Them nazis we're never good with proper capitalization.
Painfully normal, which is kinda rare. Love my country for what it could be, not what it is right now. The sun will rise again.
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Them nazis we're never good with proper capitalization.
Every pitch will be a floater in the middle of the plate that even a bear corpse lover will have no problems hitting out of the park.
That whole power plant on the moon really won me over. Can I get a red hat now?
So Tucker is finally out of the closet? Good for him! Anxious to get his expert take on sex!
Every one of them trying to be the next Barbie. Plastic surgeons fully booked and running out of fillers!
Once he's dead, all of dementia don's honorees will get an asterisk. This entire administration will be better defined as "what the fuck?"
100% sure Ivana smoked during her pregnancies. If not, make it make sense.
Cracker Barrel is well known as a great place for racists to gather (eggs with a side of bigotry). This makes perfect sense because they lived by the sword and then died by it. Diversity is alive and well where normal folks gather.
Trump fails to understand. He never knew and the raging dementia isn't making things better.
I'd argue body double but that is a singular ugliness. Or maybe it was just a bag of rotting tangerines?
Hope isn't just a town in Arkansas.
It's a tight race but this is the stupidest Barbie, no?
Make America Grope Again. That's a feature, not a flaw. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This is why Maine voters wisely give her their votes. Nothing goes with lobster better than extreme alarm.
They keep voting for her so they're absolutely getting what they deserve.
Can't we just be allowed a glimmer of hope?
While I understand the replacement facist offers no relief, the sheer bliss I will experience when Dementia Donny is sent to Hell will be divine. I'm not religious but am willing to pray there is a hell that has permanently run out of Diet Coke.
Atomic bombs are now "negotiation." I will let my Japanese friends know right away.
When Gym argues like this in defense of a pedofile it seems likely he's a member of that satanic club himself.
Probably not criminals but definitely criminally stupid. Hope their love for Dementia Donny can outlast the torture in whatever concentration camp is their new home.
The problem is we know Netanyahu is never going to wage a just war. If you think otherwise you would be wrong. He wants ALL of Palestine eliminated.
Alert the secret Service! That's a direct threat to our dementia riddled POTUS!
How long before they start pinning yellow stars to these non-white folks as they load them into freight cars?
Don't be mean to Cracker Barrel! Where else can you get a side of racism with your grits?
To paraphrase if I might. "If you're gonna be a moron, be an AUTHENTIC moron. Now please excuse me, there's a diaper that needs changing."
Let's all get on board with the science please. From the administration that's deporting all farm workers, eliminating food for starving people and getting life saving vaccines out of our lives. Everything is fine.
Nobody will think of wearing gloves and long sleeves I bet. My tax dollars well spent!
Now do the Holocaust Museum.
We're up to SIX! Holy smokes the orange god is fantastic! Were any of them Star Wars?
To be fair, she didn't know a damn thing about fish & wildlife either. Failing upwards is the new norm.
TACO
You can save a couple bucks if you only buy slightly used protestors. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Brilliant mind, natural beauty. Same diff.
Maybe I'm not MAGA enough to figure this out, but once the moon immigrants build it, what's next? Do they run a big wire down to Mar A Lago or something? Or do we all move to the moon (which I hear is nice this time of year)?
I used to live in DC. I was only murdered a couple of times, it's not that bad. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
His swastika armband is always too tight, it hinders his racist rants.
He's not wrong. Checks and balances are long gone. This convicted felon is free to roam and watch all his dementia fueled fantasies come true.
Maybe Bill Cosby can co-host so Dementia Donny isn't the only sex offender on the stage?
Did he state that very strongly? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Loomatic is missing the point. Lindsey Graham is an asshole. His dealings with other assholes isn't relevant.
Over crowded jails and lack of safe shelters are just facts, let's not let truth slow us down.
Do they arm wrestle for the honor of changing Dementia Donny's diaper?
Ken and Barbie flanking a dementia riddled old racist, both wondering "who crapped their pants?" We all know but those two, dumb as a sack of hammers.
Dementia Donny playing the crowd favorite "very strongly." He's using it more and more, not much left of that diseased brain.
If you make the conscious decision to mangle your own face please shut it when we point out how grotesque you appear. You're the one getting the work done Barbie we're just being subjected to it.
If you look closely you can read the kid's lips, I think he's saying "someone pooped their pants."
In other words she's terrified of anyone who hasn't had frequent face-altering surgeries and even more frequent Botox injections? My casual observations show that to be completely true.
Do you think the fact that nobody would mourn her death bothers her even one bit?
The FBI? They're on TV, I know where they are and I'm not even trying.
Tell me you flunked history and civics without telling me you flunked history and civics. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dear South Carolina Voters: Really?!
On the plus side, happy he's going to be wearing a mask.
I don't condone violence but am willing to make an exception.
Why is "paycheck" in quotes? Does dementia Donny think he just created a new word?
Hold on. Dean Cain has followers?
That lack of electrical generation on the moon was the number one issue in the last election cycle. The only problem is construction will need to done by immigrants.
Attendees attention! That couch might be sticky. You know why.
"Very strong". Playing from his dementia greatest hits. IYKYK.
It's actually 1,500%. Try to keep up Donny!
Death by "bad back?" What we need is a quicker death by dementia.
I'm certain she and I define "dignity" differently. Then again, I know how to use a dictionary.
Florida re-elected Matt Gaetz AFTER it was revealed he is a child sex trafficker. Florida is hopeless.
JFC. Pedophiles are cool, sex traffickers are cool but stop posting on Twitter and we're coming after you?!
Once again, is there any mystery surrounding the historic unpopularity of the Democratic Party?
The $50k bonus is silly. ICE is full of racists whose wet dreams are beating the hell out of brown people. If we asked, they'd pay us to allow them to commit evil.
"A couple more facial adjustments and I will love her!"
THEY'RE EATING THE PETS! I too can spew things that have no meaning. When can I get sworn in?
".....and later, if he'll allow it, I'm going to change his diaper. I've never been more elated."
The larger question, which nobody can answer, is why Texans keep voting for this dung heap? Maybe they're voting for all of this?
Another old decaying man who just needs to shake off that moral coil and head south for eternity.
When I voted for his re-election I didn't feel like I had a choice. This failure falls squarely on the shoulders of the Democrat's party leadership in Colorado. They looked the other way because he fit their ideal candidate fantasy. He is an utter embarrassment.
Some of the cult members are evil, but they're not stupid. Navarro is a next-level moron with no evident IQ.
Since he's up for re-election in a few months? Somebody forgot to give grandpa his dementia meds.
Does anyone really wonder why Democrats are so unpopular?
One problem here, Scott is the very definition of corrupt. Stopping congressional trading is good but won't deter him from corrupting in all he does.
If by humanitarian she means evil old man with a full diaper I think she's right.
In other words, yes.
"Everything" = nothing. "Down" = up. Easiest code to break, ever.
What a blast from the past! This is what Keith Richards was supposedly doing to get off heroin. Now that I've said that, this does sound like sound scientific genius.
7, 38, 29, 112. I too can spew numbers randomly. Who wants to administer my oath of office?
Ice Barbie obviously doesn't understand the term "homeland."
"I know of one friend" is not how one says "I have a friend" which in this case isn't plausible. I'm guessing he has "a black friend" to prove he's not a racist as well?
It's clear to any sane person his dementia is in the driver's seat. The very idea he says he admits to knowing Giuffre is nuts. His normal response is to claim he's never heard of anyone (unless they have recently praised him).
Adam's at 7% says dead people are voting. That MAGA conspiracy seems true here.
The dementia is rapidly progressing. More quickly each day, Usain Bolt speed.
One down. Too many to go.
So not a Hamas fan, but let's be clear, Netanyahu is committing genocide and has yet to honor even a temporary cease fire. Children and their parents are starving to death, is Hamas starving Israeli children?
It's like I'm watching Forrest Gump on a loop. Stupid is as stupid does. And there ain't no box of chocolates in this version.
Question for clarity: do we refer to her as "New Jersey Barbie" or "Parking Wars Barbie"? I'm having trouble keeping all the Barbie's separate, it's like a hive without a queen.
And we wondered why a "Christian" would support Dementia Donny. Birds of a feather.
Trying to figure out the right phrasing here. Ironic irony? It's so off the scale I may need Dementia Donny to swoop in and do one of his word inventions.
Oh so it's the Riviera of the Middle East? That checks out, if I too had dementia.
Strong food.....sure grandpa. Let's get that diaper changed.
I note Tim Scott isn't wearing a hard hat. Honestly the only thing his brain does is spit out reminders to kiss that diapered ass next to him.
He's only hunting for a fresh diaper, it's fine.
She's not wrong, the DOJ does not shy away from uncomfortable truths. They shy away from ALL truth.
Is there a teenage girl out frame? What are they looking at?
The awful truth is those ICE goons would do it for free, this is their racist fever dream come true.
As a leftie I can attest our favorite politician is Karl Marx. Silly rabbit.
Um, Indians are from India. But otherwise seems in line with the rest of the dementia ramblings.