Orange Isopod
@orangeisopod.bsky.social
Watching government lies leak into your empty eyes from the tv, and winner’s history
created November 20, 2024
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They robbed millennials too, at least gen z is young enough that maybe change will happen before they’re 40 yrs old still paying off college debt and renting an apartment while working overtime. Childless bc they couldn’t afford kids.
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Where is the right yelling “blasphemy!”
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Gas was $3.25 here yesterday I just bought a pet camera online that in reviews everyone said was $20 as recently as March. It’s now $40 I spent 2x as much on groceries this month compared to February despite little change in my habits If the Dems rigged the election in 2020, why not in 2024?
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Straight to jail Unless you’re drunk they’re just so difficult to pull off sometimes
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Some of my friends were wandering about tonight
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My ADHD was diagnosed in 1995 And it has gotten so much worse as I’ve gotten older. I remember the Dr telling my mom most people grow out of it At 40 yrs old my ADHD is the worst it has ever been and I directly blame my phone I can’t even read books anymore. Can never stay on task.
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He said Zelensky shouldn’t be able to do that- despite it being the law there and Zelensky being open to an election And then yeah, he threw the idea out there maybe the US could do that too Fuckin criminal-ass hypocrite
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It isn’t costing America money. It is costing rich business owners money. I don’t know a single person making time and a half or having a paid day off that is complaining. But yeah, Trump’s a voice for the workers ::making jack-off motion with hand::
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Nothing’s safer than a room full of armed republicans Just kidding
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
He is worried about heaven bc he realized that pedophiles sure as shit ain’t getting in
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine in these pictures if they were all holding literally anything else (holiday-related objects aside) Like if they were all holding cats. Or books. Or computers. Or even their phones. Everyone would think it looked super weird All these people at minimum are super effin weird. At minimum.
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Depends on your definition of offensive though. They hate lgbtq+ people.
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Locked-in syndrome would be the best possible outcome
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You’re a terrorist for wanting to ::checks notes:: protect a vulnerable population?
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Baby alligators
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I gotta be honest. Been using DDG for the last 3 or so months- I just went back to google as my default a few days ago DDG search results are terrible (ai or not). At least half the time I end up searching whatever it was again on Google :( Been thinking of trying other options tho still
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
It is almost like we still need food
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Supposed it’s also really common for people with adhd to do that… (oh yeah I use ellipses a lot too) but considering I learned that recently in a meme I’m not sure that is information you should go around quoting me on lol
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I am
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop saying what is on my mind
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
A national divorce is a lot better than a civil war
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmhm
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
And then everyone stood and clapped
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
But also, Good luck with your appointment, glad you finally got this far!
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Kratom is fuckin rough. Even when you’re off it the cravings don’t stop :(
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I recommend the list of documented instances of cannibalism next
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be funny if he hadn’t already had a habit of stealing trophies
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
We already have dictator trump, regardless of what he claims
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I belly laughed
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw an article today though That possibly, hopefully The way they’ve drawn the map might have added 5 seats, but it might have made 10 districts swing districts instead. My fingers are crossed
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I use them all the time- emails from me are littered with both them and parentheses. I would’ve used one just now instead of an en dash if it was available on my keyboard Glad im not in school anymore
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I think all the tacky shit they throw the flag on should be illegal first
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me want to burn one too
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Why should Cracker Barrel take the advice of a man who bankrupted a casino
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that is what I call desecration of the flag
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve always loved that the term came about that way
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
You can turn haptics off I cringe on the rare occasion I borrow someone else’s phone and they have them turned on
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
You can. In fact you can have it lock itself..,
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. When I lived in Florida it was a 4 hour drive to Orlando- so an 8 hour round trip. That’s a really long drive for a photo when hundreds of thousands of people live near it
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I had such a visceral reaction to this meme. He is a straight up ghoul
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I had Pritzker, then I had DeSantis Left both of those places and I miss Chicago, sure don’t miss any of the bs Florida politics
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I believe that earns being drawn and quartered
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
What about 54 pictures? I think that’s acceptable And only 15 of them are fireworks
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Except it is red or blue bc blue wants to expand and improve the situations he is talking about while red actively and gleefully cuts them. There’s a difference between a handout and a safety net And the republicans only protect the rich
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I’m not saying it has never happened but I’d love to see the statistics of how many cars have their trunk or door ripped off instead of just the window broken
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think Trump was asking him to lie. I think Trump is such an idiot he truly didn’t realize that was photoshop. Though both scenarios suck
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
No one left of moderate Republican will win in rural US Why are we trying to win those votes over the votes of our own party?
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe instead of putting forward a candidate that republicans want to vote for, the DNC should find someone that democrats actually want to vote for
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
You should probably go back and reread the posts The first person criticized a Democrat Then you got mad at them for criticizing a Democrat Then you called them names for criticizing democrats while claiming you criticize democrats So is it only ok when you do it?
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Even if she doesn’t get a pardon, her jail situation has vastly improved. That alone is fucked
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve never used twitter. Does that mean I’ve never used the internet?
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I am a lazy sack of shit that breathes hard when walking up a flight of stairs, gets zero physical activity, works a desk job, and I could do better blindfolded
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a nose ring and I agree with every sentiment in this post by both parties
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Atm the only thing I can think of that I’ve agreed with him on Is when he said he is “pretty low on the totem pole” in regards to getting into heaven
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Same
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a lot of things I can say that everyone else is already saying So I’m just going to point out he said the US “fully” owns 10% As opposed to what, partially owning 10%?
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social)
Recently I’ve seen several posts about Kristi noem that have nothing to do with her South Park appearance yet are using the melting-face South Park version of her instead of a real picture And this pleases me
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This is dumber than when he was talking about the wall and realized out loud people could get over it with a ladder
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I waited on James woods once Didn’t recognize him (he’s old). Said his voice sounded familiar and the lady w/him asked if he sounded like James woods and I was like yea! She asked if I like James woods and I said he’s an idiot online. He didn’t look amused. Found out why when I saw his credit card…
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Came here to say this
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Now it’s just redundant
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
This hits too close to home
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course he was 100% serious He realized he is old and dying and has done an incredible amount of fucked up shit Like f***ing kids
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you.
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I rarely tip less than 25% and I make 1/3 of what she makes per the article
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Another example on the long list for how the guy who is “tough on crime” isn’t tough on crime done for him.
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
To expound on that, managers quit all the time. Several times I asked to be interviewed. Each time they told me that they went with someone who had “manager experience”- and then on 2 diff occasions I found myself training the manager bc they never worked for old navy before.
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Back in the day you got that type of role by moving up in the company I remember in the early ‘00s my dad telling me to get a job and stick with it b/c that’s how you get ahead So I busted my ass at old navy for 5 years making jack shit just to realize they never promote associates
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Able-bodied can easily be people that are working full time but still don’t make enough- but they pretend that if you’re poor you’re lazy.
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
*while their party leader is a felon
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
If you’re arguing slavery wasn’t that bad you probably never had a good moral compass to begin with, just maybe hid that fact better in the past
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has seemed unrepentant on his many many sins- as shown by his history of repeating them. That man will never see heaven.
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
America values democracy. How does she figure it un-American to disenfranchise voters? Fucking silly
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard you can catch it from toilet seats, that’s the real reason the right is scared of trans people in bathrooms.
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean I duno, the age where I was first able to buy my own books was the same age as when I really wanted to go to Lilith fair. Now here I am driving a Subaru. Coincidence?
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They asked if her health was ok bc they wanted to determine her reason for wearing a mask. Doesn’t force a person to admit they’re a Nazi to a stranger if asked about the other reason instead. People telling you about their sick grandma, it’s probably when you aren’t wearing a mask
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Besides a ludicrous way to look up information Hm. Wonder why starving children would just so happen to also have muscle atrophy. True mystery.
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t consider damn near anything Trump calls a success to be a success - not bc I hate him but bc it isn’t a success
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did you post two pics of Laura loomer?
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
That isn’t what they mean by natural
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think Harvard is concerned about creating distractions to protect Trump regarding the Epstein files
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans suffer from mental health issues too. The difference is that instead of going and getting a diagnosis/help they just keep acting awful and then blame others for their problems.
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Losing the popular vote or winning it by less than 1% isn’t a landslide by anyone’s metrics besides MAGA’s
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
It baffles me all the time how people think the area of land matters in regards to votes. Over 60% of Illinoisans live in the Chicagoland area - meaning the blue area in the top right is over half the population of the whole damn state.
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“Take that Gavin newsom” As if the whole thing was started by him vs him retaliating
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird to have a literal fucking ghoul weighing in on what’s scary or not
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
::eyes looking haunted:: Oh, I have looked at goatse
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait til she finds out about him and Epstein
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw that coming a mile away
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
They always say this yet I can never find someone to pay me lol
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be difficult for him to take a couch on vacation
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
This isn’t going to make them reverse their policies, it is just going to give them new ways to be terrible. :(
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely to what you said except- once it hits crisis level they’ll have an excuse to force inmates and other “undesirables” to work (exploit). Maybe work release for immigrants from our government sponsored concentration camps, where now they’ll make pennies to do the same work.
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Based on last year’s data (and crime has been down in DC this year), you have an approximately .8% chance of getting car jacked in DC. While yeah, that is relatively high, it’s approximately the same rate as Memphis in 2024 and I bet he’d claim he feels safer there.
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I was going to say maybe he shouldn’t ::list it shitty things he does/has done:: but who has that kind of time to list it all?
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Of all the people in the world facing serious danger in prison, I worry about ghislaine the least
Orange Isopod (@orangeisopod.bsky.social) reply parent
Also a lack of places to safely keep your bike. I’ve had locked up bikes stolen twice in the past, and where I work now there isn’t even a bike rack. If I rode mine to work I’d have to bring it up stairs into my office.
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😻
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The picture is as fake as Trump’s marriage, but that doesn’t mean she is innocent
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Also, here’s a picture of my cat