Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I think if Trump sends his troops here Mamdani wins by 20+
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I think if Trump sends his troops here Mamdani wins by 20+
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you darth some sort of WIMP? A SQUISH? You donβt revel in televised murder? Are you even American
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
They just keep running the same play over and over, hoping that THIS TIME the local population does some violence
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
And we have been practicing on nonviolent resistance for months and they wonβt get their jollies!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Heβs mentioned it. I fully expect him to get to us eventually. But NYC doesnβt give off the same ethic signifiers as LA or Chicago, each of which serves as racial shorthand for his audience.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Inconceivable to them that reality could be anything other than what they see on their screens.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyβve clearly drunk their own koolaid and think that Chicago residents simply will be helpless to resist their baser impulses.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
The towels are oh so fluffy, and anyone'll gladly shave your back for a nickel!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but can you find Pedos
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I just personally support so many individual publications and at a certain point I can't take on another monthly charge just to read *one* article in a new outfit. I think we should have a pod system where we trade off subscribing and sharing gift links.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Will they blame the tribal leader when it doesn't happen, or will they find that they're content just to receive permanent permission to be assholes?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
"He can still talk, we promise, here he is" THIS IS YOUR KING?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
And you just made me have to confirm that Skee-Lo is indeed a real person and not someone you made up for this example.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, itβs *extremely* fun and we havenβt had a whole lot of fun lately, or honestly for the last decade.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social)
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Order up!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Donβt miss the original article, itβs fantastic
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Nooooo, the greatest piece ever produced is the Toast piece on raccoons!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Instant block.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the real Ryan Lizza?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
βBone-petite?β
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Can current subscribers cash in on this tote bag deal? I want to impress my neighbors.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been offline this afternoon and now am afraid to search. Did someone impugn Weird Al??
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
He 1000% did not write this, anyway.
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Why donβt you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesnβt want you here)
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
YESSS THATβS IT
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at him posting Crafting replies in the night when thereβs few people there Nobody shares
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine the joy of outliving him.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I Get Weird! Gonna go play with my chainsawβ¦
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I have that song pretty much memorized. This is what listening to Dr. Demento in junior high will get you. Iβm stuck with βTheyβre Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Haβ engraved in my brain forever.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereβs Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow Thereβs Klingons on the starboard bow, SCRAPE THEM OFF, JIM!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Mallomars should be back in the supermarket any day now.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Kids today will never know what itβs like when the boombox is all the way across the room, so Fables of the Reconstruction just keeps auto-reversing over and over and over and over and over
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Accidental Dick has to be an unreleased Morrissey song.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Beads?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
SAY IT
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs nice that the pressure is off him though!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
30-50 feral hogs set up a polling place in my yard
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβd stay right where I am in Morningside Heights but Iβd find a way to build a house on top of one of the RSD prewars. And Iβd put in a heated lap pool. What? Itβs my fantasy, okay?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
He named his dog after Warren Zevon? OK, I am sending him another $10.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
You understand that many of your followers watched the ORIGINAL Battlestar Galactica? This is choosing violence
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social)
Two in fact
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I had one life until the summer of 2015, and an entirely different one since. My life, my kids' lives, their school experiences, their young adulthood, all utterly perverted by this man and what he has wrought.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Their starting pitcher was clearly going through some things.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
It was not boring if you wanted to see supremely efficient Mets pitching! McLean was a delight to watch.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I suffer from this kind of doomer thinking all the time, but I donβt post it, because posting will manifest it. So I just keep it to myself. But seeing it makes it harder. So I really, really appreciate your calling it out, and more importantly explaining why itβs bad.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
π
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
MANIFESTING
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who wants to make libs upset. Thatβs the big motivator.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
McLean! What a game!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
But eventually the ones who quietly go to work will be affected in some way.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Too much good music!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely delightful read!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
They know nothing is going to happen to them. Theyβre immune to electoral consequences.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm finally going to spring for the DVDs now that they have got the original music in them.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
We got a call To write a song About the war in the States But we shouldnβt hurt anyoneβs feelings
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the go out dancing My nation is a bunch of fascists
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
βHe won the popular vote, soβ
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Influencer craze?? If youβve ever had expensive dental work on your cat, you quickly get in the habit! Once was enough for a lifetime of cat ownership.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβve REPOSTED that sandwich to make a point, god help me
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
And donate to @runforsomething.net
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like since last November, I am stuck in an endless loop of Maya Rudolph in that Bill Hader British movie trailer, screaming BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an excellent demonstration of the "politics crowds out everything else on Bluesky" thing. I think I would be just so much happier if I were at least occasionally horrified by OTHER stuff besides politics.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
From your lips, because they're so confident all the time that they'll never suffer electoral consequences that I have absolutely been questioning my sanity for months.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought they really had convinced themselves? That the reality-based politicians are gone and the ones who remain are full-on koolaid drinkers?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot about her! After she apologized tearfully she pretty much vanished.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
And they'll consider it a win. They want to feel culturally dominant more than they want anything else. They don't care if they're culturally dominant in an impoverished backwater.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't that a dominance play for him? To lie to our faces, after which he and his people all enjoy watching us insist on reality?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs a dominance play for him. He loves watching people (especially people who cause him to feel inferior) having to scurry around demeaning themselves just because he said they have to.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Still available? I will dm you
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson (is it on Libby? I donβt have access so I canβt search)
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that episode so much. βDo you know what a a shtetl is?β βYes, you told me. Itβs a reservation.β
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans think this only applies to Republicans and Democrats think so too
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
βWhen we describe what he says and does or even quote him directly, we sound crazy and no one believes us, we give up nothing mattersβ
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Simply by espousing an idea they discredit it, because we know they are never operating in good faith. So trying to find common ground with them is a foolβs errand.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even homeless! For a lot of Fox viewers it just means βthere are a lot of non-white people visible in that cityβ
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Right. Hereβs another good post from Anat on framing:
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Thread π§΅:
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess the old Cracker Barrel logo, now?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
βOh my God it is femaleβ is up there too.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the democrats donβt trust themselves to know how people feel about the economy anymore because they thought they did in 2024, and they were wrong. So no one knows what to say or how to say it anymore.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
He can go fuck himself to hell forever.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
The droid arrest scene in Andor is what I think of. The autocrats will come for you sooner or later. Even if all youβre doing is just standing there.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
βALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESSβ
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Gwyneth won an Oscar and this is her reward?!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
And we have a job too! When they try, donβt reflexively yell βno not like that.β And then they get it unquestionably right (eg Pritzker yesterday), cheer and amplify it - not just here but in our social circles, peer to peer.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Very few Democrats believe in their own power to actually *do* anything substantive. Pritzker is an exception.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
What? Thatβs not what crooks say?
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
That is EXACTLY how I feel about Xanadu. I begged and begged my parents to take me to see it at the movies in the summer of 1980 and they refused. By the time I saw it on TV, it was way too late.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Comment section! Unimaginable. The YDN ad campaign in my era was βit comes in your box every day.β
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess there are a few more of us than I thought? Shit talking the Party of the Right is too delicious to stay quiet.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
The racial composition of ICE though. That makes me think i donβt understand any of it.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Lightly sautΓ©ed, with a crushed potato chip crust
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Letβs talk about Soft White Underbelly please!
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
I should be seeing Chris in the near future and Iβll show him this thread! Heβll get a kick out of it.
Sarah Birnbaum βπ (@sarahvb.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who watched 30 Rock, for sure!