that she did this, so that kinda tells you how rare it was even then.

23/8/2025, 4:40:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

What about the children of these people who are given raw milk by their parents? Do the kids deserve to die, too?

23/8/2025, 4:38:21 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I've seen what bottling they use for that milk; It's meant to resemble a normal milk jug. You're not feeding a calf out of a damn milk jug. In terms of liability, I would expect the store is gonna have a lot. They allegedly stated it was acceptable to give to human children. That's bad!

23/8/2025, 4:36:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

This might be going a bit far.

A map of Yellowstone National Park with a face from a hentai photoshopped onto it. The expression of the face implies pleasure.
23/8/2025, 4:27:57 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Topical sterile isn't too bad. Sterile manufacture is an enormous pain in the ass. There's a reason oral and skin-use do not bother with it. You need to control the entirety of the environment from beginning to end. My previous employer does sterile manufacture, so I gained a bit of industry insight

23/8/2025, 6:43:20 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a non-zero chance that at least *some* of his medical team is banking on his health not being up to everything he's doing.

23/8/2025, 6:36:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

The raw materials testing is *extensive* at my work. The CoA results are insufficient to just start using stuff. And then when you get into the injectables (like the GLP-1 agonists being discussed!) you *really* get into nightmare scenarios. "Sterile" is not an easy thing to accomplish.

23/8/2025, 6:32:56 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social)

Fill this out and make your support for having a free direct-file income tax service provided by the IRS instead of some greedy bastards who will spam your inbox forever after and then suffer a data breach that exposes all your personal info because they think data security is woke or whatever.

23/8/2025, 3:31:19 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't blame him one bit for refusing to finish the books out of spite, after the kinds of comments people have made to his face.

23/8/2025, 3:22:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Assuming they "giggle", at least.

23/8/2025, 3:02:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

I was instilled with the irresistible urge to create a deeply cursed image when I first saw this skeet. It now exists and I'm questioning if I should post it. It involves a map of Yellowstone with a face photoshopped onto it. Probably the sort of thing that would make @faineg.bsky.social giggle.

23/8/2025, 3:02:33 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

Grey market pharmaceuticals are definitely not shady at all. /s (I am a QC chemist in pharma, my department is fucking expensive and they keep us around for a damn good reason and I'm guessing the grey market GLP-1s don't have meaningful QC)

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Profile picture Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social) reposted

Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries. Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross. Protect trans folks.

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Profile picture Napoleon the Chemist (@napochem.bsky.social) reply parent

The location of the "completed series" turns out to be buried beneath palm trees shaped like a W. In the locked chest buried beneath is a single sheet of paper. On it is written, "You're all a bunch of entitled cunts. Winter comes, everyone dies. Fuck you all. G.R.R.M. out."

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Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”

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