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Raider Nation for Life, A's baseball, UNLV Running Rebels, recovering musician, metalhead geezer
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Cya, softie
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They just keep getting better and better
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Same thing..the maga is on their forehead while wearing the hat
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
"And they shall wear the mark of the beast upon their foreheads"
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Oh, I know. My wife & I are in our mid 50s & decided early on to not have kids. Best decision we ever made, now we can just sit back & watch us ruin the planet for future generations while offering snarky comments. It's obvious that on an evolutionary scale, we don't deserve to survive as a species
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If you keep up with the news, I seriously doubt it
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Slayer - Hell Awaits
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Haven't had a drink in 14 years. But I will be enjoying a Jim Beam Black on the rocks immediately
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You could walk up to any human on Earth, say "I cannot wait until that fucking pig is dead", and they would know exactly who you are talking about. What a time to be alive
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You can go up to any human on the planet and say "I cannot wait for that fat fuck to die", and they will know EXACTLY who you are talking about. What a time to be alive
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
oh how I've been waiting for this
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Every Packer fan rn
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Every Packer fan rn
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
I drafted Packers DST 3 days ago in my home league. Not mad about it
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Drafted Packers DST 3 days ago in my home league. Not mad about it
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Al Davis is looking down nodding & smiling right now
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You're always good for a limp dick soundbite. Cannot wait to vote you useless Dems out of office & get some young progressives to take your places
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
You establishment Dems are fucking pussies. STOP MAKING SPEECHES & DO SOMETHING.
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Yup. As soon as the Dems forced Inevitable Hillary on us instead of real change with a Sanders/Warren ticket, these years were already written.
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What is anyone going to do about it? Our elected representatives have failed us. The military has failed us. The Supreme Court has failed us. The FBI, DOJ, CIA, have all failed us. What is anyone going to do about it?
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Iosivas shares
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Your cat
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"There is at some point is going to be a reckoning for all of this" We have found the Official Mission Statement for the 2020s
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Another lazy post because you're busy suckling on a donor's cash teat You're as much to blame for this shitshow as MAGA DO SOMETHING
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Been there several times. Congrats on the clear weather - a rarity up there! Hanalei beckons once again
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I have a friend who does vaccine research at UC Davis. Their grants got pulled & he is wondering what he's going to do next once their jobs are cut, as this grotesque freak show just rolls along with no end in sight. My mom is a retired scientist as well & fully Fox brainwashed. It's so fuckin sad.
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
Fire these people into the sun
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Pay attention to what Newsom is doing right now. We DO deserve better than you pearl-clutching, soundbite-issuing, donor-money-teat-sucking useless pieces of shit. I blame the Dems almost as much as the republicans. You're USELESS.
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We ought to brand a scarlet T into the foreheads of everyone that voted for this monster, so they can't deny that supported him once this sad chapter in America is over.
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Nah, this fall I'll go to Allegiant & sit in my awesome seats & watch the game, then go home to my poolside couch in Summerlin & watch a replay of the Chiefs getting crushed in SB LIX. You'll sit in your trailer with your sisterwife as the snow falls & mute the collection calls on your Tracfone.
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Friend of ours bought chickens a few years ago for "cheap fresh eggs" A couple years in he said "these are the most expensive ****in eggs ever"
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Tell me you've never been with a woman without telling me you've never been with woman
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always said after this era is over, all MAGAts need a scarlet T branded on thir foreheads so we can all see them coming.
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I'm 56 and have been fighting the GOP since '88 and GHWB. Voted Dem in every election. Worked on Sanders' campaign in 16 & helped him win Colorado - and then your party forced Inevitable Hillary on us anyway & look what happened. I'll be voting 3rd party for the rest of my days
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You guys haven't done shit about overturning Roe vs Wade, voter suppression, Hatch Act violations, the Emoluments Clause, SCOTUS nominees lying under oath during confirmation hearings Etc Etc Etc You do-nothing clowns are addicted to donor $$$ and are just as complicit as the GOP. Fucking WORTHLESS
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So fucking sick of strongly-worded statements from you do-nothing losers.
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Stop talking about it & start doing something about it. They're on their way to throwing you all in prison while you just keep taking donations & throwing soundbites at it
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Getting Cholesterol to do its fucking job already?
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Dream on, Miller isn't going anywhere ((((((((,hopefully))))))))
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Try your 50s. Life is on 2x fast forward. Enjoy it while you can!
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
"Man claims he is in love with & marries sex doll"
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Bring it on. I'll vilify anyone & everyone that is in those files. Burn them all down.
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Someone in the CBS offices is playing 3 dimensional chess
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Restaurant work hammers teamwork, accountability, and camaraderie into your soul. And you party your ass off, don't forget that part
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Those who spent a high pick on Hampton in rookie drafts
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Nice job quoting this sexual abuse-enabling ghoul
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I doubt it. That's what I thought when Biden won in 2020. Instead the stupidity is back - on gorilla steroids. The Dems are equally to blame too: they utterly failed to do anything about this (waves arms around) for the last 4 years when they had the chance. We're either going to change or fail.
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My wife & I have been together since we were 23 (we're 55 now) and decided to not have kids. We've taken amazing vacations, own our house & 2 rental properties, paid off cars, have fat IRAs, and plenty of nieces & nephews & grand nieces & nephews. There's already far too many people on the planet.
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That'll solve their problems
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That'll solve their problems!
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Bongo is getting tired of the comments of every article he's in saying that he looks like a scrotum with a face
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably got tired of the comments sections of every article featuring him saying that he looks like a scrotum
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad he simply refuses to follow court orders & won't pay a dime. And our legal system will shrug & say "welp, what are ya gonna do?"
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
You guys are always good for a strongly-worded letter
Pines2Palms (@pines2palms.bsky.social) reply parent
"Self driving cars" give off the same vibe as "im gonna jump off the roof with this umbrella and float to the ground"
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The Day After
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The Fall began with Citizens United. Just opened a firehose of dark money into politics that allowed the rich to get richer & richer, who then bought the media & controlled the narrative. The "reporting" on this administration has been an horrifying & embarrassing joke, no matter who you watch.
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All they do is fucking talk & cash paychecks.
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I mean, it's too late for any of this, right? You had 4 years to take steps to avoid us being in this predicament, but you & your party failed miserably. You're as much to blame as the ghouls running the show.
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I'm a couple hrs into a gummy and oh my god I think I popped a rib laughing so hard at this
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Can't wait to watch the nervousing
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The one thing the last 10 years have made abundantly clear about us is how many complete fucking morons live in this country. It is ASTOUNDING.
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Politics doesn't work anymore. We live in a monarchy now. But at least we didn't hurt Joe & Jill Biden's feelings by pushing him out in time to save our country.
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"Bloody peasant!" "OOOO What a giveaway, you hear that one eh?"
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Covfefective
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Fuck you
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You got me
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My wife's obsession & she's roped me in. (we're in our mid 50s btw) My 1st thought is young people are so fucked & COMPLETELY unprepared for adulthood & real life. My 2nd thought is boy o boy Huda is gonna be a therapist's DREAM client very very soon. 3rd thought is Taylor better hunt down Olandria
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Cuomo is a fuckin disaster & everything that is wrong with the Democrats. Hope they wake the fuck up
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Getting cholesterol & morbid obesity to do its f*cking job
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Raiderssss
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The far-future, post-apocalyptic Cockroach Historians are going to look back on these years & be amazed that humans even evolved past the shit-flinging stage, never mind developing nukes
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Cousins again? Shouldn't the focus be on starting quarterbacks?
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It's like the Dems are part of the problem and cannot allow any new blood in to upset the insider trading / lobbyist cash gravy train
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Been hearing this for 30 years. Yet all they do is lose, or when they win, they do nothing when in power & let a minority stop them cold. The Dems are done.
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My wife & I decided to not have kids. We're in our 50s now, with nice retirement accounts, a great house w/a pool, paid of cars & 2 rental properties. We're well positioned to sit back, get drunk & watch the world burn into our 80s. Humans are fuckin locusts & The planet will kill us off soon enough
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Too late
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No worries. Been religiously visiting your page every season for years. The hamster write-ups & face shots are epic!!!
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@hamsterwatch.bsky.social Glad you made the move! I also subscribed to your Patreon. Cannot wait for another season of our vapid summer fluff!!!!
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I block anyone who posts a pic of that pig's face
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What a fucking pig
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In the immortal words of Beck: "Things are gonna change, I can feel it"