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@ralivan.bsky.social

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created November 17, 2024

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In an unrelated story, Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss add a Presidential Medal of Freedom to their collection of trinkets seized from a former NYC mayor who defamed them.

2/9/2025, 3:31:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In 2020 I really wanted to see him die, forgotten and alone in prison, but at this point I'll just take dead.

1/9/2025, 5:35:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?...

1/9/2025, 5:31:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, and there's a sequel!

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1/9/2025, 5:25:32 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the same guy who called a pat on the back third-degree assault with intent to cause bodily harm. ๐Ÿ™„

1/9/2025, 3:18:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That should tell you everything you need to know about this administration.

30/8/2025, 7:44:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since we all know she's going to do fuck all about it, nobody gives a shit what that geriatric bitch thinks anymore. Vote her out with the rest of the useless boomers.

29/8/2025, 7:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP is governing like all future elections won't matter. This regime will not end without violence.

29/8/2025, 7:34:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They think they're instilling fear and compliance into society, but all they're doing is radicalizing the population against law enforcement and our own armed services.

29/8/2025, 7:29:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Why does nobody show gratitude for the secret police disappearing people, or the military occupation of cities, or the imploding CDC, or the increased cost of living from tariffs, or for all the thoughts and prayers we offer to murdered children, or..." -Vladimir Futon, basically.

29/8/2025, 6:15:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many trans support programs did this steaming sack of pig shit and his party of pedophile protectors defund or cancel? This pestilent puss-filled porn addict can fuck all the way off about supporting people's mental health.

29/8/2025, 6:00:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww, dang. I missed it. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

29/8/2025, 4:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think we're stupid, Target? We didn't stop shopping there because of the lack of โ€œquality, value, and style." It's the lack of diversity, equity, and inclusion, and the fact that Cornell is still employed. www.thestreet.com/retail/targe...

28/8/2025, 3:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only more people listened to the person who said he would literally do this instead of claiming overreaction or lies because it was a black woman.

28/8/2025, 3:27:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"A few dead kids is totally worth one less trans person." -Republicans, probably.

28/8/2025, 3:18:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 12:32:04 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck that bitch and fuck everyone who thinks she's anything but a domestic terrorist.

28/8/2025, 12:30:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

So when will the blue state governors mobilize their state guards to protect their state's sovereignty?

26/8/2025, 8:14:05 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should share this with him. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

26/8/2025, 8:05:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 5:53:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As hilarious as it is, I don't think the bibles exist. The shop lists them as sold out.

26/8/2025, 5:45:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 5:40:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No more unarmed protests. We know ICE is willing to kill for their big fat government sign on bonus, but are they willing to die for it? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8B9LVQT/

26/8/2025, 3:19:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Bold to assume this military isn't eager to follow trump's orders, legal or not.

25/8/2025, 8:18:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

The same fucking administration that sued, claiming the National Labor Relations Board is unconstitutional. MAGA is so FUCKING stupid!

25/8/2025, 5:57:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get the fuck outta here, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social!

25/8/2025, 5:45:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what happens when a campaign takes the advice of institutional corporate Democrats and mega corporations instead of listening to the people.

25/8/2025, 5:38:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GEZUZ FUCKING CHRIST, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social! Sitting on your own thumb and spinning while waiting to "see what happens next" is how all you fucking Democrat cowards got all of us in this mess! Why not fuck off and let someone who has the balls it takes do this, like Crockett or AOC?

25/8/2025, 4:26:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Voting Rights Act? You mean the thing SCOTUS has already shit all over. One more thing the weak ass Democrats should have taken care of in 2021.

25/8/2025, 4:16:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm glad Jewish women at least had the sense to understand what would happen in the Middle East if Tangerine Palpatine were elected.

23/8/2025, 5:12:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For reference:

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22/8/2025, 7:07:00 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

"'The Final Solution' an uneasy mix of antisemitism and authoritarianism." -NY Times, probably

22/8/2025, 6:53:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea. They're doing so much better since she lost. Take that, Zionists! bsky.app/profile/972m...

22/8/2025, 1:12:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries, vote for whoever you want. The way things are going, nobody's vote will matter anymore anyway.

21/8/2025, 7:49:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

He's still on the board as the executive chairman, so now isn't the time to let up. Let Target know that we won't be satisfied without his complete termination and substantial chance to their work culture.

21/8/2025, 6:05:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We could have had this, but some of you fuckers couldn't vote for a black woman.

21/8/2025, 2:44:52 PM | 72 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

You deserve it.

19/8/2025, 10:04:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

People say we shouldn't mock MAGA people if we want them to see the error of their ways, but Lord is it hard when they're all SO FUCKING STUPID!

19/8/2025, 8:37:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're all being replaced with people who will have no problem following illegal orders from their Fรผhrer.

19/8/2025, 8:27:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Red states getting unconsentingly fucked by trump again? Who could have seen this coming?

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19/8/2025, 6:14:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An investigation launched by the same administration that is manipulating the economic data and jobs reports.

19/8/2025, 6:09:52 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Show me the Bible verse that says pedophiles go to heaven.

19/8/2025, 5:57:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 4:56:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One and done.

19/8/2025, 4:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

How is this not unlawful detainment or false imprisonment?

19/8/2025, 3:59:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 5:42:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inaccurate statements!? You mean he fucking lies about it because he's a fucking liar who lies about fucking everything.

18/8/2025, 3:19:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 8:13:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

@cnn-news.bsky.social reporting this "news" for Trumpstein.

17/8/2025, 5:48:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Says the guy working with a bunch of white supremacists.

17/8/2025, 3:18:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what we need from MSM. If you're going to have some MAGA clown on the show, you know they're going to lie their ass off. Cue up all the "This you?" clips. And hold the fire to their lying ass.

17/8/2025, 3:16:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention the red carpet was literally rolled out by uniformed service members.

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16/8/2025, 3:47:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. Fuck you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. I'm not sure you could have been clearer about how out of touch you are with the working class.

16/8/2025, 4:25:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

The @lwvus.bsky.social strategy right now:

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15/8/2025, 7:19:12 PM | 55 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

And God said, "That firefighter supporting fascism? Yeah, fuck him in particular. Oh, and right in front of his children, too."

15/8/2025, 6:33:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

TLDR: Senator Hagerty wants to go back to counting colored people as only three-fifths of a human being.

15/8/2025, 4:00:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad I cancelled my subscription after they fired Colbert. Ha, just kidding, I'll find another way to watch it.

14/8/2025, 3:17:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Drink some raw milk, inject some ivermectin, and fucking jump off.

14/8/2025, 2:24:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, @cnbc.com, did you not fill your quota of lying incel guests for this month? You going to have Nick Fuentes on later to talk about eugenics?

13/8/2025, 6:59:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'll tell Bondi to replace my name with his in the Epstein files."

13/8/2025, 4:25:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

"Noooo! When the Supreme Court said it was ok, they only meant for red states!"

13/8/2025, 4:16:51 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 4:14:57 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

This is how his handlers keep him talking about something other than the Trumpstein files.

12/8/2025, 3:01:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Will they, though? Can you honestly say this administration will be at all upset that a Spanish grocer went out of business?

11/8/2025, 2:19:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

When the Trumpstein files finally get released:

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11/8/2025, 12:35:09 AM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

"Well, there was *A* meeting at the White House..."

10/8/2025, 6:44:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Cheeto Benito's defense, he keeps citing a poll taken by white Republican pedophiles, so that's why it's always in the 90th percentile.

10/8/2025, 6:37:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's because he wasn't the white kind of Christian.

10/8/2025, 6:27:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gezuz, when we finally kick his fat ass out of there, we're going to need to burn the whole fucking place to the ground and build a new White House.

10/8/2025, 3:49:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep it up, Canada! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ www.thestar.com/business/lcb...

10/8/2025, 3:44:53 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. So this administration is up to the North Korea level of empty threats. ๐Ÿ™„

10/8/2025, 3:39:40 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya know, for someone who accused Mamdani of nepotism, he sure invokes his own father's name quite often.

10/8/2025, 1:36:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 1:15:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 1:13:32 AM | 67 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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A worker strike carries no influence when the department is slated to be defunded and shut down anyway. ๐Ÿ˜•

9/8/2025, 6:20:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Good job, MAGA vets.

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9/8/2025, 4:04:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 7:17:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Motherfuckers are about four years too late. Too interested in norms, pearl clutching, and book sales to fight back when we really needed it.

8/8/2025, 4:43:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why provide shitty care for veterans when you can provide shitty care for veterans and make a shit ton of money by taking advantage of them? -Republicans

7/8/2025, 6:58:38 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is because it would be easier for Maxwell to accidentally commit suicide in a minimum security prison with fewer guards and cameras should she say the wrong things under oath.

7/8/2025, 6:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bold of him to assume the DOJ will comply with the subpoena.

6/8/2025, 6:31:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Joe lost all credibility when they went to Mar-a-Lago to gargle Trump's balls after he won the election. www.cnn.com/2024/11/19/m...

6/8/2025, 6:29:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, @nbcnews.com, literally nobody gives a shit about Paul Ryan's opinion on anything.

6/8/2025, 6:26:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh cool. So the removal of all the great accomplishments by queers and/or people of color are, also, coding errors? I eagerly await the return of those government pages as well.

6/8/2025, 6:13:15 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ralivan (@ralivan.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, trump was citing a poll taken by rich white evangelical pedophiles.

6/8/2025, 2:34:31 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 3:11:06 AM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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TwO WrONgS dOn'T mAKe a RIgHt.

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3/8/2025, 8:32:01 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is LITERALLY the plot of 1984.

3/8/2025, 8:28:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We the People do.

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3/8/2025, 3:51:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MSM: That's interesting. Now let's go to the Nazi and get his side of the story.

3/8/2025, 3:46:48 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 8:24:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It wasn't me! Bigfoot told some aliens to beam it straight into my monitor! You can't see them because they're behind the moon and bounced the signal off the pyramids! It's all a setup!"

1/8/2025, 5:59:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 3:58:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is under the assumption that the numbers coming from any trump appointees are accurate and not doctored to make dear leader look better than we all know he is.

1/8/2025, 2:28:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd wager a year's pay this man auto erotically asphyxiates himself with his own farts while masturbating to trans porn.

31/7/2025, 5:52:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah.

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31/7/2025, 5:41:08 PM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAYBE STOP GIVING HIM WEAPONS AND MONEY THEN!!

31/7/2025, 3:57:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once again, Texas..

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31/7/2025, 3:46:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The admission requirements:

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31/7/2025, 12:17:11 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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โฌ†๏ธ THIS! โฌ†๏ธ @democrats.org

31/7/2025, 9:49:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view