It only takes one passenger to fail to put their phone into airplane mode.
It only takes one passenger to fail to put their phone into airplane mode.
And the Jews burned down the Reichstag.
That's assuming that a national emergency isn't declared and elections aren't cancelled.
Unless of course the polls are favorable, then you can accept them as gospel.
So does adding 400 million guns to the situation make it better or worse?
Somebody please make it stop!
Kennedy and Miller are two of the most dangerous people in the country.
Smash>smush
Despite the evidence to the contrary.
The children were praying to the omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, all loving God at the time of the shooting. What is it about J.D. Vance's prayers that are more efficacious?
Let me guess. Mortgage fraud?
Fuck this guy, anyone who looks like him, and the horse he rode in on.
Guessing this isn't what they signed up for.
When your primary residence is Trump's colon.
My God, was he tortured as a baby?
OMG, he's doing that eyebrow thing just like Lucille on "Arrested Development"!
90 year old people were born in 1935. Hardly the Age Of Aquarius.
The phallic umbrellas really tie the whole thing together.
"I'd rather be pretty. I can fake being smart."
Zieg heil!
Only if they're "woke".
People who are 90 were born in 1935. Hardly the "Age Of Aquarius".
What do they think hanging the Ten Commandments on the wall will accomplish? Probably about as much as the rote daily recitation of The Pledge Of Allegiance.
But what if they start crossing at night?
Restaurant sales are down over 30% over last year in DC. Could ICE raids have anything to do with it?
I wish I could ignore Nazis but it's probably not a good idea.
Come watch ICE raid car washes and restaurants!
Black? Woman? DEI!
"Sorry. I had no idea what the fuck you looked like."
Dude, "The Fifth Sense" beat you by many years,
Brilliant
The Asst. Director runs day to day operations. That's why this position has always been filled with a veteran FBI agent. Until now. Now it's being filled by people who have no fucking idea how the FBI runs.
"Oh yeah, and when I was eight I killed a gopher with a stick."
"There were literally tears in their eyes."
What a huge middle finger to Trump.
Talk about a straw man argument. My God.
The light in his eyes has been extinguished.
What a condescending prick.
"Drop the sandwich or I'll shoot!"
He knows better. He's seen the video. He's just a fucking liar.
Secret Service officers were at risk? From what?
There it is again. "These people". Just a couple of days ago Trump said "these people" were naturals for doing farm work.
Two yoots
Send in the Marines. Now!
What a reprehensible individual.
The offender doesn't get to decide what's offensive.
This year's honorees will be Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Dean Cain.
Yep, those are some enormously Big Balls if he thinks he deserves the Presidential Medal Of Freedom.
The Medal Of Freedom for getting mugged? Seems a bit much.
IN BOBBY WE TRUST!🫣
Charlie was in no way as obnoxious, racist, and condescending as Limbaugh.
Who attacks armed ICE agents with full body armor?
If I knocked Whitaker down and took his wallet did I "earn" it?
I think it would give Paul Pelosi great pleasure to kick Trump square in the balls.
Swap? Is Russia giving up territory to Ukraine?
It doesn't matter because they have lifetime appointments.
Swap? For what?
Hillbilly Felony
He'll be meeting him as the President Of The United States? Oh fuck, that's right. We reelected him!
But Big Balls!
Misguided priorities.
His staff are just letting him twist in the wind.
"One day, Joffrey, you will be king and then you can create your own truth." Cersei Lannister
Strategic rambling. Brilliant.
Answer the fucking question. Do you support a pardon or not?
This level of of self centeredness and depravity is off the charts.
So not eleven?
It's a joke.
Tranquilizers make you crave power? Fascinating.
Did rhiannon giddens do music for a commercial?
"I don't wish anything bad for anybody." Now c'mon, Donald. Anybody?
When your son-in-law is a billionaire you might not have to worry so much about cashing that SS check.
I like the alliteration of the Washington Whatevers.
Financial, as in the 60 Minutes lawsuit?
Wait, doesn't he drink diet Coke?
And the assailant was pardoned.
J6 didn't cost him any support. The fact that this is blows my mind.
According to Chat GPT he's worth $24 million.
Fake news. DEI. Woke. The magic words. No proof needed.
They're sure taking their sweet time seizing the means of production.
It was location, occupation, and physical appearance. Based on this criteria they're going to be harassing a lot of US citizens.
Can you imagine someone applauding people losing their jobs? Sick bastards.
Or it could have been the failure of GOP lawmakers to approve funding for a flood early warning system for a place nicknamed "Flash Flood Alley".
Impeding traffic (which includes emergency vehicles) is a really stupid thing to do and a great way to turn people against your cause.
And why the capital is called Monrovia.
The people who brief him are extremely incompetent.
Because now is not the time to talk about flood early warning systems, right, Mike?
There's a good boy, Gromit!
Just another episode of "You Know That Thing You Saw? You Never Saw It"
Shaking their heads is disbelief.
A flood warning system with texts and sirens has been voted on and rejected several times due to "cost issues".
I think it's safe to say that with all of the casualties we already have a "real problem".
He'd vote differently now? I fucking hope so.
The sad thing is that installation of warning sirens had been voted down by the county commission several times due to "cost issues".
This guy is 79 years old and sounds like a ten year old.
Or even worse, disappearing hospitals.
She is demented.
Didn't pan out during the Dust Bowl.
For the guy that pardoned people who assaulted police? There seems to have been some kind of mistake.