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It's time for poetry
She attempted to *!LL members of the previous cabinet but, hey, who can argue with top brass grey coats in our American union that this is how taxpayer money should be blown?
Every day it blows my mind how Rubio, the son of naturalized refugees from a despotic regime, grew up to become founder of a despotic regime that would have incarcerated his parents and stolen resources from his own mouth, had it happened 40years earlier
Perfect. Let’s find that reason to unmarket the dampeners of rage
What a waste of time. Replace your friends, family with imaginary ones, so the time you waste sleeping can be used to visit them in your dreams.
Highest rated, meaning highest polled? They, like Gavin, are the warriors gaining ground but just like Gavin, wouldn’t be 2028 candidates. We’re rudderless in tumultuous seas. If we can’t come to terms that a great people leader isn’t a vestry-white soul, we’ll continue to get hit with rogue swells
Or, we be boyscouts and wait for a messiah that checks all boxes, while the federal admin troop leaders keep moving tent to tent. Like the anti-Zionists did for Kamala turn out. Let Gavin cook. But don’t give him his own kitchen.
Endless triangulation=indecisive leadership. No one wants more Schumers. Strategic triangulation, however, is how GOP packed SCOTUS, and Project 2025 became our social policy. Authoritarianism doesn’t happen overnight, but with strategic gains. We’d do well to note this in our progressive response
Quinnipiac is the Yosemite Sam of pollsters. The fact they report Trump underwater so deeply means his biscuits are truly a’burnin’
“Zero indication” any Dem is willing to go to bat is where we find ourselves today I don’t like the anti trans bent, I don’t like the sane washing conservative podcasters, I don’t like the antihomelessness campaign, and I don’t want a Newsom POTUS. But let’s give him the berth to lampoon MAGA
Newsom may be a blunt tool, but he’s our blunt tool. The evangelicals cast aside their King of Peace to harken their own blunt tool, who could not be more opposite from Jesus, and look where it got them: everything they could want.
American social policy is fncked enough that these old curses like extremist violence in schools aren’t diminished AT ALL by the new curses of political retribution against liberals, immigrants targeted by fed, cut social benefits only for non-wealthy It’s all meant to hurt, but it hurts kids worse
So the DOJ didn’t win this one - stop Reuben it in.
Epstein victims, meh. NOOO NOT THE INNOCENT WHAAAALES!!!
Even when they tell the truth it’s masked by lies. Peace = End the war (just end it, who cares if the outcome is just and the belligerents are held accountable) Through strength = by appeasing the deadliest (ie. “strongest”) belligerent
The only prior experience of all of these cabinet people that actually applies to their role:
Is this a weak attempt to rile “save the whale” folks? Those folks haven’t been relevant since “save the ____” came to apply to Palestinians, Ukrainians, etc. Hell, I’m sure a cohort of whales are campaigning to “save the liberty in America” since the safety of the world hangs on USA so heavily
The narrative is on our side, but the money machine is already pumping out propaganda against. I got two pamphlets against this redistricting the same day it was signed by the governor. Talk to everyone you know about how important this is to their liberty that CA redistricts.
🤣🔊🆙 Repost please or quote. Just spread the truth 👍
Does he think a Nobel Peace Prize will get him into heaven?
We are 20 days away from celebrating the one year anniversary of him making the 24hour claim (ABC SEP 10 2024 debate)
Between Adams and Cuomo, I don’t think they’re making the case against democratic socialism that they think they are
So she’s on a diet of only greens. She can save face and post a video of herself eating cash and this can all blow over. Just like the DC Sandwich Felon, Winnie’s only crime is trying to share a snack with the wrong person.
Gov Abbot IRL
Private conversation away from our allies with Putin, you say? Sigh I’ll have to update the sign… Days without Russian collusion: 0
“Woke is broke” means “slavery is savory”. Is there still any question that this isn’t a red versus blue issue, but a wealthy versus citizens? Or, soon to be formerly-citizens
The guy “jokes” about a 3rd term, among other constitutional crises. Nothing is clear and consistent about his intentions besides to cause chaos
So, to end the war is Ukraine, alls we gotta do is fit a camel through the eye of a needle👍👍 Matthew 19:24
First it’s ICE, next it’ll be the military that has changed their motto to “Arby of one”
Taking a private call with Putin is LITERALLY RUSSIAN (not NATO ally) COLLUSION. Isn’t that noteworthy for any fishrap?
🔥 MUST-WATCH: “And that’s why it’s important to teach ALL history, Jillian — not just cherry-pick certain % when they work for your argument.” @debunktionjunction.bsky.social fires Jillian Michaels’ claim “only 2% of whites owned slaves” into the sun Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DNdRlSB...
I like that he blamed cartography at-large for HIS ignorance
TFW you sh!t your pants. On command.
The only time Trump tells it like it is, is when he moronically says the quiet part out loud. Again. Again. Again. If it walks and quacks like a duck
There should not be this much joking from someone so adamantly sure he’s a victim. Victims tend to be traumatized, not preparing for their Netflix standup special. That’s how we know he’s no victim, and that he’s not joking.
HAPPENING NOW: Gov. Gavin Newsom takes the stage to discuss his plan to fight back against the rigged GOP maps
Don’t mess with the great Golden State
Cuomo is really starting to see that whats needed in modern politics Which is specifically less folks like Cuomo who corroborate with imbeciles for their own personal gain
What’s craaaazy to me is that a Minnesota state rep was ASSASSINATED and nothing even remotely close to this happened there
Aha! BYSTANDER! So that explains why he has a large, six section print of the Nazi German battleship Bismarck he regularly conducts interviews in front of. Because he by-stands WW2 German warships
“We charged” is far different than “he earned”
Have strong words, then roll bluebelly up. Like all the other times www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
сверло, baby, сверло
They already live with their hands permanently in oven mitts. Why not?
Just like ICE in Georgetown, this whole report is hyperbolic, or at best, a wastefully redundant non-value add.
I often think about national policy, how it can benefit my immediate family and friends, as well as sh!t on blue states and their descendants, so I’m basically an honorary Republican president
He believes he deserves the Peace Prize because he gives Putin peace and quiet to resume his attacks
Great new MAGA slogan: being a sl@ve is better than being de@d, no?
If the narrative is “traditional banks unfairly treated the Trump family”, why did the Trump administration makes them all those CFPB sweetheart deals? public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-08286.pdf
Great! However that number reflects self-inflicted damage by GOP but not confidence in dems Now imagine what that number would be if democratic leaders in DC mounted the merest semblance of national leadership
No wonder GOP is so afraid of their jobs being taken. There’s a line out the door for folks with enough talent and prior experience to flout law, embarrass themselves publicly, spinelessly rely on friends/family to save their face so they can do it all over again
Limp Trizcit
Overdone Floyd
Freddie Basalt and the band Princess
Really looking forward to the one true Liberal Messiah that will bring all disenfranchised voting blocs together within the next 2 years. Any day now
Who else is waiting for a Messianic candidate, without a scrap of shit on their reputation, who appeals to every single voting bloc, is every orientation and background, to suddenly appear on a cloud to campaign within the 2 years, and save America?🙌
Literally he campaigned on “fight fight fight” and not “peace peace peace”
If they cede Alaska to Russia this week, we can keep that nice round number of 50 STATES by getting DC its long overdue statehood
Same Federal strategy for healthcare.
I presume the list is already been circulated during Biden, and is in many many NDA-tied hands, which is why an AI-rigged one hasn’t been released by D’OH-J recently. And all those hands are also leveraging their copies for favors, which is why it hasn’t been leaked in full yet. C’mon, Anonymous.
Surprising to see such an ableistic comment come from you. If we all walked a mile in someone’s disproportionate nuts, the world would be a better place
Thanks for the news
Wanna bet Musk got him into it? It’s the new pickleball for the technology brothers
What the fncking fnck
I’m sure the same journos that are complicit with authoritarianism also hate bedtime and when their moms still make them eat their vegeatables. Broccoli for thee and non for me
Maybe Placebo. Or ivermectin. Or microchips. Or nanobots. Or antichrist sputum. Or UV light.
They are using the precedence of interment and slavery to validate their racism today Sure it’s not the appropriate use of precedence to continuously improve a process/control change to it, but at least it reveals what’s behind their facade is exactly what we all knew to be there
Curious if that “X/roman10” over the door signifies something. Would not be surprised if it was product placement for Musk lol
Primary, primary, primary
Sharpie Gate is nothing compared to MS Excel Gate
WHAT SYSTEM. The US Constitution has become a floor routine for Olympic-level mental gymnasts. They can adhere to it when it empowers them, and also justify ignoring it (J6 and subsequent senate acquittal) when it doesn’t; all within this “system”
If they’re clowns we may have to
Only the good die young. The evil sold bits of their humanity to linger as a curse to what remains of the rest of our humanity
What fncking cliff do they believe the abolishing of slavery is???
Negatively impacting the economies of “blue” states is the agenda
145% spike in layoffs (JULY2025) and BLS revisions down 1/4m jobs (MAY/JUNE2025) Where’s the jobs?
Isn’t the GOP just J6 apologists? Since when does peaceful transfer apply to anyone other than them? I recognize that redistricting MUST be done now, but it surely seems to the J6 groupies that redistricting has no point but to ensure states are too busy local to counter authoritarianism federally
SCOTUS “originalists” reimagining the definition of “person”, which pre exists the definition of “citizen” by almost 100y, to mean “citizen white men”:
👆That’s the truth.
To your last bullet, the CEO of a $400b company (2nd most valuable US company by market cap) also pays a tithe to Trump
These guys started the “brosphere” back in 30years ago, bringing the lowbrow into highbrow commentary. Only fitting they lampoon it all now
How will SCOTUS originalists fall in line? The demarcation between 1868’s “citizen” and the original “persons” is approaching 100y of difference between the definitions of those words
He’s planning on renting our White House as a venue for events. The ample seating in the (formerly) Rose Garden adds to the venue capacity. Office of POTUS reduced to an EMCEE for a gender reveal party
Looking forward to the Falkland Islands becoming extravagantly wealthy by becoming the low-tariff port the rest of the high-tariff countries launder through
Oh good the next constitutional crisis (besides census occurring after 5y, rather than 10y) SCOTUS originalists will recognize that the “citizen” was defined in 1868, with “persons” used prior Thomas/Scalia however have Jefferson’s brain in a jar and will tell us what “persons” originally meant
Wow I’m curious how the campaign messaging changed ahead of 68. US ground combat in Vietnam began in 65, after that last white/dem surge
Texas GOPers really do love their “non consenting warm body forced to endure to my bidding that in no way benefits them” kink
I’d gotten fed up with far left saying “well we need to remind the Dem pols who they work for” if they can’t support my beliefs 100%. Which is a succinct way of saying either “I live in a quant world of unreality”, or, “I’m secretly hoping for more MAGA”
While one can personally believe trans individuals deserve every protection and validation of their being that the Constitution can afford any other citizen, if a Democratic polestar plays the middle ground, the consequence of loss of support is more MAGA, aka a deferment of Constitution altogether
Frankly, I'm fucking sick of it. Put up or shut up. Talk to your racist relatives. Fix your own racism and misogyny. Work locally. Stop denigrating Dems and costing us elections. Or I'll presume you want to help the GOP, which is what it fucking looks like.
“STOP DENIGRATING DEMS AND COSTING US ELECTIONS” The bipartisan system SUCKS, but of the two bodies involved, one party can be reasoned with, and the other is a cult without a moral compass. If you disavow both, then you’re all in for the cult
Nothing says “Trump is in the Epstein files” quite as well as “wow look we’ll be building a moon base”
And now, the POTUS with a fresh new take on “getting high on t.a.c.o. Tuesday”
Did he find Eric’s nerf football?
Scat on a hot tin roof