Grand Jury came to their decision when the Trump DOJ could not determine whether the defendant tossed a sub, hoagie or grinder.
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Grand Jury came to their decision when the Trump DOJ could not determine whether the defendant tossed a sub, hoagie or grinder.
Telling that a cabinet of millionaires/billionaires are thanking another millionaire/billionaire for the toiling of the masses that made them their fortunes.
Cracker Barrel, where you can get a nice rocking chair to sit in after their menu gives you heart disease.
Assault a police officer, you will be prosciutto-cuted.
To be fair to the Trump DOJ, it was a salami sub, probably the most dangerous of the deli meats.
Was going to watch Everything Everywhere All at Once but decided against it as I thought it was a Trump documentary.
So I guess states' rights only apply to things like abortion.
President Trump takes control over Union Station after determining that urinal cakes did not taste goodly.
This whole outrage could have been avoided if Cracker Barrel had only replaced old dude with Sydney Sweeney in blue jeans.
Happy National Dog Day to all who celebrate. Ours is generally unimpressed as she feels every day is about her.
Trump additionally called for Fed Chairman Jerome Powell's resignation for reportedly placing a Coke can in recycle ♻️ bin clearly labeled for glass only.
As a NY Giants fan, mediocrity would be a welcome improvement after years of incompetence.
Not many cars with CD players any more.
I believe that is a reentry stamp for Epstein island.
My thoughts went exactly where you went. Ten Commandments posted under picture of Donald Trump.
Trump FBI raids Bolton home for NOT sharing classified info on Signal app with journalists.
Looking forward to her new Bravo series, Fascist Housewives of ICE.
Virtually a crime free city, except for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
We still have federal laws? Good to know.
What's the Vegas over/under on when the whole crypto scam falls apart?
I can see Epsteins island from here!
With all that tactical gear, you'd think they were going after Sigourney Weaver's Aliens and not a group of immigrant roofers?
Fake news. American employment rate is at 125%, 200%, 250%. Numbers we have never seen before.
The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82. Am I doing this right?
While Cartman"s personality fits Charlie better, Mr Mackey's head better fits Charlie visually.
To be fair, numbers do not include future work for ballroom designers and carpenters.
So Trump is going to sue South Park for parodying Trump suing people. You can't make this stuff up.
Just wondering out loud...
Satan's previous love interest on South Park was Saddam Hussein. So there's that.
Linda McMahon has released a statement that all monies will go towards funding of 'A1' at the university. 'Too long have the liberal elites pushed their Worcestershire agenda on students'
In addition, Tulsi Gabbard stated that Hillary Clinton 'may or may not' have rewound an undisclosed Blockbuster VHS tape rental in 1998 and has forwarded information to Attorney General Pam Bondi for investigation.
Pedo Boys. Worst buddy movie ever.
In an attempt to further distract from Epstein saga, the Trump administration has ordered the full release of transcripts for Ancient Aliens, Finding Bigfoot, and The Curse of Oak Island.
Just for fun…
Obama's or Biden's fault?
They're not eating the cats and dogs?
So I just wasted $75 on a pair of Sketchers Slip-ins for airport travel for nothing?
He started his campaign by dehumanizing immigrants. How are we not surprised this is where we are now.
My goldfish swam to a farm pond upstate.
The cruelty of this administration knows no bounds. Hopefully, Stephen Miller never watches any of the Purge films.
No lies told here.
Life imitates art. Torn between whether we are living real life 'Running Man' or 'Hunger Games'.
But without billionaire tax cuts, Jeff Bezos will not be able to rent a whole city for his next marriage.
Plastic surgeons don't work Pro Bono.
I guess grandma could pick vegetables after ICE deports immigrants to pay for care.
Not sure if President JD Vance would be better.
Hegseth: “Iran’s nuclear sites got bombed on Saturday night, and trust me, I know what that feels like.”
Call of Duty cosplaying Secretary of War does not talk 'to' he talks 'at'. America deserves better.
The whole Trump/NATO press interview was an embarrassment to our nation. Lil Marco standing next to fearless leader looked like he was in a hostage video.
I feel like America and the world are trapped in a car driven by Toonces the Cat.
US getting in on the fight could eventually work in his corrupt favor. Iran strikes back or lone actors within the US, giving him an excuse to claim more powers and use more fascist force.
ICE wears masks because the slits in their preferred white, pointy hoods are hard to see through.
Thoughts and prayers?
Unfortunately, I'm sure Susan Collin's 'concern' will pass.
Same masked ICE officers who probably refused to mask up during Covid to protect fellow citizens are now sporting masks to protect themselves.
I'm not an astronomer, but unless Mars is at the bottom of an ocean, I don't think these flights are getting us any closer.
Bob always added a little treeson.
5 adjacent only in dim lighting.
On the bright side, they will be paid in Trump meme coin which will be worth $3.89 in 6 months.
“I’ll be investigating the Mexican attack on the Brooklyn Bridge.” - Kristi Noem
It appears both 'Jrs' are swimming in the same vile filth.
Americans are only now being reminded why they disapproved of him 4 years ago. Short memory.
If he'd paid fair taxes, he would have only been able to afford a one way ticket. Win/Win.
I assume Duterte was unavailable for the mtg.
Based on Jeff Bezos' Amazon model, were all 6 delivered into space in separate space ships?
Sorry American 401k's. Trump's Wheel of Tarriffs didn't work out.
Trump is currently in interview claiming we've done serious damage to the 'Hooties'. Just an idiot blabbering.
BizGruTodengruden?
All fun and games until somebodies' constituent farmers get hurt. Another bail out like Trump's first term tariffs.
Briefly suffered watching Fox today, toadie equating the suffering and sacrifice Americans should be willing to make to wartime sacrifices. Don't recall this being mentioned during campaign.
So it turns out Trump's administration was too inept or lazy or both to actually determine individual country's tariffs and based it on trade deficit and imports.
Family values my ars.
If I cant win, I'm going to take your Democracy and go home.
Liberation Day? American Democracy going out of business sale. Rock bottom prices. All norms and constitutional freedoms must go. All sales final.
$24m based on his $304b net worth is about $14 to a median US household's $192k net worth. He basically just went thru McDonalds drive-thru.
So now the Republican party is concerned about the well-being of drug users? Would be a welcome shift but highly unlikely.
Surprised and disappointed at not finding any 'Happy Libertarian Day' cards at local CVS. I guess a condolence card will have to do.
This was bound to happen with all the network traffic from one of DOGE's Diapered Dandies downloading all SSA info to their IPhone.
My guess is it's not a good idea to take medical advice from someone whose TV show had contestants eat worms and bugs.
I had wondered what I'd get for a multi-billionaire who has everything. So, it appears to be a Wisconsin Superior Court Judge. What size does he take, Xtra-MAGA?
JD Vance is just jealous of someone who wears eyeliner better than him.
End of the World as We Know It? Personally, I feel fine.
3/28 ~ Fortune Teller
Why aren’t you wearing a suit? Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?
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Deflecting to “but the mission was a success” reminds me of a drunk driver arguing to the cop that he should be allowed to go home because he didn’t crash into anyone.
