Yep. So the 52.4 sticker is for the number of times you pee per day.
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Yep. So the 52.4 sticker is for the number of times you pee per day.
Trump announced he assassinated a boat full of civilians in the Caribbean that he alleges were drug smugglers (no evidence provided and even so, not a proportionate strike if true). Marco Rubio also used his social media to boast of the war crime.
Buried 35 paragraphs in: "Violent crime in Chicago has dropped significantly in the first half of the year, according to official data released by the city. Shootings are down 37% and homicides have dropped by 32% compared to the first half of 2024, while total violent crime dropped by over 22%..."
The world's largest academic association of genocide scholars - the 500-member International Association of Genocide Scholars - has passed a resolution saying that the legal criteria have been met to establish Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. genocidescholars.org/wp-content/u...
How about some ‘maters?
Me neither. It’s just so creepy and the tech bros want it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. Anything they want this much can’t be of the good.
OMG, let’s hope so. 🤞
Did you?
Then their allies turned on them and they said, “Hey, what if we team up with youse guys over there?”
I’m sorry, what now?
No, but it will be momentarily shocking and might cause him to stop and listen. Other options: 1) You’re adopted. 2) We bought you from Gypsies. 3) Your sister is your real mom. (Must have older sister.) 4) Granny left you an inheritance if you can be quiet for 10 days. 5) We’re trading you in.
I’m not your real dad.
🤞
No thank you.
All of these planned recognitions are great. It’s too bad everyone has waited to do it until the Palestinians have been to brutally decimated.
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Nightman? Fighter of the Dayman?
Good. May others follow. Many others.
This is great. I wish they’d stop re-electing Susan Collins. She’s just the worst.
🤔 I don’t remember hoping that Bernie would die.
Thus further denigrating it for anyone else who receives it from a real president for real honors.
This is, sadly, good news.
Melania lives in New York.
It’s a very big window.
Dirty diapers?
If only you’d spent all those years working on your pecs instead of your calves.
Not too much though. We don’t need to waste good gin.
You know Hillary’s going to get the church giggles.
Also, Trump is not charismatic. He’s malevolent to a degree that makes him a fascination, but that’s not charisma.
I, for one, have been thrilled not to hear his voice for days. It is my dream never to hear it again.
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Remember that one time—years ago—when he was right about something. That one time. Just the once. Almost seems like a fluke at this point.
I would be thrilled for him to get measles. He won’t though. Because as a child he was most likely vaccinated by his responsible parents.
The son of a whore and a Scotsman.
Hateful.
Let’s see.
Since their people have been through a horrific genocide, maybe we (the western alliance) should just give them a homeland of their own and pledge allegiance to their new country forever no matter what they do to anyone else. I’ve got the perfect spot.
Asshole of the Century… So Far. It’s early days for the big 2-1.
Sad, if true, because he looks like he feels awful.
You don’t need to make them sharp. With enough anger, they’ll go through… Painfully.
Lol yep. I gotta drive 3,000 miles for a doctor appointment next month because I can't transfer to the VA Healthcare system where I live now due to the lack of specialty care providers. If I try, I'll get put on a waiting list and run out of the meds that keep me alive.
Remember when he used to claim the military was out of bullets? Good times.
Rudy Giuliani has been in a car accident, according People. Interesting…. people.com/former-nyc-m...
So if I said he was a mealy-mouthed puss bucket for stealing from a child, he would sue me? Golly. That’s unfortunate.
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
everything, but I also don’t think I need to “like” the person I vote for. I need to see that they generally have a left-leaning perspective and they make decisions by asking ‘is this good for the people’ or ‘does this solve a problem.’ It also want to see that they use reason and empathy.
I think Newsom’s primary advantage and the one characteristic that makes him a possible front runner is his projection of strength. He comes across as an intelligent, strong, grown up who won’t be a pushover. I don’t know that I particularly like him and I certainly don’t agree with him about
Wasn’t it great that we used to refer to children as “it”?
Thank you @adamkinzinger.substack.com Trump cares so much for our National Guard....NOT!! Puts them on orders for 29 days only so they are not paid housing allowance or health insurance Adam Kinzinger on X ⬇️⬇️
Once you’ve been probed a few times they lose interest.
Do you cover your jegs in butter or margarine. My god, I hope it’s not margarine. I would lose all respect for you.
We can change that.
Yum Yum chakra. Sits right around the midsection.
Apparently we all can now.
You should have an annual pilgrimage to piss on them.
That’s not our way. We genuinely want you to know our mood, mostly so you’ll leave us alone.
That’s a good one. Wastrel. I would argue it began long before his father’s death though. His dad bailed him out to the tune of millions of dollars many times. Donnie never had to be accountable for any of his failures, so he essentially always wanted things without working for them.
That’s great. It starts with an earthquake.
Did he trip over his cape?
There’s always something to riff on in bad PowerPoints.
There’s always something to riff on in bad movies.
Looks like one of those mission impossible masks.
There seems to have been a misunderstanding.
Yikes. 😳
Then they are stupid.
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
They’ve already aligned themselves. They’ve been aligned for at least the last 10 years.
I will never understand wanting driverless cars. Do people think trains are driverless?
I’d be excited to see El Chapo.
Nothing.
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I feel ya, Mikey.
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Not a good reason, but the reason. Also, they don’t care and don’t think it will ever affect them.
1) A lot. 2) All of it.
We need democratic leaders who can go to the State Fair and have an elephant ear and a deep fried snickers because they don’t have to monitor their cholesterol or worry about the tilt-a-whirl over-taxing their pacemaker.
He went to the State Fair to eat chobani yogurt?
“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye…”
“But we have to verify it leeeeegally!”
It’s good that you’ve escaped before Römmel takes over.
It’s not just conspiracy. He is actually dying, as we all are. Arguably, not as quickly as one would hope he would.
It can be several members of the administration.
Putin is one.
Anhelina was born under russian attack in October 2022 and died from a russian attack in August 2025. She was only 2 years old when russia killed her yesterday along with her mother.
He is the undead. The body continues to lumber along despite the decay in the brain.
How do you know?
They hate it too, which makes it doubly exciting.
Does it have an Orange Julius? It’s not a real food court without an Orange Julius. It doesn’t have to have a Hot Dog on a Stick, but the Orange Julius is non-negotiable.
What!? How will we print anything?
I look forward to him going straight to hell even though I don’t believe in it. I think we should get to watch him be dragged into the darkness like the bad souls in the movie Ghost.
Mine have all been bleached.
Oh… that’s a good one.
I cut my own hair for years. No regrets.
Super. Let’s hope he stays there.
I miss her and Ann Richards more than I miss some relatives.
Why are they still considering these sanctions? We should all have a complete embargo on Russian goods and a moratorium on Russians traveling anywhere.
🚨Weeks after UF unveiled a ‘universal’ mRNA cancer vaccine that eliminated tumors in some mouse models and entered early trials, HHS Sec. RFK Jr., in the Trump administration, cut $500M from respiratory mRNA projects, alarming experts. open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
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